Oz 9

Gated Galaxies

It's Spring 2142 (a Tuesday), and Gated Galaxies has launched its 400 Oz-8000 ships, each carrying 50,000 "resting guests" to, hopefully, a new home on a shiny, brand-new planet. Except this whole "terraform and take over" idea isn't actually the plan; the real plan is far more nefarious and involves a great deal of cackling. But those aboard the ships don't know that, so off they toodle (those that make it out of Earth's atmosphere, at least), all shiny and optimistic. This is the story of one of those ships – the Oz 9 – and its tiny crew of hopeless incompetents. So far, they've been in space half an hour and several hundred people are dead. So... bright future, clearly. read less

Our Editor's Take

Oz 9 is an entertaining science-fiction podcast. Shannon Perry created the show, which debuted in 2018. She also voices some of the program's characters. Richard Nadolny is the show's narrator. Bonnie Brantley, Tim Sherburn, and Eric Perry also voice some characters. Each episode of this lighthearted program tells their many outer-space adventures. One cast member jokes that the show is "'Seattle's next big British comedy.”

The podcast Oz 9 takes place in the next century—in 2142, to be exact. The title is also the name of the spaceship on the show. But this isn't a show with competent, admirable characters like Star Trek or Battlestar Galactica. Instead, the folks on this podcast aren't the best and brightest. That's what makes this an entertaining program. Each episode guides listeners on an adventure filled with humor and chaos. Things continue to fall apart as the plot lines continue. But that's what keeps listeners around.

With each episode bringing more mishaps than the last, fans can expect plenty of laughs with 0z 9. Listeners will laugh as they follow along with these bumbling characters on this journey. Most episodes are under 30 minutes long. Since this is a continuing story, listeners will want to start from the beginning. "What the f&#* is that smell?? is the first episode. The title indicates the irreverent, raunchy nature of this podcast. The show also has hiatus episodes to keep fans interested.

Oz 9 is an adult-oriented podcast. Perry says that the program is "NSFP." That stands for "Not Safe For Prudence" (her mom). New episodes come out every few weeks. Science-fiction fans and fans of continuing stories may enjoy this program.

