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Adventurers Anonymous - A British D&D Podcast

Adventurers Anonymous

A group of dangerously codependent British misfits gather around a microphone, sip cocktails, and seek a glorious demise in a Dungeons & Dragons themed actual play comedy podcast.

With a cast that includes a failed Crocoborn sorcerer, turned children’s party entertainer, a dirty old human priest, on the brink of the afterlife, a retired half-orc police officer, a sassy blue Tiefling, surrounded by bees and a retired Gnome archer with PTSD. So, if you like your plot lines thin and crispy, and your language to be saltier than a sailor's beard, welcome aboard!


Disappointing the TTRPG & D&D Community since 2020. Not suitable for little ears. This show is mostly improvised and entirely inappropriate. Listener discretion is advised.


A brand new episode every Tuesday.


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Episodes

#9: A Fistful of Hood
Sep 25 2021
#9: A Fistful of Hood
Hey Adventurers! We just wanted to give you a heads-up that the audio quality of our early episodes might not be top-notch, but guess what? The laughs, the camaraderie, and the epic adventures are absolutely real! 🎙️🎧 So bear with us through the early rough patches, and let's embark on this amazing journey together! Thanks for being part of our wild ride! 🌟Welcome back fellow adventurers - following a short break, we are back on the air. After audio goblins conspired to steal an entire week's worth of story (Booooooooooo), We decided to jump ship and move over to the wonderful people at Squadcast. But don't worry, the intro to this podcast will fill you in on all the wonderful goings-on that you missed last week. In celebration of being back on the air, we decided to host a Dungeons & Daiquiris party helped by this week's wonderful sponsors at https://www.cocktaildelivery.co.uk/ Fuelled by their expertly mixed range of cocktails, the adventuring party picked up where they left off, deep inside the crumbling old cathedral in the Ruins of Molaesmyr, in search of the final Orb of Tartarus. Having met the small feral street urchin Geoffrey the week before (a tale lost to the mists of time now sadly), the party somehow convinced him to show them to the crypt underneath the cathedral. What follows is a cautionary tale of why you should always sleep with your shoes on and most importantly, never shit directly into an open well shaft. Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger (Chris Neal) Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant) Hunnarsh Smith - Half Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg) Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams) Aristobulus Jones - Human Cleric (Lewis Budden) Dungeon Master (AJ Jackson)Theme tune by Air Drawn Dagger Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#13: Bacchanalian To The Future
Nov 4 2021
#13: Bacchanalian To The Future
Join us for this week's thrilling episode of Adventurers Anonymous as our intrepid party of adventurers finds respite at the cosy confines of the Cracked Cup Inn, nestled within the enchanting Dwarven city of Uthodurn, perched high amidst the breathtaking Flotket Alps. Amidst roaring fires and mugs brimming with ale, the adventurers embark on a journey of camaraderie and merriment. With challenges issued and quests for bargains among the snow-draped markets, this episode promises delightful surprises and unforgettable moments. Who would have thought that retail therapy could be this exciting?Don't miss out on the immersive world of Adventurers Anonymous. Tune in to explore the rich landscapes and captivating tales that unfold in every episode, as our heroes navigate their way through Uthodurn's snowy streets and the unexpected adventures that await them.So without further ado, go grab yourself a drink, pull your chair closer to the fire and come join Chris, Matt, Wraggy, Chan and AJ for this week's episode of The Adventurers Anonymous Podcast!! Please enjoy...Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal)Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)Hunnarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druif (Chanelle Williams)Dungeon Master & Host (AJ Jackson) Theme tune by Air Drawn DaggerMade in Sheffield in The United KingdomCAMPAIGN SPONSOR - Fan Roll Dice - 10% off when you use the code: ADVENTURER10JOIN OUR PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/adventurersanonNEW STOCK AVAILABLE IN OUR MERCH STORE - https://www.redbubble.com/people/advent-anon/shopCHECK OUT OUR WEBSITE - https://www.adventurers-anonymous.com/FOLLOW US ON TWITTER - https://twitter.com/Adventurersano1FOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/adventurersanon Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#14: The Greatest Of All Time
Nov 30 2021
#14: The Greatest Of All Time
