The Punctually Late Show

Jimmy and Aaron

We are Jimmy Hazlett and Aaron Warner. We are Husbands. We are dads. We are full time workers. We are from Kentucky and this is a show about nothing. Nostalgia. Marriage. Parenting. Food. Music. Whatever comes up! No topic is really off the table and we are here to offer a mental break. We do our best to provide family friendly content that you can listen to guilt free no matter the audience. Join the conversation and connect with us on socials @thepunctuallylateshow read less
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Episodes

Episode 95: ‘Merica: Politics, Diabetes and Drafts (Feat. Deuce Jones of Enlightened Ones Podcast)
Jul 7 2023
Episode 95: ‘Merica: Politics, Diabetes and Drafts (Feat. Deuce Jones of Enlightened Ones Podcast)
Just got done celebrating Independence Day here in the states and figured it was time to release another random episode of The Punctually Late Show for your listening pleasure. Jimmy is still away from the mic, but Aaron was joined by another fellow podcaster all the way from VA via zoom - from the Enlightened Ones Podcast, Deuce Jones.This episode we discuss the insufferable Limewire DJ tags that were on every one of our burnt rap CDs in the 2000s. Sports drafts are the Met Gala for men who secretly fan boy over athletes (and apparently do not fan boy in front of some of the greatest athletes of all time).July 4th is a special holiday, but let’s get back to celebrating our freedom and working towards being a country of self-governing individuals and not a country to loved to celebrate politicians. Ghost peppers and Carolina Reapers are the biggest flexes to guys in cargo shorts and V necks. Not being the person that brings buns is also a flex apparently. Wilford Brimley is looking down from the heavens and judging you for not intermittently fasting through breakfast. True Classic Tees, hear me out: Stop trying to give guys their version of fake eyelashes. We know we aren't fit, get off it already. Plenty more rambling, serious and fun, throughout this conversation. Let us know if you enjoy it!Support the showSubscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts. Leave a 5 Star review to help us get more visibility! Be sure to follow us on Instagram and feel free to interact with us!
Episode 91: Grocery Nostalgia - No Rabbits Were Spared (Part One)
Jan 18 2023
Episode 91: Grocery Nostalgia - No Rabbits Were Spared (Part One)
This episode of The Punctually Late Show was not focused whatsoever. We wanted to stay focused on one thing and EVERY SINGLE RABBIT was fully trailed by us because, well, why not?!Of course - before the show begins we have another Bootleg Meteorologist update by the one and only Chrys Jones. What would you call the "white dude nod" if you had the authority to make that decision? We'll leave that for the people from the 50s to decide. Fact check confirmed: "Time period" is specific for centuries way before ours.Today we begin a two parter on grocery stores of the past and all of the things we remember about our store experience."click" - Cam Jansen reference for those aspiring librarians.Elon Musk is trying to control your tweets. You heard it here - maybe from Donald Trump.Speaking of neurolink - Spiteful Carrie Underwood is the "Siri" in Aaron's head.The public school system is trying to buy your kids attendance with free groceries. So... you're telling me the government could pay teachers more but they choose to buy families groceries instead? Just sayin...Marketing looks harmless from a parents perspective - but from a kid's perspective, it feels like Tony the Tiger is trying to convince them to go to Candy Mountain.Using the word "Adult" as an adjective for anything is probably not the best idea. Insane episode of just ridiculousness as expected. We hope you enjoy the first part as much as we did!We are looking for interns to run our social media account. Will pay in merch and maybe one cup of coffee per recording. if you are interested, let us know on instagram @thepunctuallylateshowSupport the showSubscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts. Leave a 5 Star review to help us get more visibility! Be sure to follow us on Instagram and feel free to interact with us!
