Jun 10 2014
Episode 30: E3 2014 (I Can't Wait to Kill People With People)
This week the 'Cocks are laser focused and talking E3! Recording right after the Sony E3 press conference they talk about the XBOX, EA, Ubi Soft and Sony press conferences. They go over their highlights, some things that they didn't like.
Did the XBOX focus on games, games, games take that concept a little too far? What games stuck out to them? They try to answer the question, why is XBOX the best place to play video games. And go over some of the games shown, including the new Crackdown game titles Crackdown, The Witcher 3 and others. They also pontificate over the number of times the word Kinect was mentioned and the number of times it was shown.
Ea made it clear that there will be a new Mass Effect game as well as a brand new IP from Bioware, do the 'Cocks even care? Angry Rob has thoughts on FIFA 15. Madden impresses. The Battlefield Hardline beta breaks PSN then breaks Angry Rob's heart.
Ubi Impresses with their showing of strong games. So much so that the boys have a hard picking the one game they liked most from Ubi. Handsome Rob and Nick sell Angry Rob on The Division. Angry Rob poops his pants over the new Rainbow Six game. Kevin predictably gushes over AC Unity.
Sony closes out the show. Not to be outdone, they had a few tricks up their sleeve as well. But did they do enough to impress the 'Cocks? YouTube is coming, one of the 'Cocks thinks that will be the biggest thing out of this year's E3. Project Beast gets a real name. No Man's Sky, thoroughly impresses all of the 'Cocks. The Last Guardian still doesn't get shown. And yes, the new Uncharted ends the show and gets a name.
Music:
Intro "Only" by Kris Keyser
Outro "Summer Holidays vs Punk Routine" by The Refused