The Lost Holocron

The Lost Holocron

Hello, there! You just found The Lost Holocron. Every week, a few mates slowly make their way through a Star Wars novel. Join our book club as each transmission we punctuate a single chapter with discussion. Whether you read along or not, you can follow the action and join our community discussions. Readers and nonreaders welcome!

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Heir to the Empire | Chapter 1 | The Lost Holocron
Jan 25 2023
Heir to the Empire | Chapter 1 | The Lost Holocron
Hello There! You've found the first episode of The Lost Holocron! Join our book club as each transmission we punctuate a single chapter with discussion. Whether you read along or not, you can follow the action and join our community discussions. Readers and nonreaders welcome! Our first book is Heir to the Empire, written by Timothy Zahn, first published in 1991. It has a cast of familiar and new characters, such as fan favourites Grand Admiral Thrawn and Mara Jade. If you've never read a Star Wars Legends book, this is a great place to start.  Five years after Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi, Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa, Han Solo, and Chewbacca find themselves in new challenges and adventures. Chapter 1Five years after the Battle of Endor, aboard the Imperial Star Destroyer, Chimaera, Captain Pallaeon reminisces about the decline of the Empire.A raiding mission to retrieve data from the border system of Obroa-skai brings pursuers, and Pallaeon gets to see Grand Admiral Thrawn demonstrate his tactical superiority.Thrawn savours his progress in "the only puzzle with solving … the complete, total, and utter destruction of the Rebellion."LinksHigh Human Culture and xenophobia in the Galactic Empire | Wookieepedia Ancient Pyramids Around the World | History | Smithsonian Magazine Snowblindness | Photokeratitis - Wikipedia  Share and SupportShare this episode (cross platform link)Discuss this chapter on Discord, YouTube, or RedditSupport us on PatreonOur WebsiteRelease DocumentTranscriptSupport the show
Heir to the Empire | Chapter 2 | The Lost Holocron
Feb 1 2023
Heir to the Empire | Chapter 2 | The Lost Holocron
Chapter 2 of Star Wars: Heir to the Empire (1991) (EU: 9 ABY) by Timothy Zahn. The story so Far Beyond the continually expanding borders of the New Republic, Grand Admiral Thrawn and Captain Pallaeon are gathering strength as Thrawn pieces together his master plan to utterly destroy what he still views as "the Rebellion". Chapter 2The introduction of our scattered trio some months after the first chapter:On Coruscant, Luke is farewelled by an ostensibly distracted Obi-Wan Kenobi. Luke is feeling depressed by the enormity of representing the mythological Jedi and rebuilding the Order on his own. Leia has begun her Jedi training but is also buried under political responsibility. We are introduced to her aide, Winter, who has an eidetic memory. Han and Chewie are on Tatooine trying to recruit smugglers to fulfil the logistical requirements of the New Republic. They're also accompanied by Wedge Antilles and a new character Page, who is described as completely unremarkable. Links  American History X (1998) is not American Graffiti (1973) (IMDb)The Book of Boba Fett (TV Series 2021– ) - IMDb The Many Accents in Star Wars Explained and The Many Accents in Star Wars Pt 2 by Generation Tech Share and SupportShare this episode (cross platform link)Discuss this chapter on Discord, YouTube, or RedditSupport us on PatreonOur WebsiteRelease DocumentTranscriptHosts’ Thoughts Interesting the 9 week time skip. It would be easy to miss the few hints left in the chapter. Poor Luke. What do you think of the political move to establish the New Republic Council in the Imperial Palace? Leia seems like a control freak until the line that she is the only one that has legit political experience. Wedge as the false flag was a good plan. I liked that. Ben “loved” Luke. Nice to see a healthy expression of platonic love. Also Luke loves Leia Interesting circle created by the setting: Luke thinks he’s on Tatooine, actually on Coruscant, connected by Threepeo to Leia, she thinks about Han, and we are carried back to Tatooine, where Han is also thinking about Luke/Ben. Force ghosts just linger for a time before moving beyond? I’m not sure how I feel about that interpretation. If the Force binds all things, shouldn’t there be no “beyond?” Interesting that Coruscant has mountains. Chewie seems absent, despite being there for Han’s whole conversation with Dravis. Was Han also drinking hot chocolate?Luke definitely should go to therapy. He's still obviously on edge and for good reason. Luke feeling the presence of leia and her twins from halfway across the palace is incredible Support the show
Heir to the Empire | Chapter 3 | The Lost Holocron
Feb 8 2023
Heir to the Empire | Chapter 3 | The Lost Holocron
Chapter 3 of Star Wars: Heir to the Empire (1991) (EU: 9 ABY) by Timothy Zahn. The Story So FarFive years after the Empire’s defeat over Endor in RotJ on the ex-Imperial capital of Coruscant, Luke, Leia, and Han are struggling not only with their evolving identities, but also with the demands on their expertise as the militaristic Rebellion aspires to establish a legitimate and functioning government. Meanwhile, the Empire has been continuously losing territory to the blossoming New Republic. However, tactical genius Grand Admiral Thrawn is uniting Imperial Remnants and piecing together his master plan to utterly destroy what he still views as "the Rebellion".Chapter 3On the planet of Myrkr, We are introduced to the smuggler Talon Karrde and one of his newest employees, Mara Jade. Talon invites Jade to dinner under the pretence of surprising her with a promotion, but he is covertly attempting