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The BOHRing Podcast

The BOHRing Podcast

The podcast you're too ashamed to tell people about. Real stories. Ranting. Resentment. Weekly.


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Bravo & Beer Trailer!
Jun 4 2020
Bravo & Beer Trailer!
Bravo & Beer is a brand new trash-hole reality TV recap podcast about Bravo and TLC's reality freakshow from the perspective of three drunk guys with a dirty secret: we enjoy this crap. And our opinions are 100% realer than 90% of the real housewives bodies. How do you define spousal abuse? If it's conning your husbands into watching this with you, and then laughing as they go down a spiral of denial, mockery, depression and finally: acceptance, this is the podcast for you. We'll be doing a Bravo Beer Bong to kick off every episode, have some Bravo power rankings, Best of the B*tch, sketches and horrible impressions on top of good old fashioned meanness. But from a drunken male perspective. And who doesn’t want to hear from MORE DRUNK MEN?
What's Having Sex On Your Face? We Tell You.
2d ago
What's Having Sex On Your Face? We Tell You.
Deshaun Watson: WWE manager... Baker Mayfield, midget wrestler... Vince McMahon, pants orgasm-er! Ring Doorbell Ugly Testers (TM)... What's having sex in your face pores?... $6 Bohring Bucks to cure inflation...and Prenup Phone apps!
Getting STDs in Cars is Finally Profitable
Jun 17 2022
Getting STDs in Cars is Finally Profitable
STDs are FINALLY paying off big... Did the Big Tornado Lobby cover up Philadelphia tornados? ...When do dead cats stop smelling? ...Don’t be a dumb old bitch, don’t get eaten by a shark... Two car bumper stickers... and two season passes for the wastewater treatment tour please!
Running Trains: Everything to Know About Tooting
Jun 9 2022
Running Trains: Everything to Know About Tooting
This episode is all about TRAINS. Pulling out of women and pulling into cars... The eroticism of coal dust... You never played Moleman? "...I am not a crooked nail! ...Trainforce One... That's why they're called RAILS of cocaine - do your research!
Deshaun Watson's Massage School For Wayward Girls
Jun 2 2022
Deshaun Watson's Massage School For Wayward Girls
Reno, the lobster capital of the world... Two orders of boob sweat please... Amber Heard is like Hillary Clinton... It would’ve been acceptable in Egypt... DeShaun Watson’s massage school for wayward girls... You’re shoveling that pile of shit all wrong... and KNOW. YOUR. TRAIN. HISTORY, AMBER! Support the show and get our weekly "warm up" show!
Dad, Pass the "Period Crunch", Please
May 26 2022
Dad, Pass the "Period Crunch", Please
Orgasming toy poop turtles... It might just be the vibrator in your ass... Dad, pass me a bowl of that Period Crunch please... It’s number 1 on the Serbian Punk Rock Trance Billboard Chart... Sorry I couldn’t be on the show, my head was in someone's ass.Join our Patreon for weekly bonus shows!
It's Not Cheating If It Doesn't Have a Soul
May 19 2022
It's Not Cheating If It Doesn't Have a Soul
Robot strip shows… it’s not cheating, if it doesn’t have a soul… sudden onset bra dementia… she repeats all the talking points, but she’s also racist... you don’t understand, the vodka is for my dog… it's a wider problem beyond burritos!
BOHR 51: Amber Heard Did Blow In Court
May 12 2022
BOHR 51: Amber Heard Did Blow In Court
Did Amber Heard do blow bumps in court? Our expert jury decides... Guns and Japanese wrestling mix... Paige is the SATAN of Summer House... and any idiot should be able to design a parachute suit...She has two urethras... It’s not gonna beat the butt-plug billboard
BOHR 50: STDs Are A Myth
May 5 2022
BOHR 50: STDs Are A Myth
BOHRing Rebrand II? When is too soon for sex jokes with Dad? Are STDs a myths? Is that Anne Frank’s diary in your ass? Are you dressed as the black Cat in a Hat? And Chlamydia... that’s a beautiful name.
BOHR 49: Pink Flamingo Butt Fingering
Apr 28 2022
BOHR 49: Pink Flamingo Butt Fingering
They call those “spinners" ...top the Steal Part II, Process Server Boogaloo... Two Men in a (Vegas) Bathroom... The New Diet Cocaine... 90 Day Hologram Fiance...Did you contract dwarfism?
