Send us a Text Message.They are back!  Join John and the lady who thought blue balls was Papa Smurf’s profile name on Tinder, Latina Turner, as they leap into the leap year munching on stale Girl Scout Cookies while gagging down a bottle of the new Coka-a-Cola Spiced soda. Join them as they celebrate that they placed 13th  in the Best Gay Comedy Podcast competition!  No really!  They did!  Hear how they try to hold it together as they are once again all-over-the-place in this mixed audio bag of banter!   Gwen Verdonhttps://www.google.com/search?gs_ssp=eJzj4tLP1TcwzjIwTC82YPTiTi9PzVMoSy1Kyc8DAFvmB80&q=gwen+verdon&rlz=1C5CHFA_enUS958US958&oq=gwen+verdon&aqs=chrome.1.0i271j46i67i433i512i650j0i512j46i512j46i340i512l2j46i512j0i512j46i512j0i512.5666j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8Coke Spicedhttps://www.cnn.com/2024/02/07/food/coca-cola-spiced-launch/index.html Girl Scout Cookieshttps://www.girlscouts.org/en/cookies/cookie-history.html#gaycomedy#queercomedy#comedypodcast#CokeSpiced#girlscoutcookies

Send us a Text Message.Join John and the lady who thought “Dry January” meant sex without lube, Latina Turner as they greet the new year and say farewell to the old year.  Liza Day-Ohhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt_-yHkkhxM#gaycomedy#homolicious#liza#queercomedy#happynewyear

Send us a Text Message.Join John and his unhinged co-host, that lady who likes to throw a surprise party now and then for her liver with a drink of water, Latina Turner, as together they discover that the true Spirit of Christmas is available in a bottle.  In spite of the terrible state of the world, they once again cheerfully stumble through yet another Xmas episode.    Fruitcake bashing resumes, holiday lying begins, and every Winter Solstice perennial tradition recommences!  Merry Christmas dear listeners!  May you let out a loud Lauren Bacall gut moan when you find dinner rolls and peppermint bark under your Xmas tree.  Lauren Bacall's Love for High Point Coffeehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9wuT7ebJsshttps://www.indiewire.com/features/general/lauren-bacall-birthday-coffee-commercials-1234763549/https://decider.com/2014/08/13/lauren-bacall-high-point-coffee/ Smashing the Peppermint Pighttps://www.saratoga.com/holiday/gift-ideas/peppermint-pig/ #laurenbacall#laurenbacallcoffee#laurenbacallhighpoint#queercomedy#christmasqueer#latinaturner#gaycomedy#fruitcakebashing#peppermintpig

Send us a Text Message.Join John Rust and the lady who lives in a poly relationship with Vodka and Gin, Latina Turner.  Together they offer you this episode as an hors d'oeuvre prior to  the national day of over-eating, Thanksgiving.  As Christmas is just around the corner, they throw away Oprah’s annual Christmas Favorite Things, and debut Latina Turner’s Favorite Things, a podcast exclusive for HomoLicous listeners only!  Your welcome.  Cher Christmas Album https://www.amazon.com/s?k=cher+christmas+album+2023&hvadid=675777551956&hvdev=c&hvlocphy=9031195&hvnetw=g&hvqmt=e&hvrand=16636914659640868756&hvtargid=kwd-2208340689021&hydadcr=7663_13589716&tag=googhydr-20&ref=pd_sl_7dpmlctncw_e #queerthanksgiving#homolicous#queercomedy#BarbraStreisand#OprahsFavoriteThings#Wishbonewishescometrue#cherchristmas#cher

Send us a Text Message.Join your host John Rust and the lady who thought a Gender Reveal Party was the name of a nude beach, Latina Turner, as they celebrate their 50th episode AND another All Hallows Eve together.   Their Halloween deliberations include Dorothy's Ruby Slippers, pop culture costumes, and nude dining.   Confused? So are they. Nude Dininghttps://thefudeexperience.com/ABOUT All About the Ruby Slippershttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruby_slippers.  #rubyslippers#gaycomeday#Halloweenpodcast#Queercomedy

