We are taking a short break from recording this week so we're re-running a classic Let's Unpack That episode. This episode is all about the QAnon movement: what it was, how it came to be, and the influence it has had on American culture and politics. Plus, Paul and Andrew discuss internet message boards and how conspiracy theories get traction in the mainstream media. While we no longer hear about QAnon constantly like we did three years ago this topic is still relevant. Many aspects of the conspiracy theory and related beliefs have metastasized in America's political right. We are truly living in a golden age of conspiracies, psyops, and insane bullshit.  Hosted by Erica (@erica_megan), Kirk (@kirk.charles), Andrew (@andrwjn), and Paul (@twinkhound) Produced by Maggie (@maggiirosee)

In a first for this podcast we successfully recorded an episode in-person together! For such a momentous occasion we had to go to our roots and talk about the things that bother us, piss us off, or that we love about this country we call home. Men, condiments, music, tipping – all is fair game. These are our American Hellscapes. Special thanks to Philly Podcast Space (IG: @phillypodcastspace) for hosting us. Hosted by Erica (@erica_megan), Kirk (@kirk.charles), Andrew (@andrwjn), and Paul (@twinkhound) Produced by Maggie (@maggiirosee)

It’s COVID-19. Miss Rona, if you’re nasty! Consider this an episode for the time capsule. Because four years after this virus began its warpath, we’re talking all things COVID Cringe. Do you remember Gal Gadot’s celebrity montage of “Imagine?” What about Donald Trump’s suggestion that we inject disinfectant? Or maybe you’re still unable to forgive your Great Aunt Mary for all those Zoom calls. We’re cover the gamut and recapping the hellscape of COVID, 2020, and the events that make us wince to this day. To wrap things up, we’ll play a rapid-fire game of “Did that really happen?!” where we recap some of the wildest takes, events, and all out insanity of 2020. ​​ Hosted by Erica (@erica_megan), Kirk (@kirk.charles), Andrew (@andrwjn), and Paul (@bussy_doctor) Produced by Maggie (@maggiirosee)

Unless you live under a rock, or you’re Andrew, you’ve probably seen the recent news - Kate Middleton is missing. While normally a missing person is troubling news the Middleton conundrum is actually just another tally in the British Royal Family’s LONG line of craziness, media-spotting, conspiracy theorist, attention-seeking life that we are plagued with - even living thousands of miles away.  For this episode we asked ourselves, what better time to get into the hellscape of this relic and controversial institution than right now. And while we are not about to give you an extensive history, we can promise you  juicy scandals, from Nazi connections to Prince Harry's exodus due to racism toward Meghan Markle. Maybe we will even find Kate! ​​Hosted by Erica (@erica_megan), Kirk (@kirk.charles), Andrew (@andrwjn), and, briefly, Paul (@colonized_by_the_british) Produced by Maggie (@maggiirosee)

In this era of dating woes, where swiping left seems easier than finding common ground, our latest episode dives headfirst into the chaos of romance amidst political polarization. With men veering right and women swerving left, courtesy of a chaotic political landscape and scrotus, the dynamics of dating have never been worse.  So we have to tackle the burning questions: Would you swipe right on a Trump-er? Could you overlook political differences for love? And let's not forget the real dealbreakers—bad hygiene and pasta-eating faux pas. Tune in to discover just how low Kirk's standards truly plummet (hint: they might match his height) and prepare to cringe at tales of awkward dinner dates. Whether you're navigating the minefield of modern romance or simply in need of a laugh, this episode promises to deliver. ​​Hosted by Erica (@erica_megan), Kirk (@kirk.charles), Andrew (@andrwjn), and Paul (@twink_slayer) Produced by Maggie (@maggiirosee)

When is a hole more than a hole? On their birthday! Today we celebrate – or barely tolerate – the smallest yet loudest member of the podcast: Kirk! First, Paul drops in for the intro. Then we air out or grievances with Kirk before saying a few nice things about him for once. Nothing says "we love you" quite like yet another reminder you are functionally illiterate.   Hosted by Erica (@erica_megan), Kirk (@kirk.charles), Andrew (@andrwjn) With a brief appearance by Paul (@extremely_divorced) Produced by Maggie (@maggiirosee)

