I was Robbed at the Gas Station! The Oldest Hiker, Astronauts, and a Parenting Tip on getting your Child's attention.

Mar 9 2022 • 5 mins

The Dad Joke King Episode 7...

Intro...

This is the Real Kevin Richardson and welcome to The Dad Joke King. The home of the sometimes funny dad joke, but I wouldn't count on it.

In Today's show, I have news about the oldest man to hike the Appalachian trail. I have jokes about astronauts and I have to share about being robbed at the gas station. Then we've got the rapid fire dad joke medley and a parenting tip you will not want to miss. Oh yeah, stick around for the after show to hear about how I helped a little girl.

The Oldest Man...

In today's news... an 83 year old man has become the oldest man to hike the Appalachian trail. He dedicated the hike to his wife that died a few miles back.

Astronaut...

Did you hear the story about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed some space.

Dad Joke of the week...

I was robbed at the gas station today. When the police officer arrived asked me if I knew who did it, I said yes, Pump #4

Dad Joke Medley...

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer? The space bar.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.
I failed math so many times in school, I can't even count.
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my food down.
I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

Parenting Advice...

If you are having trouble getting your child's attention. Do this... sit down and look comfortable. It works every time.

Call to action...

Your challenge this week is to visit me at DadJokeKing.com and click on the "Tell a dad joke" button and tell me a dad joke. We have a growing community on TikTok, Instagram, YouTube and this podcast and I do want to hear from you.

Outro...

Outro Thanks for listening to The Dad Joke King. Visit The Dad Joke King website for more sometimes funny dad jokes, but I wouldn't count on it. See Ya!