Does the latest Football Manager update have your regular goalscorers missing sitters from six yards? Notice anything about skewed shots when watching extended highlights? And just where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

So many questions, so little time this week as one of us genuinely needs a trip to the doctor but we're closing off the summer transfer window in Italy, wrapping up August and cruising through September, including our first taste of Champions League football since season four.

Is there anything Lorenzo Lucca can't do at this stage of the season? Is there any way Inter can bring down their inhibiting wage budget excess? And who's the old geezer spotted around the San Siro wearing black and red on deadline day?

Find out on this week's episode of The Football Manager Football Show which, contains strong language, though not as much as previous episodes.