Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily

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Celebrity memoirs aren’t like normal books—they’re fun! Join comedians Steven Phillips-Horst (@gossipbabies) & Lily Marotta (@lilyblueyez) as they rifle through the diaries of drug-addled starlets, oddly obsessive restaurateurs, brass-knuckled female realtors, and boring gay politicians’ even more boring gay husbands, finding fertile ground for searing cultural insights and juicy gossip. Martinis not included.

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Our Editor's Take

Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily would be like the CliffsNotes for celebrity memoirs if comedians took notes. Podcast hosts Lily Marotta and Steven Phillips-Horst give hilarious recaps of famous autobiographies. They claim all books are boring except celebrity memoirs. But their impressive vocabulary betrays them. It's clear they're avid readers, and they discuss a new memoir each week. They review authors like Andre Agassi, Paris Hilton, and Matthew McConaughey. But they also read The Bible and President Lincoln's memoir.

Marotta and Phillips-Horst met in middle school, and their friendship carries this podcast. They joke about Marotta's shoe-size dysmorphia and Phillips-Horst's privileged upbringing. They started Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily because fame fascinates and amuses them. They critique books with candor and snark. There are hysterical accents involved. They share opinions on who wrote their books versus hiring a ghostwriter.

One episode of Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily discusses Open by Andre Agassi. The hosts discuss his hair (was it real?), fashion (was it obnoxious?), and a crystal meth habit. Listeners learn what Agassi has in common with the Kardashians. They hear what happened when Agassi's ex-wife, Brooke Shields, licked Matt LeBlanc's hand. The hosts debate which of them is more like Agassi and whether one angry passage in the book is romantic.

Marotta and Phillips-Horst don't refrain from calling books bad. Listeners learn which would-be astronaut wrote a book they found boring. Another celebrity wrote about attempting vegetarianism with only ketchup and lettuce. These books get a punishing, comical review. The Bible receives funny criticism too. They explain why it's like Property Brothers with laws written by Regina George on Mean Girls.

The podcast might make listeners want to buy the memoirs it analyzes. But it's more likely to make them subscribe to the podcast. Many memoirs have an agenda, like promoting a curated image. The Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily podcast is anything but that. It's authentic and real, filled with opinions and sometimes unpopular commentary.

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TRAILER - This is Celebrity Book Club

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Welcome to the wild world of celebrity memoirs—where the fonts are big, the gossip is cheap, and the wine flows like water. In each episode, best friends and comedians Steven Phillips-Horst & Lily Marotta dissect and devour diaries from every end of the celebrity spectrum—from politicians to poets, rock stars to realtors.Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Follow Steven & Lily: Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePodInstagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyes See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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PATREON PREVIEW: Sophia's Bush

PATREON PREVIEW: Sophia's Bush

On this week's VIP Lounge, we talk Utica dive bars, the new Luca Guadagnino film Challengers, and Sophia Bush coming out as queer.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hulk “Irish American” Hogan

Hulk “Irish American” Hogan

Hell yeah, brother! This week we bodyslam our way through bleached blond wrestling icon Hulk Hogan's memoir "Hollywood Hulk Hogan." We hop in the ring and discuss WWE fandom culture, eating 25 eggs a day, Vince McMahon, his sex tape and Gawker lawsuit, homoeroticism, inventing wrestling merch, Mr. T’s insecurities, and of course his French chalet-inspired greater Tampa mansion. HULKAMANIA FOREVER! Come see our live podcast match in NYC 6/5: TICKETSSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gypsy Rose “Mommy Issues” Blanchard

Gypsy Rose “Mommy Issues” Blanchard

MOTHER ALERT ! It’s Gypsy Rose Blanchard week, and we are unpacking her recently published eBook "Released: Conversations On The Eve of Freedom with Melissa Moore." With empathy and humor she discusses her Munchausen Mama, Wicca, bottoming for butches in prison, true crime adaptation ethics, why she loves her now ex-husband Ryan, and ultimately her hopes and dreams for the rest of her life. To quote Ms. Blanchard, “This is Gypsy’s Version.” Buy tickets to our NYC live show at Bowery Ballroom on 6/5 HERE See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PATREON PREVIEW: "Slicing Jamon" w/ John Early & Theda Hammel

