The Judgies

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Hangout with Christian, Erika, and Josh as we curate hilarious/odd stories from the internet and judge accordingly. Come be judgy with us! read less

Ep 145: A Very Judgy St. Patrick's Day
Yesterday
Ep 145: A Very Judgy St. Patrick's Day
In This Episode: We celebrate St. Patrick's Day the only way the Judgies know how!!! We read about a bag of chips leading to a divorce, a child being forced to walk to practice after farting in a car, a father stops supporting his daughter after learning about her job, a new girlfriend exposes an affair with 8th grade science, "What are you doing step brother?!?", and a listener is having a hard time deciding who to invite to their wedding. We've all been waiting but the time has finally come, the Judgies are get into the lifestyle brand business and Christian comes with a business plan for us to Jerdge. This Episode is sponsored by: HelloFresh Go to Hellofresh.com/judgies60 and use code: JUDGIES60 to get 60% off plus free shipping on your order!!! Get Judgies Merch Here: https://store.streamelements.com/judgiespod Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out!  https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod  Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like)  P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350  Leave a Review!  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238  Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod  Intro Music by: Iván  https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1  Story Links: Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 0:45 Josh wen to South Carolina 2:04 Erika and Christian give some updates while Josh abandoned them 5:59 MAIL TIME!!! 10:03 r/Trueoffmychest: I handed him divorce papers over reddit and a bag of chips 20:52 r/AITA: For refusing to drive son's friend because he keeps farting in the car 27:34 r/AIRA: For refusing to help daughter with car payment 35:01 Return from Break 36:37 CJ: Judgies Lifestyle Brand 49:06 Listener Sound 51:20 Listener Submission: AITA for not inviting my parents to my wedding 58:10 r/TIFU: By revealing my BF's mom's infidelity 1:08:36 r/Trueoffmychest: Caught husband cheating with step mom and step sister 1:24:08 Where to get more of the Judgies Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ep 144: Oops! All Long Stories
Mar 13 2023
Ep 144: Oops! All Long Stories
In This Episode: We find stories from our email by guessing random words! We talk about a couple with a troublesome set of parents, someone who didn't use the bathroom before a meeting, a listener who had a warm welcome into the world, a dog kennel worker who missed a good opportunity, and some one who threatened a listener's dog. We end the episode with the third installment of the Judgies fan fic. This Episode is sponsored by: Pretty Litter! Go to PrettyLitter.com/Judgies to get 20% off your first order of Pretty Litter! Native! Go to NativeDeo.com/Judgies or use code JUDGIES at checkout to get 20% off your first order! Get Judgies Merch Here: https://store.streamelements.com/judgiespod Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out!  https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod  Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like)  P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350  Leave a Review!  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238  Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod  Intro Music by: Iván  https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1  Story Links: Kicking Out Parents Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 2:31 Couch is Mean 6:46 Christian's First Word 9:56 AITA: Boyfriend's Parents 18:31 Erika's First Word 21:51 TIFU: Bathroom Before Meeting 29:20 Birds in the House 32:37 Christian's Second Word 36:38 AITA: Inside My Mom 44:12 Erika's Second Word 47:03 Comedic Regret 58:44 Josh's First Word 1:01:50 Threatened my Dog 1:08:31 CJ: Fan Fic Part 3 1:13:00 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ep 143: The 3-Way Jerdge Off
Mar 6 2023
Ep 143: The 3-Way Jerdge Off
In This Episode: Christian is back on his fedora shit, we get some cool art in the PO box, and we read about a friend asking if they should spoil a proposal that is destined to fail, Erika tells us about the time she ruined a proposal, we read about a relationship that falls apart because of beans, a listener catches their partner cheating on Twitter, and a guy takes some creepy midnight drives. For this week's Circle Jerdge we have a heated debate on toots versus farts, fold versus crumple, and boil versus microwaved.  