Eighteen years ago, Kaolin Vellum had an idea about how to make the world a safer place. Today, that very idea has triggered a chain of events that led directly to a scenario where he is spooning Spar in his childhood bed. Causality is amazing!

Map of Clovenheart

Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM

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Our music was provided by Louie Zong.
Intro -  Dogtective; Midtro -  At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.