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episode one: What the f&#* is that smell??
Nov 18 2018
episode one: What the f&#* is that smell??
HEY! HI! If you enjoyed this episode (and yes, I know, you probably haven't heard it yet, hush), you'll be thrilled to know it's also a COMIC BOOK. Which you can BUY! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com On an otherwise unexceptional Tuesday in 2142*, Gated Galaxies fired off 400 of its Oz 8000™ ships, each with 50,000 “resting guests” tucked into stasis pods, plus a skeleton crew of up to half-a-dozen total no-hopers. It was a win-win for G2, as they’re known, as the Oz 8000 model was about to be declared “unfit for journeying to the nearest 7-Eleven, much less interstellar space” and recalled. G2 had a very large fleet of the 8000s, and a slight head start on the recall, as they’d paid off the head inspector to delay her report by promising the ships would be stripped and sold for parts. Instead, the ships were spit-shined, outfitted with some black market YugoPods™, and space aboard quietly sold to very very rich people on the promise that somewhere up there, screamingly wealthy and privileged lives away from the riff raff of Earth were to be had. To their credit, there was a lot of screaming, so they had that right. This is the story of one of those ships, the Oz 9, and the utterly futile attempts of its crew to fulfill its stated mission: to deliver the passengers safely to their new, terraformed planet. At its unstated (and unknown) mission – to make Gated Galaxies even richer by doing some sneaky, underhanded and occasionally homicidal things – it was a massive success. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/. *Thanks, Space Cadet! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
episode five: There's a zombie in the corridor
Dec 23 2018
episode five: There's a zombie in the corridor
Heave a sigh of relief: Leet’s symmetry has been restored. Might suggest you breathe through your mouth, though, as there’s a rapidly decomposing dead person in the corridor. Messing up Joe’s clean floors. Seriously, zombies are why we can’t have nice things. Not clear on the Cumberbatch/penguin reference? https://youtu.be/9GHPNKUMf70?t=200 You've been listening to: Richard Cowen as Leet Bonnie Brantley as Lady Lucretia Nibble-Biscuit Tim Sherburn as Colin Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia Eric Perry as Joe and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. Our theme music and other incidental music was composed and performed by John Faley. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/. Sound effects from Freesound: peephole circus (door) https://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/ sieuamthanh (alarm) https://freesound.org/people/SieuAmThanh/sounds/397787/ iamgiorgio (fire extinguisher) https://freesound.org/people/Iamgiorgio/sounds/371839/ screamstudio (air raid siren) https://freesound.org/people/ScreamStudio/sounds/412171/ wizage (gulps) https://freesound.org/people/Wizage/ nexotron (engine noise) https://freesound.org/people/Nexotron/sounds/371282/ okieactor (gunshot) https://freesound.org/people/okieactor/sounds/415912/ fredzed (airlock) https://freesound.org/people/fredzed/sounds/416385/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
episode seven: The biggest bunch of mindless wankers
Jan 13 2019
episode seven: The biggest bunch of mindless wankers
In which Leet is accosted by someone (or thing) and bunged into airlock 7, Olivia gets tetchy about Leet's imminent demise, There's an enormous amount of bickering, and We discover the limits of that whole "two heads better than one" nonsense. You've been listening to: Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and the Recruiter Eric Perry as Joe and Head 1 Tim Sherburn as Colin and Head 2 and Richard Cowen as Leet Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia, and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator. Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. (and yes, you're going to see this exact message a lot because copy/paste, baby; we've got over 100 eps to clean up. *sigh*) Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/. Sounds effects from Freesound: https://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/ https://freesound.org/people/Breviceps/sounds/453388/ https://freesound.org/people/Suburbanwizard/sounds/417994/ https://freesound.org/people/Diboz/sounds/211683/ https://freesound.org/people/JoelAudio/sounds/136542/ https://freesound.org/people/fredzed/sounds/416385/ https://freesound.org/people/SieuAmThanh/sounds/397787/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
episode eight: Things that go stupid in the night
Jan 30 2019
episode eight: Things that go stupid in the night
In which It's "night" on the Oz 9, and the crew is literally and figuratively stumbling around in the dark. Back on earth a cub reporter and a private dick are hot on Mr. Southers' heels, asking the sorts of questions that might get them an invitation to sleep with the fishes. You're listening to: Eric Perry as Joe, Mr. Southers and Dr. Van Haber Zetzer Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna Richard Cowen as Leet Tim Sherburn as Colin and Buck Nubbins Shannon Perry plays Madeline and Olivia. Introducing Steven Crider as Rock Brickwell Richard Nadolny is your Narrator. Additional sound effects provided by Roxy. Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. Follow us on Twitter or Bluesky, and check out some saucy Oz 9 merchandise on Tee Public. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/. Sound effects from Freesound: https://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/ https://freesound.org/people/Breviceps/sounds/453388/ https://freesound.org/people/Suburbanwizard/sounds/417994/ https://freesound.org/people/Diboz/sounds/211683/ https://freesound.org/people/JoelAudio/sounds/136542/ https://freesound.org/people/fredzed/sounds/416385/ https://freesound.org/people/SieuAmThanh/sounds/397787/ https://freesound.org/people/Filmscore/sounds/436939/ https://freesound.org/people/vrodge/sounds/119554/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