This Episode Sponsored by: Pretty Litter Go to PrettyLitter.com/Judgies for 20% off your first order! Care/Of Go to Takecareof.com and use CODE: JUDGIES50 for 50% off your first order BetterHelp Go to Betterhelp.com/Judgies for 10% off your first month. Get Judgies Merch Here: https://store.streamelements.com/judgiespod Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out!  https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod  Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like)  P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350  Leave a Review!  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238  Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod  Intro Music by: Iván  https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1  Story Links: Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 0:41 Christian's back on his fedora shit 1:26 MAIL TIME!!!! 6:42 AITA: If I tell my friend her BF plans to propose 13:34 Erika ruins a proposal 16:56 Proposal narc update 25:26 Relationship_Advice: GF buried all of my beans 37:42 Return from Break 38:09 CJ: Baby got a booboo 40:01 CJ: Toot vs. Fart 44:46 CJ: Fold vs. Crumple 49:55 CJ: Boil vs. Microwave 55:16 Listener Sound Submission 55:54 Listener Submission: Caught BF cheating on Twitter 1:03:05 Relationship_Advice: GF staying at sister's until I get help 1:13:57 Where you can see more of the Judgies Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ep 139: Christian gets a MINDgraine ft. Thneed Girl aka Rachael
Feb 6 2023
Ep 139: Christian gets a MINDgraine ft. Thneed Girl aka Rachael
On this week's episode we have a VERY SPECIAL GUEST and a LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE!!!! We discuss a fiancé demanding her partner to find a new best man, a lady is upset when he table decorations get outshined, a listener has the first date from Hell, and a spicy night is ruined because of the bit going too far. And for a special treat we have some AI generated podcast idea for our Circle Jerdge. This Episode Sponsored by: Zocdoc Go to Zocdoc.com/Judgies to find a top-rated doctor today! Better Help Go to Betterhelp.com/Judgies to get 10% off your first month of Better Help services! Get Judgies Merch Here: https://store.streamelements.com/judgiespod Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod Intro Music by: Iván https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Story Links: Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 0:56 Josh nails our guest's introduction! 2:58 Josh basically knows Lizzo 6:27 We spend way too much time trying to remember a band name 7:48 We finally learn what the podcast is actually about. 8:50 AITA: For Telling my Husband to find a new Best Man. 12:50 TOP 5 NAMES OF ALL TIME!!! 16:37 Zodiac Discussion 18:06 Christian gets bullied into oblivion 20:31 AITA: For telling my friend she is undermining my work 26:06 Return from Break 26:27 Circle Jerdge: AI Podcast Pitches 40:31 Ricky is thinking about picking up a hobby 41:44 Listener Sound Submission 43:50 Listener Submitted Story: A First Date from Hell 56:43 We're all Blasting Ciggies with Rob 1:02:49 Josh has an Update on the Ball Game 1:03:52 TIFU: By Playing my BF like a Trumpet 1:13:10 Where you can find us and our wonderful guest Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ep 138: Oops! All Sick
Jan 30 2023
Ep 138: Oops! All Sick
In This Episode: We are all sick so we do a lazy ep with tons of stories including a listener who got her vaccine, a parent pulling their kid out of therapy, a guy with some gym anxiety, a negligent father letting his kid escape, a listener looking for a good breeding situation, and a listener who wanted to have some fun with a cookie bra. This Episode Sponsored by: Care/Of Go to takecareof.com and use code JUDGIES50 for 50% off your order! EarthBreeze.com Go to EarthBreeze.com/Judgies for 40% off your order of laundry sheets! Prose Go to Prose.com/Judgies for your free hair consultation and 15% off your order! Get Judgies Merch Here: https://store.streamelements.com/judgiespod Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out!  https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod  Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like)  P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350  Leave a Review!  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238  Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod  Intro Music by: Iván  https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1  Story Links: Daughter's Therapy: Gym Anxiety: Escaping Son: Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 1:33 CJ: We're Sick and PO Box Woes 9:27 LS: TIFU: Getting the Vaxx 16:34 AITA: Therapy 24:32 Gym Anxiety 31:38 Son Escaped 43:01 LS: Breeding? 53:41 LS: Cookie Bra 1:03:12 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ep 137: Kaiju G**ch
Jan 23 2023
Ep 137: Kaiju G**ch
