We Should Start a Band

On their debut album Wild Rice Has Integrity, the hipsters are getting controversial. They are fed up with having too many options when sitting down to eat and aren't afraid to say so! They long for simpler times, when salad bars were plentiful , soup and sandwich combos straightforward were , and you made your own cleats by hammering nails through your shoes. Should you listen this week? We'll make the choice easy for you…yes, you should.Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Sour at the Back, the hipsters are finally getting around to trying a selection of hard seltzers. From discussing the best marketing and packaging, after all sexy seltzer sells, to making out with a pine tree, or was it making beer out of a pine tree? Anyway the hipsters are letting loose and getting carbonated. ASMR trigger warning, this is not the episode for those with weak bladders.Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.comElevator music bossa nova by Lesfm from Pixabay

On their debut album, Two Body Saturday, it is a night of madness, Mall Madness that is. Join the hipsters as they time travel back to their teen years and embrace their inner mallrats. Some hipsters haven't been to a mall in years and it shows. But it isn't all fun and boardgames. How will the hipsters handle the ups and downs and sideways as a hipster cat creates an earthquake big enough to combat capitalism? Who will make it to the parking lot first? And will they do a haul video? Only time, or the next hour, will tell.Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Tossed on the Table, the heat is getting to the hipsters, so they are heading out to get a frozen treat. They have chased down the local ice cream truck and ordered the most nostalgic option on the menu. Join them as they enjoy their summer treats while diving into deep thoughts such as is the earth actually round or really a dome, are chunks okay in ice cream, and what is the proper way to eat an ice cream sandwich? So step up and place your order, would you like that in a cone or a cup?Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album If You Can, Why Don't You, the hipsters are taking a detour home from their local late night craft brewery to grab a helping of deep fried cereal with a side of doughnut encased pulled pork. They're exchanging Instagram handles with the other regulars, logging their drunk cravings in the app, and arranging a tee time for the following day's game of hangover golf. Hopefully the perfume ghost can steer clear long enough for them to enjoy their post-drinks nosh.Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Tinfoil Three Piece Suit, the hipsters are asking the deep questions and uncovering the secrets of alien abductions with the help of ListVerse’s ‘10 Signs You Might Have Already Been Abducted by Aliens’. They are traveling to the farthest reaches of the universe, all the way to the Vegas of the Midwest and beyond. From missing time and crazy parties to shadow people and technical difficulties, they are leaving no saucer unturned in their quest for the truth.Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

Not everything the hipsters say is gold. In fact, most of it isn’t but they still need to fill a podcast. The truth is that as authentic as they want to be, even the hipsters have to edit on occasion, and when they do, some brilliant snippets of hipster wisdom can be lost to the cutting room floor. Now is your chance to see the rants, the jokes, and the real hipsters behind the microphone. Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album 10 Hours of Lawn Mowing, the hipsters are going live (in that it was live at some point) about their opinions on real-time broadcasting. They are even (discussing) opening the lines to take calls concerning scripted reality, if recording lags are necessary, the extensive powers of witches, and many other topics that are not related to live shows. So get your knees out and find your seats. And please, hold your applause until the end of the episode.Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Dime-Store Cheesecake, the hipsters set sail to find the perfect place to enjoy their desserts without having to share. The only option, a deserted island of course. Now to pull together a pudding packing list of tasty treats they want to keep all to themselves. It will take heading to a desert island, or should we say a dessert island, to truly dig into one of dining’s greatest dilemmas, do we really need to share dessert?Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Sauce Landslide, the hipsters head out for a bite to eat and what better place for a salty snack than the local burger joint? They will be ordering off the secret menu while addressing serious issues such as pickle distribution and which chain has the inferior fry. Pull up a booth and get your refills ready, this is shaping up to be one happy meal. Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Deep-seated Fantasy (B-side), the hipsters continue to test the bonds of their friendship with the finale of how well do they know the other hipsters game. Like so many B-sides before, this is the side of the album that holds the real gems like Heritage Avocado Toast’s feelings on ironing and why a kale tiramisu might not be such a bad idea.Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Deep-seated Fantasy, the hipsters test how well they really know each other after so many years. From their go to karaoke song to what they would buy at the farmers’ market, they will test their knowledge. Things may get a bit sticky, especially when the hipsters address their favourite pizza toppings. They get so caught up in their battle that it will even spill into a second episode.Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album No Plug in the Hallway, the hipsters burn through their opinions on all things candle related and wax on about other ways to use, well, wax. They can't promise any of these are reasonable ways, it is the hipster crew here after all. It's a hot one this week but trust us, no other podcast can hold a candle to this episode. Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Pony Zoning, the hipsters are heading back into the kitchen to share their favourite gadgets as well as their love of all things off topic. Listen as they answer the big questions like which appliance gives you the most bang for your buck, when is it a good time to buy a pony, and what is the origin of the dough hook?Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album A Laugh ‘til You Cry Kind of Day, the hipsters are back and ready to take on 2022. But is 2022 truly ready for them? Between the dirty jokes, terrible decisions, and ambush ASMR (Retro Denim Jacket's favourite), the hipsters will be taking a forward look at what the internet has in store for the new year. From this-core to that-core, red mullets to lockdown mullets, no trend is safe from their scrutiny. Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut Christmas album I Don't Want To Cry At Christmas, the hipsters start the season in style; wearing plaid pyjamas and curled up in front of their favourite holiday films. And while they can't agree on what qualifies as a Christmas film, this may just be the first, and probably only, episode where all the hipsters manage to stay on topic (mostly). Tune in to find out what they are watching this holiday season and why they have such terrible taste.Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.comBells from Zapsplat.com

On their debut album Next Day Gravy, the hipsters tackle turkey day. They toss around how to cook the bird, try to avoid getting off sides, and go for a two pie conversion. They might end up having a full on fowl out over the sauce. Tune in to find out!Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Don’t Eat the Seeds, the hipsters are pitting, or should we say coring, different types of apples against each other in the ultimate apple battle royale...à la mode. From applesauce to apple vodka to why you shouldn't climb on taxidermy the hipsters will be giving their hot, and cold, takes on all things relating to their favourite fall fruit. Get ready to take a juicy bite of another tasty episode.Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album Just the Tin, the hipsters eagerly embrace their favourite season and all the joys it has to offer. From autumnal clothing to fall fare, there is nothing the hipsters do not love about this time of year. They even venture into the realm of Hallmark movies for the first time in 2021, where Retro Denim Jacket shows her shallow colours. Let’s just say, you better be the cute brother if you want her attention. So put on your favourite flannel, heat up the mulled wine, and get ready to take a stroll through the leaves with your favourite hipsters. Music: It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

On their debut album The Halloween Album, the hipsters settle in for an evening of sinister cinema filled with all the top hipster recommended Halloween films. Feeling inspired they even discuss taking on a macabre movie production themselves with their guaranteed blockbuster, The Quiet Car. All that creative energy even gets them one step closer to actually starting their band, sort of. Warning, this episode may contain spoilers but we promise no jump scares.Music: Dead Spawn and It's Not Over 'Til The Bossa Nova by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com