Episode 90: The Reality of Life, Subway, and Alien Supremacists
Jan 6 2023
Episode 90: The Reality of Life, Subway, and Alien Supremacists
Another gauntlet of topics again today.Aaron is a die hard Buffalo Bills fan, so we discussed Damar Hamlin and what it meant to us before we get started.Jimmy went to a Subway cosplaying as Jimmy John's.Jimmy acts like Aaron says the N-Word when he says "white supremacist."We REALLY wanted to talk about Jenni Chesney but didn't.Insane episode if you just need noise in the background. We had fun. We had coffee. We Hope you enjoy it all!We are looking for interns to run our social media account. Will pay in merch and maybe one cup of coffee per recording. if you are interested, let us know on instagram @thepunctuallylateshowSubscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts. Leave a 5 Star review to help us get more visibility! Be sure to follow us on Instagram and Facebook and feel free to interact with us!***Go Follow Dry Stack Roastery and Coffee Bar on Instagram and Facebook***Dry Stack is a Coffee shop on Main Street in Danville, Ky that locally roasts their own coffee and serves some of the most outstanding coffee shop eats we've ever had! They are our home base and their staff and owners are always welcoming and treat us like family. Go check them out and enjoy some of the best coffee in the Central Kentucky area. Support the showSupport the showSubscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts. Leave a 5 Star review to help us get more visibility! Be sure to follow us on Instagram and feel free to interact with us!
Episode 88: Dry Stack Coffee Birthday Celebration, Birthday Parties, and Fossil Watches
Sep 1 2022
Episode 88: Dry Stack Coffee Birthday Celebration, Birthday Parties, and Fossil Watches
Today on the show we are at Dry Stack and are helping them celebrate their 1 year anniversary of serving Danville. They call it a birthday, but we don't know how to determine if it is a BIRTHday or anniversary. Either way, we are celebrating!We discuss having birthday parties and who should actually be celebrated. The question we have is - if the mother did all the work of giving you a birthday, how is it a celebration if she has to be responsible in part for the clean up?We discuss some of the gifts we would have died to have and whether or not it is practical to use our adult money to get them.Fossil watches are a thing of the past, but are they still relevant or have we moved on to bigger and slightly less impressive things?We get a weather update from THE Bootleg Meteorologist that is crucial for the Labor Day weekend ahead. Are friendships worth ruining over a Rainbow vacuum? Should we bring back potpourri? All of these things are discussed on today's episode. We hope you enjoy it!Subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts. Leave a 5 Star review to help us get more visibility! Be sure to follow us on Instagram and Facebook and feel free to interact with us!***Go Follow Dry Stack Roastery and Coffee Bar on Instagram and Facebook***Dry Stack is a Coffee shop on Main Street in Danville, Ky that locally roasts their own coffee and serves some of the most outstanding coffee shop eats we've ever had! They are our home base and their staff and owners are always welcoming and treat us like family. Go check them out and enjoy some of the best coffee in the Central Kentucky area. Support the showSubscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts. Leave a 5 Star review to help us get more visibility! Be sure to follow us on Instagram and feel free to interact with us!
Episode 84: O.P.P.'s with Sound , Things People Say That Make No Sense, and Chili
Apr 15 2022
Episode 84: O.P.P.'s with Sound , Things People Say That Make No Sense, and Chili
Happy Good Friday, y'all!Today we discuss the guy who worked the sound booth at Go Tell America crusade in Harrodsburg. We are 100% on board with the work Go Tell did, all we're saying is the sound guy should have been listening to our show to realize sound issues happen and need to be overly aware of what COULD go wrong. Other People's Problems with sound > The Punctually Late Show sound problems.You've all heard it: "Lord How Mercy" and "I could care less." But does that actually make sense? We riff and rant on the things people say and also own our own faults with saying "like" and "you know what I mean?" We're so basic. Jimmy breaks down chili, specifically the SkyLine kind, and we discuss overall fast food disappointments (as always).Wesley "The Vegan" Russell gets the first edition of Last Word, a new segment we are introducing to the show. Hope you all enjoy this weeks riffs and rants on The Punctually Late Show brought to you from DryStack Roastery and Coffee Bar!Subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts. Leave a 5 Star review to help us get more visibility! Be sure to follow us on Instagram and Facebook and feel free to interact with us!Support the showSubscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts. Leave a 5 Star review to help us get more visibility! Be sure to follow us on Instagram and feel free to interact with us!
