Black & Gold B.S.

Jacob Krasnow

This is Black & Gold B.S., the irreverent Saints podcast from Boot Krewe Media! Join lifelong fans and self-professed New Orleans Saints experts Jacob Krasnow (a former Louisiana TV journalist), Sean Haspel (a current sports marketing professional) and Allison Pratt (definitely the brains of the operation) as they ~tchoup~ it up, exploring the joys and sorrows that come with the fandom of their favorite football team. Logo designed by T.J. Krentel read less
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Dennis Allen’s Apology was B.S.
Jan 9 2024
Dennis Allen’s Apology was B.S.
On Black & Gold B.S., brought to you by Zuppardo’s Family Market and AGI Specialty Valves, lifelong friends and self-professed New Orleans Saints nerds Jacob Krasnow, Sean Haspel and Allison Pratt ~tchoup~ it up, exploring the joys and sorrows that come with the fandom of their favorite football team.  This week, the gang mourns the fact that Dennis Allen ruined a 48-17 drubbing of the Atlanta Falcons, going from folk hero to more hated than ever in the span of ten minutes after apologizing to Arthur Smith for running up the score.  What a LOSER.   Time codes:   1:44 – This was most tragically ironic and frustratingly “only in NOLA” way to end the season 7:44 – Is Mickey Loomis elitist? 11:00 – DA murdered the winning culture 17:45 – Saints fans aren’t spoiled, we just have higher standards now 22:21 – Is Derek Carr actually…good? 29:40 – Looking forward to the offseason…and trading Marshon Lattimore? 34:07 – Bryce is real! 38:03 – DA is sucking the life out of us and his actions were a disservice to the players 42:16 – Will the Saints actually draft a QB?   You can follow Sean, Jacob and Allison on Twitter at @SeanHaspel, @JacobKrasnow and @AlliWhitlock; and on Instagram at @SeanMHaspel, @Kraznogram and @AlliWPratt   Logo designed by T.J. Krentel   Producer: Bryce Heigle   The theme music is “Proctor” by Topher Mohr and Alex Elena:   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrVVLqmLXZ4&list=PLzCxunOM5WFIHAuCIoapCsvdSF2-YdwqI&index=4
Saints Sink Bucs in Tampa and Look Amazing, But is Dennis Allen Safe?
Jan 3 2024
Saints Sink Bucs in Tampa and Look Amazing, But is Dennis Allen Safe?
On Black & Gold B.S., brought to you by Zuppardo’s Family Market and AGI Specialty Valves, lifelong friends and self-professed New Orleans Saints nerds Jacob Krasnow, Sean Haspel and Allison Pratt ~tchoup~ it up, exploring the joys and sorrows that come with the fandom of their favorite football team.  This week, the gang laments how Dennis Allen has set the Saints’ brand value back 30 years; wonders if DA will get fired anyway, despite reports that he’s returning; and discuss how the team did actually look good while they dismembered the Bucs on the road.   Time codes:   2:05 – It’s been an awful year, but the Saints are somehow still alive, and that's cool! 13:00 – The Saints have lost the fanbase and the brand has taken a financial blow 17:54 – The NFL desperately needs a farm system 19:30 – Most likely outcome is: Pete Carmichael gets scapegoated and we bring in a new OC 22:02 – DA’s roster management is baffling 28:40 – Who could potentially replace Pete Carmichael? 32:18 – Despite the reports to the contrary, will the Saints still fire DA? 49:50 – The Saints did actually look great against the Bucs, but we have no faith they’ll play well two weeks in a row   You can follow Sean, Jacob and Allison on Twitter at @SeanHaspel, @JacobKrasnow and @AlliWhitlock; and on Instagram at @SeanMHaspel, @Kraznogram and @AlliWPratt   Logo designed by T.J. Krentel   Producer: Bryce Heigle   The theme music is “Proctor” by Topher Mohr and Alex Elena:   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrVVLqmLXZ4&list=PLzCxunOM5WFIHAuCIoapCsvdSF2-YdwqI&index=4
