Five Minute Warning are three black men -Ruben, AG and MoeB- who talk about the world and our individual interpretations of it. We are honest, direct and let it all out. If you listen to us, we warn you. But, here is your Five Minute Warning.
Oct 29 2019
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Episode 135 - Learning how to use profanity...properly
On this Father's Day episode, we have a callback to one of our Crazy World stories from a while back, AG hit us with a "Rise and Shine" and MoeB had a comparison with Drake and LL Cool J in his "Tell Me I'm Wrong" segment. In the Question of the Day, we talk about whether gender roles still exist today. And my mother gave us some critical advice about our show (yes, she does watch and listen, most of the time). It is worth the listen.
Jun 16 2022
Episode 134 - Who has a sniper rifle in the hood?
On this episode, we bring back the new segment, "First Thing On Your Mind", and the answers will have you rofl- ing; "Hey Ladies" is back with his "Forget Me Nots"; "Foreign Affairs" bring you the business in the "territory" attached to the US, including police trying to catch a woman riding a suitcase; yes, a suitcase; and when you go fishing there, you can catch sniper rifles; And we introduce a new segment "#TheyDidThatS***"; because we think that they may have #DidThatD***. This episode contains new slang. Worth. The. Listen.
Jun 16 2022
Episode 133 - Don't forget me in the backseat!
This week, we talk about the show P-Valley, the dangers of transporting in an airport, in your wheelchair; AG takes us on a trip about the politics of civility in the Rise and Shine; MoeB takes us back in his new segment, "The Olden Days"; the My5 this week, talks about what we would change about the school system. Very educational.
Jun 8 2022
Episode 132 - Everything Can't be White People
On this special before-Memorial Day episode, we asked about how we would change the political system. AG quit. AG rejoined us. We talked about Juneteenth Ice Cream. We had Hey Ladies and Foreign Affairs segments. And we talked about how everything can't be about white people. Everything...
May 26 2022
Episode 131 - Let me get some of that Pillsbury...
On this episode of FMW, we start off with the dangers of dropping your $1300 Apple Watch in the slow world of EPCOT, AG teaching in the Rise and Shine, MoeB is always winnin' in Tell ME I'm Wrong. In the My5, we talked about the best dates we have taken people on and we end with some helpful information for the upcoming summer.
May 20 2022
Episode 130 - Tropicana Dream, with Pulp
On this episode, we talk about what to do in your last 24 hours. We also have a great Hey Ladies segment, we are venturing into international waters with Foreign Affairs and we start it all with learning about the new cereal that is made for orange juice and not milk. The guys reactions will drop you to the floor.
May 12 2022
Episode 129 - Mother's Day 2022
This week we celebrated Mother's Day and we hope that everyone had a great Mother's Day. We debuted a new segment "First thing on your mind", which is hilarious. AG hit us with another Rise and Shine. MoeB wanted to tell us that he is wrong about his take on possible overturn of Roe v Wade. And we talk about an easter bunny giving elementary school kids easter eggs filled with condoms. Safe sex education started early. I wonder if they probably thought that they were balloons...
May 6 2022
Episode 128 - AG is back... with the Bubbaguts!
On this week's Five Minute Warning, AG has returned to the Five Minute Warning and he came back with a BOOM! His 'Hey Ladies' segment was FYRE!!! Remember when you had the bubbaguts? There is a story about that. We also talk about how driving down stairs intoxicated, might not be a good idea, especially at the police statement. And we talk about the favorite food at the picnic, since it is starting to get into family reunion season! Enjoy!
Apr 30 2022
Episode 127 - The Heroes that we didn't know we needed
On this episode on FMW, we talked about the juggernaut known as Disney, and their future, how you get profiled at your own business, what do you have to say to get hot grease thrown on you (and we may never know), and MoeB tries to make me tell him that he is wrong (and I think I failed again).
Apr 22 2022
Episode 126 - Blood Call Hours
On this episode, we talk about MoeB's adventures in the hospital, giving blood during booty call hours and what they are doing with the blood at that time,. When connecting the confederate and genocide goes wrong, and what happens when the people from Florida invade the higher 48, and craziness ensues.
Apr 14 2022
Episode 125 - Entanglement is a trigger word
This week on FMW, we talk about trigger words (words or phrases that automatically get our attention), like entanglement. We also talk about changing things in the world, and Crazy World adopted Foreign Affairs, in which things became comical after that. Never a dull day on FMW...
Apr 8 2022
Episode 124 - The Ancient One
On this week on Five Minute Warning, of course we talk about the slap heard around the world. Because that is what we do. Talked a little Final Four conversation, we have a little Rise and Shine, do a little Foreign Affairs, and we talk about ways to calm yourself down when you are agitated. Yes, we are here 'for the healing' as well.
Mar 31 2022
Episode 123 - Relationships Part 4 - Disposable Income
On this episode of FMW, the last episode about Relationships. In this episode we talk about breakups and the future after you have found "the 1". Do we cry after breakups? Cheating? Why is that happening? It was a great episode to end the series on. A must-watch!
Mar 24 2022
Episode 122 - Relationships Part 3 - He was Lame
On this episode, we are continue our monthly topic of relationships by talking about the moments that AG and MoeB knew that their wives were the one for them; when is it time to bring them around the friends and family; and oh, kids doing slave auctions in school again. Sigh.
Mar 15 2022
Episode 121 - Relationships Part 2 - Is it ok for me to fart?
On this episode, we talked about the insane stupidity of Ryan Coogler having issues getting money from HIS account, and we continue the Relationship conversation. We talk about what we like in a woman and the four words that changes relationships, "What are we Doing?".
Mar 13 2022
Episode 120 - Relationships Part 1 - Snatchwrap
On this episode, we start a multi-part discussion about Relationships (from our point of view). We speak about where you can meet a potential relationship and then the different types of guy that you may meet.
Mar 3 2022
Episode 119 - Sometimes, the juice ain't worth the squeeze
On this episode, the crew talks about the dedication to a master plan, blonde Jesus (?), what drinks do the crew sometimes indulge in for the My5 this week. AG talks about Jared closing in the Hello Ladies segment. MoeB asks about the double sided conversation in the Michigan coach's suspension, and more in this episode.
Feb 25 2022
Episode 118 - Shootin' and Drivin'
On this episode, the guys talk about if ignorance or lack of growth will destroy interracial/interethnic relationships. Foreign Affairs addresses the strong actions of "Shootin' and drivin'" in an international territory. We address the Super Bowl. AG hits us with the quick Rise and Shine, and the My5 this week is about 5 things we should do to make our lives better, but we aren't doing it. Interesting stuff.
Feb 13 2022
Episode 117 - It's finally here...
On this episode, we give you tips on how to make your Valentine's day great, including the best Valentine's Day gifts/events that we have done. In the My5, we tell what background music that you need playing with your significant other and of course, it is finally here. The first episode of the most anticipated segment on the show in a long time, "Hey Ladies". Don't miss it!
Feb 3 2022
Episode 116 - Deal Breakers
On this episode, Ruben and MoeB talked about issues between a wife and his mother, people still not understanding what they can and can't say (N-word), keeping our borders safe with Foreign Affairs and in the My5, what are the deal breakers that we have in a woman that we choose.
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