This is the closest you'll ever come to understanding what it's actually like to hang out with us. And then we ruin it with our "normal" cast. J likes to think about when people f*ck! Listen to us stumble over the proper way to describe the servers at Hamburger Mary's. Now let's talk about sex toys! And yes, our segues keep getting worse. Remember: It's not a political podcast, it's a literary podcast, so shut up and listen as DJ Colorado continues to impress as J battles KM's A.I. poetry. This is not a laughing matter. Shirley Temple never punched a police horse, and Judy Garland is not Princess Leia. SALTY SEGMENT!!!! DJ Colorado will be in Vegas all next week! Then Columbia. See you in a few weeks after J & Colorado return from the Uncanny Valley. Adiós, fieles oyentes!