Yes, this is being released on Halloween Monday, but this is not a Halloween special. No pumpkins, no monster movie kitsch: just the darkest batch of "comedy" sketches in WHSFM history. I'd skip this one if I were you.Follow us on Instagram or Facebook and support us on Patreon!  Credits:The Intervention (0:08)Samantha: Kaitie Bessette Rick: Jared Hall Marty: Frank Guglielmelli Sandra: Erin Suminsby Son: Joe Diaco Ice Water (05:12)Ed: Joe Diaco Waitress: Kaitie Bessette Shift supervisor: Erin Suminsby Owner: Kris Brown Franchise president: Aryn Hicks Chef's Counter: Corn Dog Edition (11:38)Crystal Blake: Erin Suminsby Food Critics: Grace Winpenny, Jay Zadeh The 'Goonies' Tape (17:07) Andrew: Kris Brown Dani: Samantha Stark Chris: Joe Diaco Spencer: Jay Zadeh Poop On My Poop (20:46) Written by Joe Diaco Joe Diaco - Vocals, guitar, bass Newscaster: Kris Brown, Grace Winpenny, Jay Zadeh, Erin SuminsbyMusic by Fesliyan StudiosChapters(00:00) - Disclaimer(00:08) - The Intervention(05:12) - Ice Water(11:38) - Chef's Counter: Corndog Edition(17:07) - The 'Goonies' Tape(20:46) - Poop On Poop(23:21) - The Intervention (Reprise)Thanks to our monthly supporters Pat Goudey OBrienMarissa ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Dirtbag Liberation Army is in possession of a terrible weapon: a new episode "The 'What the Hey' Show for Millennials" which they are threatening to release if their demands are not met. We do not support negotiation with terrorists, but please: think of the children.Unless the DLA is appeased, "Fecal-Oral Route-a-Toot-Toot!" will drop on Halloween Monday, available on all podcasting apps.Music by Fesliyan StudiosVoices: Joe Diaco and Fiona Thraille  Thanks to our monthly supporters Pat Goudey OBrienMarissa ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Rejoice! We're back! It's Season Three!In this month's episode: ASMR you ready to rrrrrrrrrrrrumble?! Election season is coming up! Three brewery bros brainstorm a bold and beautiful brew! A warrior travels back from the future to save humanity from its terrifying fate! And a man takes the law into his own hands!Follow us on Instagram or Facebook and support us on Patreon!  Credits: ASMR Wars Intense Announcer: Dashawn Byron (DB) Quiet Announcer: Jay Zadeh FuckKittenPurrPurrNJ: Erin Suminsby Dean Fuentes: Teo Jansen Judge 1: Erin Suminsby Judge 2: Samantha Stark Judge 3: Joe Diaco Avocado Party Jane Crample : Grace Winpenny David Scrovny: Karim C Kronfli Johnny Avocado: Joe Diaco Craft, Not Crap! Dave: Nick Arganbright Chunk: Joe Diaco Vic: Zach Smejkal Voiceover: Mister Burns (Scott Lavalla) The Lickanator James: Zach Smejkal Jill: Erin Suminsby Julia: Samantha Stark Victoria: Andriana Chobot The Lickanator: Kris Brown Litter Box Outlaw Man: Jared Hall Woman: Kaitie Bessette Friend: Joe Diaco Announcer: Jay Zadeh Beyond Whisperdome Extras: Diana Kennedy, Daniel French of Fishbonius Sound Design, Lesley Frey Music by Joe Diaco, John Bartmann and Fesliyan StudiosSound from http://www.freesound.org/people/klankbeeld/ Thanks to our monthly supporters Pat Goudey OBrienMarissa ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get excited for the Season Three premiere! Avocado Party: Beyond Whisperdome drops September 28th and will be available on all major podcasting platforms. Listen to it with your fuckbabies! Thanks to our monthly supporters Pat Goudey OBrienMarissa ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Announcing Season 3 of The 'What the Hey' Show for Millennials!Subscribe on your favorite podcasting app so you won't miss the premiere or any future episodes. Get stökt! Thanks to our monthly supporters Pat Goudey OBrienMarissa ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Now gather round people The young and the olde And listen: a tale of the Brave and the Bolde! Where past lives are bought and the future is solde The Legend of Wordo is about to be tolde…Follow us on Instagram and support us on Patreon! Credits:All sketches written, directed, and produced by Joe Diaco“The Legend of Wordo” Written by Joe Diaco Performed by The Honey Badgers Reprise performed by Joe Diaco with bass guitar by Jay ZadehWordo Narrator - Jay Zadeh Charles - Nick Arganbright John-O - Zach Smejkal Shirley - Samantha StarkMYSACC Announcer - Erin Suminsby Addict - Joe DiacoDr Q Dr Q - Joe Diaco Bunny Figg - Amélie BouffardRoboDate Leslie - Samantha StarkNo Music Radio DJ - Dashawn Byron (DB)Spike Robinson: Space Explorer Announcer - Andriana ChobotSpike Robinson - Adam MurcianoLieutenant VanDerGraaf - Erin Suminsby Corporal Diamond - Joe Diaco Navigator MacMahon - Jay Zadeh The Entity - Nick Arganbright Emperor Shakalaka - Dashawn Byron (DB)Additional Voices: Jay Zadeh, David Ian, John Bartmann, Emiliano Quintanar, James C Taylor, Andrea RichardsonGraphic design by Nate VenetLicensed Music:Ke02 by KeoszJerry by John BartmannOther music by Fesliyan Studios Thanks to our monthly supporters Pat Goudey OBrienMarissa ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

