We are joined by one of Tom's old colleagues who whisks Tom down Nostalgia Lane. Next, how would you feel if you lost your arm because you...watched a football game? We finish off the evening by swapping drunk (other) driver stories, kid's spring break, and Daylight Savings Time?   Show Links: Chiefs Tickets Nowadays Cost an Arm and a Leg Meme-Accessible Form of Our Other Discussion Also, the Romans Did Daylight Savings Better...   Yep, this is our new 2DT Patreon page! Additional content, your requests, shout outs, community chats, and so much more! Hoping we can all reach Week Eleven!   Get Some Merch! Check out the new Gen2 line!   Have questions, feedback, or just want to swap dad jokes? Drop us a line at 2DTPod@gmail.com!   Visit our website for all the latest news and highlights!

The Alabama Supreme Court causes these two dads to debate for almost two hours, complete with devils' advocates, the Founding Fathers, and THE BEST bad analogies. Dive into our discussion of IVF and how we feel about a state court inserting itself into the procreative arena. Oh, and also we have another round of good movies for you to watch.   Show Links: Alabama IVF Ruling Mayo Clinic - IVF   There are so many movie links, we just put them all at the end. But really, the most important link is new 2DT Patreon page! Additional content, your requests, shout outs, community chats, and so much more! Hoping we can all reach Week Eleven!   Get Some Merch! Check out the new Gen2 line!   Have questions, feedback, or just want to swap dad jokes? Drop us a line at 2DTPod@gmail.com!   Visit our website for all the latest news and highlights!   Movies We Talked About That You Should Totally Watch: Bunraku Ip Man (there's multiple of these, and they're all fun) Fearless (the movie Doug couldn't remember) Suicide Kings Lucky Number Slevin Vice Nefarious Unfriended: Dark Web ARQ I am Number Four (has Timothy Olyphant Looper Push Source Code The Replacements

Yup, we went there and actually answered the question. Plus, Tom is a hardcore conservative? Our wives are awesome, and Doug is a sociopath, confirmed by a third party burger eater.   Show Links: The Issue that Sparked our Discussion I Think This Is the Two Gentlemen Tom Was Referencing? No Joke, It's Amazing     Our brand spankin' new Patreon page is almost published! Check back here soon for the link!   Get Some Merch! Check out the new Gen2 line!   Have questions, feedback, or just want to swap dad jokes? Drop us a line at 2DTPod@gmail.com!   Visit our website for all the latest news and highlights!

Bad driving, prop bets, Super Bowl predictions, bad AI robot replacements, and favorite post-apocalyptic movies. See how right (or wrong) we were, complete with new show structuring!   Show Links (so many awesome movie summaries for you!): The Useless Web Gambling Problem? 12 Monkeys The Postman Zombieland I Am Legend The Rover The Book of Eli Snowpiercer (Tom's Favorite)   Get Some Merch! We have some cool stuff already, with more on the way!   Have questions, feedback, or just want to swap dad jokes? Drop us a line at 2DTPod@gmail.com!   Visit our website for all the latest news and highlights!

Did you know the star of a current children's show got his start by literally defecating on a friend on camera? True story, and we're dumping all the details. We also cover the roles men can, will, or should take with children not their own. Also, what will our AI robot overlords actually do? Doug says flip burgers while Tom thinks cooler things. Finally, books and movie recommendations (sort of), a tease about the second worst fight of Tom's life (spoiler, he fought the Naked Koolaid Man), and it turns out Doug has been the smart one all along.   Show Links: Behold, the First AI Overlord The Excavator Song - Blippi Five Nights at Freddys (Spoliers Here If It Matters) Shiloh and Bros' YouTube Channel   Get Some Merch! We have some cool stuff already, with more on the way!   Have questions, feedback, or just want to swap dad jokes? Drop us a line at 2DTPod@gmail.com!   Visit our website for all the latest news and highlights!

