Far Off Topic

Fiasco Jones | Mr. Glasses | Twee

Far Off Topic is an adrenochrome fueled playground of the mind that will make you question everything from your personal beliefs to your taste in podcasts. Broadcast from the famous KTLU studios in Pahrump, Nevada, hosts Fiasco Jones, Mr. Glasses & TWee give their unrestrained takes on everything from current events, weird science and bizzaro happenings of every stripe. read less
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Episodes

Portals and the AI Gods Who Love Them (extra-dimensional Portals, AI Gods, & Bad Omens)
6d ago
Portals and the AI Gods Who Love Them (extra-dimensional Portals, AI Gods, & Bad Omens)
Summary In this episode, Fiasco Jones and TWee discuss various topics including conspiracy theories, Halloween decorations, and bizarre news stories. They touch on subjects such as interdimensional portals, AI communication with elder gods, cults, and strange phenomena in the Philippines. They also explore the concept of 'brain rot' on social media, haunting sounds in San Francisco, and a controversial trend on Christian TikTok. The episode concludes with a segment called 'Great News to End On' and a discussion about mad scientists in Switzerland and the sinking of a super yacht. In this conversation, Fiasco Jones discusses various predictions and omens, including the revelation of specific dates for encountering life on another planet, the potential spiritual consequences of artificial intelligence, and the collapse of human civilization due to deforestation. They also touch on topics such as the trial of an exorcist, a mission to pair wandering spirits with soulless bodies, and an investigation into a church attack. The conversation ends with discussions on bad omens, including the discovery of a rare fish, the collapse of an ancient pyramid, and the dire warning of continued deforestation. Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Recap 01:00 Conspiracy Theories and Unreasonable Dimensions 02:57 Summerween and Social Media Slang 08:16 Brain Rot and Unusual Phenomena 10:35 Haunting Sounds and Controversial Trends 15:00 Multiple-Choice Questions: Last Week in Review 18:02 Mad Scientists and Interdimensional Portals 26:28 The Sinking of a Super Yacht and Foul Play 32:14 Conclusion and Future Predictions 33:07 Unveiling the Unknown: Predictions and Omens 36:22 Life on Another Planet: A Glimpse into the Future 43:43 Artificial Intelligence and the Spiritual Realm 53:25 Trials, Investigations, and Spiritual Projects 56:37 The Ominous Signs of Collapse: Bad Omens 58:05 Environmental Crisis: The Urgency of Deforestation
The Curse Market (Demonic Reeboks, Nuclear War, & The Market for Cursed Objects)
Nov 13 2022
The Curse Market (Demonic Reeboks, Nuclear War, & The Market for Cursed Objects)
From salt circles, and iron horseshoes to urine-based potions humans across the world have worked tirelessly to protect themselves from the forces of evil. In particular curses. But in, perhaps, another sign that we live in pre-apocalyptic times, a market for cursed things has sprung up on the internet and business is good. We’ll explore the curse market and all of it’s amazing potential for supernatural chaos on today’s show   But if buying and selling objects imbued with darkest evil isn’t your thing, we have GREAT NEWS TO END ON coming up later where we’ll discuss the looming prospect of nuclear annihilation. It’s sure to be a blast.   All that plus the latest goings on in the world of conspiracy when we discuss THAT PARANOID STYLE   Far Off Topic is hosted by Fiasco Jones, Mr. Glasses, and TWee. Far Off Topic is produced by Fiasco JOnes and edited by command of the dark voices projected through the paintings bought on the cursed market If you’d like to support the show buy a cursed doll and mail it to Putin and see if that enough to instigate a nuclear war. You can also subscribe and leave us a review, if you feel so compelled.    SOCIALS: Twitter: @FarOffTopic Instagram: @FarOffTopic Facebook: @FarOffTopicShow   CONTACT US:  Fiasco Jones: @fiascojones Mr. Glasses: @captjax458 TWee: @TWeeSaidStuff     Far Off Topic is a production of Prosopon Media. Copyright 2022.
Dark Age 2024 (Trump Anon, Ra Material & Thinking Plants)
Sep 28 2022
Dark Age 2024 (Trump Anon, Ra Material & Thinking Plants)
As they say, life comes at you hard and nothing hits harder than a falling empire. Is the US casually drifting into failed state status? Will “domestic asymmetric warfare” become the next big hashtag contaminating social media in our near future? The answer is yes the only question is when. We will scry the omens as we discuss Dark Age 2024 or the Age of Everything Sucks on todays episode plus so much more.   Of course  it’s not all bad news though, some of it’s just beautiful and weird. For instance why are increasing numbers of people starting to join a 1980’s era new age space cult created by a disembodied alien intelligence? It’s the latest trend abducting hearts and minds and we’ll talk all about it in the AUDACITY CHRONICLE at the end of the show.   Far Off Topic is hosted by Fiasco Jones, Mr. Glasses, and TWee. Produced and edited entirely from instructions channeled through me by our lord Ophiuchus.   If you’d like to support the show, subscribe, post a review or chronicle your plans for Dark Age 2024 on the internet and see how long it takes for a Christian Nationalist to denounce you as an Antifa Satan working to advance the Ra Material.   SOCIALS: Twitter: @FarOffTopic Instagram: @FarOffTopic Facebook: @FarOffTopicShow   CONTACT US:  Fiasco Jones: @fiascojones Mr. Glasses: @captjax458 TWee: @TWeeSaidStuff     Far Off Topic is a production of Prosopon Media. Copyright 2022.
Nine Page Nothing (Government UFO Report)
Jul 4 2021
Nine Page Nothing (Government UFO Report)
It’s finally here. The much talked about omnibus of government information totalling the entirety of its knowledge on the subject of UAPs - the unidentifieds formerly known as flying objects. This moment comes a full six months after being strong-armed into an appropriations bill by truth-seeking public servants. Speculation on the contents of the report have ranged from talk of disclosure of a vast alien conspiracy to the more mundane foreign adversaries hypothesis. Regardless many people thought we were going to learn real truths once the report was revealed.    But after all that waiting and speculating and further speculating the government gave up the goods. And it totalled 9 pages.    If you were one of those people eagerly awaiting this document dump for six months, If you were one of those people waiting for Uncle Sam to tell you what they had on strange lights in the sky, were just hoping for something, anything at all , well you got it.  it just ain’t much.    Far Off Topic is hosted by Fiasco Jones, Mr. Glasses, and TWee. Production and editing by Fiasco Jones.    Subscribe and leave us a review, if you feel so compelled.    SOCIALS: Twitter: @FarOffTopic Instagram: @FarOffTopic Facebook: @FarOffTopicShow   CONTACT US:  Fiasco Jones: @fiascojones Mr. Glasses: @captjax458 TWee: @TWeeSaidStuff     FULL SNOW NOTES: Far Off Topic YouTube   Far Off Topic is a production of Prosopon Media. Copyright 2021.