The Scamcast with Kitboga

Kitboga

I'm Kitboga, a voice actor who likes to keep scammers distracted for hours using hilarious improv comedy situations. The scammers have no idea it's fake, and that's 1/2 the fun!

Security Guard Stops INSANE $5,000 Scam - Ep 12
Jul 8 2022
Security Guard Stops INSANE $5,000 Scam - Ep 12
In this episode, I play Richard Johnson, an old grandpa on the phone with scammers who are pretending to be working as federal DEA agents investigating crimes connected to my SSN. What they’re really doing is phishing for my personal information and trying to get me to send them money to clear my name. Things start to get a little bit wild when this scammer demands I go to Target to buy gift cards…Video: Twitter: Instagram: Synopsis: SSA Scam - Officer Charles Williams explains that there are illegal actions filed under Richard Johnson’s (Edmund) name for fraudulent activities and there is an arrest warrant out for him. There was a Toyota Corolla found in southern Texas with drugs inside, 10 bank accounts, and 15 credit cards opened using his SSN to launder money.  They know Richard is innocent and his SSN has been compromised and are going to guide him through the steps to secure his assets without having to go through the process of freezing his bank accounts. The call is transferred to DEA Officer Ryan who proceeds to rush Richard to the bank to withdraw his money to purchase gift cards which they will exchange for a cashier's check he can deposit once he gets his new SSN tomorrow. Richard takes a while to get to the bank, exceeding speed limits and jamming out to some sick country bops. Once he gets to the bank, he goes through the drive thru to get his money and then proceeds directly into the neighboring McDonalds drive thru, all while Officer Ryan is urgently trying to get him to go to Target to buy gift cards with the withdrawn money. While at McDs, they forget the straw to his nacho smoothie.When Richard finally arrives at Target, he sits in the Target parking lot for a while and eats his food, getting a brain freeze and spilling the frozen nacho smoothie all over himself thanks to no straw. He battles a windstorm getting inside the store. He has trouble finding the gift card section so after taking a detour to get some straws, he asks a Target employee (Nevaeh voice) and lets it slip that he's buying cards for the government. She shows him where the cards are before walking away. Officer Ryan pleads with Richard to get Target gift cards, but he doesn’t understand because technically they’re all Target gift cards since they’re sold at Target. Once he figures out the right ones, Richard starts to be paged over the loudspeakers to come to the front desk since Nevaeh alerted someone to the situation. He asks what to do and is told by an increasingly frustrated Ryan to go through the self checkout and purchase the gift cards. Once he does, he sees the store security guard (Jebidiah) and assumes that he and the DEA are working together. The store security guard stops him, talks to Officer Ryan and offers to help with the investigation. Richard suddenly makes a break for it and Officer Ryan hangs up. Richard calls back from a store bathroom stall where he drops one card in the toilet. The Security officer busts in, detains Richard, and jumps on the call where Ryan tries to get him to read the gift card numbers. After getting frustrated, Ryan tells the security officer to take Richard to the station and hangs up. The security officer calls back and Ryan angrily cusses him out.
How I Tricked Scammers Into Working For My Fake Business Part 2 - Ep 11
Jun 21 2022
How I Tricked Scammers Into Working For My Fake Business Part 2 - Ep 11
This is Part 2 when a scammer tries to "save" my job while I go to get him Apple gift cards.  He tries to help Kelly (me) by calling her coworkers and doing everything her boss has asked so she doesn’t get fired.  Video: Twitter: Instagram: Synopsis: Nevaeh (Kelly Blubock) calls Geek Squad customer service for a Norton antivirus email. Kelly opts to cancel the $369 (nice) antivirus. Grace connects to her computer before transferring her to billing manager Jack. Kelly is working from home (HR) and must call employees and give them the quarterly TPS report. Jack shows her their official business bank (the Chase Business Bank Demo) and then has Kelly log into her bank so he can “merge the banks” and make the transfer. While this is going on, she works her way down the call list and eventually fires Randy. Jack asks her if she has any cryptocurrencies after seeing her bank account and Kelly informs him he gave her ex bf Gabe “like 100 bitcoin” for his birthday back when it was worth very little. Jack shows her the current price and tells her she made the biggest mistake of her life because she would have $4M now.Kelly’s bad day is about to get worse because she fired the wrong person – instead of Andy, she fired Randy. On top of that, when Jack initiates the transfer of her refund to her bank using cmd prompt (aka “the banking server page of Microsoft”), Kelly mistakenly types $5,000 instead of $500 which is reflected in her bank account, and he tells her she might go to prison. To fix her mistake, she needs to go get Apple gift cards but since she’s working, she convinces Jack (and Mark who ended up helping with calls) to call employees and give them the survey. Jack also needs to fire Andy. Even after a near flawless execution of tasks, Kelly loses her job. Jack says he will call her boss Kevin and explain everything to him. He (and Mark?) calls him and full blown confesses that he’s a scammer and that he threatened Kelly to get her to go get gift cards and begs him to give her the job back.Jack calls Kelly back and tells her he told Kevin everything, breaking down dramatically and crying in an Oscar-worthy performance. For making such a noble sacrifice and lying for the first time in his life, Kelly needs to give him the cards. Kevin decides to suspend Kelly with no pay instead of firing her and Kelly thanks Jack for talking to him, telling him that she will give him the cards once the whole job thing is figured out. Jack threatens to call Kevin back and tell him that he lied and Kelly was doing this for money so she’ll lose her job again, but she promises to get him the cards, leaving things in limbo.