On this week's episode we discuss: a boyfriend who won't throw away air freshener, a bride who wants to cancel the makeup artist and demands refund, a dad demands paternity test three times, a boyfriend spits in food to give it the perfect texture, a Listener wants to know if they should hook up with old FWB, and a Listener tells MIL to stop buying gift OR ELSE!  Get Judgies Merch Here: https://store.streamelements.com/judgiespod Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out!  https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod  Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like)  P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350   Leave a Review!  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238  Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod  Intro Music by: Iván  https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1  Story Links: Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 2:05 Go and Leave us a Review! 4:34 Facebook Drama: Husband hides air fresheners from Wife 11:47 More Facebook Drama: Would I be the A-hole for cancelling my makeup artist 21:00 r/Relationship_Advice: Husband request Paternity Tests 25:06 r/AITA: Asked my BF not to SPIT in our food! 33:18 Return from the Ads 34:00 Circle Jerdge: Soup or Sandwich 50:25 Listener Submitted Sound 51:20 Listener Submitted Story: Should I hook up with my old Friends with Benefits? 1:01:51 Another Listener Submitted Story: Yelled at Mother in Law after getting too many gifts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ep 135: Two Margs Deep
Jan 9 2023
Ep 135: Two Margs Deep
In This Episode: A wife does not want her husband to go to his Ex's funeral, OP's girlfriend refuses to let her dying Ex see their dog one last time, a boyfriend tells his girlfriend that he knows he isn't the father in the delivery room, a wife finds cameras in weird place in her husband's house, and a listener lets it a little too loose on the dance floor. And for this week's Circle Jerdge we take a look at Josh's tweet that finally BANGED!!!!!  This Episode Sponsored by: BetterHelp Go to Betterhelp.com/Judgies and get 10% off your First month! Zocdoc Go to Zocdoc.com/Judgies to get the Zocdoc app for FREE! Get Judgies Merch Here: https://store.streamelements.com/judgiespod Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out!  https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod  Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like)  P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350   Leave a Review!  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238  Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod  Intro Music by: Iván  https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1  Story Links: Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 06:10 r/AITA: Not wanting my husband to go to his Ex's funeral 16:26 r/TrueOffMyChest: My GF refuses to let her terminally ill ex see their dog  22:22 Return from the Break 23:41 CJ: Josh has a Tweet that Finally Bangs! 33:31 Listener Submitted Sound 34:47 Listener Story: Embarrassing Highschool Story  38:27 r/TrueOffMyChest: My GF just gave birth to our first child 44:58 r/AITA: For covering up cameras in the living room, bedroom, and BATHROOM in my husband's home 56:52 Where to reach us Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ep 133: A Judgemas Carol
Dec 26 2022
Ep 133: A Judgemas Carol
In This Episode: We have a DOUBLE HOLIDAY SPECIAL!!!! We celebrate Judgemas Day and National Pepper Pot Day by eating HOT WINGS and EVEN HOTTER STORIES!! We have a wife refusing to go to her parent's christmas party unless her husband gets a separate invitation, a worried listener reaches out to Ricky, an annoying listener reaches out to Josh, a crazy neighbors paints OP's house while they are on vacation, and a listener has a friendship end after missing a birthday party. Get Judgies Merch Here: https://store.streamelements.com/judgiespod Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out!  https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod  Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like)  P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350  Leave a Review!  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238  Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod  Intro Music by: Iván  https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1  Story Links: Time Stamps: 0:00 A Judgemas Carol 22:44 History of Pepper Pot Day 24:40 Pepper Pot Day Celebrations 25:10 First Wing 28:05 r/AITA: For Wanting my Husband to have a separate invitation 31:59 An UPDATE!!!!! 34:32 Second Wing 39:16 We HATE Centipedes 39:57 A Worried Listener Messages Ricky 42:58 Josh also got a DM 44:12 Third Wing 46:54 Return from Break 47:16 Fourth Wing 51:56 Fifth Wing 54:10 r/LegalAdvice: My Neighbors had my House Painted 1:06:49 Listener Sound!!! 1:09:29 Listener Submission: Skipped Birthday Party causes HUGE Fight 1:30:29 WHERE TO FIND US! #Judgies #Reddit #Drama Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ep 131: We Found a BETTER PILK!!!!
Dec 12 2022
Ep 131: We Found a BETTER PILK!!!!