to glean more about her mysterious past. During their dinner, the Chimaera arrives and sends a landing party to the surrounding forest. Karrde reaches out and is met with a stern Captain Pallaeon. Karrde deduces the Empire intends to collect ysalamiri, though he can only guess as to why.LinksMara Jade [spoilers] | WookieepediaHeir to the Empire | WookieepediaStar Wars Legends | WookieepediaLandos_Winning_Smile.PNG Billy Dee Williams in Family Guy: The Cool Side Of The Pillow  Billy Dee Williams - Credits (text only) - IMDb Billy Dee Williams Colt 45 Commercial Playlist List of Star Wars books - WikipediaJedi Order | WookieepediaGrand Master | WookieepediaToupée fallacy - RationalWiki  Share and SupportShare this episode (cross platform link)Discuss this chapter on Discord, YouTube, or RedditSupport us on PatreonOur WebsiteRelease DocumentTranscriptHosts’ ThoughtsYsalamiri pose a threat to Jedi?This chapter has cat and mouse all over it.Jade's hot topic list: pre-Endor Empire, the Emperor, Vader's death, Skywalker Does Karrde actually want to promote Jade? Jade "stiffens" when she knows the Imperials are going into the forestToupee fallacy and Karrde's opinions on luckKarrde slipping Thrawn’s name What is Jade’s history?Jade and Luke are gonna kissSupport the show
Heir to the Empire | Chapter 4 | The Lost Holocron
Feb 15 2023
Heir to the Empire | Chapter 4 | The Lost Holocron
Chapter 4 of Star Wars: Heir to the Empire (1991) (EU: 9 ABY) by Timothy Zahn. The Story So FarFive years after the Empire’s defeat over Endor in RotJ on the ex-Imperial capital of Coruscant, Luke, Leia, and Han are struggling not only with their evolving identities, but also with the demands on their expertise as the militaristic Rebellion aspires to establish a legitimate and functioning government. Meanwhile, led by Warlord Grand Admiral Thrawn, the Empire is gathering strength to regain lost ground against the New Republic. His plan takes an expedition to Myrkr, where Captain Pallaeon and Tallon Karrde parley for the Empire to collect the native ysalamiri. Karrde suspects it is a tool to use against Luke Skywalker, though to what end he can only guess. Chapter 4Grand Admiral Thrawn and Captain Pallaeon travel to Wayland, a low-tech world hiding a storehouse of the late Emperor's personal treasures and technology salient to Thrawn’s grand plan. Expecting a Dark Jedi Guardian, Thrawn thwarts the usurping ruler Joruus C’baoth’s snare with a demonstration of the ysalamiri's unusual ability to vacate the Force. Thrawn bargains with C’baoth to secure his allegiance in exchange for the capture of Leia’s unborn Jedi twins, whom C’baoth would mould as he sees fit. Pallaeon believes C'baoth to be unstable and a dubious ally, despite Thrawn’s confidence. Thrawn reveals that C'baoth is a clone of a Jedi Master, whose assassination Thrawn was personally involved in before the Clone Wars and Great Jedi Purge.LinksBowcaster | Wookieepedia | Fandom  Cut-resistant gloves - WikipediaLightsaber forms and Lightsaber combat | Wookieepedia Cover Art of Heir to the Empire | Wookieepedia Avatar: The Last Airbender (TV Series 2005–2008) - IMDb"Shoot him, he's the clone" - TV Tropes  How It's Made, Candles. Saponification: Making Soap Share and SupportShare this episode (cross platform link)Discuss this chapter on Discord, YouTube, or RedditSupport us on PatreonOur WebsiteRelease DocumentTranscriptHosts’ ThoughtsC’baoth is highly respected on WaylandThrawn and C’baoth differing ideology on conquest and powerDON’T MESS WITH RUKHThe way the crypt was presented was excellentThrawn’s disapproval of the Emperor's centralisation of the militaryA cult leader is an interesting spin on a villain“Old Republic” means something different nowWhat in evolution do you mean lizards repel the force?Anyone dying by arrow in-universe is a bit much The speed of SFX in the book Support the show
Heir to the Empire | Chapter 5 | The Lost Holocron
Feb 22 2023
Heir to the Empire | Chapter 5 | The Lost Holocron
Chapter 5 of Star Wars: Heir to the Empire (1991) (EU: 9 ABY) by Timothy Zahn. The Story So FarFive years after the Empire’s defeat over Endor in RotJ on the ex-Imperial capital of Coruscant, Luke, Leia, and Han are struggling not only with their evolving identities, but also with the demands on their expertise as the militaristic Rebellion aspires to establish a legitimate and functioning government. On Myrkr, smugglers Talon Karrde and Mara Jade observed Imperial Warlord Grand Admiral Thrawn collect the native ysalamiri, which have a unique ability to vacate the Force. Thrawn then travels to Wayland on the hunt for technology left by the late Emperor that will aid in his plan to retake territory from — and ultimately destroy — the New Republic. While there, he encounters Jedi clone Jaruus C'baoth, whose allegiance he gains by offering him Leia's unborn twins.Chapter 5Han delivers a report on his mission to recruit smugglers to facilitate trade within the New Republic. Its lack of progress fans the flames in the ongoing feud between the present Commander in Chief, Admiral Ackbar, and the ambitious Borsk Fey'lya, Council Member and an important leader of the Bothan faction. After a short quarrel, Mon Mothma deescalates the situation by adjourning the meeting. Han is told that Luke will be accompanying him and Leia on their diplomatic mission to Bimmisaari. Leia seems keen to sojourn away from the political capital. LinksKeeper of the Holocron, Leland Chee | WookieepediaGeorge Lucas Confirms Skywalker Is A Common Name at Celebrations V | Web ArchiveSpaceballs (1987) The IMDb Entry Share and SupportShare this episode (cross platform link)Discuss this chapter on Discord, YouTube, or RedditSupport us on PatreonOur WebsiteRelease DocumentTranscriptHosts’ ThoughtsZahn adds details about aliens right when you need to knowHow long should a chapter in a book (scene in a movie) be?Mon Mothma is a pragmatic politician, war seems to have strained her severelyWhy is it that Leia seems to have little patience for politics?What is the narrative of Luke at Endor to the wider galaxy?What do you think Han is feeling when he says, “Sure, just exactly like old times?”Support the show