How I Tricked Scammers Into Working For My Fake Business Part 1 - Ep 10
Jun 9 2022
How I Tricked Scammers Into Working For My Fake Business Part 1 - Ep 10
Scammers often say they're going to lose their job unless you give them money. This time I'm the one losing my job... unless they can save it?Video: Twitter: Instagram: Synopsis: Nevaeh (Kelly Blubock) calls Geek Squad customer service for a Norton antivirus email. Kelly opts to cancel the $369 (nice) antivirus. Grace connects to her computer before transferring her to billing manager Jack. Kelly is working from home (HR) and must call employees and give them the quarterly TPS report. Jack shows her their official business bank (the Chase Business Bank Demo) and then has Kelly log into her bank so he can “merge the banks” and make the transfer. While this is going on, she works her way down the call list and eventually fires Randy. Jack asks her if she has any cryptocurrencies after seeing her bank account and Kelly informs him he gave her ex bf Gabe “like 100 bitcoin” for his birthday back when it was worth very little. Jack shows her the current price and tells her she made the biggest mistake of her life because she would have $4M now.Kelly’s bad day is about to get worse because she fired the wrong person – instead of Andy, she fired Randy. On top of that, when Jack initiates the transfer of her refund to her bank using cmd prompt (aka “the banking server page of Microsoft”), Kelly mistakenly types $5,000 instead of $500 which is reflected in her bank account, and he tells her she might go to prison. To fix her mistake, she needs to go get Apple gift cards but since she’s working, she convinces Jack (and Mark who ended up helping with calls) to call employees and give them the survey. Jack also needs to fire Andy. Even after a near flawless execution of tasks, Kelly loses her job. Jack says he will call her boss Kevin and explain everything to him. He (and Mark?) calls him and full blown confesses that he’s a scammer and that he threatened Kelly to get her to go get gift cards and begs him to give her the job back.Jack calls Kelly back and tells her he told Kevin everything, breaking down dramatically and crying in an Oscar-worthy performance. For making such a noble sacrifice and lying for the first time in his life, Kelly needs to give him the cards. Kevin decides to suspend Kelly with no pay instead of firing her and Kelly thanks Jack for talking to him, telling him that she will give him the cards once the whole job thing is figured out. Jack threatens to call Kevin back and tell him that he lied and Kelly was doing this for money so she’ll lose her job again, but she promises to get him the cards, leaving things in limbo.
Do Not Cut The Cards Part 2 - Ep 9
May 14 2022
Do Not Cut The Cards Part 2 - Ep 9
In the last episode, I was calling scammers with my guest Veritas  where they asked us to purchase gift cards in "4 pieces". We decided to take that literally.Video: Twitter: Instagram: Synopsis: Kit (Dawn) and Guest Veritas (Don) Don contact Windows Cancellation Department scammer Christine, classic refund scam. Don and Dawn mix up Christine’s name all through the call which frustrates her. Following a beautiful rendition of Silent night by Dawn and Don, Christine hears Veritas’ guitar and really gets into the singing mood. She sings “na na na na” [Give Me Some Sunshine] and then everyone sings Ocean Man. All while this is going on, Christine edits the HTML of the fake bank hiding the screen so it shows “Pc help” and fakes transferring $10,000 into the account. She uses cmd prompt to issue a refund, typing in an extra two 0’s when Dawn types in 100. Christine grows increasingly frustrated and tells them she will lose her job and be behind the bars. She begins typing instructions in the address bar of chrome, typing “$500 gift card 4 pieces” before correcting it. Don and Dawn think this is absolutely brilliant and promise to cut the cards and Christine screams that they do not have to cut the cards. Don and Dawn call their son who goes to Best Buy to buy Google Play gift cards. They dutifully cut the cards up into tiny shards while Christine has a meltdown. Then, after realizing they didn’t have to cut the cards, they piece them back together with tape and their son helps them redeem them in front of Christine.
