It's the fifth anniversary of America! The Podcast AND America's birthday! But, alas, Theb has no birthday guests, except for Tim, a cookie cake, and a DVD of Blazing Saddles. Will anyone show up to The Bastard's birthday party?!

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Featured in this episode
Cips from the last five years, Semi Important Questions, The 1980s, Communism, George Washington, Thomas Paine, The Marquis De Lafayette, Santa Claus, Capitalism, The Fourth of July, The American Revolution, The Revolutionary War, Previously On America, Rapid Fire News, American Politics

Episode Breakdown
Intro: 0:00
Scene One - 1:02
Semi Important Questions - 4:13
Scene Two - 7:33
Real American Commercial - 8:14
Scene Three - 10:16
Rapid Fire News - 11:33
Scene Five - 24:42
Real American Commercial - 25:01
Scene Six - 26:52
Top Ten Clips of the Last Five Years - 27:36
Real American Commercial - 43:34
Scene Seven - 45:43
End Credits - 53:15

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Additional Voices
Theb A Stard as himself
Tim Phillippe as Lafayette, Tomas Paine, and George Washington
Alanah Matos as the Midshow Commercial Announcer

Writers for social media segments
Theb A Stard
Tim Phillippe
Alexa Schreffler
Alanah Matos
Andrew K Turner

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