We break from our format once more to discuss the Church of the Rock's Easter productions - bizarre jukebox musicals which use movies and pop culture characters to tell the story of Easter. When I saw the thumbnail of IRON MAN GETTING CRUCIFIED, I knew Joan and I had to watch it. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/devsolovey Dev’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/devsolovey Joan’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/joantoons  Aria’s carrd: https://twoglitch.carrd.co/

We hated this one. We had a lot of fun shouting about it, but we hate everything it represents. I had to censor so much stuff in this episode that you might as well just be watching an episode of Ed Edd n Eddy. You could watch anything, in fact. Anything is better than Skin Theory. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/devsolovey Dev’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/devsolovey Joan’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/joantoons Aria’s carrd: https://twoglitch.carrd.co/ Jo's Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@slightly.floating

We're beginning our dive into a comic book Dev found in a box 14 years ago that nobody wanted - nobody except Dev, who is obsessed with it. This is the origin of Guy Gardner, the worst best Green Lantern and the Sideshow Bob of self-sabotage.   This is NOT a website where you can read Guy Gardner Reborn: https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Guy-Gardner-Reborn Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/devsolovey Dev’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/devsolovey Joan’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/joantoons  Aria’s carrd: https://twoglitch.carrd.co/

We're returning to 2024 by revisiting some of our favorite short pieces - Rick and Morty Ruin Adam, and Carl White's Mattress Planet! Joan also gave possibly her most unhinged rant yet, about famed plagiarist James Somerton (unsurprisingly).   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/devsolovey Dev’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/devsolovey Joan’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/joantoons  Aria’s carrd: https://twoglitch.carrd.co/

This announcement covers updates with the show as well as teasing some additional content. See you in 2024! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/devsolovey Dev’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/devsolovey Joan’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/joantoons Aria’s carrd: https://twoglitch.carrd.co/

In our third week of Scrollvember, we subject ourselves to the Chronicles of Nchuleft, then do a blind read of the entry for Todd Howard on the Vanessa Hudgens wiki. And of course, things get weird. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/devsolovey Dev’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/devsolovey Joan’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/joantoons Aria’s carrd: https://twoglitch.carrd.co/

In our second Scrollsvember episode, we're covering Palla, one of the most well known books in the Elder Scrolls series. This one gets way more NSFW than either of us expected it to, but Joan did have their Alex Jones moment - that is, they made their most unintentionally accurate prediction yet.   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/devsolovey   Dev’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/devsolovey   Joan’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/joantoons   Aria’s carrd: https://twoglitch.carrd.co/

Welcome to Scrollsvember, the theme month that's all about Elder Scrolls! This week, we compare the Lusty Argonian Maid to its genderbend counterpart, the Sultry Argonian Bard, and decide once and for all which one is better. We also read our second ever listener submission, Withershins, a clever little story that first entered Bethesda canon in Morrowind. TheOnlyTables on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheOnlyTables Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/devsolovey Dev’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/devsolovey Joan’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/joantoons  Aria’s carrd: https://twoglitch.carrd.co/

For this very special spooky Halloween episode, we're going to cover a classic internet creepypasta, as you've never seen him before. A kind listener named TheCreepypastanator, uncovered a never-before-seen first draft of the Jeff the Killer story, which they provided for us to read on the show.   ...Or at least, that's the story we tell here. I'm sure it's obvious, but this is a parody version of JtK that Joan and I engineered - Joan came up with a lot of the main story points, while I filled in the writing and added a few gags of my own, much in the style of Yugioh Abridged. Let me tell you, I had a LOT of fun with this one.   Content warnings: gore, violence.   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/devsolovey Dev’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/devsolovey Joan’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/joantoons Aria’s carrd: https://twoglitch.carrd.co/

This spooky season, we're entering the Dark Carnival and learning about the life of Violent J - one half of hip hop duo Insane Clown Posse, and greatest autobiography author of the 21st century. Don't believe me? Listen to the episode!! You can also listen to the audiobook of this autobiography, narrated by the man himself, for FREE on youtube. Listen to it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1IQnRX3024 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/devsolovey Dev’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/devsolovey Joan’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/joantoons Aria’s carrd: https://twoglitch.carrd.co/

We're back at it with Tails Gets Trolled!! This week we're covering chapter 3 - you can read along with us at tailsgetstrolled.org. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/devsolovey Dev’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/devsolovey Joan’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/joantoons  Aria’s carrd: https://twoglitch.carrd.co/ TheOnlyTables on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/theonlytables CaptAnaugi's commissions: https://tinyurl.com/4zaucaze

In our second SCP-themed episode, we talk about various facets of the SCP Foundation's quite malleable canon, the controversy over the SCP-173 image, and we even have a guest bring an SCP to share! We cover the following SCPs: SCP-105: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-105 SCP-742: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-742 SCP-609: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-609 SCP-173 Redesign Gallery: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/peanut-gallery Content relating to the SCP Foundation, including the SCP Foundation logo, is licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0 and all concepts originate from https://scpwiki.com/ and its authors. This podcast episode, being derived from this content, is hereby also released under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/devsolovey Dev’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/devsolovey Joan’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/joantoons  Jo's instagram: https://www.instagram.com/slightly.floating/ Aria’s carrd: https://twoglitch.carrd.co/

We're kicking off spooky month by talking about one of the most famous creative projects on the internet - the SCP Foundation! This episode features the following SCP articles:   SCP-504: Critical Tomatoes https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-504   SCP-055-DE-J: LARGE HAM! https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-055-de-j   SCP-343: "God" https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-343   Content relating to the SCP Foundation, including the SCP Foundation logo, is licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0 and all concepts originate from https://scpwiki.com/ and its authors. This podcast, being derived from this content, is hereby also released under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0.   Dev's Linktree: https://linktr.ee/devsolovey   Joan's Linktree: https://linktr.ee/joantoons   Aria's carrd: https://twoglitch.carrd.co/

Here it is - our grand Sonic High School finale! We've finished our tumultuous journey through this Hedgehog Hellscape and come out of it stronger people. And Joan also came out of it being a different gender. It was emotional. DISCLAIMER: This is an edited version of Sonic High School. Content that is not compliant with YouTube's terms of service, or which we feel uncomfortable reading, has been cut out or replaced.   That being said, the author of Sonic High School clearly has some learned biases that show up in their writing. We have kept some of them in to illustrate the point about how biases are learned and expressed.   CONTENT WARNINGS: Badly written sex scenes, sexism, ableist and homophobic themes/slurs, accidental transphobia, genital disease, pregnancy and mentions of abortion, giving birth, casual racism, descriptions of defecation, strange descriptions of genitals and male ejaculation, cannibalism, mentions of drugs, attempted suicide, attempted murder, attempted mass killing, discussion of mass shootings in schools and otherwise, attempted murder of an infant, menstrual blood as a means of combat, orientalism (I guess?), self harm, breast milk kink, dubious consent, discussion of hentai tropes, accidental blackface. More to be added in case we miss them.   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/devsolovey Dev’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/devsolovey Joan’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/joantoons

This is episode 6 of our Sonictember special, where we cover chapters 21 through 23 of Sonic High School. After our brief brush with the void in the last episode, we're finally reaching the home stretch, and realizing this series is as close as a podcast can get to being the video from the Ring.   DISCLAIMER: This is an edited version of Sonic High School. Content that is not compliant with YouTube's terms of service, or which we feel uncomfortable reading, has been cut out or replaced.   That being said, the author of Sonic High School clearly has some learned biases that show up in their writing. We have kept some of them in to illustrate the point about how biases are learned and expressed. CONTENT WARNINGS: Badly written sex scenes, sexism, ableist and homophobic themes/slurs, accidental transphobia, genital disease, pregnancy and mentions of abortion, giving birth, casual racism, descriptions of defecation, strange descriptions of genitals and male ejaculation, cannibalism, mentions of drugs, attempted suicide, attempted murder, attempted mass killing, discussion of mass shootings in schools and otherwise, attempted murder of an infant, menstrual blood as a means of combat, orientalism (I guess?), self harm, breast milk kink, dubious consent, discussion of hentai tropes, accidental blackface. More to be added in case we miss them.   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/devsolovey Dev’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/devsolovey Joan’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/joantoons

This is episode 5 of our Sonictember special, where we cover chapters 18 through 20. Things got a little weird in this one, and we both suffered for it. DISCLAIMER: This is an edited version of Sonic High School. Content that is not compliant with YouTube's terms of service, or which we feel uncomfortable reading, has been cut out or replaced. That being said, the author of Sonic High School clearly has some learned biases that show up in their writing. We have kept some of them in to illustrate the point about how biases are learned and expressed. CONTENT WARNINGS: Badly written sex scenes, sexism, ableist and homophobic themes/slurs, accidental transphobia, genital disease, pregnancy and mentions of abortion, giving birth, casual racism, descriptions of defecation, strange descriptions of genitals and male ejaculation, cannibalism, mentions of drugs, attempted suicide, attempted murder, attempted mass killing, discussion of mass shootings in schools and otherwise, attempted murder of an infant, menstrual blood as a means of combat, orientalism (I guess?), self harm, breast milk kink, dubious consent, discussion of hentai tropes, accidental blackface. More to be added in case we miss them. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/devsolovey Dev’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/devsolovey Joan’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/joantoons