It’s the war to end all wars! It’s: World War ‘Hey!’In this month’s batch of comedy sketches: Nazis are stupid! Looking at pictures of fries all day isn’t suspicious at all! Spinach is a versatile crop! The ice age is over… or is it? And, to beat those nasty old Germans, FDR will have to form an alliance with a… not so friendly nation!#buildbridges#notbombs#worldwarheyFollow us on Instagram and support us on Patreon! Credits:All sketches written, directed, produced and mastered by Joe DiacoKlaus und Heinrich (0:10)Klaus - Kennedy Phillips  Heinrich - Zach SmejkalOnlyFries (4:44)Girlfriend - Kaitie Bessette Boyfriend - Jared Hall Announcer - Samantha Stark Customer 1 - Joe Diaco Fry guy - David Ian     Satisfied customer - Zach SmejkalThe Great Spinach Baking Show (7:49)Announcer - Joe Diaco Host - Erin Suminsby Female judge - Jay Zadeh Male judge - Jay Zadeh James - Joe Diaco Holly - Samantha Stark Amanda - Kaitie BessetteIce Age (11:11)NBA Announcer - Dashawn Byron (DB) Journalist - Joe Diaco Thaddosaurus Williams - Zach Smejkal PSA Announcer - Jay Zadeh Joel’s mother - Erin Suminsby Firing Squad host - Dashawn Byron (DB) Patrick Quinn - Jay Zadeh Noel Greeley - Joe Diaco Nadia O’Henry - Samantha StarkJoe Steel (16:18)President FDR - Joe Diaco Henry Stimson - Dashawn Byron (DB) Joe Steel - Joe DiacoCrowd voices provided by: Marissa Cleroux, Nico Levesque, David Ian, Horton Patrick, James C Taylor, Martha Hirka Licensed music:Vuluke Khall (Instrumental Version) by DJ Bootsie is licensed under a Attribution-NonCommercial 3.0 International License. Closing My Eyes for a Moment by Daniel Birch (www.danielbirchmusic.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Song of the Volga Boatmen Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Other music by Fesliyan StudiosChapters(00:00) - Disclaimer(00:10) - Klaus und Heinrich(04:44) - OnlyFries(07:49) - The Great Spinach Baking Show(11:11) - Ice Age(16:18) - Joe Steel(20:40) - Klaus und Heinrich (Reprise) Thanks to our monthly supporters Pat Goudey OBrienMarissa ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Coming on February 16.#buildbridges#notbombs#worldwarhey(music by Fesliyan Studios) Thanks to our monthly supporters Pat Goudey OBrienMarissa ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