We all had that one kid in our class that was born on Leap Day and had to tell everyone they were 3 years old when they were actually 12. Well, today we talk about why Leap Day isn’t real, along with time. Oh, and how 2024 is a complete redo of 2020, so have we even left 2020? You know, some reallll simple stuff. If you’ve ever sat and contemplated if time was a social construct, this one’s for you.  By the way - we told Kirk he could have the leap day episode because technically, does it even exist? So if you hate this episode, fully blame him. Hosted by Erica (@erica_megan), Kirk (@kirk.charles), and Andrew (@andrwjn) Produced by Maggie (@maggiirosee)

Bodies, Bodies, Bodies, Hair, Hair, Hair. In this episode, Paul returns to host a discussion on body hair, shaving & grooming, and preferred body hair in romantic partners. We’ll talk about our biggest body hair icks, but also reflect on the problematic beauty standards tied to Body Hair, particularly in women and gay men. To wrap things up, we’ll pit the Queers against the Straights in a game we’re calling, “Hair to Hair, Toe to Toe.” The winner will receive bragging rights and full body shave courtesy of Paul. Hosted by Erica (@erica_megan), Kirk (@kirk.charles), Andrew (@andrwjn), and Paul (@pauls_hairy_hole) Produced by Maggie (@maggiirosee)

Roses are red, violets are blue, welcome to the Hellscape, where love's askew. There’s love in the air and sewage in the dating pool. While Valentine’s Day might have come and gone, it's never too late to dig up the skeletons in everyone’s dating closets. From Andrew's receding hairline to Maggie's “high” standards, with Erica in charge only one thing is for sure: no one is safe. So break up with your boyfriend, girlfriend, situationship, Twink, etc. and join us as we dive into this anti-love festivities of humbling Andrew, roasting Kirk and writing love letters (not) to our favorite money-taking, rights-stealing man.    So if you’re fed up with your social media followers coming out of the WOODWORK to post their motley ugly collage of the people they “love” then you’re in the right place.  Because who needs romance when you have this dysfunctional podcast crew spreading cynicism and laughter in equal measure?   Hosted by Erica (@erica_megan), Kirk (@kirk.charles), and Andrew (@andrwjn)   Produced by Maggie (@maggiirosee)

The countdown to Super Bowl Sunday is on! - and who needs Erin Andrews’ or Shannon Sharpe’s sports commentary when you’ve got a gay man to do it for you! Kirk takes us through what we can expect from the upcoming Big Game between two insufferable teams, performances by mother Reba Mcentire and Usher, and the glorious 25 seconds of screen time our Lord and Savior Taylor Swift is bound to have. Will she drop Rep TV during a Kelce touchdown celebration?  Break out your buffalo chicken dip, and let’s talk some football, queens.  Hosted by Erica (@erica_megan), Kirk (@kirk.charles), and Andrew (@andrwjn) Produced by Maggie (@maggiirosee)

Black History Month is a time where people can honor the millions of contributions of Black people, events, and movements that have influenced the culture of an entire nation and the world. During this week’s episode, we’re celebrating the Talent, the Icons, the Intelligence, and the Power of the Black and African American community. You’ll receive an overview about the origins of Black History Month and then we’ll talk about how we plan to celebrate it. Plus, we’ll play a fun little game called: “Who Wants to Be a Racist Millionaire?,” where we unpack some of the insane arguments people have used throughout history to undermine the need for Black History Month.  Hosted by Erica (@erica_megan), Kirk (@kirk.charles), Andrew (@andrwjn), and Paul (@famously_hates_instagram).  Produced by Maggie (@maggiirosee)

Since this podcast itself is a reboot of a remake, we are fully qualified to give our hot takes on a raging debate: should we retire TV and film reboots, remakes, and even sequels? The answer is...maybe? Come for the brief appearance of the elusive daddy of this podcast, Paul. Stay for Kirk learning that Frasier is a spinoff of Cheers.   Hosted by Erica (@erica_megan), Kirk (@kirk.charles), and Andrew (@andrwjn) Produced by Maggie (@maggiirosee)