Whoo boy did we go places this time. Like, we were probably this close to creating the podcasting singularity. Take a lovely little stroll with us as we discuss suicide pods and how that tech could be used for much better things, personal liberty, The Social Contract by Jean-Jacques Rousseau, banana truck jokes, and Tom's dark stoner poker acquaintance. Don't worry, we also tossed in a Dad Fail or two. Tally ho!   Show Links: The Pods In Question Pods in Question, Link #2! Right to Jail The Social Contract That Poor Banana Truck   Get Some Merch! We have some cool stuff already, with more on the way!   Have questions, feedback, or just want to swap dad jokes? Drop us a line at 2DTPod@gmail.com!   Visit our website for all the latest news and highlights!

We start by establishing that Doug is the stupider one, and Tom revels in his past predictions. But our focus this week is our own personal Dadness and what it means to us, a dad shoutout, and gracing / cursing our listeners with more dad jokes than your doctor recommends.   Show Links: Look, Doug and Rachel Green Are the Same   Get Some Merch! We have some cool stuff already, with more on the way!   Have questions, feedback, or just want to swap dad jokes? Drop us a line at 2DTPod@gmail.com!   Visit our website for all the latest news and highlights!

Honestly, this is (probably) the only podcast where you can hear Doug's one boring strip club story AFTER discussions about inflation and the tooth fairy. Obviously, we also discuss welfare, Super Mario Bros. and other Chris Pratt movies. Morals of this week: watch out for strippers...*ahem*...dancers...named Raven, don't poop on people's windshields, and Tom's dog is only worth three squeakies.   Show Links: Aiming for 100 Children 19 Kids and Counting TV Show Super Mario Bros. Trailer   Get Some Merch! We have some cool stuff already, with more on the way!   Have questions, feedback, or just want to swap dad jokes? Drop us a line at 2DTPod@gmail.com!   Visit our website for all the latest news and highlights!

We start with accepting the fact that we're nothing like Insane Clown Posse (sorry). But you'll probably get through it by hearing why the Inside Out movie is even better than you think. Also, we've got Doug's completely unsubstantiated theory on Epstein, the Toy Box Killer, Timothy Olyphant, serial killers, and what it takes to be a good man.   Show Links: Inside Out beginning Bio - The Toy Box Killer (David Parker Ray) Timothy Olyphant So Hot   Get Some Merch! We have some cool stuff already, with more on the way!   Have questions, feedback, or just want to swap dad jokes? Drop us a line at 2DTPod@gmail.com!   Visit our website for all the latest news and highlights!

We start by remembering Krista Martin, and then get to hear Tom's Ass-Ankle story, which happened during the REAL Oktoberfest! As if that weren't enough, we also traverse personality types, favorite insults, Doug's own ankle adventure and resulting scooter social trauma, and Robot Chicken.   Krista Martin Band Geek Scholarship   Show Links: Trailer For Every Academy Award Winning Movie Ever What If Sports Robot Chicken - Starbucks Robot Chicken - Tooth Fairy Robot Chicken - Villain Car Pool   Get Some Merch! We have some cool stuff already, with more on the way!   Have questions, feedback, or just want to swap dad jokes? Drop us a line at 2DTPod@gmail.com!   Visit our website for all the latest news and highlights!

Now you can tell everyone that you listen to a podcast in the top HALF of total episode counts! Don't worry, you can thank us later. ;) Tom brought his grumpy pants, build those relationships you want, Doug's arrest unveiled, and did you know Tom got to meet someone's "head" head woman?     Get Some Merch! We have some cool stuff already, with more on the way!   Have questions, feedback, or just want to swap dad jokes? Drop us a line at 2DTPod@gmail.com!   Visit our website for all the latest news and highlights!

How Should We Talk to Our Kids about death? Tom and I use the movie Coco, a Mitch Albom book, a South Park episode, Einstein, and the CIA to explain it. Oh and Mother Theresa, Supernatural, and Friends (RIP Matthew Perry) get dragged into the discussion too...but we start with a little shout out to Makers Mark and The Preserve.   Show Links: Makers Mark Hobbit House Mitch Albom Profile Mother Theresa - The Dark Letters   Get Some Merch! We have some cool stuff already, with more on the way!   Have questions, feedback, or just want to swap dad jokes? Drop us a line at 2DTPod@gmail.com!   Visit our website for all the latest news and highlights!

Tom discovers Doug eats food like a psychopath, aliens, JFK, TV shows, poker...and we somehow managed to get Reggie Bush's punishment in the same sentence as insider trading.   Show Links: Big Game JFK Documents Update They Are (Not?) Among Us   Get Some Merch! We have some cool stuff already, with more on the way!   Have questions, feedback, or just want to swap dad jokes? Drop us a line at 2DTPod@gmail.com!   Visit our website for all the latest news and highlights!

We had a lovers' quarrel over human tribalism, mostly. In other news: Hamas sucks, Ambient Takes, Doug had a baby, we both admit to being basic b**ches, and Team America: World Police!   Show Links: Tom's Comedy Debut! JFK Documents Update   Get Some Merch! We have some cool stuff already, with more on the way!   Have questions, feedback, or just want to swap dad jokes? Drop us a line at 2DTPod@gmail.com!   Visit our website for all the latest news and highlights!

Honestly, we went EVERYWHERE. For your listening pleasure, to name a few: Maui wildfire conspiracies, Chalupa Batman, Winnie the Poo slasher and Disney porn (bet you never thought you'd read that anywhere), paradoxes, Doug triggers himself about aliens and also doesn't know ANYTHING about Joe Mixon....and Tom is a comedian now?   Show Links: Tom's Comedy Debut! Scary Jaguar Doug Said to Not Look Up Leopard Seals Are Scary Too Fermi Paradox (Explained Correctly This Time) Why Not Link Olber's Paradox Too?   Get Some Merch! We have some cool stuff already, with more on the way!   Have questions, feedback, or just want to swap dad jokes? Drop us a line at 2DTPod@gmail.com!   Visit our website for all the latest news and highlights!

It's not glamorous, we just kept talking. It's the au-natural conclusion of the previous episode. The point is, you have an allocated position in life and you can make the most of it because you are worth it, and the higher powers know what you're worth.     Show Links: Just One Link Tonight...New Mexico Governor Is Not Our Favorite   Get Some Merch! We have some cool stuff already, with more on the way!   Have questions, feedback, or just want to swap dad jokes? Drop us a line at 2DTPod@gmail.com!   Visit our website for all the latest news and highlights!

The New Mexico governor just opened a can of worms - and in response we opened a can of something else. No, not whoop-ass, just complaining that somehow ended up in socio-economics and moral ethics?     Show Links: Just One Link Tonight...New Mexico Governor Is Not Our Favorite   Get Some Merch! We have some cool stuff already, with more on the way!   Have questions, feedback, or just want to swap dad jokes? Drop us a line at 2DTPod@gmail.com!   Visit our website for all the latest news and highlights!

Did you know your (comedic gold) dad jokes actually prepare your kids for handling life events? Also, speaking of handling, we talk about sex scenes in movies and what we think of them. Take a load off and join us on a fun ride this episode!     Show Links: Dad Jokes Make Your Kids Stronger! It Was a Tweet That Prompted Sex Scenes Talk   Get Some Merch! We have some cool stuff already, with more on the way!   Have questions, feedback, or just want to swap dad jokes? Drop us a line at 2DTPod@gmail.com!   Visit our website for all the latest news and highlights!

Welcome back to Two Dads Talking! Let's just say there's too much to summarize here, but we go from Bob Barker to elephants to Marvel villains and end up, somehow, in NFL economics and linguistics. Strap in, because we're just getting started!     Show Links: Elephants Paying Homage (Barney's Dad) Bob Barker Passes Away What if MCU Villains Fought Thanos Instead? Tom's Favorite Player, Jonathan Taylor   Get Some Merch! We have some cool stuff already, with more on the way!   Have questions, feedback, or just want to swap dad jokes? Drop us a line at 2DTPod@gmail.com!   Visit our website for all the latest news and highlights!

We are officially Two (2) Dads Talking! A rare giraffe, escaped bears, groceries, and plant DNA are on the menu today. Also, Tom trolls Doug again, this time with the G.O.A.T.     Show Links: This Giraffe Is Spotless, Bro Old Plant DNA From Bricks Because Why Not? Dad Shamed for Groceries Cocaine Bear's Cousin Loose In An Airplane!     Get Some Merch! We have some cool stuff already, with more on the way!   Have questions, feedback, or just want to swap dad jokes? Drop us a line at 2DTPod@gmail.com!   Visit our website for all the latest news and highlights!