The Hake Report

James Anton Hake

James Hake gives his takes on the news and people in the news, and takes calls on politics and religion — coming "from a Christian alpha male perspective," one viewer called it!

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Nitpickers can't let it go! | Tue 4-23-24
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Nitpickers can't let it go! | Tue 4-23-24
Calls: Brainwashed young'uns! Hater callers! Simone Biles' husband vs fans! Angry phone calls! Socialist Obamacare debate! Cortisol addiction! The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 23, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start/Topics: Gaza drama, Simone Biles, Coffees * (0:01:32) Hey, guys! Better…Not Bitter (BOND tee) * (0:03:17) STEVE, NY: Anti-racist kids Church, cringy, hallucination, grandparents, beer * (0:07:28) STEVE: Teaching about racism, a setup * (0:10:45) STEVE: Cringe, zoomer lingo, 61yo, younger generation * (0:12:22) NEAL, TX: Didn't cry, mother died * (0:16:00) Palestine drama in colleges (Occupy) * (0:22:47) GREGGATRON, Midwest: FE/RE pastor: Bible denier * (0:25:31) GREGGATRON: William, Joe, getting along * (0:26:28) GREGGATRON: Nitpicking calls, hate, addicted to Hake * (0:29:49) GREGGATRON: Joe, Tony, Maze, own show, Mark * (0:31:34) Simone Biles, husband Jonathan Owens, fans mad * (0:39:20) Simone Biles: Mental Health, * (0:42:46) DAVID, FL: Joe, Mark, complainers * (0:45:18) DAVID: Bounty hunters at Nissan (2017) * (0:46:57) DAVID: Ever been in a fight? * (0:50:56) DAVID: Protester college kids * (0:52:02) DAVID: Called Ilhan Omar office: Wicked and evil * (0:53:17) DAVID: Climate, BLM protests; Israel, Iran, Trump * (0:56:54) DAVID: Calling politicians, being mad * (0:58:17) Hake called politician offices, and Home Depot * (0:59:45) Steve Taylor - "Jesus Is for Losers" (1993, Squint) * (1:05:28) Coffees: Mark, why talk to Joe, white guilt (Anchor Baby!) * (1:07:37) Coffee: Terri apologies * (1:09:04) Coffee: Boring yesterday! You owe apologies! (Cameo) * (1:10:45) Coffee: Mocky mott! * (1:11:32) Rumble: Octopuses, not octopi * (1:12:26) DANIEL, TX: William, Joe, don't whip. Not my coffee * (1:14:03) DANIEL: Civil War killing power: riflery, hospitals * (1:21:33) JEFF, LA: Why you treat Mark differently from Joe? *click* * (1:23:59) JOE, AZ: Thx, pastor friend used Mark's calls * (1:26:31) JOE: Obama not socialist, he cut deficit; Obamacare * (1:41:20) JAIME, MN: Evil Joe. Mark addicted to cortisol * (1:44:45) JAIME: Politicians want/need money, Ilhan Omar in MN * (1:44:38) Sorry, Lawrence in Idaho! Call me tomorrow! * (1:48:54) twothirtyeight - "This Town Will Eat You" (2000, Regulate the Chemicals) BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/4/23/the-hake-report-tue-4-23-24 PODCAST / Substack  HAKE NEWS from JLP  https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2024/4/23/universities-polluted-with-israel-palestine-war-drama-hake-news-tue-4-23-24 Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/show VIDEO  YouTube  -  Rumble*  -  Facebook  -  X  -  BitChute  -  Odysee*  PODCAST  Substack  -  Apple  -  Spotify  -  Castbox  -  Podcast Addict  *SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or  BuyMeACoffee, etc.  SHOP  Spring  -  Cameo  |  All My Links  JLP Network:  JLP  -  Church  -  TFS  -  Nick  -  Joel  Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
The snake in all of us | Mon 4-22-24
2d ago
The snake in all of us | Mon 4-22-24
Callers: Joe and Mark the snakes! Unearned wisdom? Logos, Ethos, Pathos. Man set himself afire! Anger testimony! Trump not the guy? SATs "racist"! The Hake Report, Monday, April 22, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS* (0:00:00) Hey, guys! (Rough start!) * (0:01:44) Better, not bitter BOND tee* (0:02:25) JOE, AZ: JLP's not effective (Snake puppet from Carver) * (0:15:53) JOSH, GA: Intellectualizing info, Bible, unearned wisdom * (0:27:25) MARK, CA: Snake? Apologize to Alexis * (0:32:25) MARK: Race or money? * (0:38:06) MARK: Apologize, white guilt, snake, Joe * (0:42:15) JAIME, MN: Logos, Ethos, Pathos (Joe, Mark, callers) * (0:49:10) JAIME: White guy set himself on fire, Conspiracies * (0:53:18) JAIME: Wars last too long * (0:54:51) JAIME: Mark Driscol JLP interview * (0:55:50) LN - "Modern Day Hobo" (2004, Dirt Floor Hotel Part 1)* (1:00:42) Rumble rants: Joe, Mark; Conservative; Don't apologize * (1:01:30) Supers: Lin Yen Chin: Emotions lead to thoughts * (1:03:40) Supers: Snake talking puppet; Forgiveness vs apology * (1:05:58) BitChute comments: Trump, Israel * (1:14:07) FLOR, Guatemala: Mondays, wannabe a housewife * (1:17:00) FLOR: (Snake puppet) Anger testimony, possession, JLP * (1:22:39) FLOR: Fake self, seeing clearly * (1:25:12) DANIEL, NY: Joe, "leadership," bitter * (1:29:32) DANIEL: was anti-Trump, indoctrinated, university * (1:31:56) MR PINK: Mark a snake too… Why hate mixing? * (1:35:40) MR PINK: Anxiety, fear, alpha/beta waves in brain * (1:37:00) MR PINK: Trump vs last five presidents * (1:40:49) DAVID, KS: Anger, HS best friend * (1:42:27) SATs and lowered standards * (1:48:39) Soul-Junk - "Innerspacemen" (2002, 1957) BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/4/22/the-hake-report-mon-4-22-24 PODCAST / Substack  HAKE NEWS from JLP  https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2024/4/22/columbia-university-doing-online-classes-due-to-anti-semitic-threats-hake-news-mon-4-22-24 Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/show VIDEO  YouTube  -  Rumble*  -  Facebook  -  X  -  BitChute  -  Odysee*  PODCAST  Substack  -  Apple  -  Spotify  -  Castbox  -  Podcast Addict  *SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or  BuyMeACoffee, etc.  SHOP  Spring  -  Cameo  |  All My Links  JLP Network:  JLP  -  Church  -  TFS  -  Nick  -  Joel  Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
Do you have 'white guilt'? | Fri 4-19-24
5d ago
Do you have 'white guilt'? | Fri 4-19-24
