Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More

Duck Logic

Podcast-y talk like you'd expect with a little something extra--- comedy sketches & skits, commercial parodies & funny songs... Presented by the Chicago improv comedy group called Duck Logic!! New stuff and stuff pulled from the archives of their WLUP AM1000 radio show called The Cavalcade.

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Season 6 coming pretty soon! (new show trailer)

Season 6 coming pretty soon! (new show trailer)

Something different for your ears. It's the Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour...!! 30-ish minutes of regular podcast-y stuff with extra bits thrown in, like comedy sketches and songs.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!

Episodes

122: "The only thing to fear is fear itself... and clowns."

122: "The only thing to fear is fear itself... and clowns."

The guys talk about that time Jim’s brother set fire to a boxcar, Tim’s coin-operated ankle monitor, and teenagers in wingtips. Then there’re sketches about art in offices, boys in the bayou, candles in manly scents, and fear.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!

121: "The fun doesn't stop until the authorities intervene."

121: "The fun doesn't stop until the authorities intervene."

The guys play that celebrity mortality quiz show that's sweeping the nation: “Dead or Not Dead.” Then there are sketches about a really potent sleep drug, garbage pickers, a campy summer camp, and a not-so-Olympic caliber athlete. Plus a little more.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!

120: "We've disappointed people before and we can do it again."

120: "We've disappointed people before and we can do it again."

The guys discuss the lamest Willy Wonka exhibit in Scotland and a guy who could magically make stop lights turn green for him—until the cops caught on. Plus, comedy sketches about ridiculously soft toilet paper, a way too bright flashlight, peeps, and a song about water. All in all, it’s something different for your ears.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!

119: "They're barfin' in the back seat."

119: "They're barfin' in the back seat."

The guys discuss annoying commercials, smacking people, and The Golden Girls in drag. Plus, sketches about condiments, clown cars, and insects in love. And, of course, old ladies. In short--- something different for your ears.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!

118: "A whoopee cushion filled with hate."

118: "A whoopee cushion filled with hate."

It’s something different for your ears--- our before-St.-Paddy’s-Day show… Tim confesses his love of the way Ireland smells. And the guys spoil the plot of a seasonal Irish favorite. Plus, creative uses for your sleeve, a guy who writes cable menu blurbs, a song about green beer, and more stuff. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!

117: "Honey, are you worried about your butt crack?"

117: "Honey, are you worried about your butt crack?"

The guys discuss that truck-driver-on-a-toilet-seat commercial, X-rated hand puppets, and butt deodorant. Then we throw in comedy sketches about turbocharged La-Z-Boys, the definition of “doaky,” an indecisive driving school, and an over dramatic bus driver. All in less than 30 minutes! It’s something different for your ears…• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!

116: "The government limits the amount of rat hairs I can contain."

116: "The government limits the amount of rat hairs I can contain."

We. Are. Back! With a new season and a new show!Something different for your ears… The guys talk about Jim’s new purse. Catherine, the Not-So-Great. And the upside of goiters.Plus, we’ve got sketches about really small phallic symbols. A 13-year-old talk show host. A clueless M.D. And a song of ours that Doctor Demento played. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!

Season 6 coming pretty soon! (new show trailer)

Season 6 coming pretty soon! (new show trailer)

Something different for your ears. It's the Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour...!! 30-ish minutes of regular podcast-y stuff with extra bits thrown in, like comedy sketches and songs.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!

115: "Close that bathroom cuz I pooped all over it."

115: "Close that bathroom cuz I pooped all over it."

Insect love. The joys of smoking. A REALLY literal book review. And Tim explains Swedish cooking. Plus Jim explains how his sister defiled an airplane restroom and MORE!!• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!

114: "An iron fist in a red, woolen mitten."

114: "An iron fist in a red, woolen mitten."

A re-gifting backfire. Santa’s sordid past. And the existential hockey league. Plus-- possums, donkeys, and lubricant.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!

113: "It's your uncle Bosco! I bet he's an angel or something."

113: "It's your uncle Bosco! I bet he's an angel or something."

Our week-before-Christmas show!! A gift shopping miracle. Space janitors. Another joke from our A.I. cast member. And Dave (finally) gets his day. Plus a song about Santa and a few more bits.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!

112: "I want to shove walnuts in me cheeks."

112: "I want to shove walnuts in me cheeks."

Our in-between the holidays, kind of special, special. Winter underwear. Stupidity. More listener jokes. And CHIPMUNKS! Plus some other stuff...• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!

111: "We sure could use an antagonist in this story."

111: "We sure could use an antagonist in this story."

Another one of our post-Thanksgiving/pre-other holidays shows!Selling your soul on-line. Sealing your driveway. Saving the planet, sort of. Plus listener jokes, a fruitcake song, and a not-so-special holiday special. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!

110: "Hey little Scotch tape, you friendly fellow."

110: "Hey little Scotch tape, you friendly fellow."

Media savvy pigs. Updated conspiracies. Jim helps you stay positive—really, really positive. And, yeah, Christmas songs… Plus more!!• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!

109: "Football and Thanksgivin' go together like Thanksgivin' and football!"

109: "Football and Thanksgivin' go together like Thanksgivin' and football!"

Our Thanksgiving Show!! Football. Pilgrims. Football. Pumpkin Spice. Football. And, of course, leftovers. Plus: Jim tells us about that time he was "making out" with a woman on her kitchen floor during a Christmas party!• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!

108: "Would you like a butterscotch candy or a penny?"

108: "Would you like a butterscotch candy or a penny?"

Punk kids. Nude theater. Backwoods cooking. And what's in an old lady’s purse. Plus more!!!• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!

107: "Lawyers make money and they're also funny."

107: "Lawyers make money and they're also funny."

This week is a jam-packed laugh-a-ganza: birthday bras, laughing lawyers, fun affairs, fast food comedy, bass player dating tips, talking guys, the truth about brainstorms, and lots, lots MORE!!!• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!

106: "It raises the hair on my, uh... I'll say neck."

106: "It raises the hair on my, uh... I'll say neck."

Our spooooky Halloween show! A paranormal K-Mart. A delinquent supply store. And our special guest the original horror host: Clash Taylor. Plus a few other things.• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!

105: "Wanna buy some shrimp? They're fresh."

105: "Wanna buy some shrimp? They're fresh."

Searching for Elvis. Exotic clothing. Salad TMI. And backstage at church. And lots, lots more!• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!

104: "Jerry and Frank find out the truth about girls."

104: "Jerry and Frank find out the truth about girls."

David Attenborough asks the question that's on everyone's mind. Plus: knockoffs, zip codes, and murder. That and Walter's "dream sketch."• Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com• Tweet us at @Duck_Logic• Or Facebook us at facebook.com/ComedyHalfHour• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!