Kiss the Goat

Kiss the Goat

If you like movies about Satan, then Kiss the Goat is just the thing to satisfy your Devilish jones! Join co-hosts Cootie and X as they drink and talk their way through some of the classics and clunkers from the 1970s forward. There’s also a drinking game and plenty of foul language. There’s your warning. Who knows what will happen when you decide to Kiss the Goat? Besides listening to a podcast, that is. That whole podcast thing was kind of a given. read less
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31 Days of Howling Beasts Day 3 : The Beast That Killed Women (1965)
Oct 3 2021
31 Days of Howling Beasts Day 3 : The Beast That Killed Women (1965)
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31 Days of Howling Beasts Day 3 : The Beast That Killed Women (1965)
Oct 3 2021
31 Days of Howling Beasts Day 3 : The Beast That Killed Women (1965)
Episode description not available.
Kiss the Goat Episode 58: Jaws of Satan (1981)
Sep 25 2021
Kiss the Goat Episode 58: Jaws of Satan (1981)
What happens when the saddest priest in the world takes on the Devil himself, who has taken the form of a king cobra? Join your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema, X and Cootie, as they sink their fangs into the 1981 movie Jaws of Satan! This movie happened! Hear Mark Ball pick up […]
Kiss the Goat Episode 57: The Last Exorcism (2010)
Jul 30 2021
Kiss the Goat Episode 57: The Last Exorcism (2010)
It’s banana bread and bloodletting in the Bible Belt on this episode of Kiss the Goat as X and Cootie take a long look at the 2010 movie, The Last Exorcism! Cootie and X take a deep dive into the film and talk frankly about their experiences in charismatic churches, the efficacy of exorcisms, and […]
Kiss the Goat Episode 56: Mausoleum 1983
Jul 10 2021
Kiss the Goat Episode 56: Mausoleum 1983
Celebrate Cootie’s birthday with this humongous, jam-packed episode in which X and Cootie discuss Mausoleum 1983, the winner of the Acolyte’s Choice listening poll! What’s not to love about demonic breasts? Long-time friend of the show Allan McPherson reveals his workout regimen when he answers the call of the void on the Landline of the […]
Kiss the Goat Episode 55: The Manitou (1978)
Jun 25 2021
Kiss the Goat Episode 55: The Manitou (1978)
It’s a birthday celebration at the Online Shrine of Satanic Cinema as Cootie and X discuss William Girdler’s Native American sort-of-but-not-really possession movie, The Manitou. What did Mistress Stephanie give X for his birthday? Not that. No, not that either. You’ll just have to listen and find out. Also: an experiment in demonic possession for […]
Kiss the Goat Episode 54: The Rite 2011
Jun 11 2021
Kiss the Goat Episode 54: The Rite 2011
On this stultifying episode of Kiss the Goat, your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema, X and Cootie (respectively) undergo The Rite 2011 in which Sir Anthony Hopkins bitch-slaps a five-year-old girl and laughs about it! Host of Hello! This is the Doomed Show Richard Glenn Schmidt picks up the Landline of the Damned […]
Kiss the Goat Episode 53: Lisa and the Devil
May 22 2021
Kiss the Goat Episode 53: Lisa and the Devil
In this thrilling episode of Kiss the Goat, Cootie and X examine Mario Bava’s movie from the early 1970s, Lisa and the Devil. Is it really a Devil flick or just another freakin’ reincarnation movie? Plus: another surprising appearance by Allida Valli, Rae Tysun and Persphone Agàpe take the call during the Number of the […]
Kiss the Goat Episode 52: The Antichrist 1974
May 7 2021
Kiss the Goat Episode 52: The Antichrist 1974
On this episode of Kiss the Goat, Cootie and X take a mortified look at Alberto De Martino’s possession movie THE ANTICHRIST 1974. This film features multiple exorcisms, bad table manners and heavily implied goat kissing! Also: a super special secret guest (okay, it’s Jamie J. Sammons) picks up the phone during the Number of […]
Kiss the Goat Episode 51: The Evil
Apr 15 2021
Kiss the Goat Episode 51: The Evil
For this episode of Kiss the Goat, Cootie and X watched the 1978 programmer, THE EVIL, starring Andrew Prine’s magnificent pants. Less than an hour later, they had forgotten the chronological order of the events in the movie. Does it matter? Probably not. They still recorded a whole show about it. Plus: Ray and Seph […]
Kiss the Goat Episode 50: The Exorcist
Apr 1 2021
Kiss the Goat Episode 50: The Exorcist
On this episode of Kiss the Goat, X and Cootie sink their teeth into William Friedkin’s heartwarming coming-of-age tale, The Exorcist. Plus: Cootie and X make a phone call, Drinking With the Devil and where exactly is Washington, D.C.? Pull up a chair, sit on the floor and gently insert this show into your earholes! […]
The Fourth Annual Kiss the Goat Holiday Extravaganza
Dec 22 2017
The Fourth Annual Kiss the Goat Holiday Extravaganza
At last… The Fourth Annual Kiss the Goat Holiday Extravaganza! Cootie and X are podcasting from the North Pole this year, where the only hot things are Cootie and the mic. [Has the new version of Skype been wreaking havoc with you, too?] Your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema talk about the winner […]
Kiss the Goat, Episode 49: The Final Movie You Watch In Hell
Oct 31 2017
Kiss the Goat, Episode 49: The Final Movie You Watch In Hell
This is it. Make no mistake where you are. Welcome to the innermost circle of Hell, and even if the punishment isn’t truly eternal, it sure feels like it. What is the final movie you watch in Hell? Take our hands and let us wander into this final darkness together.
Kiss the Goat, Episode 48: The Fourth Movie You Watch In Hell
Oct 27 2017
Kiss the Goat, Episode 48: The Fourth Movie You Watch In Hell
Sometimes, the Devil wears a little black dress.
Kiss the Goat, Episode 47: The Third Movie You Watch in Hell
Oct 20 2017
Kiss the Goat, Episode 47: The Third Movie You Watch in Hell
The Breaking Point. At Least Ten Things I Hate About You. Buy Me A Drink. Dinner for Two. Ask Aunt Goatie. The Kiss the Goat team invite you to join them as they reach the midway point of their journey through the cinematic underworld, and here there be witches. What is The Third Movie You […]
Kiss the Goat, Episode 46: The Second Movie You Watch In Hell
Oct 13 2017
Kiss the Goat, Episode 46: The Second Movie You Watch In Hell
The journey continues… Do you dare subject yourself to The Second Movie You Watch In Hell? Sure, you do. {Closing Music: “The Biggest Ass in the Laundromat (Shelby Mix)” music by halfdeaf/samples by DJX}
Kiss the Goat, Episode 45: The First Movie You Watch In Hell
Oct 6 2017
Kiss the Goat, Episode 45: The First Movie You Watch In Hell
October on Kiss the Goat begins with our most shocking episode ever. And we’re only getting started. You are not ready.
Kiss the Goat, Episode 44: Messiah of Evil
Sep 15 2017
Kiss the Goat, Episode 44: Messiah of Evil
We let Chef Al program the show and things went insane! Rescued from technical difficulties, recorded twice, and hours spent editing and rebuilding from the ground up, this is the episode the Universe did not want you to hear. But you know what we say here at Kiss the Goat, right? “Yes, sir, the […]
Kiss the Goat, Episode 43: All the Colors of the Dark
Aug 13 2017
Kiss the Goat, Episode 43: All the Colors of the Dark
Once again, the doors to your Online Shrine to Satanic Cinema swing open wide! Your High Priest and Priestess, X & Cootie, bring forth an offering of a relatively obscure Italian thriller called All the Colors of the Dark for your enjoyment. Will Edwige Fenech and Nieves Navarro escape the clutches of a horrible […]
Kiss the Goat Episode 42: City of the Living Dead
May 10 2017
Kiss the Goat Episode 42: City of the Living Dead
Welcome back to the Online Shrine of Satanic Cinema as Cootie, X, and Chef Al take a maggot-filled gander at Lucio Fulci’s absurd classic, City of the Living Dead. Dead priests! Demon zombie ghoul things! Christopher George! What else could you possibly ask for from a movie? [please don’t say logic please don’t say logic please […]
Cinema PSYOPS Kisses the Goat: The Blasphemous Easter Episode
Apr 15 2017
Cinema PSYOPS Kisses the Goat: The Blasphemous Easter Episode
It’s the crossover episode you didn’t know you wanted (and still might not)! Cootie and X join Cort and Matt for a Cinema PSYOPS/Kiss the Goat musical orgy of bad puns and adult situations! It is heresy, and we will not recant! For this momentous occasion, the gang takes a look at Alucarda, a crazy […]