Just a quick little update from Magenta & Bernard, who are using a very tortured metaphor to tell you that they have a NEW PODCAST! It's called WHAM: We Have A Movie, and you can subscribe and hear the first episode right now. Join Magenta and Bernard as they invent smash hit movies based on popular toys, books, history and more! A podcast for anyone who likes Hollywood tropes. And comedy. And quantum mechanics. And BDSM. Something for everyone, really. From Long Cat Media, the creators of Mockery Manor, The Ballad Of Anne & Mary, Madame Magenta and Magenta Presents. Search for WHAM: We Have A Movie wherever you're listening to this! Or by tapping the link above and selecting your favourite podcast app. Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fi Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Read the Transcripts Magenta and Bernard are off on their second adventure as M&B Paranormal Investigators, dealing with a client from their past - Margot Mockery. That's right! They're off to Mockery Manor! It's a crossover episode, baby! Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Read the Transcripts Join Magenta and Bernard as they wrangle a restless spirit on their first official adventure as M&B Paranormal Investigators! Are you ready to RAWWWWK? Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Read the Transcripts Magenta & Bernard are appearing on the long-running home renovation TV show GREAT DECISIONS! Host Kenneth McCrag joins M&B at their new residence - Misty Moor Rectory - a vast, crumbling ruin in the middle of nowhere. It was very cheap. Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! And welcome to 2024! Magenta and Bernard are kicking off the year by solving a few problems sent in by listeners, with the esoteric guidance of three new bibliomancy books. If you'd like Magenta to help you with your problem, send an email to madamemagentauk@gmail.com There's also a little info about what M&B have in store for you next! And we dedicate this episode to the memory of our dear listener, Jake Broster, who we sadly lost in December. His brother has set up a JustGiving page to raise money for Jake's chosen charity, the Make-A-Wish Foundation UK. Please do donate, if you can, by going to this link. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Magenta and Bernard present the first episode of Desert Skies, a quirky, comedic, and heartfelt sci-fi podcast about life between this world and the next. Visit the Desert Skies website to subscribe on your podcast player of choice Our thanks to Desert Skies for their support! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Purchase the Madame Magenta Patented Decision Maker from our Ko-fi shop! Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's a very special episode - recorded live from the London Podcast Festival 2023, it's a fusion of Sonos Mystica and Magenta Presents! Magenta and Bernard meet their tragic fans and solve a few problems through the mystic arts of bibliomancy and cat cards, before embarking on a brand new, chilling tale - Little Boxes. Subscribe to Magenta Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

M&B are delighted be playing D&D! We now bring you the first in a two-episode campaign over at Dumbgeons & Dragons, an actual play podcast and fellow member of the Fable & Folly Network. Part Two of this adventure is arriving on March 15th, so head on over to Dumbgeons & Dragons to listen then! Have Some Wine, Punch Some Custard (a Magenta adventure) Dumbgeons & Dragons is an improvised actual play podcast where 4 best friends come together to tell tales of battling monsters, saving the world and build community. Moot, Glim and Sully were hired by two traveling adventurers Garira (Madame Magenta) and Yever (Bernard) who have caught wind of a buried treasure and wine stash that could net them a small fortune. The only trouble is they don't know what might stand between them and the fortune of the Monks of the Voiceless Order. Garira is magnificent. Yever goes in swinging. Sully Rubs his snake around. Moot goes for style points. Glim updates her workout routine. - - - - - - - - - - Find and listen to more adventures with the Dumbgeons & Dragons crew: Dumbgeons & Dragons - https://link.chtbl.com/kr-jwxUu?sid=podcast.magenta Facing Fate - https://link.chtbl.com/jOzWa9XD?sid=podcast.magenta - - - - - - - - - - CAST & CREW DM: Russ More Players: Amy More, Carla Maxted, Tom Laird, Madame Magenta, Bernard Dialogue Editing: Carla Maxted Sound Design: Russ More Music & Sound Effects: Epidemic Sound, Soundsnap, BOOM Library Cover Art: Chrissytor Illustrations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Subscribe to Magenta Presents now! Magenta and Bernard are back! First off, a couple of letters from Tragic Fans, and then the main event... We are thrilled to introduce our brand new show, MAGENTA PRESENTS - a horror anthology hosted by Madame Magenta herself, debuting with a five-episode miniseries GHOSTED. Perched on a rain-battered cliff edge is a former lighthouse; now a charming, boutique hotel. Owner and sole occupant Beth has spent months