Heir to the Empire | Chapter 6 | The Lost Holocron
Mar 1 2023
Heir to the Empire | Chapter 6 | The Lost Holocron
Chapter 6 of Star Wars: Heir to the Empire (1991) (EU: 9 ABY) by Timothy Zahn.The Story So FarFive years after the Empire’s defeat over Endor in Return of the Jedi (1983), and unbeknownst to the New Republic, Imperial Warlord Grand Admiral Thrawn is taking strides in collecting tools and technology left by the late Emperor to aid in his plan to retake territory from — and ultimately destroy — the New Republic.After a parley with smugglers Talon Karrde and Mara Jade to collect ysalamir, Thrawn weaponises their obscure ability for creating voids in the Force to neutralise Dark Jedi clone Joruus C'baoth and negotiate his allegiance by offering him Leia's unborn twins.  Meanwhile on Coruscant, political infighting seems to be stalling the establishment of structured governance within the Council of the New Republic. Despite personal growing pains, numerous responsibilities, and logistical issues, Han, Leia, and now Luke are assigned a diplomatic mission to Bimmisaari. Luke, it seems, has been requested to join them last minute.Chapter 6Han and Leia travel with Luke  and C-3PO to the planet Bimmisaari on a diplomatic mission to negotiate the terms of the Bimm joining the New Republic. Leaving Chewbacca and R2-D2 on the Millennium Falcon, the four are treated to a brief greeting ceremony. However, before they can arrive at the planetary government, news arrives that the key negotiator for the Bimm has suddenly taken ill.Luke and Han are invited to inspect relics of the Old Republic while Leia is shown around the market, but a suspicious Han decides to join Leia instead. His suspicions prove true when they find themselves encircled by numerous armed individuals of an alien species they don't recognise.LinksRoman concrete - WikipediaStar Wars: Heir to the Empire - Part One (fixed!) by DarthAngelus - YouTubeThe Orville (TV Series 2017– ) - IMDbHuman | WookieepediaThe Ithorian Supremacy League dialogueHumanocentrism | WookieepediaShare and SupportShare this episode (cross platform link)Discuss this chapter on Discord, YouTube, or RedditSupport us on PatreonOur WebsiteRelease DocumentTranscriptHosts’ ThoughtsOf all the tech in SW, they don't have remote locking on their spaceships?Cursing and exclamations in SW: "Good skies!"Old Republic relics are a good honeypot for Luke but not Han.Luke didn't sense duplicityWas the store owner trying to warn?Stokhli sticks: shoot a spraynet mist 200 m and has enough juice to take down a gundark.capitalisation of species namesWhat do you think they mean by “middle era?”The greys with spider sticksSupport the show
Heir to the Empire | Chapter 7 | The Lost Holocron
Mar 8 2023
Heir to the Empire | Chapter 7 | The Lost Holocron
Chapter 7 of Star Wars: Heir to the Empire (1991) (EU: 9 ABY) by Timothy Zahn. The Story So FarThe New Republic and what is left of the Imperial Forces are at a turning point in their struggle for galactic control. While both sides are struggling economically, the New Republic is having trouble establishing itself politically, and the Imperial Remnants are hunting for opportunities to turn the tide. Captain Pallaeon accompanies Grand Admiral Thrawn, the last surviving Warlord appointed by Emperor Palpatine, to a storehouse of technology they hope will aid their war effort. Along with new cloaking shield technology, they ally themselves with a Dark Jedi clone, Joruus C’Baoth, promising him Leia Organa Solo’s unborn twins. During the course of their diplomatic mission and while separated from Luke Skywalker, Leia and Han Solo fall prey to an ambush in the bustling markets of Bimmisaari. Chapter 7Luke frees himself from an ambush in the Bim Tower and races to rescue Leia and Han in the marketplace. Safely aboard the Millennium Falcon, Han makes the jump to lightspeed. It seems that one of the Bims was paid off to lead the protagonists into the trap but have no other information about their assailants. Leia wants to resume negotiations, but Han first wants to rendezvous with tactical support before returning. After pressure from Luke and Han, Leia agrees that she needs to start lightsaber training sooner than later. LinksStar Wars: Heir to the Empire - Part One (fixed!) by DarthAngelus - YouTubeHolodrama | WookieepediaFrank Castle (Marvel Database) is not William Castle (IMDb)Lightyear Theory: "The Movie" Andy Saw That Inspired Him To Want A Buzz Toy Wasn't A Kid's Movie : r/FanTheories Share and SupportShare this episode (cross platform link)Discuss this chapter on Discord, YouTube, or RedditSupport us on PatreonOur WebsiteRelease DocumentTranscriptHosts’ ThoughtsLuke: “Let’s talk this out.” Also Luke: “There’s no particular reason why any of you has to be hurt.”What would a lightsaber do against the spray?I like how clumsiness and chance play into the action“Some sort of bizarre gift wrapping”It’s so cool to see Luke being so observant in combat and his precise use of telekinesis“Snap-hiss.” The key onomatopoeia for Luke’s lightsaber ignitionWho was operating the Falcon’s swivel gun?“I am not a committee.” GIVE LEIA A LIGHTSABERHas Leia exhibited any traits similar to Anakin?The word Bimm has lost all meaningCan C-3P0 duck?Can't believe they were attacked and are expected to just come back downSupport the show
Heir to the Empire | Chapter 8 | The Lost Holocron
Mar 15 2023
Heir to the Empire | Chapter 8 | The Lost Holocron