2024 started out with a bang. And we don’t mean NYC Times Square. What we are, of course, referring to is the show-stopping, break-the-internet Katt Williams tell-all interview with host Shannon Sharpe on his podcast, Club Shay Shay. While we wish Williams chose our podcast to expose EVERYONE, and yes we mean everyone — from Kim Kardashian to Harvey Weinstein and he definitely threw some Kevin Hart in there, we felt obligated to share our reactions and thoughts.   While we are not entirely sure about Williams claims that he got into college at 7 or read adult fiction books at a young age (Kirk REALLY doesn’t understand that one), we have to admit, his discussion of evil Hollywood and his experience as a Black man in said world is eye-opening.    So is this multiple-time arrested but brilliant performer telling the truth or is this just 3 hours of weird fantastical elements from a man who thinks he is holier than now? Better yet, Kat Williams — let us ask what everyone is thinking, what’s your beef?   Hosted by Erica (@erica_megan), Kirk (@kirk.charles), and Andrew (@andrwjn) Produced by Maggie (@maggiirosee)

Being an American means having the freedom from the tyranny universal healthcare. Today we dive into why healthcare is so good in this glorious country and overwhelming majority of Americans rate our privatized healthcare system a 10 out of 10. Hell yeah brother! LET FREEDOM RING! Just kidding – that ringing you hear is the giant healthcare register in the sky devouring all of our hard-earned money. But, on the plus side, a hospital executive got to get a new boat! Now, pull yourself up by your bootstraps, go for a run, skip that latte, and desperately hope you don't have a medical emergency for the next hour.   Hosted by Erica (@erica_megan), Kirk (@kirk.charles), and Andrew (@andrwjn) Produced by Maggie (@maggiirosee)

We're back from holiday break to kickoff the new year in the only way we know how: our sardonic hot takes on new year resolutions. Are resolutions all they are cracked up to be or just another way to fail yourself? Hosted by Erica (@erica_megan), Kirk (@kirk.charles), and Andrew (@andrwjn) Produced by Maggie (@maggiirosee)

Welcome to the holiday hellscape! From unexpected spending that leaves your wallet on a diet, to social obligations making you question your life choices, we've got it all. Join us as we share our mishaps, navigate the festive minefield, and sprinkle in some survival tips to keep your sanity intact.  Tune in to hear us (and Paul and Maggie) compare our spending choices and reveal our favorite and least favorite gifts ever received. Best of all, one thing this episode makes abundantly clear: the Grinch is real and his name is Kirk. Hosted by Maggie, Paul, Erica (@erica_megan), and Kirk (@kirk.charles). Produced by Maggie (@maggiirosee).

In this week’s episode we’re getting personally (and a little bit petty) as we discuss toxic relationships. We know them, and certainly don’t love them, but we sure do love to talk about them. From lovers to friends and everything in between, we’re spilling tea on toxic relationships.  Tune in to find out why Kirk is so obsessed with being like Erica, and listen to Andrew pretend he’s ever spoken to a girl who isn’t his mom or landlord.   Hosted by Erica (@erica_megan), Kirk (@kirk.charles), and Andrew (@andrwjn). Produced by Maggie (@maggiirosee).

Episode 21 of Hellscape Carousel takes a wild, beloved ride through the cinematic world of Film Flops! Join the entire gang, including Paul and Cassie (Andrew’s girlfriend + landlord) as they unravel the enigmatic appeal behind movies that missed the critical mark but found a devoted fanbase.  We’ll talk about favorites like National Treasure, Twister, and even some special movies littered with post-9/11 propaganda.  Don’t miss the thrill of Film Flops, where we discuss hated movies that we just LOVE. Hosted by Paul, Erica (@erica_megan), Kirk (@kirk.charles), and Andrew (@andrwjn). Guest starring Cassie as The Landlady. Produced by Maggie (@maggiirosee).

We're back from a quick holiday break to head back to the polls. Well, the type of polls that are consistently wrong and meaningless. That's right, as part two of our last episode about elections we are talking about the surveys that are supposed to tell us where the country is leaning and who to vote for — or do they really?! Featuring the most cursed impression of Trump you'll ever hear! Also listen to The Lie That Binds podcast Hosted by Erica (@erica_megan), Kirk (@kirk.charles), and Andrew (@andrwjn) Produced by Maggie (@maggiirosee)

Aww shit! Here we go again! America just had a round of elections this November and we're gearing up for the presidential election a year from now. Today we explore why this election cycle feels weird, the Trump of it all, and the possibility Limp Bizkit may have caused 9/11. Hosted by Erica (@erica_megan), Kirk (@kirk.charles), and Andrew (@andrwjn) Produced by Maggie (@maggiirosee)