Dec 25 2020
Episode 4. A Krampus Carol
**FOR MORE HORRIFYING AUDIO THEATRICS, CHECK OUT "TALES FROM APOCRYPHA" - OUR NEWEST NARRATIVE OFFERING**‘Twas the night before Christmas, And all through the podcast.Not a listener was stirring, As we readied our broadcast.Sound FX hung in the background with care, Lovingly accenting our voice actors’ flair.For all those lamenting a Christmas NOT gritty, One without puns or subversions so witty.Good news! We’ve got just the present for you, (We’re really hoping that Dickens’ estate doesn’t sue).So come one & come all – no time to inquire, It’s time for a tale full of noire, wise-cracks, and gunfire.Roberta Cratchit is thrust all excitingly in peril, And so it begins…3 Crones’ “A Krampus Carol"CREDITSWriting, Sound Design, and "Narrator" by Mary Englehart (@3crones)Direction, Writing, "Belsnickle" and Various Characters by Marissa Pona (@3crones, @JerseyGhouls)Costumes, Make-up, and "Roberta Cratchit" by Bre Woicekowski (@adornbre)Stunt Coordination and "Ebenezeer Scrooge" by Mike Wiener (@toyingaroundpodcast)Props and "Tiny Tim" by Shane Brockway (@7heBlindman)Art Direction, Photography, and "Chief Fezziwig" by the great Matt Pona. "Krampus" by Jacki Giorgianni (@3crones, @JerseyGhouls)And introducing Molly Pona as the Christmas elf beat cop "Officer Feliz Navidad".