episode nine: Mind the gap
Feb 11 2019
episode nine: Mind the gap
In which: Colin makes a sausage-scented discovery, Rock and Donna talk murder, we learn about automatic chopsticks, and Olivia confesses that she might not be … all there. You’re listening to: Tim Sherburn as Colin Eric Perry as Joe Richard Cowen as Leet Shannon Perry as Olivia Bonnie Brantley as woman’s voice and Donna John Faley as man’s voice Steven Crider as Rock and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. Our theme music and other music is composed and performed by John Faley, with additional arrangement by Elliot Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set at https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Want that sweet tee the Narrator was talking about? You can find it and other nonsense merch in our store. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitter and Bluesky. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/. Sound effects from Freesound: https://freesound.org/people/Yin_Yang_Jake007/sounds/435359/ https://freesound.org/people/EverydaySounds/sounds/125064/ https://freesound.org/people/vrodge/sounds/119554/ https://freesound.org/people/Diboz/sounds/211683/ https://freesound.org/people/JoelAudio/sounds/136542/ https://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
episode ten: Fixing the ejaculax
Feb 24 2019
episode ten: Fixing the ejaculax
Will Madeline and Joe be able to fix the copulatron and attach it to the forniculator before they realize neither of these things actually exists? Is Leet doomed to spend most of his journey inside a healer pod? Are there any sensible podcasts looking for a reliable, experienced narrator? And no, I'm not "asking for a friend." You've been listening to Episode 10 of Oz 9, Fixing the Ejaculax.  Featuring... Eric Perry as Head One and Joe, Richard Cowen as Leet, Tim Sherburn as Head Two, Buck Nubbins, Colin, and random alarmed guy, Bonnie Brantley as Jessie, Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia, Steven Crider as Rock Brickwell, and Richard Nadolny, as your Narrator. Our theme and other music was composed and performed by John Faley. Special thanks to Shannon Valentine Hull for editing expertise. Check out her gorgeous photography here: https://www.shannonhullphotography.com/ Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/. For Beebs. Sound effects from Freesound: https://freesound.org/people/luffy/sounds/3536/ (record scratch) https://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/ https://freesound.org/people/unchaz/sounds/150954/ https://freesound.org/people/Breviceps/sounds/453388/   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
episode eleven: She might do some lasting pickles
Mar 10 2019
episode eleven: She might do some lasting pickles
It's Day Two And we're as startled as you are that anyone's still alive. Day two on the Oz 9 sees the crew celebrating fewer fatalities (sorry, Matt) at least on board (sorry, Sweden) and making a critical discovery about cheese. But the two-headed repairbot is awake again and wreaking some havoc, Madeline needs to warn Jessie about her crew, and apparently, if someone invites you to go on an adventure in space, don't go back for your purse or to the porta-loo. You've been listening to: Tim Sherburn as Head Two and Colin/Colon Eric Perry as Head One, Joe, and Dr. von Haber-Zetzer Richard Cowen as Leet Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline Bonnie Brantley as Jessie, and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/. If you like Oz 9 and would like to support us, you can purchase some sweet swag at teepublic.com/user/oz9. Come find us on Twitter and Bluesky (you can start with @Oz9podcast and branch out from there). Our apologies to 1/8th of Sweden. This episode is dedicated to Matt. May he rest in pees.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
episode twelve: A bucket full of mime
Mar 24 2019
episode twelve: A bucket full of mime
A pod has popped open, and something is roaming loose aboard the Oz 9. Something silent.... but ... deadly? Jessie, Captain of the neighboring Oz 6748, may have good reason to fear for her life,  AND Olivia explains the MRDR protocol, which is just as bad as it sounds. Not sure if you knew this yet, but Gated Galaxies is kind of crap. You've been listening to: Tim Sherburn as Colin Eric Perry as Joe Richard Cowen as Leet Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline Bonnie Brantley as Jessie Introducing Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise Richard Nadolny is your Narrator Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/. Linky stuff: Special thanks to our first patrons! Join them in supporting Oz 9 by subscribing at https://www.patreon.com/Oz9podcast.  Etsy shop: https://oz9podcast.etsy.com Tee Public: https://www.teepublic.com/user/oz9 Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/oz9podcast.bsky.social Sound effects from Freesound: https://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/ https://freesound.org/people/Diboz/sounds/211683/ Special thanks to our first patrons! Join them in supporting Oz 9 by subscribing at https://www.patreon.com/Oz9podcast.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
