Drink of the day: Gin and Juice by Dre and Snoop. Blanco and Jonesy are back at the bar. The conversation centers around rap beefs. We discuss some of our favorite rap beefs over the years and how they compare to the Kendrick/Drake beef.

Drink of the day: Waterbird Ranch water, Hardbody, Tequila Pineapple. Blanco and Jonesy are back at the bar. We catch up on life. We go off on a tangent.  We share some Gentlemen’s club stories. We coin a new phrase, MIDF. Jonesy shares a ghost story. He ran into someone he thought had died. We also discuss a cardinal sin, don’t mess with people’s food. It’s not funny. On a bright sports note, we would both love for the Chiefs to come to Kansas. Tuff Tony attended his first RAW with Jonesy.

Drink of day: Cowboy Dessert 1 oz bourbon, 1 oz Carmel vodka, top with root beer.  Jones and Blanco went live for the first 13 picks of the 2024 NFL Draft. We gave some predictions on the first 5 picks and commentary on all as they were announced. We are both thankful that our division rivals are terrible at drafting.

Drink of the Day: Southern Delight 1.5 oz Jack Daniels, .5 oz Jack Honey, .5 oz Southern Comfort, 1 oz lime juice. The Fatties are back in the bar with another Sunday edition of the podcast. We recap our weekends and talk about current events. We give the full breakdown of why McDonald’s has the best coke. It’s more complex than a secret ingredient. Red Lobster is broke and considering filing for bankruptcy. It breaks our hearts but it happens. We share a story of what can happen when you consume food from a dirty restaurant. Hint, it’s really bad. We discuss what is possibly the worst wedding gift ever. People are nasty. Some light sports talk including the new Kelce game show and the Lions alternate uniforms. We give some love to the Royals because they are playing really well.

Drink of the day: Lake Erie Monster is equal parts blue caraco, Malibu rum, Disarano, Red Bull. Jonesy and Blanco are back at the bar watching The Master’s and talking about the topics de jour. Shocker, we love bubble gum flavored medicine and need more of that in our lives. We hate dynamic pricing and need less of it. Fast food is trying to join the dynamic game and it will lose them customers not boost profits. For the love of God, stop hating at breakfast. We go off on a tangent about our top 5 favorite cookies. As always we don’t steer clear of of tough topics. We will tell you if you’re wiping too much. We can save you from unnecessary butt hurt. Sports talk is all about the Master’s and the red hot Royals.

Drink of the day: Mexican 75  2 oz tequila, 4 oz champagne, 1 oz lime juice, 1/2 oz simple syrup. Blanco and Jonesy are back from a 2 week hiatus. We recap our Easter holiday experiences. Jonesy tells the tale of how the Easter episode almost killed him. We fight back against the malicious attack on Red Lobster. The Fatties pull no punches on the scandalous article. We help settle an AITAH debate. We open sports with the bracket challenge standings. Spoiler, we suck. We give our takes on the failed sales tax vote. We were not surprised by the outcome. The Fatties are in agreement, the window is closed for the Buffalo Bills.

Drink of the day: Holy Water 1 oz vodka, 1 oz light rum, .5 oz blue curaçao, .5 oz peach schnapps, 4 oz lemonade, splash of pineapple juice.  This episode is an Easter special with special guest Sierra Franks. She is a photographer from the Topeka area that did a photo shoot for the Fatties. We talk to Sierra about her love for photography. We do a review on “Fresh Donuts” in KCK. We also try A LOT of Easter candy. Some of it was great. Some were awful. We tried them so you don’t have to. Enjoy!

Drink of the day: Apple Jack 2 oz Jack Daniels, top with apple juice or sparkling apple cider. It’s another day at the bar. Jonesy and Blanco catch up after being off for a couple weeks. We discuss if we want to be a fat guy in a little house. Blanco found out that Peppa Pig is rude. Which led to a discussion on things you should not do or say to others. As always we talk a little sports. NFL free agency is in full swing and it’s going well for the Chiefs.

Drink of the day: Monster Beast Iced teas. Jonesy and Blanco are BS-ing at the bar. We talk about our recent local dining experiences. The BBQ tour continues. We discuss our favorite style of candy, Easter Candy. Give out thoughts on a lottery mix up. We may have found our new favorite sports competition and it comes from FL. We briefly discuss a terrible judge and as usual a little sports.

Drink of the day: DT 1 oz Jack Daniels, .5 oz Southern Comfort, .5 oz Creme De cacao, top with coke. Tragedy and Triumph with special guest Eliot Holmes. We start the episode sharing our experience and thoughts on the parade shooting. It was a bit emotional so there is a short break before resuming the episode. We get to live vicariously through Eliot as he attended Super Bowl 58 and got to watch the Chiefs win their second straight championship. It’s been a rough week but we spend plenty of time focusing on the positive.

Drink of the day: Smoked cherry Manhattan 2 oz bourbon,  1 oz sweet vermouth, .5oz cherry liqueur. This is our fortieth episode! Recorded in front of a live audience. We are joined by the owner of The Shop Cigar Lounge, Mike Simmons.  We talk cigars, bourbon, and the SuperBowl.

No drink of the day.  Jonesy and Blanco tackle a restaurant dilemma and let you know when it’s okay to complain about bad food or service. We share which NFL stadium beer prices. Where does your team stand? The playoffs are here. We preview all the Wildcard games. Blanco picks each game.

Drink of the day: Tootsie Roll shot 2 oz Kahlua and splash with orange juice. The Fatties are back with another informal survey. We settle the debate on wearing socks to bed. We discuss the common courtesy rules of air travel. We review a wild story of a Pastor in NC keeping it real. We geek out about the kid that beat Tetris. We wrap up talking about the final week of the NFL regular season. Blanco gives his Fat Four of the week.

Drink of the day: French 75- 1 oz gin, .75 oz lemon juice, 1 oz simple syrup, 3 oz champagne. Happy New Year! Blanco and Jonesy talk about their recent guest appearance on “Welcome to Strawberry Hill”. We talk about NYE and our plans. Chapels in Vegas are full of people wanting to get hitched on 12/31/23. We discuss a woman who recently had two babies from her two uteruses. One lucky Virginia woman had a big find while thrifting. Sports discussion revolved around the turmoil in Denver. We also previewed Week 17. Blanco is looking to turn it around this week with his Fat Four.

Drink of the day: Cinnamon Maple Whiskey sour 1.5 oz bourbon, 1 oz lemon juice, .5 oz maple syrup, pinch of ground cinnamon. Can garnish with a cinnamon stick. It’s our Holiday special. We have a holiday cocktail and review the topics of the day. Do you shower correctly? We talk about some strange southern food, pineapple sandwiches. What do you do when your in-laws purchase $10,000 in Disney Plus gift cards? Sports discussion includes J. Poyer, the NFL playoff picture, and the jerk that is Aaron Rodgers. Blanco’s fat four should bring you some holiday cheer. Happy Holidays everyone!

Drink of the day: Poinsettia cocktail 1/2 oz triple sec, 3 oz cranberry juice, 3 oz champagne.  Blanco and Jonesy are in the holiday spirit. We have a festive drink and have our shopping nearly complete. We talk a lot about driving and traffic. We discuss if DUI sensors should be mandatory on vehicles. Should you be able to run a red light that won’t change? The Chiefs are struggling and we aren’t making excuses for them. We preview the Chiefs and Patriots game. Blanco gives you his fat four.

Drink of the day: Tidal wave 1.5 oz Titos, .5 oz blue curacao, lemon juice, lime juice, top with Pellegrino Limonita. Twitch streamer Dekition joins the show today. This is a bonus episode. This is a rap session. The conversation jumped all over the place from Pokemon to hemorrhoids. We also discuss a Buzzfeed article about weird house rules people have encountered at a friends house. We also talk about out dated medical practices.  Enjoy the rambling, cheers!

Drink of the day: Peanut butter cup. 1 oz Skrewball, 1 oz 8 ball chocolate whiskey, 2 oz buzzball Choc tease, 4 oz cold brew coffee. We have a very special guest this week. Twitch streamer, Dekition, joins the show. We talk about his channel a bit and jump into out topics of the day. The double decker taco is back for a limited time. That leads to a Taco Bell tangent. That leads to an assault at Chipotle. Dekition talks about games he has been playing as of late. There is a brief Chiefs conversation. No Fat four picks as we recorded on a Sunday.

Drink of the day: Thanksgiving margarita: 2 oz tequila, 1 oz lime juice. 1 oz can-apple juice, top with sparkling apple cider. Blanco and Jones are back from Thanksgiving break and fatter than ever. The fat army caused RL a loss due to all you can eat shrimp. We discuss bad advice given to Millennials from their parents.  Tyreek should stop doing interviews. NFL week 13 preview.

Drink of the day: Jager-rita 2 oz oz Jager, 1 oz triple sec, 1 oz lime juice, 1 oz simple syrup. The Fatties had a special guest. Italian Delight owner Rene Brunetti joins the show. We reminisced on the good ole days at Indian Springs mall, the first location of Italian Delight. Rene shares the story of the restaurant.  Don’t worry, we talk about food and football as usual.