“One Mo’ Thang,” Episode 17
Nicki has shrunk to the size of a matchstick due to extreme dimension burn caused by her travels between Earth and Gneeecey’s wacky Perswayssick County. She finds herself living inside the canine-humanoid’s debris-filled T-shirt pocket—not a pleasant place.
Gneeecey quarrels with his double, Ebegneeezer Gesundheit Eeeceygnay. The nasty, more sophisticated canine-humanoid had unintentionally transferred himself from his Planet HyenaZitania to Perswayssick County and is staying with Gneeecey until he can return to the double-sunned planet he rules.
Inside Gneeecey’s T-shirt pocket, a spindly green grinning spider shows up, and Nicki’s life flashes before her. Then, one of the commuter jet-like insects that plague Perswayssick County—bugs that have mutated as a natural defense to appear to be high-flying planes—swoops into the picture. What would just be a pesky mosquito-like bite for a normal-sized human could prove fatal for someone Nicki’s size. She grabs a cracked wooden toothpick to defend herself.
The buzzing, living airplane attacks the arachnid. A vividly colored bloodbath ensues. Shaken, arm bleeding, Nicki scrambles inside an envelope.
Evil alien Markman gangster Blond Big-nosed Mark shows up. Gneeecey owes these creeps money. Lots of it. The Markman informs Gneeecey that boss Bob is demanding a “down payment.” Gneeecey reaches into his pocket and hands Blond Big-nosed Mark an envelope containing a thousand-dollar bill—and Nicki.
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