episode thirteen: Aim for the mime
Apr 7 2019
episode thirteen: Aim for the mime
You know how the little fluffy dogs are always the meanest? Well, this bichon frise is no exception. He's coming for Captain Jessie, and things are looking bad for the fearless, tartan-clad leader of the 6748.  Join our intrepid — sorry, that's insipid, — crew as they try to help Jessie *pouf* her way to safety. With: Richard Cowen as Leet Tim Sherburn as Colin Eric Perry as Joe Bonnie Brantley as Jessie Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia, and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator. Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/. If you've read this far in the show notes, give yourself a gold star. You can cash it in when you become utterly unemployable, due to having all your brain cells sucked dry by this tripe. Sound effects from Freesound: https://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/ https://freesound.org/people/Diboz/sounds/211683/ Want to help the Oz 9 limp safely to a terraformable planet? Or at least stay up in space rather than plummeting noisily to a fiery conclusion (sorry, Sweden!)? You can support us by buying Oz 9 merchandise or becoming a patron on Patreon.  Thank you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
episode sixteen: We are not breathing the passengers
May 19 2019
episode sixteen: We are not breathing the passengers
'Allo, little piggies!  The notorious assassin le Bichon Frise is circling our crew like a vulture who hopes his prey drops soon because he's tired and hungry and a little cranky and frankly probably a little dehydrated and his blood sugar's low, he just knows it, and this dry desert air is doing NOTHING for his skin. He's ready to do some assassaning, but this bloody crew just will not cooperate.  Oh, and pod 666 just popped open, so it's anyone's guess what happens next.  Featuring the talents of: Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna Tim Sherburn as Colin and Head 2 Eric Perry as Joe, Head 1, and Mr. Southers Richard Cowen as Leet Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia, and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/. Bought any fun Oz 9 stuff yet? G'wan, let your nerd flag fly! ETSY: https://oz9podcast.etsy.com TEEPUBLIC: https://www.teepublic.com/user/oz9 Sound effects from Freesound: https://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
episode seventeen: So the deed could not be done
Jun 2 2019
episode seventeen: So the deed could not be done
The episode that finally answers the critical question: why do robots climb like cows? There's an arm under the sofa, Jessie's dangling from a shelf in Maintenance Bay 15, and we learn what ligatures are for. It's, like, Day 7? 8? aboard the Oz 9, and things haven't gotten any better. Does anyone know a good pycnologist? You've been listening to: Aaron Clark is le Bichon Frise June Eubanks is the Albatros and Glenda Bonnie Brantley is Jessie and Donna Eric Perry is Joe, Head 1, and Dr. von Haber-Zetzer Tim Sherburn is Colin and Emily Richard Cowen is Leet Shannon Perry is Olivia and Madeline and Richard Nadolny is your Narrator  From Freesound: https://freesound.org/people/peepholecircus/sounds/171705/ Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Assistance with French was provided by the Butler family; sadly, pronunciation was not. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/. The cast would like to thank our most recent new patrons, Mel Hartman, Emily Swanson, and Travis Hull. If you'd like to help support Oz 9 (and boy howdy do we need support – also duct tape and neosporin), you can become a patron and get some fun rewards and stuff on our Patreon page.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonus episode seventeen and a half: Between the wormhole and the Rinse McGoo
Jun 9 2019
Bonus episode seventeen and a half: Between the wormhole and the Rinse McGoo
It's that kind of day, innit? One minute, you're out having a quick ciggie next to the tip, and then the world goes all wobbly, and suddenly you're aboard someone else's spaceship, only it's held together with duct tape and optimism and crewed by the biggest bunch of idiots who ever graced the skies, and there's something ... or possibly someone ... all over your boots. Big thanks to the Mark Restuccia of the Best in Galaxy podcast for lending us C4 for a while. You can have him back now. You've been listening to: Eric Perry as Joe and Head One Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily Bonnie Brantley as Jessie June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise Richard Cowen as Leet Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator. Guest starring Mark Restuccia as C4 and Stooch This mini-episode fits in a wormhole somewhere between episodes 16 and 17. Or maybe 17 and 18. Or maybe 4 and 42, who knows? Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/. Have we said yet that we have a website with fun stuff on it? https://oz-9.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices