KOLD

Isabelle Avalon Rogers

An original comedy podcast with songs. A co-production of the Very Little Theatre in Eugene, Oregon. Intended for those who are nostalgic, young at heart, and/or big fans of radio dramas, Celtic music, ad jingles, and Mechagodzilla. Certified to entertain and to lack any references of COVID and depressing current events. Eleanor dreams of finding millions of listeners for her station, KOLD Radio, and bringing 1940s-style radio dramas back to the mainstream. But right now, she's only losing money, listeners, and broadcasters. It's her last chance to save the station - so she's bringing in Celtic music diva Mary and her husband/manager Joe as potential investors, and asking them to listen to an epic radio drama about Brock and Sonya's dystopian romance, complete with advertising jingles. What could possibly go wrong - besides biologist Poppy's first time acting as "Sonya", plucky Walt's strong opinions, and Mary's hot temper? read less
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Episodes

Episode 4: The Deadly Chemical Soup of Love
Dec 22 2020
Episode 4: The Deadly Chemical Soup of Love
In this extra long episode... Conall gets inspired, Poppy and Beibo listen to a Soppy Romance Mix, Eleanor reminds us that four people do not fit on a Segway, Walt puts on a desperate puppet show, Joe decides to take action, and Mary goes to the mall. The saga of Brock and Sonya is taken over by Phil Merlot, a PI who's embarrassed of his real job at Lenora's Lovely Life Insurance, and matters go from bad to worse when they're met with unexpected guests from Merlot's past. The musical arena gets exciting as Walt (!) performs his original jingle "There's Something About Tattoos",  Joe sings "Me Ould Segotia", and at the end there's a musical cover surprise. Join us very soon for the KOLD Holiday Special!KOLD is written, mixed, and directed by Isabelle Rogers, with tech support by Tim Rogers and music by Val Haynes. The cast for this episode is: Scott Barkhurst as JoeBill Furtick as Conall KaleoTray Hammond as Beibo Suncloud Greg Havton as Victor Pamela Lehan-Siegel as MaryAimee Manley as KatyEmma Paulini as Poppy ValleyIsabelle Rogers as Narrator/Petunia StoneburyThor Rogers as Walter KayDante Thanhardt as Maximiliano Adrienne West as Eleanor Krakaufsky"KOLD Theme" performed by Emma Paulini. "There's Something About Tattoos" performed by Thor Rogers, music and lyrics by Val Haynes. "Me Ould Segotia" performed by Scott Barkhurst, music by Val Haynes, lyrics by Isabelle Rogers. "Walking With My Love" written by Finbar Furey (cover), performed by Pamela Lehan-Siegel and Scott Barkhurst. Freesound/Free Music Archive Credits (Thank you!): Romantic Song by theojt https://freesound.org/people/theojt/sounds/510954/ Beautiful String Music by Cunnigar0807 https://freesound.org/people/Cunningar0807/sounds/353964/ (Jazz Loop) Rusted Maid by plaster brain https://freesound.org/people/plasterbrain/sounds/464923/ Film Noir.wav by Johnnie_Holiday https://freesound.org/people/Johnnie_Holiday/sounds/547087/ Jazz-Drum-Beat-120 BPM.mp3 by jimrsbjorklund https://freesound.org/people/jimrsbjorklund/sounds/353081/ Body Fall 1.wav by Adam_N https://freesound.org/people/Adam_N/sounds/325270/ wide forward woosh1.wav by newagesouphttps://freesound.org/people/newagesoup/sounds/377834/  Bone Fracture by Fission9 https://freesound.org/people/Fission9/sounds/488659/ Jazz loop.wav by FrankyBoomerhttps://freesound.org/people/FrankyBoomer/sounds/261100/ Central Park Jazz by sheriff https://freesound.org/people/sheriff/sounds/456064/ 22 Magnum pistol shot by michorvath https://freesound.org/people/michorvath/sounds/427594/ Crowd in panic by IENBA https://freesound.org/people/IENBA/sounds/491405/ Ticking Clock - Large by Rollo145 https://freesound.org/people/Rollo145/sounds/256477/ “Don’t Call Me Romantic” by Mega Gem https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Mega_Gem/Colors_of_the_west/Mega_Gem_-_Colors_of_the_West_-_03_Dont_Call_Me_Romantic