In This Episode: An 18 year gets the ultimate revenge on his step-dad, Christian learns about some local drama, a vacation gets cancelled after a Wife cries to her husband, a Pro-Lifer doesn't understand why people don't like him, and a listener wants to know if they are the AH for not doing more around the house when they babysit. For this week's Circle Jerdge we go over November's Poop Totals and Josh surprises us with a taste test of a new JUDGIES FAVORITE, Melon Cola!!!!!!!! This Episode Sponsored by: Pretty Litter Go to PrettyLitter.com/Judgies to get 20% off your first order of Pretty Litter! Get Judgies Merch Here: https://store.streamelements.com/judgiespod Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod Intro Music by: Iván https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Story Links: Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 1:55 Erika teaches all of us 2:51 MAIL TIME!!!! 7:01 The Reviews are IN 9:14 AITA: For making my stepdad pay rent 14:51 Local Drama 20:01 AITA: For Crying to my Husband 26:11 Facebook Post: Pro-life Man can't get a date 33:33 This Episode brought to you by Pretty Litter 35:32 Return From the Break 35:52 Ricky's Dream 37:01 Circle Jerdge: November Poop Tally 40:53 Secrect Circle Jerdge: Melon Cola 50:28 Listener Sound 53:23 Listener Story: AITA for Slacking at Work? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ep 130: Christian Gets Lambasted
Dec 5 2022
Ep 130: Christian Gets Lambasted
In This Episode: We talk about a stolen turkey from a family Thanksgiving, a person getting a toy stuck by their lonesome, a listener discovers a new drink combination, and a dad wants to get his parents a dog for Christmas. We also see if Christian should go to the doctor and announce some BINGO winners from our Moment live event! This Episode Sponsored by: Better Help Go to BetterHelp.com/Judgies and use code JUDGIES for 10% off your first month of Better Help Services. Pretty Litter Go to PrettyLitter.com/Judgies to get 20% off your first order of Pretty Litter! Get Judgies Merch Here: https://store.streamelements.com/judgiespod Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out!  https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod  Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like)  P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350  Leave a Review!  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238  Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod  Intro Music by: Iván  https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1  Story Links: Stolen Turkey Stuck Toy Dog Christmas Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 2:49 Review Time 5:22 Mail Time 11:15 Stolen Turkey 25:35 TIFU: Stuck 31:51 CJ: Should I Go to the Doctor 44:20 LS: AITA Melon Cola 54:01 AITA: Dog Christmas 1:02:20 BINGO Winners Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ep 127: A Total PICK-ME Episode
Nov 14 2022
Ep 127: A Total PICK-ME Episode
The Judgies are having a Live Friendsgiving on November 20th. Go to moment.co/thejudgies for tickets!!! In This Episode: A guy purposely tanks his classmate's grade so they can fall in love, OP tells her sister that she's a Pick-Me girl, a boyfriend fakes an accident after girlfriend goes to a wedding without him, and listener wonders if she's an asshole for liking one kid more then her other.   This Episode Sponsored by: Prettylitter Go to prettylitter.com/judgies for 20% off your first order! Bombas Go to bombas.com/judgies and use code: JUDGIES for 20% off your first purchase! Get Judgies Merch Here: https://store.streamelements.com/judgiespod Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out!  https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod  Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like)  P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350  Leave a Review!  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238  Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod  Intro Music by: Iván  https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1  Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 1:40 P.O. Box Check in 4:29 Reviewing our Reviews 6:41 r/AITA: For putting mistakes in a shared GoogleDocs notes 20:56 r/AITA: For telling my sister she could of had a date if she wasn't a pick-me 31:08 The p ick-me sister update 35:28 Return from Break 36:45 CJ: October Poop Check in 39:03 BONUS CJ: Name that ANIMAL!!!! 47:59 Listener Submitted Sound 51:01 Listener Story:AITA for favoring a one child over the other 1:00:45 r/AITA: For yelling at my BF for making me leave my best friends wedding Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ep 126: Erika Gets Angry
Nov 7 2022
Ep 126: Erika Gets Angry
The Judgies are having a Live Friendsgiving on November 20th. Go to moment.co/thejudgies for tickets!!! In This Episode: We go over a husband who planned his entire birthday party dinner, a bride to be not inviting her friend to her wedding because of its location, a listener using a shampoo bottle in the shower in a different way, and a lab partner who crossed way too many boundaries. We also have Christian ask us about our spoon preferences in certain situations! Sponsors: Go to betterhelp.com/judgies for 10% off your first month! Use code JUDGIES149 at everyplate.com to get meals for only $1.49! Get Judgies Merch Here: https://store.streamelements.com/judgiespod Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out!  https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod  Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like)  P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350  Leave a Review!  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238  Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod  Intro Music by: Iván  https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1  Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 1:53 BTS Army 3:15 Erika Work and Family 7:14 Mail Time 13:37 Review Time 21:43 Veggie Tales 22:13 Donor  28:29 CJ: Toxo  42:42 LS: Mom's Fakebook 50:47 Husband Using Blanket 1:00:42 Pregnant GF 1:06:03 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices