Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Thursday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube. This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net...it's a positive. Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Produced by: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative read less

Check The Scoreboard
2d ago
Check The Scoreboard
There is one situational coffee that is superior to all, and we discover it. Along with a lion on Kylie Jenners dress.Intro (0:00)Broadway stack's (3:47)Situational coffee (12:40)Unmuting People (27:15)Fashion Week reactions (37:05)Kim K's scoreboard (54:15)Video mailbox submission (1:06:05)Fan emails (1:12:00)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/1/27 - Huntsville, AL2/3 - Bowling Green, KY2/4 - Cincinnati, OH2/17 - Saginaw, MI2/18 - Indianapolis, IN2/23 - Shipshewana, IN2/24 - Shipshewana, IN2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI3/10 - Albuquerque, NM3/11 - El Paso, TX3/12 - Midland, TX3/17 - Shreveport, LA3/18 - Fort Worth, TX3/19 - Fayetteville, AR3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comMiracle Brand: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative
Giving Joy
Dec 21 2022
Giving Joy
Happy Holidays, enjoy your Costco hot dog!Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Holiday Men Versus Women (1:02)Crist Family Talent Show (9:20)Baby, It’s Cold Outside Breakdown (27:34)Protestor Of the Week (1:01:28)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUBUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/3 - Bowling Green, KY2/4 - Cincinnati, OH2/17 - Siginaw, MI2/18 - Indianapolis, IN2/23 - Shipshewana, IN2/24 - Shipshewana, IN2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI3/10 - Albuquerque, NM3/11 - El Paso, TX3/12 - Midland, TX3/17 - Shreveport, LA3/18 - Fort Worth, TX3/19 - Fayetteville, AR3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comMiracle Brand: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative
Flying Drummer Boys (w/ Shama)
Dec 1 2022
Flying Drummer Boys (w/ Shama)
Comedian Shama is in the studio today. The primary takeaway is that your church needs flying drummer boys, and you need a reign-it-in guy. Get it done.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Metaverse Church (25:02)Flying Drummer (30:44)The ‘Reign It in Guy’ (38:44)Jeremy Pruitt (52:21)FIFA Paying Fans!? (1:26:33)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUBUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/3 - Bowling Green, KY2/4 - Cincinnati, OH2/17 - Siginaw, MI2/18 - Indianapolis, IN2/23 - Shipshewana, IN2/24 - Shipshewana, IN2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI3/10 - Albuquerque, NM3/11 - El Paso, TX3/12 - Midland, TX3/17 - Shreveport, LA3/18 - Fort Worth, TX3/19 - Fayetteville, AR3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + Free Shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative
All Of The Bozo Takes (w/ Cory Asbury)
Nov 17 2022
All Of The Bozo Takes (w/ Cory Asbury)
Cory Asbury is in the studio with John today, and all we know for certain is that the chi is not effed, and God can still save you even if you do yoga or wear a Halloween mask.Intro (0:00)Cory Asbury left the internet (10:58)3 girls singing in church (28:13)Cory’s nail polish saga & all the bozo takes (53:50)Mini library gets blown up (1:05:26)Elon Musk (1:14:33)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUBUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/3 - Bowling Green, KY2/4 - Cincinnati, OH2/17 - Siginaw, MI2/18 - Indianapolis, IN2/23 - Shipshewana, IN2/24 - Shipshewana, IN2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI3/10 - Albuquerque, NM3/11 - El Paso, TX3/12 - Midland, TX3/17 - Shreveport, LA3/18 - Fort Worth, TX3/19 - Fayetteville, AR3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + Free Shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative