We're back! We're live! If you love someone, tell them you love them, and if you love someone, peg them, at least on their birthday. Don't hold your breath, we will not get to the 6 escalators in a minute (it's actually 13 minutes). Hey-o! Turns out dentists have yay-yo! Less surprising, drug dealers are the same no matter where you go. Finally we get to hear what J & Colorado actually did in Columbia. Interesting, but sorry, no hippos. And no sex tourism, although J did go full American Psycho flexing while watching himself f%ck in the wall-to-wall bedside mirror. Oops! Turns out there was some sex tourism. Then K.M. catches us up on what we missed out on since the last cast. Rest in Power Bobi!