Chapter 8 of Star Wars: Heir to the Empire (1991) (EU: 9 ABY) by Timothy Zahn. The Story So FarThe New Republic and Imperial Remnants are struggling for control of the galaxy, each holding comparable military might and galactic territory. Looking to reverse the tide, the last of the Imperial Grand Admirals has found and bargained for the favour of a cloned Dark Jedi, offering up both the adult and unborn Skywalkers twins. A trap for the Skywalkers was laid and sprung during a diplomatic mission for the Republic to Bimmisaari. However, the unidentified alien commandos were unprepared to face Jedi Knight Luke Skywalker. Luke, Leia, and Han escape unscathed but the nature of their assailants are a mystery to them. Chapter 8Captain Pellaeon reports to Grand Admiral Thrawn, detailing the failure of the Noghri to capture the Skywalkers and the recovery of the tech found on Wayland. Dark Jedi Master C'baoth expresses his impatience and a new plan is hatched to capture the Skywalkers; one that suits Thrawn's upcoming plans that necessitate C'baoth presence for a raid on the Sluis Van shipyard. Meanwhile, back on Coruscant, the New Republic are unable to identify the assailants at Bimmisaari, and as a result politics stall. While Leia Organa Solo is set to return to Bimmisaari to resume negotiations, she requests more space in her schedule to advance her Jedi studies, but finds no support within the Council, citing her expertise as indispensable.LinksStar Forge | Wookieepedia Redshirts, Retirement, and more in How to Kill a Character / Just For Fun - TV Tropes Share and SupportShare this episode (cross platform link)Discuss this chapter on Discord, YouTube, or RedditSupport us on PatreonOur WebsiteRelease DocumentTranscriptHosts’ ThoughtsOverallI like how we alternated between Imperial and Republic chapters, to having two Republic chapters, to now having a chapter that’s split between both.Imperial SectionWhat could the Spaarti tubes be? "Such fine equipment for us to rebuild his Empire"Thrawn was so cold about the Noghri dyingThrawn definitely doesn’t respect the JediThrawn’s selective ego is yet another interesting wrinkle to his characterWhat does the fall of thrawn look like?Looks like the frayed seams of C’baoth are starting to showRepublic sectionIs Fey'lya being skeptical or a contrarian?Shouldn't the council be doing more to prepare for Leia's imminent maternity?“Fey’lya said, with that air of wounded pride he did so well.”Fey’lya is so performativeAckbar doesn’t understand “they were already waiting for us”Han sticking up for Leia’s Jedi trainingThe New Republic is truly spread thin (Mothma's long pause)I can see Han’s character clearly in this chapterIf the Jedi are so important, where is Luke during these meetings? Support the show
Heir to the Empire | Chapter 9 | The Lost Holocron
Mar 22 2023
Heir to the Empire | Chapter 9 | The Lost Holocron
Chapter 9 of Star Wars: Heir to the Empire (1991) (EU: 9 ABY) by Timothy Zahn. The Story So FarGrand Admiral Thrawn has allied himself with a Dark Jedi by promising to deliver Luke Skywalker and the pregnant Leia Organa Solo. Master Joruus C’baoth shows to be an impatient man as the first kidnapping attempt is foiled by Skywalker’s warrior prowess. Despite the New Republic needing to raise its diplomatic image, logistically it’s easier said than done while they are still at war with the Imperial Remnants. Leia is torn between her diplomatic duties and Jedi training, while Luke is stuck between being the last of the Old Jedi and the first of the New.Chapter 9The Imperials conduct three concurrent hit-and-fade operations in the Suis Sector. While Grand Admiral Thrawn plays his cards close to his chest, Captain Pellaeon deduces that the exercise is as much to test Master C’Baoth’s mettle as to enforce the chain of command. Pellaeon is more than a little shaken at the display of power from C’Baoth. Meanwhile, the raid on Bpfassh has been observed by smugglers Talon Karrde and Marra Jade at a safe distance, Karrde seemingly having foreknowledge about the operation. To Jade’s chagrin, Karrde calls off his smuggling run, citing the New Republic's imminent relief effort as a situation they wish not be entangled in. The chapter closes with news of the raids reaching Coruscant while Leia is engaged in her new lightsaber lessons. Luke laments that, while the skills come easily to himself, he may not be the teacher that she needs. LinksSiege-towers | The One Wiki to Rule Them All  How One A-Wing Killed A Super Star Destroyer  What Are Newtonian and Non-Newtonian Fluids? Share and SupportShare this episode (cross platform link)Discuss this chapter on Discord, YouTube, or RedditSupport us on PatreonOur WebsiteRelease DocumentTranscriptHosts’ ThoughtsImperial sectionCool to see Thrawn testing his theory about Palpatine.Flare of star lines, mottling of hyperspace, flicker of pseudomotion, starlines flare and shrinkVery cool, professional battlePower struggle between Thrawn and C'baothI really like seeing limits to tacticsWhat do they mean by Star Destroyers are "siege engines"?Everything Thrawn does has multiple meanings. Smuggler SectionJade seems to have some kind of grudge against Luke.Jade is sensitive to “promises”“Promises…” This reveals a lot about her.Republic SectionWHAT COLOR IS LEIA’S LIGHTSABER Bpfassh, Draukyze (Han's lampshading)Teaching is a skillI would love to own a training remote! Jedi went crazy during the clone wars on Bpfassh?Even after Yoda died, Luke hasn't told anyone about Dagobah This is why you need to shut down your computer every so oftenSupport the show
Heir to the Empire | Chapter 10 | The Lost Holocron
Mar 29 2023
Heir to the Empire | Chapter 10 | The Lost Holocron
Chapter 10 of Star Wars: Heir to the Empire (1991) (EU: 9 ABY) by Timothy Zahn. The Story So FarGrand Admiral Thrawn has been escalating his pressure on the disputed territory between the Empire and the New Republic. Now with Master Joruus C’baoth at his disposal, Thrawn commands three simultaneous planetary raids to test both the skill and the compliance of the Dark Jedi. Smuggler Talon Karrde and his apprentice Mara Jade seem to be in the right place at the right time to witness the raid on Bpfassh, while the New Republic is on the back foot as its resources and attention are being reallocated into establishing governance despite being at war. Leia's Jedi training has started sporadically, while Luke worries that he might not be the teacher that is needed of one tasked with rebuilding the Jedi Order. Chapter 10Leia and Han survey the damage on Bpfassh under the protective detail of Wedge Antilles and Rogue Squadron. Leia's new Jedi senses alert them just-in-time to another ambush by the same alien species that ambushed them on Bimmisaari. Despite being able to repel their assailants, they are nonetheless closer to understanding the motives and origin of these mysterious aliens. After an unproductive call with Admiral Ackbar, Han decides it's time to take the matter of their safety into their own hands.LinksWedge Antilles | Wookieepedia What Does a BROWN Colored Lightsaber Mean? (Sith or Jedi) Share and SupportShare this episode (cross platform link)Discuss this chapter on Discord, YouTube, or RedditSupport us on PatreonOur WebsiteRelease DocumentTranscriptHosts’ ThoughtsWomen (Leia) being expected to give up their commitments and ambitions for their children Enter LandoCharisma and ambition is a dangerous combinationStill no mention of Leia's lightsaber colourWhat a surprise that Wedge knows about C’baoth!I totally believe Thrawn could find an identical YT-1300 freighter. What a fun trap.Snap-hiss. We may not know Leia’s color yet, but at least we know the ignition sound is the same as Luke’s!Excellent transition between sections. The context of Han’s line to Ackbar’s flows very nicely.“I’m not sure I appreciate the tone of that question, Captain.” “I don’t like it much either, Admiral.” Hilarious retort.CHEWIE. STILL. BARELY. TALKS.Why does Leia still distrust Lando?Support the show
Heir to the Empire | Chapter 11 | The Lost Holocron
Apr 5 2023
Heir to the Empire | Chapter 11 | The Lost Holocron
Chapter 11 of Star Wars: Heir to the Empire (1991) (EU: 9 ABY) by Timothy Zahn. The Story So FarAfter Grand Admiral Thrawn conducts three simultaneous raids in the Sluis Van sector, Leia Organa-Solo and Han Solo travel to Bpfassh to show their diplomatic support with the recovery effort. While there, they are ambushed for a second time by the same unknown aliens from Bimmisaari. They manage to escape but Han decides it's time to get help outside New Republic jurisdiction. Meanwhile, Luke Skywalker has been training Leia as his first student. He has been struggling with self-doubt as the teacher needed to rebuild the Jedi Order. Thrawn has allied himself with Master Joruus C’baoth, clone and Dark Jedi. Captain Pelleaon devises a plan to disseminate information that might lure Luke to C’baoth instead of sending more noghri to capture him. Finally, Mara Jade has apprenticed to the smuggler Talon Karrde as they play cat-and-mouse to tease information out of each other.Chapter 11On a hunch, Luke travels to Dagobah hoping to find something — anything — left by Yoda to guide his uncertain footsteps into the future. Finding nothing in Yoda's old dwelling, he ventures into the Dark Side Cave and is confronted with a vision; a retelling of Luke's execution at the Great Pit of Carkoon where his lightsaber is intercepted by a mysterious woman. Rewarded for his ordeal, Luke emerges with a nondescript gadget with markings that R2-D2 suspects might be recognised by Lando. LinksDagobah - Star Wars Background Ambience Yoda on Dagobah Deleted Scene with audio from Leia on Alderaan Scene Share and SupportShare this episode (cross platform link)Discuss this chapter on Discord, YouTube, or RedditSupport us on PatreonOur WebsiteRelease DocumentTranscriptHosts’ ThoughtsLuke’s attitude towards dwelling on Yoda is a good display of mindfulness.THE CAAAAAAAVELuke not realizing how structures would decay in a swamp is a good bit of characterization.Which side of the Force does curiosity serve?Who was the woman in Luke’s vision? Yet another name that’s difficult to pronounce (Nkllon). (Scott: Nick-Lon per Audiobook)Smells of DagobahLuke took his lightsaber into the cave againR2 gets lonely and it's a scaredy cat (Scooby-Doo?)Theories on the object in question?The Cave/tree is a massive trollThe fact that Luke is still afraid of the tree still shows he has a lot to grow intoSupport the show
Heir to the Empire | Chapter 12 | The Lost Holocron
Apr 12 2023
Heir to the Empire | Chapter 12 | The Lost Holocron
Chapter 12 of Star Wars: Heir to the Empire (1991) (EU: 9 ABY) by Timothy Zahn. The Story So FarAfter two foiled kidnappings on diplomatic missions, Leia Organa-Solo and Han Solo suspect a leak inside the New Republic government. They head to the Athega system to find Lando to get his help outside New Republic jurisdiction. Meanwhile, Luke Skywalker has been training Leia to be the first of the new generation of Jedi while struggling with self-doubt as the teacher needed to rebuild the Order. On a hunch he travels to Dagobah, hoping to find something left behind by Master Yoda. Ultimately disappointed, Luke recovers a nondescript gadget from the Dark Side Cave, but suspects Lando can help with deciphering the script written on the side. Meanwhile, Grand Admiral Thrawn’s schemes are coming to a head as he has allied himself with Master Joruus C’baoth, clone and Dark Jedi. Captain Pelleaon devises a plan to disseminate information that might lure Luke to C’baoth instead of