Send us a Text Message.Join your host John Rust and the lady who thought Cocaine Bear was a movie about her hairy drug dealer, Latina Turner, as they stumble their way into Fall.  This grab-bag episode has a variety of non-sequitur incongruous topics that is sure to entertain and confuse even the most devoted listener!  So enjoy, and in the words of Pastor Christ Penelope, “Let ‘er rip!”Jo Anne Worleyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jo_Anne_Worley  Toe Sucking     https://www.wfla.com/news/national/hotel-manager-caught-sucking-on-sleeping-guests-toes-police-say/      https://www.news10.com/news/sleeping-florida-man-wakes-up-to-find-burglar-sucking-his-toes-deputies-say/ https://www.reuters.com/article/us-crime-toesucker/toe-suck-fairy-arrested-on-new-charges-idUSTRE78Q38420110927 Pastor Christ Penelope https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/pastor-says-farts-heads-worshippers-23829916 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M1RyD8tdkI Over Here! (Not Look at Me!) Broadway Musical on CD!https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Over_Here!https://www.amazon.com/Over-Here-Original-Broadway-Recording/dp/B00000252U  The Andrews Brothers Musical… Santa Clarita Theater (not Orange County) for Performing Artshttps://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/video/cast-members-share-highlights-of-the-andrews-brothers-musical/ The history of Disneyland’s PeopleMoverhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PeopleMover_ (Disneyland)#footfetish#Homolicous#gaycomedy#queer#funny#gaypodcast#PastorChristPenelope#noslutshame

Send us a Text Message.Your HomoLicious host John Rust and the lady who gets aroused each year when she hears the swallows are returning to Capistrano, Latina Turner, celebrate everyone’s favorite bimbo, the original Material Girl, BARBIE!!!  Imagine - celebrating a character that still claims to be 19 years old after being born in 1959, has only dated one younger boy for 62 years, and mostly only cares about her wardrobe, Malibu mansions, and driving dazzling convertibles.   Listen, as your hosts go all hot on pink, all bubble gum gaga over Barbie, and all goey on 12 inch Ken!  In addition, (can you take more?) they introduce the podcast debut of their new advice segment, Ask Daddy!  This leather Daddy has more opinions than manners and is more bitter than a Civil War Widow.  So, let your big pink flag fly and join them in some plastic fantastic Mattel Doll Mania! Paul Lyndehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_LyndeTed Cruz on the Barbie Moviehttps://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2023/07/ted-cruz-barbie-movie Pink Paint Shortagehttps://www.npr.org/2023/06/05/1180133265/barbie-movie-pink-paint-shortageHey Honey, I'm Homohttps://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/718953/hi-honey-im-homo-by-matt-baume/#hihoneyi'mhomo#tedcruz#Barbie#barbiemovie#queercomedy#Homolicious#Latinaturner

Send us a Text Message.Join your Podcast host, John Rust and the lady who has honey in her mouth and sting in her tail, Latina Turner as they celebrate Pride by showcasing a large segment of our gay community, The Bears.  They have found an expert in the history of the Bear subculture who was THERE and saw it first hand, AND they have a visit from Sexy Bartender Kirk with another of his suggestive Bear Pride Cocktails!  AND (there’s more!) John interviews the editor in chief of Bear World Magazine!  Grab a Stella, cuddle up, and enjoy this special PRIDE Perennial. Les K. WrightWebsite:https://www.amazon.com/stores/author/B004AFA4MA/abouthttps://leskwright.com/bear-history-project/ Resilience: A Polemical Memoir of AIDS, Bears, and F**kinghttps://www.amazon.com/Resilience-Polemical-Memoir-Bears-cking/dp/B0BRVSM3ZN  The Bear Book: Readings in the History and Evolution of a gay Male Subculturehttps://www.amazon.com/Bear-Book-Readings-Evolution-Subculture-ebook/dp/B00H1S1OOA?ref_=ast_author_dp  The Bear Book IIhttps://www.amazon.com/Bear-Book-II-Evolution-Subculture-ebook/dp/B0BCHQ3G9Y/ref=sr_1_3?qid=1688131745&refinements=p_27%3ALes+K+Wright&s=books&sr=1-3&text=Les+K+Wright  #Leskwright#AIDSmemoir#gaybears  Bear World Magazinehttps://bearworldmag.com/ https://bearworldmag.com/author/johnh/ Provincetown Bear Weekhttps://ptowntourism.com/events/bear-week/  #JohnhernandezSexy Bartender Kirk:  IG:  bythewaykirby. FB: Kirby Clever Pig #squadcast#Pride#GayBear#podcastscelebratingpride#gaycomedy#lesWright#pride2023#bearcommunity

Send us a Text Message.Join John and the lady who thought a marine layer was a hooker at a Navy Base, Latina Turner, as they ponder the puns of the Sunday Funnies and the power of Gay Brunch, and a visit with special guest Christian Hanson: The Naked Life Coach. So, sit down, strip down, and settle in for another totally incoherent episode.  Mitzi GaynorIn the Kitchenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g648t3v4sKo#mitzigaynor#tonycharmoli Waffle Frollics.  Join the fun now!  #waffles#wafflefrolic#gaybrunch Christian Hanson, The Naked Life CoachNudeCoach@gmail.com#nudelifecoach#nudelife#gonakedmagazineNaked Writers GroupNudeCoach@gmail.com  #nakedwritersgroup#nakedwriters#nudewriters#johnrust#latinaturner#homolicious#queercomedy#homolicouspodcast