Busy calls day: Pastors fighting, Anger advice, "Nice" couples (not!), Trump, Israel, Vets, Caller Wars: Hake has white guilt?! The Hake Report, Friday, April 19, 2024 AD CLIP: 'You have a mean streak!' Woman calls Hake a SNAKE! (14-min)  YouTube  |  Rumble  Hake's T-shirt from BOND Teespring – rebuildingtheman.creator-spring.com TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Topics: Comments, Trump, Simone Biles' man* (0:03:58) Hey, guys! Life without thinking (BOND tee) * (0:06:43) JAIME, MN: GW fasted. Stoic. Trump. Jesus. * (0:13:44) JAIME: Pastors fighting, both wrong * (0:17:34) SUSAN, CA: Anger? BQ: Criticism at work * (0:22:19) TERRI, OR: Nice couple * (0:27:56) TERRI: Simone Biles' husband doesn't like her. Body language * (0:32:52) JOE, AZ: Allen Weisselberg/Trump CFO * (0:37:10) JOE: Trump * (0:39:55) JOE: Hake and Himmler Show * (0:40:38) JOE: bee project profits for 3-hours of work: Mothers! * (0:43:39) MARK, CA: NPR CEO Katherine Maher, not Christian * (0:47:56) MARK: Ban Joe! White guilt! * (0:55:49) MARK: Maze! Aryan Brotherhood * (0:59:11) MARK: Would Joe ban you? Nuremberg trial, Eichmann * (1:01:21) Andy Lau - 木魚與金魚 (Mu Yu Yu Jin Yu, Wooden Fish and Goldfish) * (1:06:42) Coffee: twothirtyeight: "Modern-Day Prayer"; Been to a riot? Anchor Baby! * (1:08:10) Coffee: Brief background on Hake? * (1:09:40) Coffee: Maze, Joe, Mark, vitriol and anger, manly vs female evil * (1:13:29) Greggatron: brothas too friendly for you? You need help! * (1:18:34) Lin Yen Chin: Emotions, thoughts, JLP, inner stillness; MUFFLED Hake * (1:20:37) JIM, AR: Passover, Israel, US… * (1:26:15) JIM: Inflation * (1:27:58) JIM: Trump? Anti-Zionists, crowd followers * (1:34:58) ALEX, TN: Emotional people are hypocrites * (1:37:40) ALEXIS, CA: Maze, Mark, KY John, snake * (1:52:03) BRIAN, NC: "honorable" veterans, VA falsification * (1:54:52) BRIAN: William, Joe, phony phone call * (1:55:59) Furthermore - "Moment of Her Time" (1999, Fluorescent Jellyfish) BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/4/19/the-hake-report-fri-4-19-24 PODCAST / Substack  HAKE NEWS from JLP  https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2024/4/19/google-fires-disruptive-anti-israel-protester-employees-hake-news-fri-4-19-24 Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/show VIDEO  YouTube  -  Rumble*  -  Facebook  -  X  -  BitChute  -  Odysee*  PODCAST  Substack  -  Apple  -  Spotify  -  Castbox  -  Podcast Addict  *SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or  BuyMeACoffee, etc.  SHOP  Spring  -  Cameo  |  All My Links  JLP Network:  JLP  -  Church  -  TFS  -  Nick  -  Joel  Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
Facts vs TRUTH! | Thu 4-18-24
6d ago
Facts vs TRUTH! | Thu 4-18-24
Facts are not truth! Facts distract from truth! Fun calls, but not fiery like yesterday. Old school racists? Shooters on scooters in NYC! WNBA uncensored! The Hake Report, Thursday, April 18, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Topics * (0:01:45) Hey, guys! Facts vs Truth (Hake tee) * (0:04:05) JOHN, KY: Mark: The Hake and Snake Show! * (0:06:43) DAVID, FL: $80/mo Section 8 friend robbed * (0:11:40) DAVID: America's transformation * (0:13:44) DAVID: Ahmaud Arbery guys * (0:21:55) DAVID: Old school white racists, self-defense? * (0:26:50) TOM, NY: Facts vs Truth? * (0:31:32) TOM: Arguing with my wife, energy * (0:32:05) TOM: Feelings don't care about facts! Inverted morality * (0:35:21) TOM: Trying to prove, distraction in argument * (0:36:22) TOM: Jordan Peterson losing Sam Harris debate * (0:40:16) Shooters on scooters, Bronx: crime, society * (0:53:49) DENNY: Facts vs Truth: North Korea elections, Trump "liable" * (0:55:52) DENNY: Sex, leaders, men, women, Pope * (1:00:58) Petra - Don't Let Your Heart Be Hardened" (1987, This Means War!) * (1:05:48) IG chat: Love is Evil spelled backwards? * (1:06:37) WNBA uncensored: What's wrong with you? (pics) * (1:14:31) Supers for Mark: War on insecurity: Inner stillness/faith * (1:17:53) Coffees: Fred(Ricka) clout; Same spirits fighting; Sion on chasing peaches * (1:19:36) IG Q: Racism, evil? * (1:22:00) DANIEL, TX: Old callers, Mark, Joe * (1:25:38) DANIEL: Real snakes * (1:27:48) JOE, AZ; WILLIAM: Steph Curry complaining, farm * (1:30:51) WILLIAM, JOE: Mark angry, free country * (1:31:58) JOE, WILLIAM: Romans 12: 19, Luke 6: 27, Section 8 * (1:35:18) JOE, WILLIAM: WNBA, Kendrick (Section 80) * (1:37:24) JOE: Hake federal case, FAA, Congress * (1:44:47) KAREEM, NY: Iron Mark, angry blind, stats * (1:49:21) Coffee: Caller debates, please! * (1:50:04) Call me tomorrow, guys! (Joel Friday made crazy noises, whoa!) * (1:52:03) Tora! Tora! Torrance! - "Killer Cut The Phone Line" (2001, Get Into It) BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/4/18/the-hake-report-thu-4-18-24 PODCAST / Substack  HAKE NEWS from JLP  https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2024/4/18/us-congress-wants-to-fund-ukraine-taiwan-and-israel-hake-news-thu-4-18-24 Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/show VIDEO  YouTube  -  Rumble*  -  Facebook  -  X  -  BitChute  -  Odysee* PODCAST  Substack  -  Apple  -  Spotify  -  Castbox  -  Podcast Addict  *SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or  BuyMeACoffee, etc.  SHOP  Spring  -  Cameo  |  All My Links  JLP Network:  JLP  -  Church  -  TFS  -  Nick  -  Joel   Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
Obama a SOCIALIST! The Hake and Snake Show! | Wed 4-17-24
1w ago
Obama a SOCIALIST! The Hake and Snake Show! | Wed 4-17-24
Proof: Obama a "redistribution" socialist! Black and white callers go to war on Hake, except for a Guatemalan gal who married white! The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 17, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start/Topics (Oops, Greggatron, your super tomorrow!)  * (0:03:08) Hey, guys! FH tee* (0:05:11) Obama the socialist (complicated business) * (0:08:35) Interlude, victim mentality * (0:12:35) Obama Loyola U 1998: Redistribution * (0:18:00) Obama Chicago Public Radio, 2001 * (0:29:02) JOE, AZ: Mama socialist * (0:39:49) JOE: Downplaying crime * (0:44:33) WILLIAM: Section 8, discrimination * (0:49:29) WILLIAM: Resisting arrest, BLM, Hiring * (0:51:18) WILLIAM: No Frederick, College * (0:53:46) WILLIAM: Steph Curry fit over low-income neighbors * (0:57:04) Starflyer 59 - "I like your photographs" "...moves on" (2001, Leave Here a Stranger) * (1:05:37) Rumble Rants: Joe's platform, Section 8 discrimination, NDA's * (1:08:14) Coffee: "Something nice" * (1:08:37) Carver: Take the L, Stronger Men's Conference * (1:10:34) FLOR, Guatemala: neighborhood contrast, American husband * (1:16:37) FLOR: "Partner," Hospitals are liberal, English, morality * (1:23:20) FLOR: Adoption corruption, trans, nonbinary, gay * (1:26:01) MARK, CA: The Hake and Snake Show, emotional people * (1:40:05) FREDERICK: Covid not paying rent, Section 8 * (1:45:28) JOHN, NY: Bronx shooting, scooters, whites * (1:49:40) MAZE, OH: Anger, Adoption, Section 8 * (1:51:55) Vollmar - "Who Have You Never Spoken With (Spilled Upon The Ground)" (2004, 13 or so people who need chances) 'The Hake and Snake Show... are you secretly a COMMUNIST?' (14-min)  YouTube  |  Rumble  BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/4/17/the-hake-report-wed-4-17-24 PODCAST / Substack  HAKE NEWS from JLP  https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2024/4/17/liberal-media-attack-justice-clarence-thomas-over-j6-hake-news-wed-4-17-24 Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/show VIDEO  YouTube  -  Rumble*  -  Facebook  -  X  -  BitChute  -  Odysee* PODCAST  Substack  -  Apple  -  Spotify  -  Castbox  -  Podcast Addict  *SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or  BuyMeACoffee, etc.  SHOP  Spring  -  Cameo  |  All My Links  JLP Network:  JLP  -  Church  -  TFS  -  Nick  -  Joel  Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
WNBA all fashionable now | Tue 4-16-24
Apr 16 2024
WNBA all fashionable now | Tue 4-16-24
EEOC for aborsh! Calls on sin, temptation, and Trump. WNBA's new "star" and fashion! Education: Career! Simp's 45th anniversary! The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 16, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start/Topics * (0:03:19) Hey, guys! Daddy didn't leave YOU! (JLP tee) * (0:06:57) Employers must accommodate aborsh (EEOC) * (0:14:26) JAIME, MN: 1 John on sin * (0:17:36) JAIME: Paul denier * (0:19:02) JAIME: whites, Palestinian protesters, Jewish people, libs * (0:23:08) JAIME: Jesus on signs to flee * (0:24:11) FREDERICK: Exodus 21: 24-25, eye for eye, Hammurabi * (0:30:17) RICKA: Israel, plagiarism * (0:33:40) RICKA: Trump, peace, Iran * (0:35:21) LAWRENCE, ID: Choice, sin, temptation, forgiveness * (0:40:25) LAWRENCE: Sobriety, JLP, Anger, God's plan * (0:46:50) WNBA "star" Caitlin Clark, "orange carpet" fashion * (0:58:02) Steve Taylor - "Down Under" (1988, The Best We Could Find) * (1:02:41) Rumble: WNBA* (1:03:40) Coffees: Hiking shoe fund * (1:04:45) Coffee: Hake raps * (1:07:19) DANIEL, TX: Education? Career. * (1:15:41) JAMES, NY: Whites protesting own race (phone issue briefly) * (1:19:45) JAMES: "Self-hating" * (1:20:58) JAMES: Aborsh, China * (1:23:32) STEPHEN, MD: 87, No accredited black schools * (1:29:11) STEPHEN: Trump's 3 strikes, not godly?* (1:33:04) STEPHEN: Foghorn Leghorn, Trump * (1:34:29) STEPHEN: Baltimore, Maryland, Jovani Patterson? * (1:36:09) STEPHEN: Women, hatred and love * (1:37:19) SAM, Alaska: College, Truckers, Young don't wanna work * (1:43:14) Truckers per-capita on Hake and JLP shows * (1:45:25) Simp's sand castle on 45th anniversary, nice couple * (1:50:55) twothirtyeight - "Coin Laundry Loser" (2000, Regulate the Chemicals) Clip: SIMP sand castle! 🥰 (5-min)  YouTube  |  Rumble  BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/4/16/the-hake-report-tue-4-16-24 PODCAST / Substack  HAKE NEWS from JLP  https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2024/4/16/employers-forced-to-let-employees-off-to-commit-abortions-hake-news-tue-4-16-24 Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/show VIDEO  YouTube  -  Rumble*  -  Facebook  -  X  -  BitChute  -  Odysee*  PODCAST  Substack  -  Apple  -  Spotify  -  Castbox  -  Podcast Addict  *SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or  BuyMeACoffee, etc.  SHOP  Spring  -  Cameo  |  All My Links  JLP Network:  JLP  -  Church  -  TFS  -  Nick  -  Joel   Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
The ladies are conflicted! | Mon 4-15-24
Apr 15 2024
The ladies are conflicted! | Mon 4-15-24
Attacks in Sydney suburbs! Calls: Marxism. Obama. CRT almost got me! Holy Spirit? Jesus? Women in Heaven? Ladies argue about Gaza drama. The Hake Report, Monday, April 15, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:42) Topics: Stabbings, Conflicted women * (0:03:18) Hey, guys! WHM tee* (0:06:02) Australians under attack! * (0:15:20) JOHN, NY: Australia, USA, judge double standard  * (0:21:19) JOHN: Marxism, Totalitarianism (Omnitrans?) * (0:24:11) JOE, AZ: Obamaphone, FDR, algorithm, big money * (0:29:10) JOE: Obama was a socialist * (0:34:59) Nike Olympic uniforms too skimpy * (0:38:34) Airlines discriminating against immodest women! * (0:46:21) JAIME, MN: white fragility, CRT had me, pastor * (0:50:52) JAIME: fragility, cop cam, DV white women, weak men* (0:54:23) JAIME: Land outside L.A., rural freedom, urban living * (0:58:07) LN - "Stars Will Shine" (2001, Novel) * (1:03:21) Coffee: Donald Trump, massage parlors * (1:05:34) Coffee: Sion: comfortable lives * (1:05:58) Coffee: Destruction of old rock formations, Lake Meade * (1:09:07) Coffee: BasedAmericaFirst, Bidenomics, MAGAnomics * (1:12:15) DAVID, FL: Irish, German, Cherokee, anger * (1:15:20) DAVID: Holy Spirit, born again, sin, Jesus, baptism * (1:28:35) DAVID: JLP, serpent targeting weaker vessel * (1:30:05) AMAN, India: Endure, win the prize? * (1:33:49) FLOR, Guatemala: Ask God forgiveness? * (1:40:02) FLOR: Women rejecting Heaven * (1:43:20) Coffee: July just feels white! Anti-Semitic? * (1:44:32) Ladies in X replies: Gaza drama (cider-genay) * (1:51:08) Soul-Junk - "Ungst Func Slag Collision" (2002, 1957) BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/4/15/the-hake-report-mon-4-15-24 PODCAST / Substack  HAKE NEWS from JLP  https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2024/4/15/stabbing-attacks-in-sydney-suburbs-australia-hake-news-mon-4-15-24 Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/show VIDEO  YouTube  -  Rumble*  -  Facebook  -  X  -  BitChute  -  Odysee*  PODCAST  Substack  -  Apple  -  Spotify  -  Castbox  -  Podcast Addict  *SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or  BuyMeACoffee, etc.  SHOP  Spring  -  Cameo  |  All My Links  JLP Network:  JLP  -  Church  -  TFS  -  Nick  -  Joel   Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
