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I Got Kidnapped By A 5 year Old

Story Time Animated

Nov 7 2022 • 11 mins

“Who do you think is most likely to ruin the family vacation?”

“You Aaron. You’re always doing something stupid!” NARRATOR’S OLDER SISTER

“Shut up!”

“Hi I’m the mom and I think that my husband is going to ruin the family vacation because he’s boring. Haha! Just kidding honey.” NARRATOR’S MOTHER

“Hi I’m Marla and I think that mom is going to ruin the family vacation because she never lets me do what I want.” NARRATOR’S LITTLE SISTER

“Hi I’m the dad and I don’t think that anyone is going to ruin the family vacation. I spent too much money on it so you better all be on your best behavior.

“I think my little sister Marla is going to ruin the family vacation because she’s annoying.”

“Marla stop kicking my seat!”

“You’re a butthead Aaron!” NARRATOR’S LITTLE SISTER

“Kids stop your nonsense! We can’t even enjoy a family vacation without you two behaving like feral animals!” MOTHER

“Sorry mom”

Marla was only eight but she was as tough as a little man. I was just trying to enjoy my music on the plane and she kept kicking my seat for no reason! I could have broken the window and pushed her out. Don’t think I hate her though. She’s my everything and when we weren’t arguing, we were usually having a good time together.


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