The Horny Housewife

Jordyn Hakes | Pleasure Podcasts

The Horny Housewife is the couples locker room talk, take notes. Your host Jordyn Hakes is raw, unfiltered and a bit salacious, discussing all things sex, the realities of marriage, & answering YOUR burning questions while always protecting anonymity. From dating your spouse, mismatched libidos, the male g-spot, backdoor entry, how-to’s for both men and women, no topic is off limits. Buckle up freaky fam I'm mentioning it all, tune in to learn how to be better in bed, more intentional in your relationships, and explore the unknown. Join me every Monday for some guaranteed laughs, no sugarcoating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast FOLLOW ME IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tik Tok @thehornyhousewifepodcast CONFESS/REQUEST *anon* www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. // Advertising/Business Inquiries : admin@pleasurepodcasts.com The Horny Housewife is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.

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99-  your "O" face, spouses desiring more sex and girls that are aroused by jealousy.
Yesterday
99- your "O" face, spouses desiring more sex and girls that are aroused by jealousy.
Locker room talk 101, your O face, his O face, her O face, girls can get performance anxiety- and squirting feedback for all. I adore you freaky fam. Buckle in-All your listener questions are going down today. We've got a husband yearning to release his load on his hott wife face- she is resistant to this idea-how can we change this?! If at all? A man with a perfect relationship except the fact he could sex a couple of more times a week- if only! My thoughts. Next up a wife who is fed up feeling undesired, sending racy texts with no reply, she is horny and he just isn't, she should be bothered? Hell ya. Lets talk about it. Another woman raves about her marriage, but gets nostalgic when thinking of the "pressed against the wall, ripping our clothes off, hott and heavy passionate-cant get enough of you- sex, and wondering does it ever come back? Our last and final question is about jealous + arousal=) Getting horny from being jealous! There are women who exist that get wet thinking of their man with another woman, in fact they like to get off to it- but it DOESNT mean they want to try this IRL. Tune in to hear more! Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon. Try Beducated (80+ courses) 24 hours FREE with code "JORDYN" plus discount on yearly subscription. Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Ask anonymously>www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com follow me on Instagram: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising/Collabs: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com
99-  your "O" face, spouses desiring more sex and girls that are aroused by jealousy.
Yesterday
99- your "O" face, spouses desiring more sex and girls that are aroused by jealousy.
Locker room talk 101, your O face, his O face, her O face, girls can get performance anxiety- and squirting feedback for all. I adore you freaky fam. Buckle in-All your listener questions are going down today. We've got a husband yearning to release his load on his hott wife face- she is resistant to this idea-how can we change this?! If at all? A man with a perfect relationship except the fact he could sex a couple of more times a week- if only! My thoughts. Next up a wife who is fed up feeling undesired, sending racy texts with no reply, she is horny and he just isn't, she should be bothered? Hell ya. Lets talk about it. Another woman raves about her marriage, but gets nostalgic when thinking of the "pressed against the wall, ripping our clothes off, hott and heavy passionate-cant get enough of you- sex, and wondering does it ever come back? Our last and final question is about jealous + arousal=) Getting horny from being jealous! There are women who exist that get wet thinking of their man with another woman, in fact they like to get off to it- but it DOESNT mean they want to try this IRL. Tune in to hear more! Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon. Try Beducated (80+ courses) 24 hours FREE with code "JORDYN" plus discount on yearly subscription. Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Ask anonymously>www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com follow me on Instagram: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising/Collabs: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com
97- horny and unsatisfied, unwilling to compromise and bringing erotic to the everyday with Dr.Alexandra Stockwell
Sep 19 2022
97- horny and unsatisfied, unwilling to compromise and bringing erotic to the everyday with Dr.Alexandra Stockwell
Happy Monday- todays listener questions include a husband whose wife resist his attempts at oral sex; he wants ALL of her and can't seem to comprehend why she denies him her lovely lady parts. Is it her or him? Another listener is a high libido wife who goes out of her way to be intentional and sexy in her marriage and its not reciprocated....in fact its not going sexy at all. This rejection has her resentful and horny for attention and sexual affection. Listen in on my perspective and advice. Today Im joined with the lovely Dr. Alexandra Stockwell, she is an intimate marriage coach and has been married 26 years- after her and her husband had more time to themselves in the marriage she thought the sex would get better; turns out nothing happened and she had to face her fears in regards to communicating her needs around sex to her husband. We discussed venting vs. dumping our emotions; why she believes not compromising is the answer to a sexy passionate fulfilling marriage, and how to navigate hard conversations around sex. Dr. Alexandra helps couples everywhere work through the issues blocking them from intimacy as well help guide them to bringing erotic in to the everyday. Visit. www.alexandrastockwell.com to learn more about todays guest. Try Beducated ONE DAY FREE **80+ Courses** use code: JORDYN (also gets you discount on yearly pass=) ) Go to RexMD.com/Housewife today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Follow me on social media! IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tiktok- @thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising/Collabds: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com
93- Reconnecting, the male G-Spot and all things HIS brown starfish- anal series pt.2
Aug 22 2022
93- Reconnecting, the male G-Spot and all things HIS brown starfish- anal series pt.2
Today is the final installment of all things buttholes. Today we are talking about the dudes; have you ever been curious about the male g-spot, (also known as the "P s pot" aka prostate) well your in luck because we are diving deep (hehe) and discussing everything from light external stimulation-to pegging. Whatever floats your boat right? Don't knock it till you try it and trust me theres loads of evidence pointing to very pleasurable=) Todays listener questions consist of a man who loves his hott wife but due to her demanding job ( owning/starting her own business) life has become more busy, with her schedule It seems like sex isn't her on her priority list and he feels lonely- Ive got solutions! Another woman's libido took a dive for roughly 9 years, but its back- and she's ready to do new things with her man, she wants to be touched in a way he hasn't ever toucher her before....how can she tell him? All of this and more-tune in now! Get 20% off your Cannfusion Juice **Legal in ALL 50 states*** make sure to use code HOUSEWIFE at checkout!! Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Like Audio Erotica? Want to message me and talk relationships? Join the PATREON! <<<< Follow me on social media=) IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tiktok-@thehornyhousewifepodcast ASK ANONYMOUSLY: www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Advertising/Collabs: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com The Horny Housewife podcast is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts- a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.
92-Hairy Vaginas, Porn Star Pussy, and Anal Sex How-To's part 1
Aug 15 2022
92-Hairy Vaginas, Porn Star Pussy, and Anal Sex How-To's part 1
Anal sex 101 part 1- today we discuss anal sex with women; the most comfortable position, worries, whats needed and whats not. For both men and women Ill be opening your eyes to perspective about the booty hole- my personal opinion, and my personal tips and tricks for maximum anal pleasure. Next week on to the mens back door;). Today I start off discussing your follow up from me asking the men what they think about "porn star pussies"- what is the IDEAL pussy? Im not talking the feel, I'm talking the look; labia, lips and pigment. Per usual Im answering your kick ass relatable listener questions; One man's soon to be wife has gained some extra weight, he misses her early relationship body and has NO idea how to tackle this convo with her...honestly he needs more than luck, Im giving you my thoughts plus giving insight to all listeners who might relate to his struggle, or being in his wife's position! Another listener is looking for ways to introduce role play into their sex life, and another listener has fallen for a single mom and wants to know what a single mom may be looking for in a long term partner as well as date ideas etc.... TUNE IN you don't wanna miss=) Join the Patreon :) ad-free audio erotica TRY BEDUCATED ONE DAY FREE! 100's OF COURSES-ALL ACCESS-CODE: JORDYN Try REXMD - Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Follow me on social media! instagram: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok-@thehornyhousewifepodcast ASK ANONYMOUSLY Advertising/Business Inquiries: admin@pleeasurepodcasts.com The Horny Housewife podcast is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.