sending more noghri to capture him. Finally, Mara Jade has apprenticed to the smuggler Talon Karrde as they play cat-and-mouse to tease information out of each other.Chapter 12The Millennium Falcon arrives in the Athega system with Han and Leia looking to meet with Lando. Luke arrives at just the right time for them to take the slow sublight trip to the inter system since neither the Falcon nor Luke's X-Wing have slave circuits needed to precisely co-ordinate inbound ships with their shielding escort. Once at Nkllon, though, the Empire shows up suddenly. Bad timing or are they being tracked?LinksSunshine (2007) - IMDb X Wing Cross-SectionA/SF-01 B-wing starfighter | WookieepediaHan Solo and Chewbacca Are like an Owner and a Dog If Han Is the Dog | The Mary Sue  Chadra-Fan | Wookieepedia Share and SupportShare this episode (cross platform link)Discuss this chapter on Discord, YouTube, or RedditSupport us on PatreonOur WebsiteRelease DocumentTranscriptHosts’ ThoughtsLando blocked!Holy shit Chewbacca said something!The concept of Nkllon is really cool.Did the author seriously refer to Chewie as “the copilot?” DISRESPECT.Is Luke seriously going to sit in his X-wing for 10 hours?Hilarious that they positively identify Luke by having Threepio talk to Artoo.So cool to see reclaimed Imperial vessels and vehicles making up the mining complex.WHAT A CLIFFHANGERSupport the show
Heir to the Empire | Chapter 13 | The Lost Holocron
Apr 19 2023
Heir to the Empire | Chapter 13 | The Lost Holocron
Chapter 13 of Star Wars: Heir to the Empire (1991) (EU: 9 ABY) by Timothy Zahn. The Story So FarWhile looking for hints on Dagobah on how best to train the next generation of Jedi, Luke Skywalker finds a strange device in the Dark Side Cave outside Yoda’s hut. This hint points him to Lando Calrissian and his path converges with Leia Organa-Solo and Han Solo as they head to the Athega system. After two foiled kidnappings on separate diplomatic missions, the couple are looking to get help outside New Republic jurisdiction. Meanwhile, Grand Admiral Thrawn’s schemes are coming to a head as he has allied himself with Master Joruus C’baoth, clone and Dark Jedi. Captain Pelleaon devises a plan to disseminate information that might lure Luke to C’baoth instead of sending more noghri to capture him. All paths converge over Nkllon just as Luke and the Millenium Falcon arrive. Leaving us in the suspense as the space battle commences.Chapter 13Luke and the Falcon engage in a dogfight over Nkllon, during which Luke’s mind is touched by another Jedi, commanding Luke to seek him out. Despite losing time during the contact, Luke and the Falcon chase off the Imperial raid. Our point of view then switches to Thrawn and Pellaeon reflecting on the aftermath. Thrawn’s satisfaction at the successful acquisition of 51 mole miners is overshadowed by C’baoth’s declaration of making contact with Luke. The Jedi Master insists that it is time for his own trap to be laid, leaving Pellaeon and Thrawn to scheme on the disillusionment of C’baoth’s self-importance. LinksStar Wars: Return of the Jedi - Luke speaks to JabbaThe Failure of the Grey JediTrope Talk: Are We The Baddies?My Hair! He Shot My Hair! -Princess Vespa, Spaceballs(1987)Share and SupportShare this episode (cross platform link)Discuss this chapter on Discord, YouTube, or RedditSupport us on PatreonOur WebsiteRelease DocumentTranscriptHosts’ ThoughtsWhy didn't they use the Force to confirm each other in the previous chapter?It wasn't a force choke!Thrawn: "At any rate, I suppose it's your own time to waste."What's going on on Wayland?!What’s the difference between influencing minds for good and for evil?C’Baoth certainly knows how to tap into Luke’s anxietiesIs Thrawn’s strategy basically just tactical edging?LOOK AT PELLAEON MAKING POINTSArtoo suffers from anxietyLeia's "anger and frustration and quiet fear", she could be the one from the dark side caveInteresting that Luke considers himself a full Jedi nowWhat is the dark side from Luke's description?Was C'Baoth compelling Luke?Not a fan of the Lost Time cliche"talents and cunning " are hormetic resourcesLuke just checks out and goes on a killing spree for 30 minutesSo anti climaticSupport the show
Heir to the Empire | Chapter 14 | The Lost Holocron
Apr 26 2023
Heir to the Empire | Chapter 14 | The Lost Holocron
Chapter 14 of Star Wars: Heir to the Empire (1991) (EU: 9 ABY) by Timothy Zahn. The Story So FarGrand Admiral Thrawn is leading the Imperial remnants from the shadows in a grand plan to destroy the New Republic and re-establish the Galactic Empire. He commands a raid on the Athega System just as Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa-Solo, Han Solo, and Chewbacca arrive looking to garner help from Lando Calrissian. During the skirmish, the imperials make away with mining equipment and the Dark Jedi clone commanding Thrawn’s fleet, Jaruus C’baoth, takes the opportunity to make contact with Luke. Thrawn is none too pleased to learn of this contact and plots with Captain Pallaeon to disillusion C’baoth of his self-importance and impetuousness. Chapter 14Lando is distraught at the loss of half his workforce — 51 mole miners stolen — in the raid! Han and Leia ask for help, and a plan is devised to send Leia to Kashyyyk with Chewbacca while Han and Lando broadcast decoy signals giving the illusion that Leia is still on the run. In order to achieve this, in a violation of his programming, C-3PO has his voice altered to perfectly imitate Leia’s. Luke shares his findings from Dagobah; what Lando identifies as a Beckon Call — a device that summons a slave-ciruit-rigged ship at a moment's notice. He later confides in Leia his true reason for searching that specific location and tells her about the contact he had during the space battle earlier. She divulges the