BOHR 48: If You're Going to Bang a Lizard, Bring Your Friends!
Apr 22 2022
BOHR 48: If You're Going to Bang a Lizard, Bring Your Friends!
Stop coughing, Brian! Larry David stole my material... So I was fInger banging the bone in my throat... The beer propaganda... I didn’t think you were being racist before, but now I do... Here’s your ear back, sorry I kept it so long... and if you're going to bang an endangered lizard, make it a party.
BOHR 47: Why Would You Wear Cologne in Cleveland?
Apr 14 2022
BOHR 47: Why Would You Wear Cologne in Cleveland?
Abstract art or clogged toilet? ...Why would I put on cologne in CLEVELAND? ...Do you have any of those typewriters with a cock coming out of it? ...True story, he paid me a $100 to smell my dick... Too much whining on "Summer House," and an extended "Before the 90 Days" Tell-All Recap!
BOHR 46: Congressional Wheelchair Coke Jockeys
Apr 7 2022
BOHR 46: Congressional Wheelchair Coke Jockeys
A Very Stone Cold DUI at Wrestlemania... Mister Congressman, we need to talk, I’ll bring the cocaine! ...Are you bald? Are you sick of banging your wife? Try our new bacon sweat! ...Where’s a franchise QB get a sloppy cheesesteak blowjob in this town? Madonna goes full freak ...and WHO’S DRAINING YOUR BALLS, GINO?Get our weekly bonus show at
BOHR 45: There's No Chopsticks At This Whorehouse?
Mar 31 2022
BOHR 45: There's No Chopsticks At This Whorehouse?
And that’s how we created a nephilim... Don’t worry about that insane old man, he’s just Irish... I couldn’t find chopsticks ANYWHERE in the whorehouse... Not sure how I ended up with my cock out... How many times can you regift a butt plug?.. Wait you’re NOT buying the blueberry vodka for a high school cheerleader?
BOHR 44: Maybe She's Born With It...Or Maybe It's a Half D**k
Mar 25 2022
BOHR 44: Maybe She's Born With It...Or Maybe It's a Half D**k
Maybe she’s born with it, or maybe it's a half dick... How do you know if you don’t ask? ...Cleveland could be worse than Ukraine... Joke’s on you, take it out of my tip... So I got this boner, what are we gonna do about it? ...AND 90 DAY FIANCE TALK is back, for one day only!
BOHR 43: The TSA Gets Kinky
Mar 17 2022
BOHR 43: The TSA Gets Kinky
Don’t go to sleep with covid… TSA rubber gloves, ribbed for your pleasure… Calm down polar bear… 5 am St. Patrick's Day concussions... Sorry about the anal, I’m color blind… Read the sign, we only do ass-related autopsies!
BOHR 42: How Did MY Baby Get in YOUR Uterus?
Mar 10 2022
BOHR 42: How Did MY Baby Get in YOUR Uterus?
How did MY baby get in YOUR uterus? ...Hmmm, DO you deserve better? ...He’s not gay, he’s just sober... Never pay a hooker up front... Veal Gordon-Levitt, fashion icon... Douches do Paris Fashion Week! Plus. "Summer House" reactions.
BOHR 41: That's How I Got a Scab in My Vag
Mar 3 2022
BOHR 41: That's How I Got a Scab in My Vag
And that’s how I got a scab in my vagina... the Nancy Pelosi cha-cha-cha... How much coke can you do with a pig heart? A gay male prostitute... in a way. I would NEVER play as a dwarf in WoW you SOB! Kyle is coked-up on Summer House... And We could all only be so lucky as a dead bee on a hot day.
BOHR 40: Topless Oiled-Up Texas Politicians!
Feb 24 2022
BOHR 40: Topless Oiled-Up Texas Politicians!
Mom, Dad…I’m Black. Hey here’s joke, smash my head, now I’m dead… It’s a Black Tie gimp suit… Thomas C. Howell is tied up in my trunk… Freeze my dick twice, shame on me… No shoes, no service, no ranch. Get our bonus content! www.patreon.com/bohringpod
BOHR 39: Wait, Is That IN The D**k??
Feb 17 2022
BOHR 39: Wait, Is That IN The D**k??
Spray painted summer sausages... Stay out of The Hamptons, Howie!... Social justice cramps... if only we were cousins... you’re bringing fecal matter everywhere... is it IN the dick?? Plus we finally get into 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days.Bonus show weekly at
BOHR 38: Truck You!
Feb 10 2022
BOHR 38: Truck You!
Worst show ever… Getting into Fisting 101… Pig heart Vice President… Planned Parenthood to lockdown pipeline… Early onset pancreatitis… and many, MANY awkward pauses!