Just in time for Valentine's Day - here's the episode we recorded on Christmas! TOGETHER IN PERSON! We finally give you *drum roll* Part One of Smallville Season 8. *fireworks confetti* This episode comes with video (subscribe on YouTube), a special appearance by Sierra, and even more moments than normal of us cracking each other up. Please excuse Lindsay for apparently not being able to hold their mic close enough to their mouth for decent audio. And as always, enjoy and stay tuned.Support the showEPISODES NOW ON YOUTUBE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg63rbvxOs2FJBxnbJg-9nA

"In this parade of stupid and dumb," we bring you the lost episode of Gilmore Boys, all about Jason and Christopher. And by"lost" we mean "recorded it once and it didn't save." But we are committed! So here it is. Light on the Jason. Heavy on the Christopher. Because - well - need we explain? In true Nelson fashion, we somehow still found a way to talk for over an hour about our two least favorite boyfriends. So. Settle in, put up your feet, and never stay in a man named Digger's guest room. Support the showEPISODES NOW ON YOUTUBE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg63rbvxOs2FJBxnbJg-9nA

*rose dawson voice* "It's been 84 years."WE ARE BACK. Again Finally. Potentially more consistently. And next time, with video! But for now here is the long-awaited part two of season seven. We hope you enjoy the absolute chaos of this episode - rife with cat shenanigans, phantom ac unit background static, Jeffrey, insane plot twists, and lots of cackling. Support the showEPISODES NOW ON YOUTUBE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg63rbvxOs2FJBxnbJg-9nA

Hey there, ho there, how do you do? This is Nelson Nonsense saying "Hi" to you! We're Lindsay, Aimee, and...that's it. It's still just us. Back again. Finally. With our next installment of deep, thought-provoking, Smallville analysis. This week, Lindsay slices through the dense first half of Season Seven. Shout out to Ben for all his help. Support the showEPISODES NOW ON YOUTUBE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg63rbvxOs2FJBxnbJg-9nA

*Spongebob narrator voice* "Nearly one month later..." Season 6 - Part Two!  Smallville sure knows how to pack a metric f*ck ton into the latter half of a season, and Lindsay really knows how to talk about all of it at equally great lengths. Is this yet another over-an-hour-long episode? Yes. Did Lindsay cram her review of 22 episodes into approximately 2.5 hours? Also yes. So, there. Now, please enjoy another dose of extraneous Smallville banter.  Support the showEPISODES NOW ON YOUTUBE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg63rbvxOs2FJBxnbJg-9nA

And now, for the fourth installment of Smallville & Lois, Lindsay passionately (and slightly erratically) talks you through Season 6 - well the first half at least. This is Lindsay's second favorite season of the series, which is probably very obvious to arguably anyone. Side note: We record in different time zones, and Aimee was very tired during this episode. Can you tell?Support the showEPISODES NOW ON YOUTUBE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg63rbvxOs2FJBxnbJg-9nA

Who's that boy...IT'S JESS! (again) Jess Mariano. Milo Ventimiglia. The one and only. Please enjoy Jess Pt. 2. AND. If you want, you can now WATCH US TALK TO EACH OTHER! We're really putting ourselves out there.  Head on over to our YouTube if you've been longing to see our faces. (You can find the channel on our linktree.)Support the showEPISODES NOW ON YOUTUBE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg63rbvxOs2FJBxnbJg-9nA

JUSTICE FOR MYSTERY WOMAN. It's finally here. The third installment of Lindsay's mini-series, "Smallville & Lois." It took her way too long to rewatch Season 5, despite having already rewatched it at least 4 times in its entirety over the past decade. But hey. Anyways, enjoy yet another hour of us sh*tting on Lana and making each other laugh probably too much. Support the showEPISODES NOW ON YOUTUBE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg63rbvxOs2FJBxnbJg-9nA

WHO'S THAT BOY? ...IT'S JESS! Jess Mariano. Rory's second love interest of the series. Debatably the most handsome, arguably the best match, and undoubtedly the most troubled. In the third installment of her series, Aimee delivers part one (yes, there will be more) of her dissertation on Jess and the effect he has on the lives of our beloved Gilmore gals. Support the showEPISODES NOW ON YOUTUBE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg63rbvxOs2FJBxnbJg-9nA

It's Max. Medina. Max Medina. The second installment of "Gilmore Boys" is all about Lorelai's first significant other- you guessed it - Max. The English teacher with the great hair who just wanted to be a clown. Aimee knocked this one out of the park, and personally I can't wait for episode 3. (This was also our second ever in-person episode. Nbd.)Support the showEPISODES NOW ON YOUTUBE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg63rbvxOs2FJBxnbJg-9nA