All that waiting and patience has finally paid off: Season Two is upon us!In this episode: Casting Morgan Freeman comes with a catch! An ambitious entrepreneur pitches his bonkers-ass invention to a panel of celebrity investors! Prime Minister Jorris Barnson has an important announcement for the people of the UK! Finally, a solution for those days when your parts just aren’t jammy enough! And a man wakes up to find himself in The Void, face to face with a cabal of eldritch abominations!Follow us on Instagram and support us on Patreon!Credits:All sketches written by Joe Diaco Editing, production, mixing and mastering by Joe Diaco“Fire It Off” Morgan Freeman - Dashawn Byron (DB) Director - Sam Finn Cutler Producer - Samantha Stark“The Gorilla Cage” Announcer - Jay Zadeh Andrei - Joe Diaco Lucy - Andrea Richardson Wendy - Erin Suminsby Mark - Zach Smejkal Mr Superfantastic - Dashawn Byron (DB) Dawn - Samantha Stark“Announcement from 10 Downing Street: Peppa Pig World” Announcer: Obie Dean Jorris Barnson: Joe Diaco“The Pussy Funnel” Dawn - Samantha Stark Customer 1 - Andrea Richardson Customer 2 - Nadia Guillote-Qiu Customer 3 - Erin Suminsby“The Great Old Ones” Blake Jansen - Joe Diaco Zargotep - Dashawn Byron (DB) Lamnotep - Kaitie Bessette Gorganzotep - Erin Suminsby“Fucking Guy-ris” (Parody of “Iris” by the Goo Goo Dolls, written by John Rzeznik) Parody lyrics by Joe Diaco Jay Zadeh - lead vocals Lucas Tabshey - acoustic guitars, bass Joe Diaco - electric guitarsLicensed music:Decisions Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Rising Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/There It Is Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Other music by Fesliyan Studios Thanks to our monthly supporters Pat Goudey OBrienMarissa ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

It’s the finale for Season One of The ‘What the Hey’ Show for Millennials! And boy, did we pull out all the stops! A great variety show awaits, but first, we just have to get through a few ads...Enjoy the comedy jokes and consider supporting the show on Patreon!Credits:All sketches written, edited and produced by Joe Diaco. Some music written and performed by Joe Diaco.“Sackahootsie” (01:22)Stressed Customer - Zach Smejkal Clerk - Joe Diaco Announcer - Jared Hall Woman 1 - Andriana Chobot Woman 2 - Kaitie Bessette Woman 3 - Erin Suminsby"Sackahootsie Theme" Performed by Joe Diaco Lyrics by Joe Diaco, music by Georg Friederich Händel“Grandiose Pictures Presents...” (5:23)Announcer - Jay Zadeh Melfolio - Dashawn Byron (DB)Buxton - Joe Diaco Featuring “Hunter’s Moon” by Kizunaut and “The Living Will Envy the Dead” by We Are Magonia“This One Weird Trick” (8:02)Robot voice by FreeTTS.com“Citizens United Against Criminal Bad Boys” (12:16)Clayton Toynbee - Joe Diaco“6G” (13:47)Chuck Bucklestuckle - Zach Smejkal Customer - Erin Suminsby“Pillows” (4:01, 8:44, 15:52)Jay Gordon - Joe Diaco Jack Riddell - Dashawn Byron (DB)Attack Ad Voice - Erin SuminsbyLicensed music:"Who Likes to Party" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Satiate" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Other music by Fesliyan StudiosChapters (01:22) - Sackahootsie (04:01) - Pillows: Part I (05:23) - Grandiose Pictures Presents... (08:02) - This One Weird Trick (08:44) - Pillows: Part II (12:16) - Citizens United Against Criminal Bad Boys (13:47) - 6G (15:52) - Pillows: Part III (17:15) - The First Act Thanks!A big thank you to everyone who lent their voice talents to not only this episode, but all the episodes of Season One! And much love to everyone who helped by contributing music and time. Finally, thank you to our Patreon patrons and listeners everywhere! See you soon in Season Two! Thanks to our monthly supporters Pat Goudey OBrienMarissa ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Russia! The land of Stravinsky and Dostoevsky! Break out the vodka and learn about this incredible country with WHSFM!Song of the Volga Boatmen Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Tune in soon for more educational content! Thanks to our monthly supporters Pat Goudey OBrienMarissa ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Most people are familiar with the broad strokes of WWII, from the invasion of Poland to Nazi Germany's downfall at the hands of the Allies. More obscure is the first of the 20th century's great global cataclysms. Join WHSFM for an instructive lesson on the conflict that rocked the globe, changing the nature of warfare forever.Researched and delivered by Joe Diaco Music by Fesliyan Studios Photo by Museums Victoria on UnsplashTune in soon for more informational podcasts! Thanks to our monthly supporters Pat Goudey OBrienMarissa ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

In its second installment as an educational podcast, WHSFM tackles literature with a deep dive on William Shakespeare, the greatest writer the English language has ever known... or was he?Background music: "Angevin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Tune in soon for more informational podcasts! Thanks to our monthly supporters Pat Goudey OBrienMarissa ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Let's face it, sketch comedy is old hat. That's why WHSFM is proud to announce a hard pivot toward educational content. In its first installment under the new format, we deliver a history lesson about Germany and the early 20th century.Researched and presented by Joe DiacoBackground music: Meanwhile in Bavaria Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Tune in soon for more informational podcasts! Thanks to our monthly supporters Pat Goudey OBrienMarissa ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

WHSFM has a very sad announcement to make. Be sure to have tissues ready. This is going to be rough. Thanks to our monthly supporters Pat Goudey OBrienMarissa ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

It's hard to believe, but soon the race for President of Halloween will be over and one candidate sworn in at the Pumpkin Office. Startling new revelations, however, threaten to turn the race on its head. Tune in for the full scoop, only on WHSFM News.Written by Joe Diaco and Zach Smejkal Edited and produced by Joe DiacoCast: WHSFM News Announcer - Jay Zadeh Jim Bone - Joe Diaco Jane Brasky - Andriana Chobot Thomas Wolffe - Zach Smejkal Slutty Anthony Fauci - Joe Diaco Slutty Joe Rogan - Zach Smejkal Jennifer Hardwick - Erin Suminsby Timhotep the Embalmed - Zach Smejkal Staffer - Andriana Chobot Wawa Voice - Joe DiacoMusic:"WHSFM Theme: Halloween Edition" Written performed and produced by Joe Diaco"Halloween Trap" Lyrics and vocals by Mister Burns Produced by Kevin MurrellIncidental music by Fesliyan Studios Thanks to our monthly supporters Pat Goudey OBrienMarissa ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Two Rude DudesThey're awful loud and lewdThey're super crass and crudeThey're Two Rude Dudes!Enjoy the comedy jokes and consider supporting the show on Patreon!Credits:All sketches written, edited and produced by Joe Diaco, except “Two Rude Dudes”, written by Joe Diaco and Zach Smejkal Some music written and performed by Joe Diaco Featuring "What Do You See When You Dream?" by After Osmosis “Welcome to CannaCulture” Regular customer - Jared Hall Skittish customer - Zach Smejkal Clerk - Erin Suminsby“Two Rude Dudes” Spike - Zach Smejkal Thad - Joe Diaco Gramma - Carolynn Stouder“Two Rude Dudes Theme Song” Written, recorded, produced by Joe Diaco“The Sacrament of Confession” Penitent - Erin Suminsby Priest - Jay Zadeh“Coincidence… or Murder?” Woman 1 - Andriana Chobot Woman 2 - Erin Suminsby Man - Jay Zadeh“We’re Sorry, Kansas” Person 1 - Jay Zadeh Person 2 - Zach Smejkal Person 3 - Erin Suminsby Person 4 - Andriana ChobotLicensed music:"The House of Leaves,"  Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Montauk Point" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Night in Venice" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/“Cattails” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Daddy's Words Exzel Music Publishing (freemusicpublicdomain.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Organ Ambience, Calm, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org Thanks to our monthly supporters Pat Goudey OBrienMarissa ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

In this month’s batch of comedy sketches: a first date gone horribly wrong! A medical doctor proves that “eight legs are better than one!” An ad for a new kind of hospitality service (hotels hate this brand)! And a new guidance counselor gives a bullying teen a blast from “the Empathy Hose!”Enjoy the comedy jokes and consider supporting the show on Patreon!Credits:All sketches written, edited and produced by Joe Diaco Some music written and performed by Joe Diaco“People or Elephants” Man - Joe Diaco Woman - Kaitie Bessette“Dr Arachno” Patient - Andriana Chobot Nurse 1 - Chris Blades Nurse 2 - Kaitie Bessette Janitor - Joe Diaco "Dr Arachno Theme" written by Joe Diaco vocals by Andriana Chobot bass by Brian Duda all other parts by Joe Diaco   “Shit, Shower and Save” Dissatisfied consumer - Andriana Chobot Suave McGinty - Jay Zadeh Customer 1 - Ben Gravel Customer 2 - Erin Suminsby Customer 3 - Jared Hall“The Guidance Counselor” Guidance counselor - G Richard Ames Marissa - Andriana Chobot Sandra - Erin Suminsby Kid 1 - Joe Diaco Kid 2 - Andriana Chobot Kid 3 - Jared Hall Licensed music:"The Dread", "George Street Shuffle",  "Faceoff", "Lost Frontier", "Satiate", "I Feel You"  Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/“Taxi ride home” by glaciaere https://steviasphere.bandcamp.com/album/water-slide Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio Thanks to our monthly supporters Pat Goudey OBrienMarissa ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

In this month’s batch of comedy sketches: a sponsorship ad for FreshBox, the ultimate ingredient delivery service! A dude who finally visits his friend’s barbershop as a customer! A grown man takes piano lessons! And a post-apocalyptic view into our nightmarish vaccine future!Enjoy the comedy jokes and consider supporting the show on Patreon!Credits:All sketches written, edited and produced by Joe Diaco Some music written and performed by Joe Diaco“FreshBox” Performed by Joe Diaco“The Classic Barbershop Sketch” Connor - Ben Gravel Zeeb - Chris Blades Old man - Joe Diaco“The Piano Lesson” Ellen - Andriana Chobot Dan - Caden Dowgin Felix - Jared Hall Piano Piano performed by Nate Venet“Vaccine Gangs of New York” Brian - Jared Hall Danielle - Kaitie Bessette Bouncer - Joe Diaco Security guard - Ben Gravel Lawyer - Faith Dowgin Bailiff - Joe Diaco Balthangor - Ben GravelMusic by Fesliyan Studios Thanks to our monthly supporters Pat Goudey OBrienMarissa ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

In this month’s batch of comedy sketches: the war to “finish” all wars! A restaurant meeting gone horribly wrong! A song about taking parasocial relationships to their logical conclusion! And an anti-vaxxer meeting where not all is at it seems…Enjoy the comedy jokes and consider supporting the show on Patreon!Credits:All sketches written, edited and produced by Joe Diaco Some music written and performed by Joe Diaco“The Condom Wars: Part I” Suzy Q - Kaitie Bessette Grandpa Skarg - Joe Diaco“The Restaurant Hangout” Thaddeus - Joe Diaco Lorelei - Andriana Chobot Kaley - Kaitie Bessette Waiter - Chris Blades“FBDI PSA” Clayton Toynbee - Joe Diaco“The Condom Wars: Part II” Suzanne Quentin - Kaitie Bessette Hotel clerk - Faith Dowgin Dave - Jared Hall"The War is Finally Over" song written by Joe Diaco, performed by Eric George“Lab-Grown Meats” Written, performed and produced by Joe Diaco“The Wine Mom Mafia” Eliza - Andriana Chobot Kenna - Elizah Hill Sara - Faith Dowgin Madison - Kaitie Bessette Danica - Lucy CollingwoodLicensed music:"Night in Venice" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Short Brass Fanfare 1.wav by _MC5_ on Freesound  Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Anguish" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Monkeys Spinning Monkeys" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Evening Melodrama" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"The Parting" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/music elevator by Jay_You is licensed by CC BY 3.0 and has been modified from the original.“Elevation” Joseph McDade https://josephmcdade.com/music Thanks to our monthly supporters Pat Goudey OBrienMarissa ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★