In this week's thrilling instalment of Adventurers Anonymous, our intrepid band of heroes departs from the majestic Dwarven city of Uthodurn, perched high amidst the awe-inspiring peaks of the Flotket Alps. Their journey leads them on a perilous descent from these lofty heights as they embark on a quest to Palebank Village alongside the enigmatic Glassblades. Expect the unexpected as they encounter an unexpected roadblock that challenges their mettle and wits. Don't miss out on your regular dose of captivating fantasy escapades—tune in and immerse yourself in the excitement!So without further ado, go grab yourself a drink, pull your chair closer to the fire and come join Chris, Matt, Wraggy, Chan and AJ for this week's episode of The Adventurers Anonymous Podcast!! Please enjoy...Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal)Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)Hunnarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druif (Chanelle Williams)Dungeon Master & Host (AJ Jackson) Theme tune by Air Drawn DaggerMade in Sheffield in The United KingdomCAMPAIGN SPONSOR - Fan Roll Dice - 10% off when you use the code: ADVENTURER10JOIN OUR PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/adventurersanonNEW STOCK AVAILABLE IN OUR MERCH STORE - https://www.redbubble.com/people/advent-anon/shopCHECK OUT OUR WEBSITE - https://www.adventurers-anonymous.com/FOLLOW US ON TWITTER - https://twitter.com/Adventurersano1FOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/adventurersanon Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#16: Massacres & Missives
Jan 15 2022
#16: Massacres & Missives
In this riveting episode of our podcast, the adventuring party is thrust into the heart of turmoil as they navigate the harrowing scenes of Palebank Village. A chilling tableau unfolds beneath the crisp, snowy expanse, with lifeless forms strewn across the ground, and the acrid scent of burning structures permeating the air. Tatty, quick-witted and compassionate, must think on his feet as he races against time to rescue a tormented stranger trapped amidst the chaos.Meanwhile, the dynamic duo of Hunnarsh and Belciar embark on their own investigative journey within the confines of the local church, where whispers of mysterious occurrences have caught their attention. The air inside the sacred space is thick with an otherworldly tension, and as they delve deeper, the duo unravels a tapestry of enigmatic events that promise to add layers of intrigue to the unfolding narrative.But fear not, dear listeners, for amidst the darkness, our adventurers infuse the episode with their trademark fun-filled, improvised fantasy nonsense. Whether it's a comical quip from the ever-enthusiastic Belciar or a cleverly concocted plan by Tatty, the laughter echoes through the snow-laden village, providing a respite from the dire circumstances at hand.So, brace yourselves for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected twists, and the usual dose of fantasy hilarity as our adventurers navigate Palebank Village. Tune in and immerse yourself in the thrilling escapades, because in the world of our podcast, every adventure is a blend of danger, discovery, and a healthy sprinkle of whimsical nonsense. Enjoy the ride!Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Rouge (Chris Neal)Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)Hunnarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)Dungeon Master & Host (AJ Jackson) Theme tune by Air Drawn DaggerCAMPAIGN SPONSOR - Fan Roll Dice - 10% off when you use the code: ADVENTURER10JOIN OUR PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/adventurersanonNEW STOCK AVAILABLE IN OUR MERCH STORE - https://www.redbubble.com/people/advent-anon/shopCHECK OUT OUR WEBSITE - https://www.adventurers-anonymous.com/FOLLOW US ON TWITTER - https://twitter.com/Adventurersano1FOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/adventurersanon Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#17: Cry Me a River (of Milk)
Jan 21 2022
#17: Cry Me a River (of Milk)
In this poignant episode, our intrepid adventuring party grapples with the daunting task of reconstructing the fractured remnants of the Palebank Village Massacre survivors' community. Amidst the emotional tumult, unexpected moments of levity arise, including what might be deemed one of the most peculiar and disturbing descriptions of a cow being milked ever to grace the airwaves. It's a testament to the adventurers' ability to infuse even the darkest moments with a touch of absurdity, reminding listeners that, in the fantastical realms they traverse, humour can emerge from the most unlikely places.So, dear audience, don't merely listen—immerse yourself in the raw, unfiltered emotions as our party confronts the aftermath of tragedy. Pull up a chair, lend an empathetic ear, and witness the bonds of friendship and resilience being forged in the crucible of adversity. This episode promises to be a rollercoaster of emotions, from poignant reflections to unexpected chuckles.Furthermore, our adventurers take a moment to express gratitude and admiration for the vibrant TTRPG community by giving heartfelt shout-outs to fellow content creators.So, come tune in, brace yourself for the unexpected, and savour the unique blend of storytelling and camaraderie. Enjoy the ride! Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal) Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant) Hunarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg) Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams) Aristobulus Jones - Human Cleric (Lewis Budden) Dungeon Master (AJ Jackson)Theme tune by Air Drawn DaggerCAMPAIGN SPONSOR - Fan Roll Dice - 10% off when you use the code: ADVENTURER10JOIN OUR PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/adventurersanonNEW STOCK AVAILABLE IN OUR MERCH STORE - https://www.redbubble.com/people/advent-anon/shopCHECK OUT OUR WEBSITE - https://www.adventurers-anonymous.com/FOLLOW US ON TWITTER - https://twitter.com/Adventurersano1FOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/adventurersanon Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#18: The Death of a Village is a Statistic
Jan 29 2022
#18: The Death of a Village is a Statistic
In this week's gripping instalment, our intrepid adventuring party takes on the formidable challenge of pursuing a rogue band of gnomish soldiers whose unhinged violence left a coastal village in ruins. The air is thick with tension as the party delves into the aftermath of the merciless massacre, navigating through the eerie remnants of what was once a thriving community. With grim determination, they set out to unravel the mystery behind the gnomish onslaught, piecing together the chilling narrative that led to such devastation.And just when you think the episode has revealed all its surprises, brace yourself for the introduction of an end-of-level boss with an improvised accent that defies all expectations. The unexpected twist adds a delightful layer of comedic relief to the intense pursuit, showcasing the podcast's signature blend of fantasy nonsense and creative improvisation.So, dear listeners, grab yourself a drink, settle into your favourite armchair, and immerse yourself in this rollercoaster of an episode. The adventurers are on a mission, and you won't want to miss the bizarre, unpredictable journey that unfolds. Join us for a tale that combines mystery, humour, and a healthy dose of the unexpected.Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal)Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)Hunnarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams)Dungeon Master & Host (AJ Jackson) Theme tune by Air Drawn DaggerCAMPAIGN SPONSOR - Fan Roll Dice - 10% off when you use the code: ADVENTURER10JOIN OUR PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/adventurersanonNEW STOCK AVAILABLE IN OUR MERCH STORE - https://www.redbubble.com/people/advent-anon/shopCHECK OUT OUR WEBSITE - https://www.adventurers-anonymous.com/FOLLOW US ON TWITTER - https://twitter.com/Adventurersano1FOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/adventurersanon Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#19: Goddamn These Leather Jerkins
Feb 5 2022
#19: Goddamn These Leather Jerkins
In the latest instalment of Adventurers Anonymous, our intrepid party finds themselves entrenched in a fierce clash with a horde of wildly unhinged gnomes. Tensions rise as Tatty confronts his long-standing nemesis, Skaal, in a showdown that could redefine their tumultuous history. Meanwhile, Maud takes a stylish detour, donning a new outfit amidst the chaos, proving that even in the midst of battle, fashion can't be ignored. As the battle rages on, Aristobulus unveils his strategic prowess, demonstrating that, indeed, all is fair in both the realms of love and war. Tune in for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected alliances, and the unique blend of camaraderie that defines Adventurers Anonymous. Grab your favourite libation and join the adventure—this episode is a critical hit of excitement and drama! WARNING! This week's episode may contain scenes that could be unsettling. It might not be the ideal choice for a cozy Sunday lunch with Grandma. Consider yourself forewarned! However, if you're comfortable with unexpected twists involving enormous blue spectral phalluses and a creative take on the Geneva Convention, then by all means, join us on this daring adventure. Brace yourself for a rollercoaster ride of surprises, but remember, you've been duly cautioned! Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal)Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)Hunnarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams)Aristobulus Jones - Human Cleric (Lewis Budden)Dungeon Master & Host (AJ Jackson) Theme tune by Air Drawn DaggerCAMPAIGN SPONSOR - Fan Roll Dice - 10% off when you use the code: ADVENTURER10JOIN OUR PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/adventurersanonNEW STOCK AVAILABLE IN OUR MERCH STORE - https://www.redbubble.com/people/advent-anon/shopCHECK OUT OUR WEBSITE - https://www.adventurers-anonymous.com/FOLLOW US ON TWITTER - https://twitter.com/Adventurersano1FOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/adventurersanon Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#20: Fleshy Windsocks
Feb 12 2022
#20: Fleshy Windsocks
This week's episode witnesses the adventuring party returning, albeit somewhat victoriously, to the ravaged coastal village of Palebank. Now that revenge has been sought and violence repaid with violence, what more can be done? This week's episode truly tugs at your heartstrings in the hope of a happy ending. As one chapter of the narrative comes to a close, another awaits in the wings.A word of caution: this week's episode, as always, is not suitable for little ears. It encompasses a plethora of tricky topics and adult themes, featuring more four-letter words than your mildly illiterate nan attempting to play Scrabble. So if you're fluent in innuendo and have a penchant for wizard's sleeves, then stay a while and enjoy our tale. Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal)Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)Hunnarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams)Aristobulus Jones - Human Cleric (Lewis Budden)Dungeon Master & Host (AJ Jackson) Theme tune by Air Drawn DaggerCAMPAIGN SPONSOR - Fan Roll Dice - 10% off when you use the code: ADVENTURER10JOIN OUR PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/adventurersanonNEW STOCK AVAILABLE IN OUR MERCH STORE - https://www.redbubble.com/people/advent-anon/shopCHECK OUT OUR WEBSITE - https://www.adventurers-anonymous.com/FOLLOW US ON TWITTER - https://twitter.com/Adventurersano1FOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/adventurersanon Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#21: Tangential Manslaughter
Feb 19 2022
#21: Tangential Manslaughter
This week's episode of Adventurers Anonymous sees our intrepid adventurers languishing in a filthy underground jail cell in the Northern mountain city of Uthodurn. Barely having had time to come to terms with their summoning circle accident last week, they must quickly regroup and formulate a plan of action. With iron bars, dimly lit sconces, and a suspiciously fragrant straw carpet, this week's episode offers something for everyone in the realm of Dungeons & Dragons.A word of caution, as always, this week's episode of Adventurers Anonymous is probably not suitable for little ears. It encompasses a plethora of tricky topics and adult themes. And when I say adult themes, I don't mean the finer minutiae of how to fill out your annual tax return. However, if you speak fluent innuendo and are willing to gird your loins, then perhaps stay with us for another thrilling instalment of Adventurers Anonymous.So come join us, pull up a chair, and enjoy the fantasy-filled chaos!Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal)Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)Hunnarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams)Aristobulus Jones - Human Cleric (Lewis Budden)Dungeon Master & Host (AJ Jackson) Theme tune by Air Drawn DaggerCAMPAIGN SPONSOR - Fan Roll Dice - 10% off when you use the code: ADVENTURER10JOIN OUR PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/adventurersanonNEW STOCK AVAILABLE IN OUR MERCH STORE - https://www.redbubble.com/people/advent-anon/shopCHECK OUT OUR WEBSITE - https://www.adventurers-anonymous.com/FOLLOW US ON TWITTER - https://twitter.com/Adventurersano1FOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/adventurersanon Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#22: Everyone Loves a Surprise Witness
Feb 26 2022
#22: Everyone Loves a Surprise Witness
In this week's thrilling instalment, our intrepid adventurers find themselves thrust into the formidable halls of justice in the grand Mountain city of Uthordurn. The air is thick with tension as Maud and Belciar, our daring duo, face the consequences of their past escapades. The courtroom, a cavernous chamber adorned with solemnity, echoes with the weight of impending judgment. The scene is set for a dramatic showdown, where truths will clash with excuses, and the scales of justice will teeter on the edge of uncertainty. As the trial unfolds, the adventuring party is confronted with a tapestry of evidence, each thread woven intricately to expose the deeds that have led them to this moment. Accusations fly, and the echoes of their past exploits reverberate within the stone walls, creating an atmosphere charged with anticipation.Maud and Belciar, now in the spotlight, find themselves navigating a labyrinth of legal intricacies. The prosecutor, a formidable figure with a keen mind, presents a compelling case, leaving our heroes scrambling to defend their actions. Will this be the day when the consequences of their actions catch up with them? Or will they manage to outwit the intricate dance of justice, leaving the courtroom with their heads held high? So come, immerse yourself in the drama, and witness a courtroom comeuppance like never before!Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal)Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)Hunnarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druid (Chanelle Williams)Aristobulus Jones - Human Cleric (Lewis Budden)Dungeon Master & Host (AJ Jackson) Theme tune by Air Drawn DaggerCAMPAIGN SPONSOR - Fan Roll Dice - 10% off when you use the code: ADVENTURER10JOIN OUR PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/adventurersanonNEW STOCK AVAILABLE IN OUR MERCH STORE - https://www.redbubble.com/people/advent-anon/shopCHECK OUT OUR WEBSITE - https://www.adventurers-anonymous.com/FOLLOW US ON TWITTER - https://twitter.com/Adventurersano1FOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/adventurersanon Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.