Send us a Text Message.Join John and the lady who refers to her weekly hair removal screaming as her “wax poetic,” Latina Turner, as they apparently have a case of severe Spring Fever!  Do you love purple? www.purple.com Ever dream of a Buffalo Lawn Ornament? https://gopinkbuffalo.com/products/the-original-purple-buffalo-lawn-ornamentFeeling lusty?  Maybe you have Spring Fever!Spring Fever.  Its for real bitches, it’s sciencehttps://www.self.com/story/spring-fever-is-here-how-to-bo All this and less on this exciting new episode!

Send us a Text Message.Join John and the lady who wants her tombstone to read, I wish YOU were here, Latina Turner, as they snicker and gossip for a few uncensored minutes about Easter, economics, and butt plugs in a wild stream-of-unconsciousness conversation. Stay in touch!  HomoLiciousPod@gmail.com Thelma Ritterhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thelma_Ritter  Easter Egg Thief. https://www.npr.org/2023/02/16/1157400258/cadbury-creme-eggs-stolen  Coke makes your balls biggerhttps://nypost.com/2023/02/22/drinking-coke-and-pepsi-leads-to-larger-testicles-more-testosterone-study/ Shrinkflationhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ShrinkflationPeeps Flavored Breakfast cerealhttps://www.amazon.com/Kelloggs-Marshmallow-Flavored-Cereal-Limited/dp/B088FZDVHS/ref=rvi_sccl_2/142-7519663-5845964?pd_rd_w=P0AIe&content-id=amzn1.sym.f5690a4d-f2bb-45d9-9d1b-736fee412437&pf_rd_p=f5690a4d-f2bb-45d9-9d1b-736fee412437&pf_rd_r=FB0JZZ9XCGKWD4BJVB1W&pd_rd_wg=fmTLj&pd_rd_r=54d6bd3d-b83f-488f-9c23-ba333bb252c1&pd_rd_i=B088FZDVHS&psc=1  On Sale now!  70% off… now $4.00!  Here’s a Review!!!!https://cerealaisle.home.blog/2019/04/03/peep-this-cereal-review/ Man Stole Cadbury Easter Eggshttps://www.npr.org/2023/02/16/1157400258/cadbury-creme-eggs-stolen  Robert Easton dialect coach to the starshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Easton_(actor)  Coke drinkers have bigger balls?https://www.msn.com/en-gb/health/familyhealth/drinking-coca-cola-gives-men-bigger-balls/ar-AA17SXYI Little Debbie Website!https://www.littledebbie.com  Frito Lay Website!https://www.fritolay.com/ #queercomedy#podcastqueer#HomoLicious#Bestqueercomedy#Peeps#Johnrust#Latinaturner

Send us a Text Message.Join John, DanO, and the lady who thought Twelfth Night was an advertisement for Viagra, Latina Turner, and they barge into 2023!  After a not well deserved extended vacation, the trio laughs their way into a lengthy unorganized, typically unrehearsed show, with a surprise announcement from that 30 something geeky gay, DanO.   Did you know you can get paid to drive a phallic shaped automobile, or that there is an official Color of the Year, or that there is an old brand new soup to warm the cockles of your winter hearts?   Find out now...The color of the year!  https://www.cnn.com/style/article/pantone-color-of-the-year-2023-viva-magenta/index.htmlSing the Wiener!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNddW2xmZp8Drive a Wiener!https://www.tasteofhome.com/article/oscar-mayer-wienermobile-driver/#Pantone#OscarMayer#Homolicious#queercomedy#wellyessoup#queerpodcast

Send us a Text Message.Join John, DanO and the lady who is a lot like Santa, as she only wants to visit people once a year, Latina Turner, as they sleigh the Ho Ho Holiday this year with their annual Christmas Show.  Sexy bartender Kirk stops by with another shocking and delicious Holiday Cocktail, while the Judy Garland Christmas Special from 1963 still delights and entertains the gays today!  What do YOU give the Virgin Mary for Christmas?  And my sincere apologies to Mary Wicks for calling her Nancy Walker.  Thank you whiskey.  Happy New Year. Judy Garland Christmas Special with commercialshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOmjvgaT9-A&t=195sTwas The Night Before Christmas Beaton Marionetteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzNJxLvbRrM White Christmashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QW65Amj0vM Highlights From "A Christmas Story, The Musical!" Now On Tourhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S03YbjWzosPatti LaBelle- Where My Background Singers?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z84QdJlPpHE        Send us greeting, or notHomoliciousPod@gmail.com Sexy Bartender Kirk:  IG:  bythewaykirby. FB: Kirby Clever Pig