renovating, absorbing its essence into her bones, preparing for her first guest to arrive. But when they do, to Beth's horror, it is a figure from a past she has tried to forget. Keira. Face-to-face for the first time in years, the pair must reckon with old mistakes, old grievances. And something else, besides. Because the lighthouse has a past too. Head on over to the MAGENTA PRESENTS feed on your chosen podcast player to listen to the rest of the story! www.longcatmedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Buy a tea towel designed by Magenta! Greetings fans of the spooooooky esoteric! Due to an extraordinary scheduling error (Magenta and Bernard were accidentally using a calendar from 1998 because it had some good cat pictures), Magenta's Halloween Special 2022 is coming out on November 6th. Mags and Bernie have just taken on a Grand Designs style renovation project. They're doing up a derelict and extremely haunted 50-room Tudor mansion, because... well, it was just a bit of a bargain, really, and Magenta loves a bargain. It will be the perfect setting for their upcoming anthology series, MAGENTA PRESENTS, coming January 2023! More details soon. But in this episode - Letters answered! Spirits consulted! Spirits consumed! www.fableandfolly.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's time to introduce another of the wonderful actual play shows on the Fable & Folly Network! The Call of Cthulu Mystery Program In The Call of Cthulhu Mystery Program, cinematic audio drama and live tabletop roleplaying coalesce into an occult radio play of unknowable horror and black comedy! Each series is a standalone tale, boldly exploring Lovecraftian lore in queer and uncanny ways. What dark deeds unfold on the streets of Arkham? And which unwitting souls – innocent or impure – will succumb to the maddening call… OF CTHULHU? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The exciting Season Finale! How will Mags and Bernie oust the demon Glandyform? Find out now! www.longcatmedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

www.fableandfolly.com/survey Greetings fans of audio fiction podcasts! Our friends at Fable & Folly would like to ask all listeners to fill out this short listener survey. It's 25 questions, takes 5 minutes or so, and it really helps both them and us. As a thank you, you'll get access to a wonderful swag-bag of free digital content from your favourite Fable & Folly shows, including Mockery Manor, Midnight Burger, Civilized, Unwell, Alba Salix... and us! Go to fableandfolly.com/survey to take part. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Things are hotting up! Magenta, Bernard and Maybelline are finally coming face to face with the demon Glandyform. Will they be able to break the family curse at last? Find out in this exciting instalment! But not until after a couple of lovely letters from you, the lovely listeners. Email Magenta with your questions! madamemagentauk@gmail.com www.longcatmedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An update on the story from Magenta and Bernard! Enjoying the show? Support Mags and Bernie by buying one of their tea towels here! www.longcatmedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bernard and Magenta catch up with some letters! That's it, really. Buy a tea towel! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An update on the story from Magenta and Bernard! Enjoying the show? Support Mags and Bernie by buying one of their tea towels here! www.longcatmedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Magenta and Bernard catch up with letters sent in by you, the Tragic Fans! Buy Magenta's Esoteric Tea Towels! Beautifully screen printed tea towels are available from our Ko-fi shop. Ask Magenta a question by emailing madamemagentauk@gmail.com or on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK Listen to Long Cat Media's other podcasts, Mockery Manor and The Ballad of Anne & Mary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Magenta and Bernard are back! After a bit of a hiatus, as Magenta's not been very well (full details in the episode), but they're committed to carrying on with this bloody story. Buy Magenta's Esoteric Tea Towels! Beautifully screen printed tea towels are available from our Ko-fi shop. Ask Magenta a question by emailing madamemagentauk@gmail.com or on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK Listen to Long Cat Media's other podcasts, Mockery Manor and The Ballad of Anne & Mary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Buy Magenta's Esoteric Tea Towels! Beautifully screen printed tea towels are available from our Ko-fi shop. Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners! Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business. Then Magenta calls upon Tarot to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Head vs Heart. Ask Magenta a question by emailing madamemagentauk@gmail.com or on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK Listen to Long Cat Media's other podcasts, Mockery Manor and The Ballad of Anne & Mary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices