They're back. The podcast that will make you scratch your head and laugh but not for the right reasons. They're 1.5 metres apart and masked up...wink wink Marty's a dad now. So they talk about that for a bit. They talk about the idiots claiming that COVID isn't a thing. There's more pandemic talk. Stu airs his grievances about Facebook Marketplace too. It's alright, but don't listen to us.

Would you look at that, we hit the half-century! Another fortnight in lockdown, another sub-par podcast from these two idiots that have no right to comment on the stuff that they do. This time it's more COVID rubbish, modern TV shows, censorship of The Simpsons, Tarantino and more... Don't listen to us.

Well they've squeezed out another turd of a podcast for your listening ...pleasure? If you find pleasure in this then you must be a masochist. We talk about COVID lockdown again, politics, Marty is OBSESSED with Instagram Reels, Stu transitioning into becoming a grandpa and some other pointless drivel that can only be a waste of time. Don't listen to us.

In the midst of a pandemic, the two idiots Marty and Stu have utilised the wonder that is modern technology to shit out a podcast that is equal parts low effort and low quality. They discuss how annoying the mainstream media is, politicians being supported like they're sports coaches, Stu's ongoing issues with his shower, Marty's twitter ban, Jordan Peterson's current situation, Joe Rogan, the YouTube comments on our videos, and more...

Episode 47. The two idiots talk about the public's response online and offline to the BLM movement, Stu did a float, movie wankers, Joe Rogan's $100m deal, 2nd wave of COVID and a whole lot more GARBAGE. Why on earth would you want to listen to this?

Episode 46. The two idiots discuss the concept of racism, popularist responses, how terrible Twitter is, Marty gets stumped when unpacking why he doesn't want children and lots more D grade comedy and conversation. Don't listen to us.

This time on episode 45 of Marty and Stu Have No Clue, the idiots have a laugh about Trump, The Office, After Life 2, Friendlyjordies and a whole bunch of other ridiculous rubbish. Don't listen.

*CORONA VIRUS EDITION* Today we have very special guest Dr. Matt Witkowski join us on this special edition of the podcast! He is currently working in a COVID-19 testing facility in NYC, and has kindly agreed to give us his insights on this whole crazy thing! This is one you actually should listen to.

Episode 43. Heaps of mad shit on this one. Some dumb shit too. Life's all about balance. Don't listen to us.

Episode 42. Most of this episode is about Star Wars. If you don't give a shit about Star Wars then skip to 55 minutes. Don't listen to us.

Numero 41-oh. The Irishman, Billie Eilish, the bushfires, Charlie's Angels. Heaps of amazing content. Don't listen.

Number 40! This is a really good episode. Marty's dog's been getting death threats from his neighbours, we discuss Mindhunter, we went and saw the new Terminator film so we talk about that for ages, how dumb are life coaches, climate change exists yeah? See! How good are these topics. So good. Don't listen to us.

Episode 39 for you punk ass bitches. This episode contains the two idiots discussing: Stu's stint in hospital getting his gallbladder removed, the Joker movie review, Stu's rating system for movies, responsibilities for giving difficult news, a video game discussion, is Russell Brand actually smart?, tradie etiquette, the horse racing is shit, protesters, Terminator and action films. Don't listen to us.

Well, well, well... would you look at that. Episode 38. What a crazy thing. Nah, not really. Just the same old rubbish from these two idiots. They discuss Joker without really being able to discuss it cos Stu hadn't seen it yet. Umm what else... Parenting even though neither of them have children... Stuff like that. What a waste of your time this will be. Don't listen.

Episode 37. Ok, so this was recorded on Friday night, and we'd both been at work all week, so we know we were even less funny than usual. Stu had a mouthful of pizza half the time too. Jesus Christ, why would you want to listen to this??

The two imbeciles return with more useless words. This week they go deep on Dave Chappelle's new stand up "Sticks and Stones", Once Upon A Time In Hollywood is discussed, they talk about bad habits, and more. Don't waste 2 hours of your life.

The boys are back in town...unfortunately. After over a year and a half sabbatical due to contract issues, the two idiots who don't have the right to an opinion share all of their opinions. Airports, weddings, Game Of Thrones and Star Wars are just a few of the topics they discuss this week on Marty and Stu Have No Clue.

Marty is sick and Stu has no voice. What a great podcast this will be... It's not actually that bad, though.

Episode 33. So much good stuff in this one. You'll surely give it a solid 5 out of 10.

Episode 32. This one is a doozy. 1 and a half hours of (not) your favourite idiots. You've asked for more, we've given you more. Didn't you? No? Oh... well here's more anyway. Don't listen to us.