Hello! First of all no new news but JLO needs some validation but maybe also self esteem. Also, why we got the Sessler goin berserk? Why we got military vehicles completely flipped over on the main highway?? I think the main question here though is do you prefer The Rock or Batista in reference to wrestler man movie stars?? Let us know.  K thnx byeee

Call the Authorities Neowww!! The Diddler's must be stopped, blocked and arrested immediately! Ask yourself this, how much $$ would it take for you to H03?? Or are you just out here giving it up for free??? Know what else is free, watching celebs be absolute buffoons! Its Great!  & Always remember to be prepared for everything at ALL times, your life depends on it.

Have you ever had the fear that airplanes weren't safe? Well you'd be correct! And the *industry* is trying to stay hush hush about it. Would you use recycled soaps? ..They're economic! Also, try not to be a crazy cat lady and make sure to wear the highest of frequency clothing. K thnks byeeeee!!!!!!

Hey Hey!! This episode we delve a bit into the TRUTH baby!!! And by Truth I may or may not mean conspiracies...but that makes it all the more valid tbh. Do guys even really like or respect women?? Whats worse, being 'friend-zoned' or 'bang-zoned'? Me thinks its obvi but idc, argue wit ya mama. Also, selling c00ch online seems to be one of the most consistently lucrative business ventures, lol. Yikes.  Also Also, this was ironically, unironically recorded on National Womens Day, so do with that what you will.

Hiya Fiends! This week issa two man show aka battle ground where The Impaler and I hash it out! Who sucks more, men or women?? Tune in to find out!  *Also, join our (eventual) Patreon to hear the exclusive "whore" name! Also Also, maybe, just maybe, dont SA people?? Just a thought.  Funn times..

Are farts always rude or are they always cool...? Asking for a friend. Also did you know that literally everything is a conspiracy including the Super of Bowls???? How sad/scared/stupid do you have to be to mistake an ACORN for a gun sh0t??? Doesn't matter anyways, because from here on out the A.I. will tell us all visual lies and we won't know the difference to care...probably.  Hopefully not though.

Hi! Did you know people could be watching you right this very second through your devices??? Are you aware of being mail scammed?? I may be spacey but I ain't no boomer so stop with the slander! Some of these celebs should consider vegetarianism bc the beef is WHACK. You know what's not whack though, all body deodorant! And if you need some, no shame but maybe just take a bath!!?! Anyways what we need to worry about is our AI overlords and their soon reign. #clippywasanass

We've all *seen* the moon in the sky but have we really sEeN the moon??? No. Don't get tricked by these scam artist...your therapist could even be one!!!  RIP to Sports Illustrated.  Also pls ignore the word slur at the end Dandy was just having a moment lol.

Turns out those underground railroads weren't *actually* underground. Who knew. ANYWAYS! WTH going on with these tunnels??? The *dis-placed* migrants?? NY you okay babes??? Maybe we should create care packages using Stanley Cups. The kids will love it. Stay tuned for the next episode of Keeping up with Katt!  K Thnks Bye!!

Well here we are folks!  Don't get Bipped if you're in CA, & geography is hard for American(s)(Dandy) so please don't judge! You can judge however, how $cammy the U.S prison system is, cause as we know it sucks! You know what else sucks? Crappy jobs we need more women representation in. Also, how petty is too petty?

Okay so this episode was supposed to come out a couple weeks ago but there were.. uhm..technical difficulties...soooo ANYWHO! Have you been a subject to hat-fishing or any other type of deceptory? If so, you may be entitled to compensation! Also, did you know that some drugs stay in your spine forevs and randomly release when pressure is applied?? I know its been asked before but can we separate the art from the artist? Diddy a whole villain.

YALL  Sh*t is crazy out here. This episode we start to discuss the propaganda against women. How many oysters is too many, really?    -- also in a seriousness, we sincerely hope for a peaceful outcome for those being affected by the current conflict. Humans really are the most hateful creatures.

We've been getting buff/ healthy kind of? The real question is though, are jokes/pranks abusive? Lets trauma dump! Please don't test on inmates...its weird... but you know what else is weird(and accurate)....TikTok math! Give us a woop woop if ur a festival bb and use our code HotCheese10 for 10% off your next hot cheese purchase.

Have you ever played with Baoding Balls? If not, you are def missing out. Also, dont we all wish we could be nepo babies & have generational wealth? Well just keep on trucking you're at least guaranteed to be old and irrelevant at some point! Also, also, please wipe your pee. Thanks, Management.

**If you have the +RiZz+ pls listen to this episode** How many Presidents can you name? Would you consider yourself old? Well you are. Embrace it. Don't embrace cocaine bear as a movie though it f*ckn sux. Also as long as you keep up with the lingo you're still young... unless you're 37, then you're old.  #carfax. Also Also, Kevin James.  Give ur best main character energy and flex bb!   #supportdandycandy

Hi! Hide your kids, hide your wife, Roblox is SUS!!  Do you have a hysterical parent? Are YOU a hysterical parent?? if so, SEEK HELP! If you don't Momo will resurrect and get 'em. Also don't go through peoples (ur kids) phones and don't sleep on all the latest txt slang, kk?  Please no pee-hole play and humble yourself.  Listen to the end to hear us filibuster. Listen to the very very end to hear us brain fart (after credits)!!! K thx bi    ---medical professionals should always be held accountable and responsible for their actions!!! RIP to the baby mentioned who lost their life.

Would you describe your ******* as pink and your ***** **** brown? Theres always a spectrum to these things lets make sure to be inclusive! Further more, 'Musical Rules' say that song and dance gravitationally pulls everyone in within a 1 mile radius ; its MuSiCaL rOoUlLsSS!! Also how do you feel about voice acting changes? Yay, Nay??  I hate them. Kind of. Either way get some deodorant for your b****.! K luv byeeee

Hiiii.  You degenerates know what it is. New installment to the weekly chaos that consumes the Cast.  How much could you be paid to drink your own bodily fluids or better yet...ours!!?? LOL. Why in TF do people keep creating their own "Gone Girl" situations? Why is Lizzo F*t but also F*t shaming???? Men shouldn't fight women...unless they abot tht action thoooooo!!! Doja Cat and all the cat faced ppl are facing a very hard time rn. Pls send thot n pryers.   ***Also (Dandy disclaimer)  Doja was *NOT* popping and on the bs  back in 2019 like Mitch claims, but she is definitely a troll and definitely on her BS. We love that for her thoo subsccirbeeeeeee

Have you ever considered that just maybe climate change is real? BECAUSE IT IS.  Time to stop living in denial people. Also, time folks learned how to listen to women and stop robbing places.  Said it once, say it twice, F*CK AI. Not Allen Iverson though. But also yes. Reminder!: Please bathe properly!  K thanks bye

Hey yall!  We are back again with the best content on the internet so you are welcome. Put on your top-hat baby because we gone get smart and fancy using some AI tools.  This week we will delve into spiked restaurant food, being thrown ashes of a deceased person, deciding the difference between boundaries or manipulation, and of course, nuggies! Also pp.