On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss Salad Fingers, relatable Olympic sports, and stupid f*cking jazz.Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss cloning ourselves as children and murdering ourselves, the financial value of tragedies, and celebrating Tommy’s culture.Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)

On this very special 50th episode the boys have recorded together, Tristan & Tommy discuss the ideal time to poop your pants (and pants are required), strategically picking liquids to shoot out of our fingers & a Yelp review from Tristan himself about some dirty lemonade. Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss what we would have if we could have one million of something, what we've learned watching grown adults (sometimes) attempt to function appropriately in theme parks,  and Tristan reads a Yelp review about an anally-corrupt doctor from Minneapolis. Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our who's careers and reputations we'd like to steal, how we would disappear and live off the grid, and Tristan reads a Yelp Review about this very podcast.Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our favorite double-features, things that should be legalized and a lovesick truck stop worker. Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our experience with karma, if we'd rather continue working for a large shitload of money or stop working for a small shitload of money, and Tristan reads a review of an averagely concerning new religion. Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss what our walk-on music would be if we were big, bad, scary & hairy wrestlers, we recite our favorite poems, and Tristan reads a Yelp review about a troublesome bookstore in Arkansas.Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss the resurrection of Jesus Vs. The Beatles, and our favorite fictional worlds.Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss how we would destroy the world if we were evil masterminds, bands we like that nobody else likes, and a Yelp review from the asshole of America, Florida. Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss what we would do if we woke up from a 10-year coma, our favorite celebrity criminals & Tristan reads a Yelp review about one smelly bakery in Georgia.Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy are joined by long-time supporter, fellow podcaster & childhood friend of Tristan, Tom (Host of the "Tall Tom's Thought Train" podcast, and new podcast coming to ear-holes soon)! The three T's discuss their least favorite things (we all hate the British), and dream up a movie in order to avoid being shot in the ass.Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss who we would have murdered if we didn't get caught, our favorite things (Tommy didn't put his family on his list), and a senselessly violent serial killer pageant (approved by President Biden).Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our recent & self-destructive phases, the short history of podcasting & how it grew into today's giant industry, & Tristan reads a Yelp review from a super round-Earther. Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss America's most dangerous jobs, some horrifying NFL & wrestling injuries, cantaloupes, Tristan gets deeply upset at the Waning Gibbous moon and the boys read a Yelp review about peeing in a bookstore. Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss the ups and downs of this year (which might’ve been crazier than 2020), a behind the scenes look at creating and sustaining our podcast, and Tristan reads a Yelp review about an abusive ping pong store owner. Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss times we had to be a Karen, why Spirit and Frontier sucks, our retirement dreams that we'll die before realizing, and a Yelp review for the "Ku Klux Klan Kruise Line". Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our experience with Hurricane Ian as Floridians, childish things we do as adults, a brand-new sponsor gives us money & Tristan reads a Yelp review about a troublesome camp in Missouri. Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss a history of unusual deaths, very disturbing statistics (looking at you Catholic Church), the modern "Wild West" that was the Internet in the 2000's, and a Yelp review of a lost album from 1986. Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss adult movies we watched as children, what we love about pooping & fat people who need scooters. Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)