PATREON PREVIEW: "Slicing Jamon" w/ John Early & Theda Hammel

Who's that knocking at the door?! It's John Early and Theda Hammel! The Tinseltown rockstars stop by to discuss gooning, facial architecture, Jesse Tyler Ferguson's sweatshirt size, and yes, their new film. To hear the whole thing: http://patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jada Pinkett “Definitely Straight” Smith

Jada Pinkett “Definitely Straight” Smith

Join us at the Red Table! This week we finally unpack actress, mother, and metalhead Jada Pinkett Smith's tome, "Worthy." We attempt to process everything from her formative years on the Baltimore streets with Tupac to her middle-aged Ayahuasca journey, and everything in between. We discuss Will Smith, open marriages, alopecia, Scientology, the slap, her film "Set It Off," racism at Ozzfest, and her close friendship with Cesar Millan. PLUS, we discuss the question on everyone’s mind: is Jada gay? Buy tickets to our NYC live show at Bowery Ballroom on 6/5 HERESee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tom "Watersports" Daley

Tom "Watersports" Daley

God Save the Queen! This week we DIVE into British Olympian Tom Daley’s book, "Coming Up for Air: What I Learned from Sport, Fame and Fatherhood." We cover his path from casual curry Thursdays and the Olympics to marrying the screenwriter of the film "Milk." We go deep into our personal aquatic experiences, the dangers of flash photography, and why you need to get married in a castle. ALSO, gays who collect children's clothing: creepy or no? Buy tickets to our NYC live show at Bowery Ballroom on 6/5 HERESee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Diego “P-I-M-Poly” Rivera

Diego “P-I-M-Poly” Rivera

Oh Diego, won’t you paint me like one of your communist laborers? This week we stretch the canvas of our mind and dig into extremely famous artist/activist/revolutionary Diego Rivera’s book, "My Art, My Life: An Autobiography." We talk about his on/off relash with Frida, sketching Stalin in a cafe, controversial murals, shit talking with Picasso, and making battle plans at age 9. We also ask the ultimate question: would everyone in Bushwick be happier with a part-time factory job?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PATREON PREVIEW: “Ozempick-Me-Girl” w/ Emmeline Clein

PATREON PREVIEW: “Ozempick-Me-Girl” w/ Emmeline Clein

Our literary streak continues! Emmeline Clein, author of the new book "Dead Weight: Essays on Hunger And Harm," joins us to discuss eating disorders, the cautionary tale of Marissa Cooper, LA vs NYC, Ozempic, Trimspa, Ancient Greek vomitoriums and Victorian hysteria. To hear the entire episode, sub at http://patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MEME THIS, B*TCH! Pour yourself a glass of White Girl Rosé as we discuss OG Meme Lord Josh Ostrovsky (aka The Fat Jew) and his memoir, "Money Pizza Respect." We go balls-deep into this freaking epic book and cover splooging on Russian strippers, why making fun of Tampa is for hacks, Nintendo Power Gloves, the evolution of male friendship, top buns, pre-Trump era comedy, and how he literally invented being an influencer. We also pose the question: where is he???See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dame Judi "Permanently 72" Dench

Dame Judi "Permanently 72" Dench

Oh, behave! Please welcome to the podcast stage Dame Judi Dench and her book "And Furthermore." Britain’s most beloved actress regaled us with tales of every single goddamn play in which she’s performed, her friendship with Harvey Weinstein, Shakespeare, wet kilts, her love of champagne, her feud on the set of "Tomorrow Never Dies," and staying loyal to British designers. Then we ponder the age-old question, "What’s harder to do: DRAMA or COMEDY"?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PATREON PREVIEW: Ripping Plates

PATREON PREVIEW: Ripping Plates

A little taste of today's VIP Lounge, where we review a ton of restaurants, attend Drita's "Mob Wife Aesthetic Dinner," then dive into the new Kate Middleton theories. To hear the whole uncensored version, go to http://patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ariana “The Least Badass B*tch” Madix

Ariana “The Least Badass B*tch” Madix

WE FINALLY WATCHED VANDERPUMP RULES! This week we go Julie & Julia mode with Bravo heroine Ariana Madix’s latest book, "Single AF: Drinks for Bad B*tches." We drink our way through this masterpiece and discuss every part of #Scandoval, edible glitter, men who wear dusters, Fireball shots, why all "Vanderpump" women are WWE coded, penis flutes, and the name Scheana. And yes, we are wasted by the end. Whose side are you on??? Cheers, B*itch!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Millie Bobby "Author" Brown

Millie Bobby "Author" Brown

Fancy a cuppa? This week we broke form and read a novel by historian/actress Millie Bobby Brown called “Nineteen Steps.” This crazy Brit really said, I need to do a fictional retelling of my Nan’s experience during The Blitz. We discuss dating Air Force hotties, dwelling disparities, watching "Stranger Things" on DVD, if "Pick-me" girls existed in the 40s, writing a book via WhatsApp, not asking Jon Bon Jovi to sing at your wedding, and all things WWII! PS: If you’re not hiring an Australian woman to write a book based on your Grandma’s dating life, are you really living life?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Amy "Messy Bun, Target Run" Schneider

Amy "Messy Bun, Target Run" Schneider

Who is Amy Schneider and what is her book, "In the Form of a Question: The Joys and Rewards of a Curious Life"? We cover the trans icon’s journey to becoming the highest-earning woman champion in Jeopardy history, her improv marriage, tarot, AirBnB addiction, trivia bar culture, and hand jobs. PLUS, an insane Tracy Chapman story. I'll take poly queerdos for $200, Alex!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PATREON PREVIEW: This Is Us...Now

PATREON PREVIEW: This Is Us...Now

We go deep on Emily Gould's NY Mag essay about her brush with divorce, mental hospital stay, and gluten free egg sandwiches. Plus—J. Lo's insane new film. Hear it all at http://patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cheryl “Snapple Enthusiast” Strayed w/ George Civeris

Cheryl “Snapple Enthusiast” Strayed w/ George Civeris

Lace up your ill-fitting hiking boots because we are discussing one of the most popular memoirs of the 21st century, "Wild" by Cheryl Strayed. Our fellow iHeartPodcast traveler and Wild super fan George Civeris joins us on our journey to discuss massive backpacks, meeting guys on the trail, heroin, REI return policies, Reese Witherspoon vs Kathryn Hahn, and how often one might pleasure themselves in a tent. Happy Trails! PS: You can hear more from George on his podcast StraightioLab.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Club Kid "LOVELINE" Part 1

Club Kid "LOVELINE" Part 1

I'll have what she's having! Club Kids from all across the Kinsey spectrum called into our second-ever LOVELINE. On this episode, we debate whether a horny mom should fulfill her sapphic desires, how to soft launch a lover, IG flirting tips, turning straight men gay by accident, toxic lesbian painters, ball hair, and where to F in rural Vermont. We also tackle the most popular question of them all -- how do I meet Mr. Right, right now? Thank you to all the brave Romeo and Juliets for calling in! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PATREON PREVIEW: Research Triangle

PATREON PREVIEW: Research Triangle

TGIF! Lily's plane catches on fire. Kate Hudson's new music career. Steven devises three new cocktails and shares the exclusive recipes. To hear this episode UNCENSORED (and get an ad-free main episode every Wednesday)— subscribe at http://patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Judge Judy “Wife Antics” Sheindlin

Judge Judy “Wife Antics” Sheindlin

Court is in session! All rise for the honorable Judge Judy Sheindlin and her book "Beauty Fades, Dumb is Forever: The Making of a Happy Woman." Your honor, I would like to call Steven and Lily to the stand to discuss the following: Judge Judy’s first marriage, breast implants, her lovemaking style, toilet seat politics, salary negotiations with men, her on-and-off relish with the honorable Judge Jerry, and what it’s like to be the highest paid person on daytime TV. We also dare to ask the question on everyone’s mind: what does a judge actually do? Court adjourned!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Amy "Dreams of Ikea" Winehouse

Amy "Dreams of Ikea" Winehouse

You know I’m no good…This week we “read” a coffee table book “by” legendary jazz singer Amy Winehouse. Curated by her parents, "In Her Own Words" is a collection of diary entries, photos, lyrics, report cards, and aspirational mood boards from a young Amy. We dive into the chanteuse's genius lyrics, her obsession with diners, why Lily was afraid of liking Amy in college, skull tattoos, Tony Bennett abuse, how to construct the perfect beehive, and, ultimately, the ethics behind making this book. PLUS, Steven promises to remake Back to Black…. *Stella not includedSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.