Saints Escape Bears, Claim First Place, and Might Actually Be Good
Nov 9 2023
Saints Escape Bears, Claim First Place, and Might Actually Be Good
On Black & Gold B.S., brought to you by Zuppardo’s Family Market and AGI Specialty Valves, lifelong friends and self-professed New Orleans Saints nerds Jacob Krasnow, Sean Haspel and Allison Pratt ~tchoup~ it up, exploring the joys and sorrows that come with the fandom of their favorite football team.  This week, the gang potentially falls into the trap of thinking the Saints are improving after their 24-17 win over the hapless Bears; laugh at the dumpster fire that is the rest of the NFC South; and discuss Dennis Allen’s magical, ever-darkening hair.   Time codes:   2:34 – Thankfully, there was a lot that wasn’t B.S. about this game 8:30 – The rest of the NFC South is a raging garbage fire 11:50 – Knock on wood…but are the Saints improving? 16:10 – The Saints are tied for the league lead in forced turnovers 18:15 – The remaining opposing QB’s on our schedule are very bad 23:15 – Could Dennis Allen actually be a viable NFL head coach? 30:25 – What was B.S. about this game? 35:53 – Vikings preview   You can follow Sean, Jacob and Allison on Twitter at @SeanHaspel, @JacobKrasnow and @AlliWhitlock; and on Instagram at @SeanMHaspel, @Kraznogram and @AlliWPratt   Logo designed by T.J. Krentel   Producer: Bryce Heigle   The theme music is “Proctor” by Topher Mohr and Alex Elena:   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrVVLqmLXZ4&list=PLzCxunOM5WFIHAuCIoapCsvdSF2-YdwqI&index=4
Is the Season Already Over for the 2023 Saints?
Oct 26 2023
Is the Season Already Over for the 2023 Saints?
On Black & Gold B.S., brought to you by Zuppardo’s Family Market and AGI Specialty Valves, lifelong friends and self-professed New Orleans Saints nerds Jacob Krasnow, Sean Haspel and Allison Pratt ~tchoup~ it up, exploring the joys and sorrows that come with the fandom of their favorite football team.  This week – much like the team itself – the gang has reached rock-bottom, as they discuss the disgraced Jon Gruden as a potential salve for the offense; drag Jesuit/not-Newman grad Foster Moreau for his crippling drop; and bask in the horrors of the last time the Saints lost to the Jaguars…the River City Relay.   Time codes:   1:30 – The Saints’ season is basically over… 5:49 – …but is firing Dennis Allen actually the answer? 9:00 – Derek Carr is the Checkdown king, and it’s killing the Saints 13:21 – Saints Twitter is in the midst of a civil war 16:02 – Something is wrong with Chris Olave 22:02 – Should the Saints hire Jon Gruden? 25:30 – The Saints-Jags “rivalry” has brought forth generational suffering 27:31 – Foster Moreau’s drop was unforgivable 29:34 – Colts preview     You can follow Sean, Jacob and Allison on Twitter at @SeanHaspel, @JacobKrasnow and @AlliWhitlock; and on Instagram at @SeanMHaspel, @Kraznogram and @AlliWPratt   Logo designed by T.J. Krentel   Producer: Bryce Heigle   The theme music is “Proctor” by Topher Mohr and Alex Elena:   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrVVLqmLXZ4&list=PLzCxunOM5WFIHAuCIoapCsvdSF2-YdwqI&index=4
Did the Saints Braintrust Gaslight Us Into Thinking This Team Was Good?
Oct 17 2023
Did the Saints Braintrust Gaslight Us Into Thinking This Team Was Good?
On Black & Gold B.S., brought to you by Zuppardo’s Family Market and AGI Specialty Valves, lifelong friends and self-professed New Orleans Saints nerds Jacob Krasnow, Sean Haspel and Allison Pratt ~tchoup~ it up, exploring the joys and sorrows that come with the fandom of their favorite football team.  After the Saints fell to the Texans 20-13 in the most mediocre fart-fest ever, Jacob and Sean wallow in sadness, and question whether we can trust this ownership and coaching staff to be honest with themselves (and the fans) about the middling state of the franchise.   Time codes:   2:23 – Zack Baun’s fumbled interception was the most B.S., on-brand Saints thing ever 11:32 – Literally everything about this game was B.S. (except for the second half defense) 14:21 – Are the Saints mired in mediocrity, and should we actually root for them to lose? 26:24 – Can we trust the Saints ownership and coaching staff, or are we being gaslit? 32:30 – The Baun INT-Fumble and Blake Groupe’s shanked field goals were absolutely backbreaking     You can follow Sean, Jacob and Allison on Twitter at @SeanHaspel, @JacobKrasnow and @AlliWhitlock; and on Instagram at @SeanMHaspel, @Kraznogram and @AlliWPratt   Logo designed by T.J. Krentel   Producer: Bryce Heigle   The theme music is “Proctor” by Topher Mohr and Alex Elena:   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrVVLqmLXZ4&list=PLzCxunOM5WFIHAuCIoapCsvdSF2-YdwqI&index=4
Saints get embarrassed by Bucs and our offense is MORE than B.S.
Oct 3 2023
Saints get embarrassed by Bucs and our offense is MORE than B.S.
On Black & Gold B.S., brought to you by Zuppardo’s Family Market and AGI Specialty Valves, lifelong friends and self-professed New Orleans Saints nerds Jacob Krasnow, Sean Haspel and Allison Pratt ~tchoup~ it up, exploring the joys and sorrows that come with the fandom of their favorite football team. After the Saints’ pathetic 26-9 loss to the Bucs, the gang descends into madness, calling for Pete Carmichael Jr.’s firing – or at least, for someone else to call the plays.  The team’s offense has been a dried-up dog turd for three seasons, so it’s about time the offensive coordinator (and the ownership) was held accountable.   Time codes:   1:45 – Literally everything about this game was B.S., especially the Saints' putrid fart of an offense 12:09 – Who else is to blame, other than OC Pete Carmichael Jr? 24:40 – Who would even replace Carmichael? 29:00 – The Saints are on the brink of total calamity, and we could be entering some dark times 37:14 – Seriously, was anything not B.S. about this game?  Plus, Patriots preview   You can follow Sean, Jacob and Allison on Twitter at @SeanHaspel, @JacobKrasnow and @AlliWhitlock; and on Instagram at @SeanMHaspel, @Kraznogram and @AlliWPratt   Logo designed by T.J. Krentel   Producer: Bryce Heigle   The theme music is “Proctor” by Topher Mohr and Alex Elena:   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrVVLqmLXZ4&list=PLzCxunOM5WFIHAuCIoapCsvdSF2-YdwqI&index=4
The Saints are 2-0, but the offensive line is still B.S.
Sep 21 2023
The Saints are 2-0, but the offensive line is still B.S.
On Black & Gold B.S., brought to you by Zuppardo’s Family Market and AGI Specialty Valves, lifelong friends and self-professed New Orleans Saints nerds Jacob Krasnow, Sean Haspel and Allison Pratt ~tchoup~ it up, exploring the joys and sorrows that come with the fandom of their favorite football team. This week, the gang basks in the Saints’ 2-0 start, while also luxuriating in Sean Payton’s 0-2 start in Denver.  Plus: what’s up with Dennis Allen’s facial hair? Did he shave it?  Did it grow back?  Do you really care?  Of course you do, damnit.   Time codes:   1:10 – Instant (drunk?) reactions to the Saints’ victory over the Panthers 5:40 – The Saints-Panthers rivalry is underrated 7:20 – It feels damn good to be 2-0, despite the fugly offense 10:25 – The Saints got unconventional with their backfield, and it worked 12:45 – But, what was BS about the win? 22:45 – And what was not BS about it? 28:29 – Player(s) of the game 32:33 – Dennis Allen Goatee Watch, Week 2 37:33 – Can the Saints beat the Packers on the road?   You can follow Sean, Jacob and Allison on Twitter at @SeanHaspel, @JacobKrasnow and @AlliWhitlock; and on Instagram at @SeanMHaspel, @Kraznogram and @AlliWPratt   Logo designed by T.J. Krentel   Producer: Bryce Heigle   The theme music is “Proctor” by Topher Mohr and Alex Elena:   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrVVLqmLXZ4&list=PLzCxunOM5WFIHAuCIoapCsvdSF2-YdwqI&index=4
Hot Derek Carr takes with Ralph Marlbrough of Saints Happy Hour
Mar 5 2023
Hot Derek Carr takes with Ralph Marlbrough of Saints Happy Hour
Lifelong friends and self-professed New Orleans Saints nerds Jacob Krasnow, Sean Haspel and Allison Pratt ~tchoup~ it up, exploring the joys and sorrows that come with the fandom of their favorite football team. This week, Sean and Jacob sit down with Ralph Marlbrough, WWL-TV contributing writer and host of the Saints Happy Hour podcast!  They get Ralph’s thoughts on Derek Carr, Dennis Allen and the future of the Saints, and why everyone should be an optimistic sports fan.  You won’t want to miss a single second of this one.  It’s our longest and best pod yet; just deal with it.   Time codes:   1:50 – Saints Happy Hour talk and the Saints podcasting community 17:05 – Ralph’s thoughts on Derek Carr and how tanking is immoral 27:27 – The ‘23 rookie QB class could be doodoo and how the QB carousel affects our 2023 Saints expectations 38:10 – The NFC South coaches stink, and the QB landscape in the entire league ain’t great 52:35 – If the Saints sign Carr, the cap nerds’ heads will explode 1:03:23 – Most Saints fans don’t understand what it means to be truly terrible; and why the fans turned on Dennis Allen so swiftly 1:29:16 – Are the expectations of the fan base/Saints Twitter too high? 1:37:12 – Ralph’s thoughts on being optimistic about the Saints 1:51:18 – Next time with Ralph, there will be Buddy D stories galore   You can follow Sean, Jacob and Allison on Twitter at @SeanHaspel, @JacobKrasnow and @AlliWhitlock; and on Instagram at @SeanMHaspel, @Kraznogram and @AlliWPratt   You can follow Ralph on Twitter at @SaintsForecast, and support Saints Happy Hour (Twitter: @SaintsHappyHour) by listening to it where ever you get your podcasts, and by becoming a patron at patreon.com/SaintsHappyHour   Logo designed by T.J. Krentel   The theme music is “Proctor” by Topher Mohr and Alex Elena:   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrVVLqmLXZ4&list=PLzCxunOM5WFIHAuCIoapCsvdSF2-YdwqI&index=4
Was the Sean Payton trade B.S.?
Feb 6 2023
Was the Sean Payton trade B.S.?
Lifelong friends and self-professed New Orleans Saints nerds Jacob Krasnow, Sean Haspel and Allison Pratt ~tchoup~ it up, exploring the joys and sorrows that come with the fandom of their favorite football team. This week, they discuss the Sean Payton trade – did Denver give us enough in return?  Plus, what will it take for DA to actually succeed as Saints head coach next season?  And finally, the gang pitches Sean’s superhero origin story after he eats genetically engineered crawfish at Arizona’s “Cajun Fest” and gains Louisiana-themed superpowers.   Time codes:   3:12 – Payton finally got traded and it’s weird and at least one of us is rooting for him to fail 10:23 – Would Payton have ever come back?? Conspiracy theories abound! 14:56 – The Denver media is in for a world of hurt RE: Payton’s pettiness 21:29 – The Saints can now move in a positive direction, whether DA succeeds or not.  The coordinator carousel spins 30:49 – Did the Saints get rid of Kris Richard so DA could become a CEO coach?  And is the absence of a good QB the only thing holding this team back? 38:56 – How should the Saints attack the QB position this offseason? 47:52 – Sean’s potential Louisiana superhero origin story after eating genetically engineered crawfish at Arizona’s “Cajun Fest”   You can follow Sean, Jacob and Allison on Twitter at @SeanHaspel, @JacobKrasnow and @AlliWhitlock; and on Instagram at @SeanMHaspel, @Kraznogram and @AlliWPratt   Logo designed by T.J. Krentel   The theme music is “Proctor” by Topher Mohr and Alex Elena:   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrVVLqmLXZ4&list=PLzCxunOM5WFIHAuCIoapCsvdSF2-YdwqI&index=4