Shoutout to the used-up ladies! | Fri 4-12-24
Apr 12 2024
Shoutout to the used-up ladies! | Fri 4-12-24
OJ's jury, 50-percent black ladies! Marc Lamont Hill, one of them! Lots of calls (and super chats) on God, "Love," intellectualism, etc. The Hake Report, Friday, April 12, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:55) Topics? OJ,  (Did not get to the Fed!) * (0:02:17) Hey, guys! All thoughts are lies JLP tee (Society6) * (0:04:46) OJ Simpson case * (0:08:15) OJ: black female juror * (0:16:51) OJ: Marc Lamont Hill* (0:23:33) PHILLIP, MO: Women; Kill my ego * (0:28:38) PHILLIP: Ego, women, money * (0:30:42) PHILLIP: Love, S-word * (0:34:18) PHILLIP: Liberal women? Evil in women and men * (0:37:40) AMAN, INDIA: Realize something, ask if it's true? * (0:43:41) AMAN: e.g. Aliens a distraction * (0:47:22) MICHAEL, CANADA: Crumbley parents * (0:50:39) MICHAEL was 2011 thug, his mother * (0:52:59) MICHAEL: Judgment, sin forgiven (Matt 12: 31-32) * (0:55:44) MICHAEL: Women beating men * (0:58:00) Andy Lau - 緣盡 (電影"龍鳳茶樓"主題曲) (End of Fate, Yuan Jin) * (1:03:28) Rumble: Evil Is Real, OJ Simpson, Nicole* (1:05:14) Coffees: Become what you hate? Judas? OJ story, Calamari? * (1:10:27) Coffee: Forced labor? Women taking men's kids? * (1:13:18) Coffee: Knowledge is poison? Surgeon * (1:18:08) Supers: Streamlabs, DLive treasure chest * (1:20:55) DANIEL, TX: Battle of the Crater, sieges * (1:28:08) GABRIEL, Canada: Work, pay later, God knows; thoughts * (1:36:16) KEVIN, NY: Bible, intellect, trinity, believe in * (1:40:30) KEVIN: Apocrypha symbol of Trinity * (1:43:20) Rumble: Calamari is squid, not octopus! (WWE Canadian) * (1:44:57) Supers: Lin Yen Chin: Proprioception * (1:49:46) Obamaphones: FDR 1936, not Reagan! * (1:51:42) California literacy the worst. "Bilingual ed," "income inequality," spending * (1:54:01) Frog Eyes - Reform the Countryside (2007, Tears of the Valedictorian) BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/4/12/the-hake-report-fri-4-12-24 PODCAST / Substack  HAKE NEWS from JLP  https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2024/4/12/kamala-harris-heads-to-pro-abortion-rally-in-az-hake-news-fri-4-12-24 Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/show VIDEO  YouTube  -  Rumble*  -  Facebook  -  X  -  BitChute  -  Odysee*  PODCAST  Substack  -  Apple  -  Spotify  -  Castbox  -  Podcast Addict  *SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or  BuyMeACoffee, etc.  SHOP  Spring  -  Cameo  |  All My Links  JLP Network:  JLP  -  Church  -  TFS  -  Nick  -  Joel  Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
Sociopathic LIARS like CLINTON! | Thu 4-11-24
Apr 11 2024
Sociopathic LIARS like CLINTON! | Thu 4-11-24
Calls: Obama, McCain, Clinton, JUDGED! Sociopath LIARS! Ladies punched in NYC. Hillary to voters: "Get over yourself." Don't show off or self-doxx! The Hake Report, Thursday, April 11, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:53) RIP OJ, gone to be with Nicole * (0:03:20) Hey, guys! I Love Boomers. * (0:07:31) JOE, AZ: Not Biden, but Obama 2x (NOT McCain) * (0:13:13) JOE: Obamaphones, socialism, Obamacare * (0:17:32) JOE: AJ Doc, Adam Lanza, gun control * (0:19:55) JOE: Protecting ego? * (0:23:34) DAVID, FL: OJ where? Black jury nullification? * (0:30:02) DAVID: McCain, Vietnam POW, weaker than water * (0:34:37) DAVID: Kids 30 years ago attacked him! * (0:37:40) Ladies punched in NYC * (0:44:46) Hillary: "Get over yourself" * (0:47:50) Hispanics, Latino/a professionals complaining * (0:52:27) JAMES, NY: Jesus socialist? Parents accountable? God * (1:00:58) Petra - "This Means War!" (1987, This Means War!) * (1:05:29) JAIME, MN: Joe Brown, OJ Simpson* (1:12:10) Coffee: Tap water vs EPA * (1:15:43) Coffee: Trump at Chick-Fil-A… RIP OJ * (1:19:02) RICHARD, NC: CDC Mandy Cohen, Frivolous lawsuits, CA * (1:25:16) RICHARD: Clinton-Newt balanced budget * (1:28:18) RICHARD: Sociopath, vacant eyes liar, narcissistic, charm * (1:31:28) ART, OH: Liars, Brandon Johnson, Chicago, Dexter Reed * (1:39:37) ART: Ladies punched in NYC * (1:42:06) Showing off jewelry, doxxing location, getting robbed/killed * (1:45:35) Supers: Lin Yen Chin: Gene editing by "will power" nose breathing * (1:49:00) AMAN, INDIA: Endure for the prize. What prize? * (1:50:34) Tora! Tora! Torrance! - "My Turn in the Hot Seat" (2000, Get Into It) BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/4/11/the-hake-report-thu-4-11-24 PODCAST / Substack  HAKE NEWS from JLP  https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2024/4/11/trump-aborsh-laws-are-up-to-the-people-hake-news-thu-4-11-24 Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/show VIDEO  YouTube  -  Rumble*  -  Facebook  -  X  -  BitChute  -  Odysee*  PODCAST  Substack  -  Apple  -  Spotify  -  Castbox  -  Podcast Addict  *SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or  BuyMeACoffee, etc.  SHOP  Spring  -  Cameo  |  All My Links  JLP Network:  JLP  -  Church  -  TFS  -  Nick  -  Joel   Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
Fiery Calls on Crusades, JLP, Alex Jones! | Wed 4-10-24
Apr 10 2024
Fiery Calls on Crusades, JLP, Alex Jones! | Wed 4-10-24
Calls today. News, Crusades; JLP hater Joe: black Americans R-worded? Alex Jones' $1.5B fine! Anger and judgment! The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 10, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Topics? Calls! * (0:01:06) Hey, guys! BOND tee (rebuildingtheman Teespring)* (0:02:57) DAVID, FL: Apple River stabbing case * (0:06:01) DAVID: Muslim anti-US chant, Venezuelan migrants * (0:08:35) DAVID: Aborsh pill, D&E, FDA, opioids, Percocets * (0:16:19) DAVID: Jesus is God? * (0:19:03) DENNY, Bulgaria: Crusades: 1st vs 2-4 disasters * (0:22:58) DENNY: Pope, Catholic Church, powerful politicians * (0:24:31) DENNY: Transgender issue, Wigs like women * (0:26:17) DENNY: God in the first Crusade? * (0:28:44) Debut album beats sophomore slump (Musicians' early work) * (0:30:50) Ethan Crumbley parents (Joel Friday, JLP's Expert) * (0:34:16) Putin's Christianity in Russia (vs the West) * (0:40:04) Putin "mob boss" replies * (0:46:59) "Blame America"? * (0:47:57) JOE, AZ: Romans 12: 19, speaking ill, anger (stroke) * (0:55:07) JOE: Blinded by anger, judgment * (0:57:20) JOE: Alex Jones, "defamation," 8th Amendment (excessive fines) * (1:01:40) ALEX, CA VS JOE: Dylann Roof, crime, it's not you * (1:06:08) JOE: Farrakhan and JLP the same? Repeating evil. (hang-up!) * (1:07:59) Starflyer 59 - "Happy Birthday, John" (2002, Can't Stop Eating EP) * (1:12:03) Coffee: Enzyme vs Hormone; * (1:12:27) Coffee: Anger, hate, "If I love anybody," beta hang-up? * (1:15:27) Rumble: The Great American Trade (trade citizens!) * (1:16:29) ART, OH: Most black Americans R-worded, agree * (1:21:10) Hake buddy appearance MAGA Ultra * (1:22:02) ART: Rolling with Trump, you, JLP, Joel, Nick * (1:22:37) JAMES, NY: Alex Jones documentary, graphic videos* (1:30:14) JAMES: Don't run and hide: go toward and subdue! * (1:34:09) JAIME, MN: AJ $1.5B, exorbitant * (1:36:33) JAIME: "It's not your fault." * (1:37:22) JAIME: Snap judgment on Ethan Crumbley parents * (1:37:59) Pardon strange interlude (Frederick Not Ready) * (1:38:29) WILLIAM: Well-wishes, tell the truth * (1:41:51) FREDERICK: Constitution, blacks defending selves * (1:47:27) MAZE, OH: What's a racist? (Hake tuned her out, sorry!) * (1:53:25) Vollmar - "Troubles at Bank" (2006, Okay) BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/4/10/the-hake-report-wed-4-10-24 PODCAST / Substack  HAKE NEWS from JLP  https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2024/4/10/ethan-crumbleys-parents-sentenced-for-his-actions-hake-news-wed-4-10-24 Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/show VIDEO  YouTube  -  Rumble*  -  Facebook  -  X  -  BitChute  -  Odysee*  PODCAST  Substack  -  Apple  -  Spotify  -  Castbox  -  Podcast Addict  *SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or  BuyMeACoffee, etc.  SHOP  Spring  -  Cameo  |  All My Links  JLP Network:  JLP  -  Church  -  TFS  -  Nick  -  Joel  Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
'COPS LIE ALL THE TIME' -Reddit Bro | Tue 4-9-24
Apr 9 2024
'COPS LIE ALL THE TIME' -Reddit Bro | Tue 4-9-24
Blind judgment! Baltimore bridge, anti-cop Reddit, Gaza drama. Meghan McCain, "happy" in her body! Woman on shmornography. A couple interesting calls! The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 9, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Topics / Stalling / Announcements (Cameo!) * (0:05:38) Hey, guys! * (0:08:35) Baltimore bridge: re-name? ("Civil Rights") * (0:17:00) Anti-cop Reddit: SB, CA police, kidnapped teen girl * (0:29:05) Gaza drama: reasonable ratio? * (0:39:46) Meghan McCain, Candace Owens, body image ("obese") * (0:46:25) "Shmaxine-injured" gal, "self-esteem" dream * (0:58:03) Steve Taylor - "Under the Blood" (1988, The Best We Could Find) * (1:03:11) Coffee: "Risk assessment" based on race? Profiling? Hiring? * (1:11:29) Coffee: Trumpican, not Republican, judgment * (1:14:45) Shmornography ruined marriage * (1:18:57) ALEX, CA: "Favorite caller," fear, accountability * (1:22:16) ALEX: Eclipse, FE, space denier, wasn't the moon * (1:25:42) ALEX: Video games, Chess vs Call of Duty, judgment * (1:29:43) Blind judgment: Accusers * (1:37:12) JOHN, TX: Roman Catholic, based? Crusades, Islam * (1:43:13) JOHN: Colonialism ended slavery * (1:46:28) (Hemming and hawing) * (1:48:28) Rumble: Shmaxine firing! * (1:51:14) twothirtyeight - "There Is No Dana" (2000, Regulate the Chemicals) BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/4/9/the-hake-report-tue-4-9-24 PODCAST / Substack  HAKE NEWS from JLP  https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2024/4/9/transgenders-imposing-on-catholics-and-naia-hake-news-tue-4-9-24 Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/show VIDEO  YouTube  -  Rumble*  -  Facebook  -  X  -  BitChute  -  Odysee*  PODCAST  Substack  -  Apple  -  Spotify  -  Castbox  -  Podcast Addict  *SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or  BuyMeACoffee, etc.  SHOP  Spring  -  Cameo  |  All My Links  JLP Network:  JLP  -  Church  -  TFS  -  Nick  -  Joel   Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
Shmornography, Marriage, and Judgment | Mon 4-8-24
Apr 8 2024
Shmornography, Marriage, and Judgment | Mon 4-8-24
Interesting calls! Michael Knowles interviewed a dirty-video-woman-turned-Christian! Bits of Sam Houston and Gen. Lee history! The Hake Report, Monday, April 8, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Topics: Porn star Christian, * (0:02:10) Hey, guys! Nevada tee * (0:03:13) JAMES, NY: Bro took mom in, "righteous anger" (Foster, Catholic Charities) * (0:18:49) Cernovich / M Knowles on porn, judgment* (0:24:27) It ruined my marriage, ex-husband paid! * (0:35:18) Other replies: Vitriol, men, women * (0:38:19) JOSH, GA: "sin" definition - the Devil * (0:42:54) JOSH: Lust example * (0:45:07) JOSH: JLP replay: Intellectualizing thoughts * (0:48:53) Hake beach stream (over weekend) * (0:51:39) STEVE, NJ: Don't marry a guy who's looked! * (0:57:26) STEVE: Marriage "redemption" * (1:03:17) LN - "Cars Must Burn" (2001, Novel) * (1:11:39) JAIME, MN: Housing prices, living frivolously * (1:21:01) JAIME: Salt in the air SF * (1:22:26) DANIEL: Civil War, TX Deep South 1861 * (1:32:33) DANIEL: Slavery views* (1:35:57) DANIEL: Gen Lee, public service, engineer, St Louis* (1:37:34) JAKE, MS: Hair! Joel, Nick, CLICK* (1:41:47) FREDERICK: Trump, Yellen, China, 2028 * (1:46:35) JOE, AZ: Gen Lee, PA slaved, Battle of the Crater, * (1:51:19) Call tomorrow! 2011 Sunday Archives Blueray problem * (1:52:01) Soul-Junk - “Moonpie Eating” (2002, 1958) BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/4/8/the-hake-report-mon-4-8-24 PODCAST / Substack  HAKE NEWS from JLP  https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2024/4/8/trump-made-505m-in-one-fundraiser-hake-news-mon-4-8-24 Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/show VIDEO  YouTube  -  Rumble*  -  Facebook  -  X  -  BitChute  -  Odysee*  PODCAST  Substack  -  Apple  -  Spotify  -  Castbox  -  Podcast Addict  *SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or  BuyMeACoffee, etc.  SHOP  Spring  -  Cameo  |  All My Links  JLP Network:  JLP  -  Church  -  TFS  -  Nick  -  Joel  Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
Kids and Adults, So Disrespectful Now! | Fri 4-5-24
Apr 5 2024
Kids and Adults, So Disrespectful Now! | Fri 4-5-24