Send us a Text Message.Join John, Dan O, and the lady who hates company Christmas parties because she always has to look for a new job the next day, Latina Turner, as they band together in Merry Measure, blundering through the impending climax of the Holiday Season.  Send us a Holiday Greeting!  HomoLiciousPod@gmail.com Galliano Liqueurhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galliano_(liqueur)Wrapping Paper Waste!https://www.allthingssupplychain.com/the-wrapping-paper-waste-problem-and-what-can-be-done-about-it/

Send us a Text Message.Join John, DanO, and the lady who thought The Nutcracker was a marital aid, Latina Turner, as they warn of the dangers of Black Friday, fall in love again with Gypsy, and begin the slow slide into December.  Drop us a Holiday GreetingHomoLiciousPod@gmail.comView us on InstaGram!  See the Bimbo Graphic. @HomoliciouspodAmahl and the Night Visitors 1951https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlg81twKXbY Little Drummer Boy (The Ox and Lamb DID KEEP TIME!)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Little_Drummer_BoyGypsyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u9P0OM_ZcYGypsy Rose Leehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gypsy_Rose_LeeBlack Friday Disastershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZOTo1K_Kp0Judy Garland Christmas Specialhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZOTo1K_Kp0y

Send us a Text Message.Join John, DanO, and the lady who went to an orgy in hopes of getting a backdoor compliment, Latina Turner, as they give thanks for the craziness of this wacky American Food Gorging Holiday.  We're stuffed with undressing ideas for your holiday outfit so listen up and have a great holiday!  Please email us! HomoLiciousPod@gmail.com Need a Caftan for dinner?https://www.trinaturk.com/pages/mrturk?UTM_campaign=MTBrandSearch&UTM_medium=PPC&UTM_source=Google&gclid=CjwKCAiApvebBhAvEiwAe7mHSBVIa89XZ4YDRQNGZH89oLJVwGJBTe42zavVbNrB39-gtQvTvnhn6RoCdGUQAvD_BwE

Send us a Text Message.Join John, DanO, and the lady who ALWAYS prefers a Trick over a Treat, Latina Turner, as they happily take the Graveyard Shift on Halloween!    Living the motto "Till death do us party," the trio welcomes practicing witch, Christian Cintron in an extensive interview.  Sit back and enjoy some truly scary attempts at piecing together this year’s show!  Christian Cintron https://linktr.ee/standup4yourpowerhttps://standup4yourpower.carrd.co/https://christiancintron.contently.com/ Growing up Skipperhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv8ZGlTBazI  Barley Candy Toyshttps://www.candynation.com/barley-toys

Send us a Text Message.Join John, DanO, and the lady thought a Magic Carpet was a Brazilian Wax, Latina Turner as they begin a brand new season of HomoLicious!  Fresh start.  New beginnings.  Same Jokes.  It’s never too late to celebrate Octoberfest and it’s never to early to plan for Halloween.  You can almost hear the calendar pages flying past, as they ramble and fall into autumn.   The Ghoul:   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Sweed Elvira Mistress of the Dark:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZdrAqH78l8Write to us please! Homoliciouspod@gmail.com

Send us a Text Message.Join John, DanO, and the lady who got a negative result at the free clinic when they tested her patience, Latina Turner as they celebrate their very first year Anniversary!  A year of queer? Is that possible?  This episode is packed tighter than Tom Jones' briefs!  Thank you Hennies, for listening to us for a whole year!  More to come!Contact Astrologist Danny Santos!santosastrology@gmail.com The Plastic Screen to make a b/w TV look like color:https://www.pinterest.com/pin/358317714078297150/The double-space argumenthttps://www.instructionalsolutions.com/blog/one-space-vs-two-after-period Write to us!HomoLiciousPod@gmail.comRate us!https://podcasts.apple.com/az/podcast/homolicious-an-odd-pod/id1588813339

Send us a Text Message.Join John, DanO, and the lady who went shopping at Walmart because she heard Men’s Pants were half off on Saturdays, Latina Turner, as they stagger from topic to topic and end up wanting to wear red dresses with special guest Steven Shyne.  HomoLicous Hennies!  Here’s a link to your Special Discounted Red Dress Party Tickets!   https://www.universe.com/embed2/events/625ed3a577d90d0020455153?state=%7B%22currentDiscountCode%22%3A%7B%22code%22%3A%22HOMOLICIOUS_POD%22%7D%7DAnn Margaret Sex Kittenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiJ7uQfogKA