France, Greece, St. Paddy's Day, The Police and the Best Parenting Tip of All

Mar 16 2022 • 4 mins

The Dad Joke King Episode 8...

Intro...

This is the Real Kevin Richardson and welcome to The Dad Joke King. The home of the sometimes funny dad joke, but I wouldn't count on it.

In today's show, I have a joke about France and Greece. I also have a joke about a cliff hanger. Then I've got a story about getting pulled over by the police. Then we've got the rapid fire dad joke medley, a Saint Paddy's Day joke and a parenting tip that you will not want to miss. Oh yeah, stick around for the after show to hear about Dr. O'Malley.

French Fries...

Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece!

Cliff Hangers...

You know what they say about cliff hangers...

Dad Joke of the week...

I got pulled over by the police today. He looked at my license and said your supposed to be wearing glasses. I said I have contacts. He said, I don't care who you know.

Dad Joke Medley...?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
Can February March? No, but April May.
What did the baby corn ask mama corn? Where's my pop corn?
I used to believe that all things pass-until I got stuck behind a school bus.
Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.
Two men walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would have ducked.
What do you call a guy who's had too much to drink? A cab.
Why did the rooster cross the road? To prove he wasn't a chicken.
The trouble with getting to work on time is that it makes the day so long.

Parenting Advice...

One word...Alcohol!

Call to action...

Your challenge this week is to visit me at DadJokeKing.com and click on the "Tell a dad joke" button and tell me a dad joke. Yes, I am speaking to YOU! Let me speak slower... tell...me...a...dad...joke.

Knock Knock Joke

Outro...

Outro Thanks for listening to The Dad Joke King. Visit The Dad Joke King website for more sometimes funny dad jokes, but I wouldn't count on it. See Ya!