Do..... you....... understand..... that we could not have done a bad movie month without talking about the 2000 sci fi flop that was Battlefield Earth! Why is this a guilty pleasure for Colin despite not being able to defend a lot of the nonsense? Is it possible this movie is so bad that Rossi ditched us in the recording? Why does Jamie still find John Travolta handsome beneath dirty dreads, bad teeth, alien makeup and 6 inch long fingernails? Could the humans or Psychlos possibly be any dumber in this movie? Would this movie be easier to accept if you watched it in black and white? Was Roger Christan playing a game of Whose Line Is It Anyway when directing Barry Pepper's performance? How much corporate politics and mining talk can we take? How much fun can we have just quoting Travolta's lines? Do you want LUNCH?! If you can get through the first 3 minutes of Battlefield Earth and are feeling a little masochistic on this crap-lousy day then download our latest bad movie episode like a good rat brain! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★