Do Not Cut The Cards Part 1 - Ep 8
May 11 2022
Do Not Cut The Cards Part 1 - Ep 8
In this episode, special guest Veritas and I call tech support refund scammers as Don and Dawn. We laugh, we sing songs, and we make one scammer really, really mad by taking her directions of getting $500 gift cards in 4 pieces maybe little too literally. Video: Twitter: Instagram: (Dawn) and Guest Veritas (Don) Don contact Windows Cancellation Department scammer Christine, classic refund scam. Don and Dawn mix up Christine’s name all through the call which frustrates her. Following a beautiful rendition of Silent night by Dawn and Don, Christine hears Veritas’ guitar and really gets into the singing mood. She sings “na na na na” [Give Me Some Sunshine] and then everyone sings Ocean Man. All while this is going on, Christine edits the HTML of the fake bank hiding the screen so it shows “Pc help” and fakes transferring $10,000 into the account. She uses cmd prompt to issue a refund, typing in an extra two 0’s when Dawn types in 100. Christine grows increasingly frustrated and tells them she will lose her job and be behind the bars. She begins typing instructions in the address bar of chrome, typing “$500 gift card 4 pieces” before correcting it. Don and Dawn think this is absolutely brilliant and promise to cut the cards and Christine screams that they do not have to cut the cards. Don and Dawn call their son who goes to Best Buy to buy Google Play gift cards. They dutifully cut the cards up into tiny shards while Christine has a meltdown. Then, after realizing they didn’t have to cut the cards, they piece them back together with tape and their son helps them redeem them in front of Christine.
Scam Call Turns NUCLEAR Over Expected $1M Fortune Part 2 - Ep 7
Apr 23 2022
Scam Call Turns NUCLEAR Over Expected $1M Fortune Part 2 - Ep 7
In the last episode, I was talking to scammers claiming to be from Amazon who were helping me remove the supposed hackers from my computer. They noticed I had over a million dollars worth of bitcoin and are now focused on trying to steal it.Video: Twitter: Instagram: support scam – Edna (Francine Williams) received an email for an iPhone ordered on Amazon despite not having an Amazon account. Scammer (Brian Foster) tells her hackers stole email & set up the account and Amazon credit card. After cancelling, Brian insists that her computer needs upgraded securities that she can only get through him over the phone since her computer has been compromised. Throughout the call, Francine and the scammer deal with horrible glitching, both on the computer and over the phone (remain calm avocado glitch) thanks to her husband daisy chaining microwaves together in an attempt to create the world’s first macrowave. To pay for this upgraded security, Francine attempts to use “bite coin” in her Kraken wallet, if only she could remember her pw. Once she successfully logs in, she discovers that the 32 bitcoin she bought 10 years ago have made her a millionaire. Of course, this money is in immediate danger because of the foreign addresses connected to her computer. Brian transfers the call to the less energetic Chris who clearly doesn’t know what he’s doing, so Francine calls fake bitcoin support. Thinking outside the box, another person from “Amazon Support” (Brian’s company) named Mark calls in pretending to be Bitcoin support eager to cash in on that cool million. When Francine insists on talking to the real Kraken support, Mark thinks outside the box and pretends to be the real Kraken support chat assistance. Francine leaves him hanging when Brian calls back, insisting that he get his payment for the hours of work he spent on her. After insisting she will pay and requesting he send her a bill, Brian gives up for the day and Francine thanks him for helping her become a millionaire.
Scam Call Turns NUCLEAR Over Expected $1M Fortune Part 1 - Ep 6
Apr 23 2022
Scam Call Turns NUCLEAR Over Expected $1M Fortune Part 1 - Ep 6
In this episode, I play Francine who got an email from scammers claiming to be from Amazon. They said I purchased a new iPhone  but when I told them I don’t have an Amazon account, they quickly changed gears trying to convince me there were hackers on my computer. Unfortunately for these scammers, things start to get pretty wild when my husband experiments with microwaves that cause my phone to glitch at the worst possible moments.Video: Twitter: Instagram: support scam – Edna (Francine Williams) received an email for an iPhone ordered on Amazon despite not having an Amazon account. Scammer (Brian Foster) tells her hackers stole email & set up the account and Amazon credit card. After cancelling, Brian insists that her computer needs upgraded securities that she can only get through him over the phone since her computer has been compromised. Throughout the call, Francine and the scammer deal with horrible glitching, both on the computer and over the phone thanks to her husband daisy chaining microwaves together in an attempt to create the world’s first macrowave. To pay for this upgraded security, Francine attempts to use “bite coin” in her Kraken wallet, if only she could remember her pw. Once she successfully logs in, she discovers that the 32 bitcoin she bought 10 years ago have made her a millionaire. Of course, this money is in immediate danger because of the foreign addresses connected to her computer. Brian transfers the call to the less energetic Chris who clearly doesn’t know what he’s doing, so Francine calls fake bitcoin support. Thinking outside the box, another person from “Amazon Support” (Brian’s company) named Mark calls in pretending to be Bitcoin support eager to cash in on that cool million. When Francine insists on talking to the real Kraken support, Mark thinks outside the box and pretends to be the real Kraken support chat assistance. Francine leaves him hanging when Brian calls back, insisting that he get his payment for the hours of work he spent on her. After insisting she will pay and requesting he send her a bill, Brian gives up for the day and Francine thanks him for helping her become a millionaire.
When FBI Agents Ask For Gift Cards - Ep 5
Apr 15 2022
When FBI Agents Ask For Gift Cards - Ep 5
In this episode I play Edna, a grandma on the phone with multiple scammers. At one point they decided to pose as a government agent BUT things take a turn for the worst when I join the call as a rival scammer named “Daniel”. Video: Twitter: Instagram: call kicks off with a scammer battle between Steven and Alex.  Alex was doing the classic refund scam and was about to get Target gift cards. Another new guy scammer is called and pretends to be Alex, telling Edna to shut off the computer to disconnect OG Alex. In a poor attempt to sound more legitimate than the OG Alex, he tells her he’s from the FTC and he’s trying to save her and get a hold of OG Alex who is on her computer. After a sudden career change, new guy Alex now works for the FBI and says he will give her a password (blood) so she knows who the true Alex is just in case OG Alex calls back. Daniel from the WWWWTSACTP calls in and says new guy Alex is lying and tries to guide Edna into giving him the Target gift cards instead. When Edna goes to the bathroom, Daniel admits he’s a refund scammer too and proposes he and new guy Alex split the gift cards. When that doesn’t work, Daniel cries and pretends to hang up, only to pop back on a couple minutes later after overhearing the secret password. Daniel then hangs up and spam texts Edna “I’m a vampire I need blood” and “I want to suck your blood”. Alex tries to convince her he needs the card numbers to track Daniel down and arrest him (scammer logic). Alex transfers the call to Officer Albert who threatens to throw Edna behind the bars for assisting in criminal activity by giving the gift cards to Daniel since she sent him two of four cards via text. He tries to convince her that he is investigating the scam and needs the remaining cards to track Daniel down and in turn he will get her all the money back. Edna comes up with a better idea – she spends the gift cards at target.com, ordering $2000 in board games and other toys for her grandchildren. Daniel, who has been listening to the call the entire time, chimes in at the end and calls out Albert saying he’s not from the FBI. Daniel ends by saying he’s the one that works for the FBI and questions Albert about whether his family knows where he works, but he hangs up.
Scammer Forgets To Mute - Embarrassing Scam Fail - Ep 4
Apr 11 2022
Scammer Forgets To Mute - Embarrassing Scam Fail - Ep 4
In this episode of the Scamcast, Nevaeh talks to a McAfee scammer to cancel her subscription from a renewal notice. While removing services this scammer finds In this episode I play “Kelly” who is talking to a scammer who claims to be removing the McAfee subscription from my computer. While he’s on my virtual computer he finds fake viruses and claims hackers are on the PC. In order to be safe, she needs to buy a new IP address and let’s just say he ends up giving a whole new meaning to IP. Video: Twitter: Instagram: (Nevaeh as Kelly) calls McAfee scammer David (later transferred to Terrance) about a subscription  renewal notice. She wants to cancel, but when the scammer connects to remove the services, he uses CMD prompt, the latest in antivirus and antihacking technology, and discovers she has hackers on her computer. He delivers the devastating news that her computer will no longer function after a week  because of viruses the hackers put on her computer causing stopped processes. He can’t help remove the hackers or the viruses so he gives her a totally legit number for Geek Squad, aka his buddy Peter in the same call center. After discovering the same hackers Terrance did, he informs her she needs a new private IP address because her public one is available to hackers like an “open book” thanks to North Korea. He offers to get her one for the low price of $180 for a 2-year plan. Inevitably, nature calls and  mid-sales pitch for this exciting offer, Peter forgets to mute his phone and audibly pees while on the call bringing a whole new meaning to IP. Embarrassed, he tries to play it off by saying another customer was playing a YouTube video which caused that sound.
When Scammers Pretend To Be Doctors Part 2 - Ep 3
Apr 2 2022
When Scammers Pretend To Be Doctors Part 2 - Ep 3
This episode is part two of when scammers pretend to be doctors. This scammer is calling our fake patients with survey questions in order to cover my job while I get him gift cards. He’s been trying to get $3500 in gift cards because he sent me too much money to my fake bank.  Let’s find out if he calls any other patients and see if he can get those gift cards.Video: Twitter: Instagram: Synopsis: Kit (Nevaeh) calls a “McAfee Support” refund scam. Scammer Sean connects to the computer to issue Nevaeh (Abby) a refund. He transfers the call to Scammer Alex the financial manager/senior supervisor. Nevaeh is working from home (for a doctor’s office – Dr. Z. Oidberg) and takes calls from her boss which increasingly frustrates Alex. They refund her $3500 instead of $350 and demand she pay them  back via debit or gift card and lock the computer. Abby is on the verge of losing her job and needs her  computer so she proposes that the scammers do her job while she goes to get gift cards. After some  convincing, Scammer Mark, the manager, agrees to it. This requires him to call 4 patients (Matilda  Sweetwater (Edna), Dallas Smith (Jeb), Samantha Westport, and Geoff Hampton (cranky Edmund ) and give them a survey about their recent doctor appointments. When Abby comes home with the cards, she misinterprets something Matilda told the scammer, accidentally lies to her boss, and is fired. After discovering how the scam works and learning she got  tricked, she taunts the scammers and tells them she could do their job better so they should give her a  job since their trick made her lose hers. She spends a good part of the call quizzing them about how the  scam works and then turns "dark sided" and proposes they should work together to steal from Matilda.  The scammer says he will teach her if she gives him the gift cards but maintains that he is not a scammer but that Abby is. Abby hangs up when he won’t admit it but makes sure to thank him for teaching her everything.
When Scammers Pretend To Be Doctors Part 1 - Ep 2
Apr 2 2022
When Scammers Pretend To Be Doctors Part 1 - Ep 2
These scammers sent me an email saying they saw an unauthorized charge on my credit card. The only way to cancel it was to allow them to connect to my computer. I went along with their script and logged into my fake bank account. They edited the HTML making it LOOK like they sent too much money and begged me to send the money back or they’d get fired. I told them I’d send the money back ONLY if they could cover my job at the doctor's office. Let’s just say our office asks patients some interesting questions.Video: Twitter: Instagram: Synopsis: Kit (Nevaeh) calls a “McAfee Support” refund scam. Scammer Sean connects to the computer to issue Nevaeh (Abby) a refund. He transfers the call to Scammer Alex the financial manager/senior supervisor. Nevaeh is working from home (for a doctor’s office – Dr. Z. Oidberg) and takes calls from her boss which increasingly frustrates Alex. They refund her $3500 instead of $350 and demand she pay them  back via debit or gift card and lock the computer. Abby is on the verge of losing her job and needs her  computer so she proposes that the scammers do her job while she goes to get gift cards. After some  convincing, Scammer Mark, the manager, agrees to it. This requires him to call 4 patients (Matilda  Sweetwater (Edna), Dallas Smith (Jeb), Samantha Westport, and Geoff Hampton (cranky Edmund ) and give them a survey about their recent doctor appointments. When Abby comes home with the cards, she misinterprets something Matilda told the scammer, accidentally lies to her boss, and is fired. After discovering how the scam works and learning she got  tricked, she taunts the scammers and tells them she could do their job better so they should give her a  job since their trick made her lose hers. She spends a good part of the call quizzing them about how the  scam works and then turns "dark sided" and proposes they should work together to steal from Matilda.  The scammer says he will teach her if she gives him the gift cards but maintains that he is not a scammer but that Abby is. Abby hangs up when he won’t admit it but makes sure to thank him for teaching her everything.