I'm having a love affair with Donald Trump! More facts inside this podcast! He loves me! Learn more inside! He can't stop saying how much he loves me. Plus, Vlad Putin... not dead yet. What?! Open the cover and learn more!

Most people think politics is boring, and it Rusia it really really is. Because if you don't vote for Vlad we'll kill ya! Trumps trials heating up. More judges hate him. Plus, Biden's cute puppy keeps perferating secret service agents! Listen, learn, laugh, cry (not really)!

With a Speaker of the House so square he's actually hip, the GOP continues its campaign to cancel all extra curricular boinking by mid-2025. Meanwhile, world war III may have already started. If you don't get depressed easily, learn more here. If you're already unhappy, maybe listen to soft music instead.

When you lie once, shame on you. When you lie again, shame on me. If I sue you for lying and then win $5 million, and then you tell the same lie again, then I guess I'll get more money. The civil cases going on nationally against Trump and his minions raise real questions about how many times they'll tell the same lie, and how many millions they'll be willing to pay to tell them.

What should you get your loved ones for Christmas during a time of war in Israel and looming World War III brewing in Ukraine. Socks and fruitcake simply don't cut it anymore. Learn more in this inciteful pre-holiday Bad Actions podcast, where the news is always bad!

It's my election podcast! Can anything stop Herschel Walker from having abortions with his girlfriends? Maybe getting elected and banning it for everyone. Remember to vote, unless you don't believe in democracy. Then don't... because people who don't believe in God shouldn't go to church... right? The news, as always, is very grim. It's the Bad Actions Podcast... all bad news all day long.

They'll fight on beaches, where sand gets into unknowable places. They'll fight getting some in parking lots, and behind dumpsters outside bars. They will zip jeans in dirty hotel rooms. They'll throw ice on getting some on honeymoons and in your bedrooms. In some of the worst news yet, Republicans are winning the war on . It's the worst news I've delivered to date. And a hurricane just creamed Florida, killing dozens... and nuclear war is coming... So that's really saying something! Enjoy!

The end of the world is coming. Seriously, I'm not selling anything. I don't have a salve or political platform that will stop the end times. Very sorry. Also, people shouldn't taunt COVID-19. That's proven stupid. COVID has no sense of humor. Plus, funny militia names. Tune in!

Will Smith's Oscar worthy performance as King Richard is overshadowed by his Oscar worthy bitch slap of Chris Rock. Remember when slapping was womanly. Not anymore! Black men are slapping each other now (on TV!), which means slapping is now dangerous, so get current. Plus, a lot more death and destruction in the Ukraine. The world may be ending. Nuclear bombs could seriously start falling any day now. It's seriously terrifying. News has really never been worse. Enjoy!

We're living in a strange country. The death of Betty White is not funny anymore, because she's dead, which is sad, but a pigs heart is a medical miracle. Meanwhile, the most dangerous people in America go by the cloyingly sweet name "Proud Boys," which sounds like a youth choir.