rumour of a Master C’baoth on Jormark, and while they suspect a trap, Luke is eager at what the opportunity could mean. LinksRatatouille (2007) - IMDbKirby Series Explained (in 6 minutes)Pokémon: The First Movie - Mewtwo Strikes Back (1998) - IMDbGeorge Lucas' Theory About the Narrator (Gizmodo)Tricking HK-50 to violate his supposed ethics programming in KOTOR 2 Let's PlaySith (Etymology) - Wikipedia Share and SupportShare this episode (cross platform link)Discuss this chapter on Discord, YouTube, or RedditSupport us on PatreonOur WebsiteRelease DocumentTranscriptHosts’ ThoughtsLando: "respectable"Lando has experience using the calling beacon to fight though hostilesAlternate history of the Clone Wars: Dark Jedi clones?Vader being called a Dark JediStuart's speculation in chapter 9 confirmedFINALLY LANDO IN THE FLESHHan doesn’t seem to mind Lando’s behavior towards LeiaMr. Why-Is-He-In-This-StoryOH MY GOD CHEWIE ACTUALLY CONTRIBUTED SOMETHINGWaiting to leave gives Thrawn time to drop probesNobody ever respects 3PO's boundariesA2 has PTSDA jedi being wrong? NeverAll this for a key fobSupport the show
Heir to the Empire | Chapter 15 | The Lost Holocron
May 3 2023
Heir to the Empire | Chapter 15 | The Lost Holocron
Chapter 15 of Star Wars: Heir to the Empire (1991) (EU: 9 ABY) by Timothy Zahn.The Story So FarLast and first of the Jedi, Luke Skywalker lacks the confidence to be the teacher needed to rebuild the Jedi Order. He struggles to impart what little he feels he knows to his first student, his sister Leia Organa Solo. After turning to Dagobah hoping to find instruction, he leaves with a starship remote from a dark Jedi possibly slain by Master Yoda.All the while, Leia and Luke are on the run to evade the capture of a mysterious Imperial commander. They have little intel but suspect a leak in the New Republic capital. They've run to Lando Calrissian on Nklon, but we're again caught in a confrontation. They decide to send Leia to Kashyyyk with Chewbacca while Han Solo and Lando broadcast decoy signals giving the illusion that Leia is still on the run.During the space battle over Nklon, Luke's mind is touched by another Jedi, beckoning him to meet on Jomark. This Jedi, however, is a dark Jedi clone, Joruus C'Baoth, and is indirectly responsible for the many ambushes they are trying to escape. Grand Admiral Thrawn is the mastermind leading the Imperial remnants from the shadows. He recruited C'Baoth and has promised the Skywalkers in exchange for his allegiance.Lastly, Talon Karrde is a Smuggling Lord with a new apprentice, the enigmatic Mara Jade. While new to his organisation, she shows great promise. And he is determined to crack her mysterious veil.Chapter 15After parting ways with Luke, and Leia and Chewbacca, Han and Lando discuss what their next move is. Lando suggests they find Talon Karrde, hoping to set a precedent for future dealings. Unbeknownst to the heroes, they were surveilled by the Imperials.  From the merger clues, Thrawn was quickly able to devise the personnel and heading of each ship. Soon they will lay a trap for Luke as he follows C'Baoth's beckon.Links"I Am Not A Fish" | Know Your Meme Glass Onion (2022) - IMDb Traffic light illusion - YouTube cARds (AR card game) AR 19 Crimes Wine BottleValue Lock-in and S-Risks - WikipediaPlanning a Heist - Key & PeeleShare and SupportShare this episode (cross platform link)Discuss this chapter on Discord, YouTube, or RedditSupport us on PatreonOur WebsiteRelease DocumentTranscriptHosts’ ThoughtsFinally, a reason for Karrde to be in this story!Thrawn switches out his artwork?Thrawn is smart. Maybe a little unbelievably smart?“I wound up destroying their world.”What kind of sightseeing makes interesting plot?Wookiees aren't all that and (hot take) I tend to agreeThrawn changed to Skywalker so quicklySupport the show
Heir to the Empire | Chapter 16 | The Lost Holocron
May 10 2023
Heir to the Empire | Chapter 16 | The Lost Holocron
Chapter 16 of Star Wars: Heir to the Empire (1991) (EU: 9 ABY) by Timothy Zahn. The Story So FarGrand Admiral Thrawn is leading the Imperial remnants from the shadows in a grand conspiracy to destroy the New Republic and re-establish the Galactic Empire, employing the help of dark Jedi clone, Joruus C'Baoth. Last and first of the Jedi, Luke Skywalker lacks the confidence to be the teacher needed to rebuild the Jedi Order. However, during a space battle in the Athega System, Luke makes contact with a Jedi promising to lead him forward.  All the while, Leia and Luke are on the run to evade the capture of the mysterious Imperial commander. They've run to Lando Calrissian on Nklon, and now Chewbacca leads Leia to Kashyyyk for protection while Han Solo and Lando broadcast decoy signals giving the illusion that Leia is still on the run.Thrawn is not so easily deceived, as he plans another ambush for Luke. Chapter 16Luke is pulled out of hyperspace into a slaughter: his Jedi senses tell him that there's no one left alive on the cargo ship incurring the ire of an Imperial Star Destroyer. He narrowly escapes the literal tractor beam grasp of the Imperials but unwittingly incurs serious damage to his X-Wing. Thrawn is none too pleased with the performance of his men during the confrontation and shows just how unforgiving he can be. Instead of pursuing Luke themselves to focus on their upcoming attack on Sluis Van, Thrawn orders a bounty to go out on Luke's capture, knowing that his hyperdrive will fail presently due to the damages sustained in the confrontation. LinksWanted (2008) - IMDbBruce Almighty (2003) - IMDbRickroll - Know Your MemeProof of 1 + 1 = 2Share and SupportShare this episode (cross platform link)Discuss this chapter on Discord, YouTube, or RedditSupport us on PatreonOur WebsiteRelease DocumentTranscriptHosts’ ThoughtsJedi hibernation trance seems useful.Having the freighter as a decoy target is a pretty smart strategy.That was such a fun way to escape a tractor beam.Love how Rukh just showed up. Rukh seems a lot messier than Vader's Force choking.Another reason for Karrde to be in the story!!Has anyone read the Art of War?Conscripts versus enlistees Sluis Van seems to be very important… Support the show