*narrator voice* "Up next, on Smallville & Lois..."In the second installment of their miniseries, Lindsay leads us on a hearty jaunt through the remainder of Smallville Season 4 - primarily featuring Clark and Lois highlights (obviously), as well as a slew of other Smallville gems which absolutely needed to be illuminated. Support the showEPISODES NOW ON YOUTUBE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg63rbvxOs2FJBxnbJg-9nA

And now we present Aimee's first miniseries - "Gilmore Boys," wherein Aimee will discuss the relationship history of our very most favorite characters Lorelai and Rory Gilmore. Of the television series "Gilmore Girls." Ergo "Gilmore Boys." Get it? Who made the best Gilmore companion is a very hot topic among the fandom, and we have got some thoughts. Support the showEPISODES NOW ON YOUTUBE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg63rbvxOs2FJBxnbJg-9nA

We now present Lindsay's first miniseries - "Smallville & Lois," wherein she will talk about - you guessed it - the television show Smallville and its portrayal of Lois Lane. Annnd that's pretty much it. Smallville. And Lois Lane. Two icons of pop culture. Any and all gushing and geeking out is warmly welcomed and highly encouraged. Support the showEPISODES NOW ON YOUTUBE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg63rbvxOs2FJBxnbJg-9nA

And now we present: Chloe's Sex Cult. New band name, we call it. Allison Mack, popularly known as Smallville's Chloe Sullivan, was - in fact - involved in a cult. Have you heard? Did you watch Smallville? Whether yes or no, we can promise this whole story is both crazy fascinating and baffling, Smallville fan or not. So. Sit down with a 500-calorie snack and join us on this illuminating journey. Support the showEPISODES NOW ON YOUTUBE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg63rbvxOs2FJBxnbJg-9nA

WE NOW RETURN TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM.  Hi. Hello. How goes it? We're back after an unprecedented two-month hiatus. Did you miss us? Hopefully distance made the heart grow fonder. And perhaps our new biweekly release schedule will make it even fonder. Or not. Cold, nihilistic hearts are always welcome. This week we catch you, and each other, up on our most recent life updates. Tune in mainly for a variety of customer service conundrums and an explicit review of Stranger Things 4. Support the showEPISODES NOW ON YOUTUBE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg63rbvxOs2FJBxnbJg-9nA

Aliens. Extraterrestrials. UFOs. We STILL believe. Have we persuaded you yet?Get those tinfoil hats ready for part two of Lindsay's slightly (more) chaotic but equally passionate tour through the second half of her notes detailing the (obvious) existence of beings from outer space. Featuring special appearances by Aimee's cat Cara and Lindsay's partner Dayton using the microwave multiple times in the background. Support the showEPISODES NOW ON YOUTUBE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg63rbvxOs2FJBxnbJg-9nA

Aliens. Extraterrestrials. UFOs. We believe. Strap in as Lindsay takes us on a slightly chaotic but very heartfelt tour through the first half of her notes detailing the (obvious) existence of beings from outer space. Support the showEPISODES NOW ON YOUTUBE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg63rbvxOs2FJBxnbJg-9nA

We're back! Did you miss us? Well, regardless, here's Episode 9! This week, Aimee takes the reins to lead us on a journey about Hollywood star and glamour icon, the genuinely lovely, tragically misunderstood Norma Jean Baker - famously known as Marilyn Monroe. Inspired by Aimee's lifelong love, as well as the new Netflix documentary "The Mystery of Marilyn Monroe: The Unheard Tapes."Support the showEPISODES NOW ON YOUTUBE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg63rbvxOs2FJBxnbJg-9nA

Drum roll please... Happy Two Months! To celebrate this little milestone, we did our first listener-inspired episode, and we recorded IN PERSON! Wins all around. We answered your questions, we asked our own, Aimee's pets got involved - it was a grand ol' time. Also, Aimee is a true champ for recording this with a head cold. Support the showEPISODES NOW ON YOUTUBE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg63rbvxOs2FJBxnbJg-9nA

Nananananananana BATMAN. "The Batman," directed by Matt Reeves, to be exact. Arguably, in our highly qualified opinions, the best Batman film to date. Intrigued? Agree? Hate us now? However you may feel upon reading this, hear us out then let us know your thoughts. Support the showEPISODES NOW ON YOUTUBE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg63rbvxOs2FJBxnbJg-9nA