14yo streamer puts hand in gal's food! Crime stats: Cooked books? OK vs NY violence. Look at yourself! Don't project on others! The Hake Report, Friday, April 5, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Announcements* (0:02:00) Topics* (0:04:06) Hey, guys! Mildly Attractive (with gal emoji) Hake tee * (0:08:54) JAKE HUSDON, MI: Hello! * (0:12:33) Disrespectful 14yo streamer Kizzy puts hand in lady's food! * (0:15:23) (Hake re-explains story to JLP, then replays clip portions) * (0:26:46) JOE, AZ: Your stats are lies, Hake. * (0:34:30) JOE: You're a criminal! Obamacare? Bipartisan is evil! -Hake * (0:39:44) JOE: Shh! Communists, AJ, documentaries, "incitement" * (0:42:51) Coffees: Solar eclipses: FE vs BE…* (0:44:46) Coffee: Disagree 90%, why bandwagon black blame? Prejudice? * (0:48:53) Coffees: Kizzy in Roots? Pro-Semitic Octopus, hate/love weakness * (0:53:29) Rumble Rants: Crime prosecution down (Hake excited), Obama, JLP * (0:54:51) Andy Lau - 絕望的笑容 (Desperate Smile) Jue Wang De Xiao Rong * (1:00:46) Coffee: Joe in Phoenix, a liberal. Anger * (1:03:16) Crime stats, OK vs NY (Coffee yesterday, Prof David Bernstein, X) * (1:16:33) GLENN, NY: Fudged stats, "Poverty" * (1:23:17) GLENN: Trigger words (racism), Justified theft, Anger * (1:28:27) GLENN: Showy criminals, Secret Service story ("I digress") * (1:31:01) GLENN: Joe in Phoenix got me angry, triggered ("I take it back") * (1:33:32) Men's Forum; Look at yourself, not others * (1:39:04) X: David Bernstein, anti-Israel ideology, Nazism, people * (1:51:01) False ending: Hake does Cameos now! (No Joel Friday TV today!) * (1:54:42) Baltimore bridge vs boat, Biden vs Bibi * (1:57:08) Frog Eyes - "The Fox Speaks to his Wife who is not quite Sure" (2004, Ego Scriptor) BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/4/5/the-hake-report-fri-4-5-24 PODCAST / Substack  HAKE NEWS from JLP  https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2024/4/5/biden-wants-bibi-to-protect-gaza-civilians-hake-news-fri-4-5-24 Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/show VIDEO  YouTube  -  Rumble*  -  Facebook  -  X  -  BitChute  -  Odysee*  PODCAST  Substack  -  Apple  -  Spotify  -  Castbox  -  Podcast Addict  *SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or  BuyMeACoffee, etc.  SHOP  Spring  -  Cameo  |  All My Links  JLP Network:  JLP  -  Church  -  TFS  -  Nick  -  Joel   Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
Feeding the 'Migrants'! | Thu 4-4-24
Apr 4 2024
Feeding the 'Migrants'! | Thu 4-4-24
Candace Owens, feminist! "Per capita" stats! Cannibalism? Bible: Don't be surprised! Pastors feeding the "poor," being a nuisance! FE call: Sun vs moon, explain! The Hake Report, Thursday, April 4, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Announcements / Topics * (0:03:05) Hey, guys! Santa Monica tee * (0:05:23) Tips: NAACP, Karl Rove, Candace English * (0:10:51) Candace Owens took her husband's name? * (0:11:58) Insanity defined * (0:19:21) TERRI, OR: Candace Farmer * (0:32:31) Coffees: Tip; Self-doxx! "Per capita"; "Courage"! * (0:36:24) Coffees: blacks at heaven's gates, Juvenile justice statistics* (0:43:42) Coffee: Tip, Spiffy tunes, Cannibals, Insanity* (0:50:31) Bible: Do not be surprised, dismayed (1 Peter 4: 12; Isaiah 41: 10) * (0:56:25) Jens Lekman - "A Man Walks into a Bar" (2005, Oh You're So Silent, Jens) * (1:01:37) OR church 6-days a week free food (1st Amendment) * (1:11:03) AZ "pastor" feeds migrants; mayor persecutes? * (1:19:51) JOE, AZ: Obama, William: Out-of-wedlock birth rates * (1:27:19) Coffee: Stats, crime rates, OK vs NY; Gethsemane ("Get Some Money"?) * (1:33:10) IG: Sad at opinion over "African Americans" (Christian-based) * (1:34:18) JAY, NH: FE, Moon, Sun, eclipse — explain! * (1:43:35) JEFF, LA: Homeless, Bible: Feed the poor * (1:46:23) Coffee: FE vs crime * (1:48:13) Obama: ACA, "raising costs," healthcare "a right" * (1:51:54) Huntingtons - "No Pool Party" (1999, Get Lost) BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/4/4/the-hake-report-thu-4-4-24 PODCAST / Substack  HAKE NEWS from JLP  https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2024/4/4/judge-illegals-can-sue-transport-company-that-took-them-to-marthas-vinyard-hake-news-thu-4-4-24 Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/show VIDEO  YouTube  -  Rumble*  -  Facebook  -  X  -  BitChute  -  Odysee*  PODCAST  Substack  -  Apple  -  Spotify  -  Castbox  -  Podcast Addict  *SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or  BuyMeACoffee, etc.  SHOP  Spring  -  Cameo  |  All My Links  JLP Network:  JLP  -  Church  -  TFS  -  Nick  -  Joel  Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
Callers drag Hake into arguments about 'anger'! | Wed 4-3-24
Apr 3 2024
Callers drag Hake into arguments about 'anger'! | Wed 4-3-24
Some fun calls. Axios report: Trump guy Stephen Miller against anti-white racism! A couple long calls on anger and emotions. The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 3, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:46) Topics (Stephen Miller; NOT Judges/Christians, NOT Obama) * (0:03:47) Hey, guys! Orange Henley * (0:05:13) DENNY, Bulgaria: Kids depend on parents? Good! Stay away from me! * (0:13:23) DENNY: Economics, parents taught some to work * (0:16:01) DENNY: Lazy colleagues, blame them (Hake, Nick) * (0:18:48) MICHAEL, Canada: Nostalgia, longing for Father God? * (0:22:07) MICHAEL: Redheads, short people (short fuse) * (0:24:04) MICHAEL: Drop morals / values work story * (0:29:22) MICHAEL: *Virus lab, Canada, Chinese spy * (0:31:08) Stephen Miller (CNN/Axios) Trump man * (0:41:07) For what's right vs politics * (0:47:32) FREDERICK, CA: Identify with what's right? Words * (0:53:34) FREDERICK ("RICKA"): Diversity, Minimum Wage * (0:58:05) RICKA VS JAIME, MN: Anger, no emotions, morals values (Indignant, PDF) * (1:04:59) JAIME vs RICKA: Republican vs Democrat, morals * (1:06:44) JAIME vs RICKA: Anger, PDFs * (1:11:02) Starflyer 59 - "Compeating" (2002, Can't Stop Eating EP) * (1:14:46) Coffee: Don't know God? Eye-opening since you talk God and Bible? * (1:18:35) Coffee: Earl (Hake's second-favorite caller, MIA) * (1:20:21) CashApp: BETA Justin? Rumble Rant: TEXIT! Reverse Swastika * (1:23:49) JAMES, NY: Heated Ricka? Priest missing boats God joke * (1:27:09) JAMES: JLP on God, wherewithal * (1:31:57) BEN, RI: Can't be a man; DV * (1:49:09) Call me tomorrow! No Wolf Eyes! (Hake's fault!) * (1:50:44) Coffee: Chinese scientist Canada tip (Supers tomorrow!) * (1:51:34) Mary Rice Hopkins - "Walk Like Jesus" BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/4/3/the-hake-report-wed-4-3-24 PODCAST / Substack  HAKE NEWS from JLP  https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2024/4/3/fda-greenlights-a-prescription-app-for-depression-hake-news-wed-4-3-24 Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/show VIDEO  YouTube  -  Rumble*  -  Facebook  -  X  -  BitChute  -  Odysee*  PODCAST  Substack  -  Apple  -  Spotify  -  Castbox  -  Podcast Addict  *SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or  BuyMeACoffee, etc.  SHOP  Spring  -  Cameo  |  All My Links  JLP Network:  JLP  -  Church  -  TFS  -  Nick  -  Joel   Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