Episode 83: The Nostalgia Turned DryStack Mukbang Episode
Apr 6 2022
Episode 83: The Nostalgia Turned DryStack Mukbang Episode
We had every intention on fully discussing things we are nostalgic for that we would have never imagined we would be nostalgic for, and we did about half an episode on that. Instead you got half nostalgia... half mukbang. What is a mukbang? "Mukbang, in simple terms, is a live-streamed video where viewers watch the host eat. Mukbang is characterized by the copious amount of food consumed during the streaming – think banquet-size portions, where viewers sit and watch the one-person eating contest unfold" according to a random googled definition. We stuff our faces and drool over Dry Stack eats and treats and are pleasantly mesmerized by all the wonderful flavors you can experience at our new recording location. We decided a spring menu item HAS to be an all year item and put on the menu as "The Stachewicz" named after Dry Stack's "Norm" and concierge - Kyle Stachewicz.We revisit our campaign to get on local radio and discuss reasons why WPBK should be weary in leaving us on "read" after inviting us to have a conversation about local radio. Shout out to our campaign managers - Evan Hastie and Zach Middleton. WHBN - we're lookin' at you for a spot!What sounds more appetizing - Congealed or Coagulated?Mantle murals done every 5 years (complete with wrinkles) are the only way to do family pictures unless it’s a candid photo at an auction. Content gets deep as we also discuss being constantly connected but not neighborly and the pitfalls of everyone “on demand.”Join us for the conversation and Let us convince you to try Dry Stack in Danville for biscuits and a good time!Subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts. Leave a 5 Star review to help us get more visibility! Be sure to follow us on Instagram and Facebook and feel free to interact with us!Support the showSubscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts. Leave a 5 Star review to help us get more visibility! Be sure to follow us on Instagram and feel free to interact with us!
Episode 82: Female Co-Host Potential, Walmart Revamp, Discussion on The Fresh Prince
Apr 1 2022
Episode 82: Female Co-Host Potential, Walmart Revamp, Discussion on The Fresh Prince
We got another random episode for you today!We've come to realize that recording at a coffee shop allows us to take bathroom breaks because we are able to pull in familiar faces to fill in while we record. Today for a brief moment, Kyle Stachewicz steps in for Jimmy as Jimmy has the bladder of a 3 year old. Walmart shopping carts and smiley face stickers need to be revamped.Aaron makes fun of two people for not knowing how many presidents are on Mount Rushmore, and then completely makes fun of Jimmy for saying Thomas Jefferson and corrects him by saying Andrew Jackson when it is indeed Thomas Jefferson. Jimmy poses the question "Should we bring in a female co-host every now and then?" and justifies that we aren't "bros" that are gonna discuss "the different kinds of diesels and which one is better." Whatever that means...We want to extend a much needed encouragement to Will Smith and help people remember who he is and what he has accomplished to try and keep everyone's view of him in perspective. Plenty more is discussed, but it is a great episode in a very busy coffee shop today!Subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts. Leave a 5 Star review to help us get more visibility! Be sure to follow us on Instagram and Facebook and feel free to interact with us!Support the showSubscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts. Leave a 5 Star review to help us get more visibility! Be sure to follow us on Instagram and feel free to interact with us!
Episode 81: The Country Music Mount Rushmore Wax Museum
Mar 28 2022
Episode 81: The Country Music Mount Rushmore Wax Museum
“Dolly Parton, Garth Brooks, Shania Twain, and probably The Chicks”That quote is the whole inspiration of this episode.Today we discuss our Mount Rushmore of 90’s Country Music. Jimmy takes the more objective approach with the personal touch of subjectivity and Aaron takes the approach of underrated or under discussed artists that may not get the credit owed to them. We discuss single artists and breeze through 90s groups that are synonymous with 90’s Country Music. We’re gonna get slammed for the bias toward the male artists, but this is not a new criticism towards us. We also review the new Nitro Pepsi and give our takeaways on why it is an interesting product.We're also rollin' out and touching on the subject of one of the greatest cultural phenoms of our time: Guy FieriSpecial Shout Out to J-IV Contracting for including us in his March Madness Harrodsburg Small Business Giveaway on Facebook and to the winner of our prizes - Hope Ransdell. You can find J4 Contracting on Facebook and Instagram. J-IV Contracting - Your Design. On Time. On Budget.Subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts. Leave a 5 Star review to help us get more visibility! Be sure to follow us on Instagram and Facebook and feel free to interact with us!Support the showSubscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts. Leave a 5 Star review to help us get more visibility! Be sure to follow us on Instagram and feel free to interact with us!