This is episode 4 of our Sonictember special, where we cover chapters 14 through 17. Dev had to make some really, really creative changes for this one. DISCLAIMER: This was obviously written by a 12 year old. This is also an edited version of Sonic High School. Content that is not compliant with YouTube's terms of service, or which we feel uncomfortable reading, has been cut out or replaced. That being said, the author of Sonic High School clearly has some learned biases that show up in their writing. We have kept some of them in to illustrate the point about how biases are learned and expressed. CONTENT WARNINGS: Badly written sex scenes, sexism, ableist and homophobic themes/slurs, accidental transphobia, genital disease, pregnancy and mentions of abortion, giving birth, casual racism, descriptions of defecation, strange descriptions of genitals and male ejaculation, cannibalism, mentions of drugs, attempted suicide, attempted murder, attempted mass killing, discussion of mass shootings in schools and otherwise, attempted murder of an infant, menstrual blood as a means of combat, orientalism (I guess?), self harm, breast milk kink, discussion of hentai tropes, dubious consent, accidental blackface. More to be added in case we miss them.   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/devsolovey Dev’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/devsolovey Joan’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/joantoons

Welcome back to Sonic High School! This episode covers chapters 11-13. It's also a re-record, which means we're putting ourselves through this torment for a second time... DISCLAIMER: This was obviously written by a 12 year old. This is also an edited version of Sonic High School. Content that is not compliant with YouTube's terms of service, or which we feel uncomfortable reading, has been cut out or replaced. That being said, the author of Sonic High School clearly has some learned biases that show up in their writing. We have kept some of them in to illustrate the point about how biases are learned and expressed. CONTENT WARNINGS: Badly written sex scenes, sexism, ableist and homophobic themes/slurs, accidental transphobia, genital disease, pregnancy and mentions of abortion, giving birth, casual racism, descriptions of defecation, strange descriptions of genitals and male ejaculation, cannibalism, mentions of drugs, attempted suicide, attempted murder, attempted mass killing, discussion of mass shootings in schools and otherwise, attempted murder of an infant, menstrual blood as a means of combat, orientalism (I guess?), self harm, breast milk kink, discussion of hentai tropes, dubious consent, accidental blackface. More to be added in case we miss them. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/devsolovey Dev’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/devsolovey Joan’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/joantoons

Welcome to episode 2 of our Sonictember special! This episode covers chapters 7 through 10 of Sonic High School. This might also be the first time we've read something that broke both of us at the same time. DISCLAIMER: This was obviously written by a 12 year old. This is also an edited version of Sonic High School. Content that is not compliant with YouTube's terms of service, or which we feel uncomfortable reading, has been cut out or replaced. That being said, the author of Sonic High School clearly has some learned biases that show up in their writing. We have kept some of them in to illustrate the point about how biases are learned and expressed. CONTENT WARNINGS: Badly written sex scenes, sexism, ableist and homophobic themes/slurs, accidental transphobia, genital disease, pregnancy and mentions of abortion, giving birth, casual racism, descriptions of defecation, strange descriptions of genitals and male ejaculation, cannibalism, mentions of drugs, attempted suicide, attempted murder, attempted mass killing, discussion of mass shootings in schools and otherwise, attempted murder of an infant, menstrual blood as a means of combat, orientalism (I guess?), self harm, breast milk kink, accidental blackface. More to be added in case we miss them. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/devsolovey Dev’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/devsolovey Joan’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/joantoons

Welcome to Sonictember! For this very special September, we will be covering every chapter of Sonic High School. It's a wild ride, folks. DISCLAIMER: This was obviously written by a 12 year old. This is also an edited version of Sonic High School. Content that is not compliant with YouTube's terms of service, or which we feel uncomfortable reading, has been cut out or replaced. That being said, the author of Sonic High School clearly has some learned biases that show up in their writing. We have kept some of them in to illustrate the point about how biases are learned and expressed. CONTENT WARNINGS: Badly written sex scenes, sexism, ableist and homophobic themes/slurs, accidental transphobia, genital disease, pregnancy and mentions of abortion, giving birth, casual racism, descriptions of defecation, strange descriptions of genitals and male ejaculation, cannibalism, mentions of drugs, attempted suicide, attempted murder, attempted mass killing, discussion of mass shootings in schools and otherwise, attempted murder of an infant, menstrual blood as a means of combat, orientalism (I guess?), self harm, breast milk kink, accidental blackface. More to be added in case we miss them. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/devsolovey Dev’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/devsolovey Joan’s other projects/socials: https://linktr.ee/joantoons