Heir to the Empire | Chapter 17 | The Lost Holocron
May 17 2023
Heir to the Empire | Chapter 17 | The Lost Holocron
Chapter 17 of Star Wars: Heir to the Empire (1991) (EU: 9 ABY) by Timothy Zahn. The Story So FarLuke Skywalker, Leia Organa Solo, Han Solo, and Chewbacca travel to Nkllon seeking Lando Calrissian. However, before they can touch down, the mining planet is raided by the Imperials. During the ensuing space battle Luke's mind is touched by another Jedi. He intends to follow the beckon to Jomark hoping to find a master that can guide him in rebuilding the Jedi Order. Leia and Chewbacca head to the wookiee homeworld of Kashyyyk, while Han and Lando venture to make contact with aloof smuggling lord Talon Karrde. Grand Admiral Thrawn ambushes Luke on his heading but fails to capture him. Rather than pursue Luke further, he orders Captain Pallaeon to put a bounty on Skywalker's capture, as he refocuses the Imperial Fleet for their upcoming raid on Sluis Van.  Chapter 17As Thrawn had predicted, catastrophic failure befalls Luke's X-Wing half a lightyear after his escape. Both the hyperdrive and subspace radio are damaged beyond repair, leaving him and R2 (in his own words) where "we can't leave, we aren't likely to be found, and can't call for help". After investigating the damage, Luke decides the only thing to do is to try to reconstruct the subspace radio. Delegating the tedious task to R2, he enters a Jedi hibernation. Leia and Chewie arrive to Kashyyyk, and the tree-city of Rwookrrorro. They are greeted by Ralrracheen and Salporin, and Leia is surprised that she can communicate effectively with Ralrracheen. Leia learns a little about wookiee culture, but on the way to her supposed safehouse, she spots one of the aliens responsible for her attempted kidnapping on Bimmisaari. LinksMore in the Release Document belowThe ingenious living bridges of IndiaStar Wars X-Wing Cross SectionOn being a science consultant for Avengers: EndgameRadium Girls | Maximum FunThe Enigma of Amigara Fault (claustrophobia trigger warning)TRUE Limits Of Humanity – The Final Border We Will Never CrossShare and SupportShare this episode (cross platform link)Discuss this chapter on Discord, YouTube, or RedditSupport us on PatreonOur WebsiteRelease DocumentTranscriptHosts’ ThoughtsMore in the Release Document aboveDeep Space SectionCourage the Cowardly AstromechTechnobabble: yay or nay?Luke poking around sets off my claustrophobiaKashyyyk SectionWriting around language barriersLeia is a racist?Rwrookrrorro is the village you go to in KOTOR!Support the show
Heir to the Empire | Chapter 18 | The Lost Holocron
May 24 2023
Heir to the Empire | Chapter 18 | The Lost Holocron
Chapter 18 of Star Wars: Heir to the Empire (1991) (EU: 9 ABY) by Timothy Zahn. The Story So FarGrand Admiral Thrawn is leading the Imperial remnants from the shadows in a grand plan to destroy the New Republic and re-establish the Galactic Empire. Luke Skywalker was on his way to meet Joruus C'Baoth, whom Luke believes will be able to help him rebuild the Jedi Order. However, the Jedi Master is actually a Dark Jedi clone in league with the Grand Admiral. Luke is ambushed by Thrawn en route, but in the escape his X-Wing fails, leaving him stranded in deep space. Despondent, he enters a Jedi hibernation, delegating R2 to perform the tedious repairs to the subspace radio so that they might hail much needed help.Leia Organa Solo and Chewbacca head to the wookiee homeworld of Kashyyyk seeking sanctuary. Leia spots a conspicuous alien face, which she recognises as one of the assailants from Bimmissari. The wookiees are ready to defend her, but are unable to verify her sighting. Undeterred, they are vigilant for any sign of treachery. Han and Lando venture solo to both act as decoy for Leia's whereabouts and in the hope of making contact with the aloof smuggling lord, Talon Karrde. Karrde has shown time and time again to seek value beyond credits and has taken on a new apprentice, Mara Jade. He is keen to uncover her mysterious past, along with what value may be mined from such knowledge. Chapter 18Luke is roused by R2 from his Jedi hibernation as an unfamiliar ship approaches, which identifies itself as the Wild Karrde. Stranded in deep space with  no alternatives, they accept passage to an undisclosed location. Luke is taken to meet the ship's captain, Talon Karrde. Karrde is unimpressed with Luke's appearance, and directs his attention to the cockpit where Luke senses the bitter, black hate hidden within Mara Jade. Luke is unable to explain her contempt for him, nor provide any other information that Karrde deems valuable. Suddenly, Karrde rewards Luke's lack of caution with a stun bolt, succeeding where Thrawn's Noghri had failed; in capturing the Last of the Jedi. LinksVader is stunted from self-loathingWacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube manShare and SupportShare this episode (cross platform link)Discuss this chapter on Discord, YouTube, or RedditSupport us on PatreonOur WebsiteRelease DocumentTranscriptHosts’ ThoughtsLuke got played, but it's also much safer for Karrde to offer passage to someone unconsciousJade's hate is compared to not Vader's but the Emperor's!Karrde > NoghriYAY KARRDE HAS A REASON TO BE HERELuke is a private citizen nowStupid Luke thinking his lightsaber would go unnoticedfinally gonna find some things out about MJ?A fun image of Mara Jade with Corran Horn and Talon KarrdeSupport the show