Obama came to destroy independence! | Tue 4-2-24
Apr 2 2024
Obama came to destroy independence! | Tue 4-2-24
Black kids, less room for error? Obama's "Cash for Clunkers," exposed! Liberal: "Hate cannot be reasoned with…" The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 2, 2024 AD Get a Job stuff (not JLP, not Hake!) getajob.creator-spring.com TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Topics: profiling, Obama… * (0:04:35) Hey, guys! Get a Job "Savage Moments" tee * (0:07:48) Less room for error (black kids, prejudice revisited) * (0:18:19) Denial about out-of-control crime? (hipster takes) * (0:22:30) Germany jersey 44 recall (Looks like Nazi SS symbol, CNN Style) * (0:30:26) Cash for Clunkers: Obama, teen driver independence * (0:43:23) Obamacare ("ACA"), 26yo kids * (0:48:44) DAVID, FL: Cash for Clunkers, car industry * (0:53:26) DAVID: Computer chips, EMP; control, spoiling * (0:57:45) DAVID: Corolla S stick* (0:59:03) DAVID: Stimulus, Inflation * (0:59:36) DAVID: Melania, First Lady * (1:01:54) KEN, FL: Obamacare, minimum wage, Truth Social (promo JLP) * (1:04:46) WILLIAM, CA: Economy * (1:06:11) WILLIAM: Hake likes blacks, women; mamas a problem * (1:10:58) Steve Taylor - "Hero" (1984, Meltdown) * (1:15:11) Coffees: CSAL, TheMacDaddyAllen * (1:17:57) Rumble Rants: NightwaveRadio! Japan reverse swastika * (1:20:36) JAIME, MN: Turbocharged 4-cylinder wears out * (1:24:54) JAIME: Diesel vs gasoline * (1:27:32) JAIME: Souped up cars, can't fix 'em ourselves! * (1:29:20) JAIME: Brave browser, Cash for Clunkers * (1:31:57) JAIME: Student loans, car loans: Debt vs building wealth * (1:32:55) Hate cannot be reasoned with (Anti-Candace Guardian lib) * (1:46:02) Anti-Trump MSNBC gal on Ronna McDaniel (sanctity of elections?) * (1:49:45) Coffees: black Karen, Amazin' Asia * (1:50:51) twothirtyeight - "The Hands of Men" (2000, Regulate the Chemicals) BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/4/2/the-hake-report-tue-4-2-24 PODCAST / Substack  HAKE NEWS from JLP  https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2024/4/2/12-year-old-school-shooting-in-finland-hake-news-tue-4-2-24 Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/show VIDEO  YouTube  -  Rumble*  -  Facebook  -  X  -  BitChute  -  Odysee*  PODCAST  Substack  -  Apple  -  Spotify  -  Castbox  -  Podcast Addict  *SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or  BuyMeACoffee, etc.  SHOP  Spring  -  Cameo  |  All My Links  JLP Network:  JLP  -  Church  -  TFS  -  Nick  -  Joel   Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
Don't take the bait and hate! | Mon 4-1-24
Apr 1 2024
Don't take the bait and hate! | Mon 4-1-24
"Cash for Clunkers" calls. Poor Lizzo "quits"! "Trans Day of Visibility" reaction. "Emotional Support Animal" tenant "rights"! Pope washed women's feet! The Hake Report, Monday, April 1, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Topics * (0:02:55) Hey, guys! Hake tee * (0:04:23) JAIME, MN: Used car scam, cash for clunkers * (0:11:48) JAIME: Min wage, Africa, bridge, corruption * (0:16:37) JAIME: No anger, save your money * (0:17:04) AARON (Of Air N' Sea) UT: Cash for Clunkers * (0:25:15) Lizzo quits! Didn't sign up for this! * (0:32:20) Transgender Day of Visibility: Christian backlash * (0:41:23) JEFF, LA: fat joke, Biden vs what's right, military for women * (0:47:02) JEFF: Responsible for how you turn out? (Forgive mothers?) * (0:59:09) Mary Rice Hopkins - "No One Else I Know" (1991, Good Buddies) * (1:02:06) Coffee: Women's history mess * (1:05:14) Coffee: white kids misbehaving vs black kids? * (1:10:20) 364 days of invisibility? Insanity * (1:11:47) Insanity example: Arguing with Joe from Phoenix * (1:14:47) Trans Day per a Trump hater (slow start!) * (1:23:18) Nextdoor: ESA's (Emotional Support Animals) tenants * (1:34:50) BOND doesn't like dogs! No, it's just weak! * (1:37:37) Italy in decline: Can't sell 1-euro houses! (Patricia puff piece) * (1:44:29) Pope washed all women's feet (prison!) * (1:51:30) Soul-Junk - "Sweet to My Soul (White Hot Apostle Mix)" (2000, 1956) BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/4/1/the-hake-report-mon-4-1-24 PODCAST / Substack  HAKE NEWS from JLP  https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2024/4/1/20-minimum-wage-for-ca-fast-food-employees-hake-news-mon-4-1-24 Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/show VIDEO  YouTube  -  Rumble*  -  Facebook  -  X  -  BitChute  -  Odysee*  PODCAST  Substack  -  Apple  -  Spotify  -  Castbox  -  Podcast Addict  *SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or  BuyMeACoffee, etc.  SHOP  Spring  -  Cameo  |  All My Links  JLP Network:  JLP  -  Church  -  TFS  -  Nick  -  Joel   Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
What's wrong with the CWP's? | Fri 3-29-24
Mar 29 2024
What's wrong with the CWP's? | Fri 3-29-24
All calls today: What's wrong with the "CWP's"? Is racism bad? Property values decline with low-quality people! Woman goes off over Rabbi Shmuley! The Hake Report, Friday, March 29, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:41) Hake on MadeByJimbob Mixed Bag Panel 8 today! * (0:03:03) Hey, guys! The Big Stick tee * (0:05:31) JAIME, MN: A call about whites, JLP harping on blacks * (0:15:38) DAVID, FL: Whites sick of the "racism"; Pro-crime Dems * (0:21:37) DAVID: America over; Far from God; Racism per capita * (0:26:52) JOE, AZ: Property values * (0:37:02) JOE: whites do it too. Sammy the Bull * (0:41:34) BYRON, OR: Everybody racist, good / bad * (0:48:39) BYRON: America under attack * (0:52:03) Rumble Rants: Evil Is Still Real * (0:56:50) Mary Rice Hopkins - "Easter Rise Up" * (1:02:01) MAZE, OH: What's wrong with the CWP's? * (1:13:05) MAZE from Alabama; African huts * (1:15:43) MR J, AR: Apartment, Section 8 neighbors, students * (1:22:55) RACHEL, WV: Rabbi Shmuley, AJ interview; Don't worry, calm down!* (1:40:02) RACHEL: Monkeys in a cage, sprayed, stop climbing a ladder * (1:44:35) Coffees: Regulations, bribery? Sion, Keisha, JLP* (1:46:27) Coffee: Crime stats, interracial comparison, "out-of-control"? * (1:49:19) Coffees: Jesus, Messiah; Monkeys experiment * (1:50:31) (No Joel Friday!) Rumble Rants: Evil Is Still Real (I disavow) * (1:53:23) PETE, AK: Fear, hate, ignorance; Good War on Drugs… * (1:56:01) Mary Rice Hopkins -  "Matilda the Gorilla" (Call me next week!) BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/3/29/the-hake-report-fri-3-29-24 PODCAST / Substack  HAKE NEWS from JLP  https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2024/3/29/pope-francis-washed-all-womens-feet-hake-news-fri-3-29-24 Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/show VIDEO  YouTube  |  Rumble*  |  Facebook  |  X  |  BitChute  |  Odysee* PODCAST  Substack  |  Apple  |  Spotify  |  Castbox  |  Podcast Addict  *SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or  BuyMeACoffee, etc.  SHOP  Spring  |  Cameo  ||  All My Links  JLP Network:  JLP  |  Church  |  TFS  |  Nick  |  Joel  Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
Bringing back Christianity! | Thu 3-28-24
Mar 28 2024
Bringing back Christianity! | Thu 3-28-24
Mitch's sis-in-law died! "Truth" ego debates. Trump Bible! Christians, "antisemitism." RIP Joe Lieberman! Woman victimhood culture attacks men! The Hake Report, Thursday, March 28, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:02) Topics: Conspiracy! Trump Bible; "Anti-Semitism"; Soccer kiss * (0:04:17) Hey, guys! Desert fox? (Joshua Tree tee) * (0:07:20) Angela Chao, Baltimore Bridge (debunked!) * (0:22:15) JOHN, NY: Bridge, Low standards, Church, freedom * (0:27:58) JOHN: Truth won't come out (JFK); Fear * (0:31:17) JOHN: JLP disagreement * (0:42:48) ALEX, CA: Thinking you're better (Joe in Phoenix, AZ) * (0:43:54) ALEX: Angry at drummer story * (0:48:14) Marlon Brando vs reporter (and dog Tim), "Best Actor"? * (0:54:28) X: John 5: 25 dead hear and rise with life * (0:55:48) Coffees: MRH "Chicken Lips," Knights of the New Crusade * (0:57:33) Coffee: Receipts on conspiracy theory (The Key) * (0:58:04) Low - "Point of Disgust" (2002, Trust) * (1:03:43) DREW, USA: Are you Christian? (JLP call today) * (1:07:15) DREW: Jesus, Elijah, wilderness, Satan * (1:10:18) Trump's "God Bless the USA" Bible (dot com!) * (1:19:35) MartyrMade on Christians and "antisemitism" * (1:30:07) RIP Joe Lieberman (Al Gore's Jewish VP pick, 2000) * (1:36:04) "Unwanted" kiss prosecution (Spanish women's World Cup) * (1:50:01) Coffee: Neighborhood discrimination (white-black, Italian, LGB[T]...) * (1:51:17) Donut Man - "Children Children" (2001, Praise Him) BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/3/28/the-hake-report-thu-3-28-24 PODCAST / Substack  HAKE NEWS from JLP  https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2024/3/28/nyc-gals-getting-punched-in-the-face-per-tiktok-claims-hake-news-thu-3-28-24 Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/show VIDEO  YouTube  |  Rumble*  |  Facebook  |  X  |  BitChute  |  Odysee*  PODCAST  Substack  |  Apple  |  Spotify  |  Castbox  |  Podcast Addict  *SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or  BuyMeACoffee, etc.  SHOP  Teespring  ||  All My Links  JLP Network:  JLP  |  Church  |  TFS  |  Nick  |  Joel  Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
'DEI' slur? DoorDash fraud! | Wed 3-27-24
Mar 27 2024
'DEI' slur? DoorDash fraud! | Wed 3-27-24
s/o black ladies! Baltimore mayor slurred as "DEI"! Community Notes mad! DoorDash fraud: black hands doctor food delivery pic for refund! The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 27, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:28) Topics: DoorDash fraud, "DEI" slur (I disavow) * (0:03:07) Hey, guys! Tan pocket tee * (0:04:30) PATRICK, NY: Adam and Eve, my girlfriend * (0:12:12) Coffees: Black women, gregarious? Wallet! Lbvs * (0:16:31) Coffee: tech companies turning red states blue * (0:17:53) JAMES, NY: Kids rioting on video * (0:25:12) JAMES: Giving evil people a chance? * (0:27:59) JAMES: A Sean minute? * (0:28:47) "DEI" slur? Baltimore mayor, X Community Notes * (0:45:24) "DEI" slur? overreaction quote-tweets * (0:55:21) FREDERICK, CA: You crying, sound racist * (1:02:11) AARON, UT (Of Air N' Sea) Baltimore is a dump * (1:06:33) AARON: Baltimore bridge * (1:08:44) AARON: Baltimore racial tensions * (1:11:00) Over the Rhine - "Suitcase" (2003? Ohio) * (1:17:07) Coffee: Letitia James, Trump, guilty, innocent (AI Joe) * (1:18:37) Coffee: Hilarious, not easy cracking the whip! * (1:19:48) Lin Yen Chin: High IQ, high-T require Sapience * (1:21:18) DLive: Black Rock buying neighborhoods? * (1:22:39) WILLIAM, CA: Trump legal. * (1:23:48) WILLIAM: Date a black woman! Whip-cracking * (1:27:44) WILLIAM: Women's History Month * (1:28:12) DoorDash fraud, medium rare/well-done, black hands (punish!) * (1:42:38) Coffee: DEI, Affirmative Action, derogatory language (anti-boy culture!) * (1:47:56) Coffee: Chinese Star Sign? Year of the Rooster/Cock (Closing) * (1:50:49) Mary Rice Hopkins - "Chicken Lips" BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/3/27/the-hake-report-wed-3-27-24 PODCAST / Substack  HAKE NEWS from JLP  https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2024/3/27/nbc-caves-to-revolt-over-ronna-mcdaniel-hake-news-wed-3-27-24 Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/show VIDEO  YouTube  |  Rumble*  |  Facebook  |  X  |  BitChute  |  Odysee*  PODCAST  Substack  |  Apple  |  Spotify  |  Castbox  |  Podcast Addict  *SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or  BuyMeACoffee, etc.  SHOP  Teespring  ||  All My Links  JLP Network:  JLP  |  Church  |  TFS  |  Nick  |  Joel  Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe