Patient 33

Counterpoint Productions

Discover firsthand what happens in a world of incompetent doctors, cynical nurses, therapists who need therapy, and janitors who can't clean, all heard from the perspective of a coma patient. read less
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Episodes

Episode 4: Sick as a Dog
Aug 5 2021
Episode 4: Sick as a Dog
Dr. Why's new therapy dog stirs up some trouble in the coma ward. Jennie starts growing concerned over Nurse Margie’s continued disappearance.   Season 1, Episode 4   — Content Warnings at the bottom of the description —   If you enjoyed this episode, please leave us a rating and review on Apple podcasts or Podchaser so that others can as well! It would be much appreciated 🙂   [NOTE: SIRENS IN THIS SHOW MAY RESEMBLE ACTUAL SIRENS IF YOU LISTEN IN THE CAR. USE CAUTION]   Transcripts – https://patient33.com/listen-now/transcripts/      Written by Courtney Archerd and Eve Gershon Directed by Eve Gershon   Justin Stirewalt as Dr. Why Courtney Archerd as Janitor Fisher Nicole Shadi Tchounga as Nurse Jennie Spencer Frankeberger as Dr. Terrier Kira Goldberg as Dr. Homely Jake Needham as Dr. Cartwright Riley Thomas Stewart as Jack   Sound Editing and Design by Courtney Archerd, Eve Gershon, and Jake Needham   Music by Ryan Lew   Graphic Design by Lucille Wright   FOLLOW US: WEBSITE: https://patient33.com    INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/patient33pod/?hl=en    TWITTER: https://twitter.com/patient33pod    TUMBLR: https://patient33.tumblr.com    CONTENT WARNINGS: HospitalsComasDog BarkingHarassment/ThreateningImplied DeathSirens/Ambulances/Heart Monitors   Sound effects from moffet, deleted-user-21, tripjazz, horcasitas, josh-herman, daboy291, danrules213, craigsmith, aunrea, and previously credited users via freesound.org
Episode 5: Patient 34
Aug 19 2021
Episode 5: Patient 34
A new patient arrives at the hospital. A detective comes to investigate Nurse Margie’s disappearance.     Season 1, Episode 5   — Content Warnings at the bottom of the description —   If you enjoyed this episode, please leave us a rating and review so that others can as well! It would be much appreciated 🙂   [NOTE: SIRENS IN THIS SHOW MAY RESEMBLE ACTUAL SIRENS IF YOU LISTEN IN THE CAR. USE CAUTION]   Transcripts – https://patient33.com/listen-now/transcripts/    Written by Courtney Archerd, Eve Gershon and Kira Goldberg Directed by Kira Goldberg   Justin Stirewalt as Dr. Why Spencer Frankeberger as Dr. Terrier Nicole Shadi Tchounga as Nurse Jennie Rachel Othon as Charlie Kira Goldberg as Dr. Homely Courtney Archerd as Janitor Fisher Eve Gershon as Detective Crunch   Sound Editing and Design by Courtney Archerd, Eve Gershon, and Jake Needham Music by Ryan Lew Graphic Design by Lucille Wright Production Assistance by Abby Little   FOLLOW US: WEBSITE: https://patient33.com    INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/patient33pod/?hl=en    TWITTER: https://twitter.com/patient33pod     TUMBLR: https://patient33.tumblr.com    CONTENT WARNINGS: CopsHospitals / Implied DeathComasHarassment/ThreateningSirens/Ambulances/Heart Monitors   Sound effects from, hja, mariia, danrules213, mariabeatrizpereira, gerardcatala, yottasounds, mariiao2, tmcenaney1806, jamie7001, lewooz, craigsmith, samuelgremaud, jackthemurray, sieuamthanh, timeonunderwater, and previously credited users via freesound.org
Episode 8: From the Hallway
Sep 30 2021
Episode 8: From the Hallway
Patient 33 is kicked out of his own room after Detective Crunch opens the investigation into who killed Nurse Margie. Meanwhile, Jennie does not get along with her new supervisor.    Season 1, Episode 8   — Content Warnings at the bottom of the description —   If you enjoyed this episode, please leave us a rating and review so that others can as well! It would be much appreciated 🙂   [NOTE: SIRENS IN THIS SHOW MAY RESEMBLE ACTUAL SIRENS IF YOU LISTEN IN THE CAR. USE CAUTION]   Transcripts – https://patient33.com/listen-now/transcripts/    Written by Courtney Archerd and Eve Gershon   Directed by Kira Goldberg   Justin Stirewalt as Dr. Why Spencer Frankeberger as Dr. Terrier Kira Goldberg as Dr. Homely Eve Gershon as Detective Crunch Jake Needham as Dr. Cartwright and CSI 1 Nathan Zingg as Dr. Blue Nanci Kelham as Nurse Keller Drexler Nicole Shadi Tchounga as Nurse Jennie Courtney Archerd as Janitor Fisher and CSI 2   Sound Editing and Design by Courtney Archerd, Abby Little, and Jake Needham   Music by Ryan Lew   Graphic Design by Lucille Wright   FOLLOW US:   WEBSITE: https://patient33.com    INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/patient33pod/?hl=en    TWITTER: https://twitter.com/patient33pod    TUMBLR: https://patient33.tumblr.com    CONTENT WARNINGS: Hospitals / ComasHarassment/ThreateningSirens/Ambulances/Heart MonitorsPanic Attacks   Sound effects from crcavol, audiosmedia, vkproduktion, andyab, 13f-panska-kopriv, harrisando, arrowheadproductions, lewooz,  sieuamthanh, timonunderwater, and previously credited users via freesound.org
Episode 9: The Trolley
Oct 14 2021
Episode 9: The Trolley
Things between Jennie and Keller escalate. Fisher starts to question their own morality.   Season 1, Episode 9   — Content Warnings at the bottom of the description —   If you enjoyed this episode, please leave us a rating and review so that others can as well! It would be much appreciated 🙂   [NOTE: SIRENS IN THIS SHOW MAY RESEMBLE ACTUAL SIRENS IF YOU LISTEN IN THE CAR. USE CAUTION]   Transcripts – https://patient33.com/listen-now/transcripts/    Written by Courtney Archerd, Kira Goldberg, and Eve Gershon Directed by Kira Goldberg   Kira Goldberg as Dr. Homely Eve Gershon as Detective Crunch Courtney Archerd as Janitor Fisher Nicole Shadi Tchounga as Nurse Jennie Justin Stirewalt as Dr. Why Spencer Frankeberger as Dr. Terrier Nanci Kelham as Nurse Keller Drexler   Sound Editing and Design by Courtney Archerd, Abby Little, Reece Melber, and Jake Needham   Music by Ryan Lew   Graphic Design by Lucille Wright   FOLLOW US: WEBSITE: https://patient33.com    INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/patient33pod/?hl=en    TWITTER: https://twitter.com/patient33pod    TUMBLR: https://patient33.tumblr.com    CONTENT WARNINGS: Drug AbuseMajor Character DeathPhysical ViolenceHospitals/ComasVerbal AbuseSirens/Ambulances/Heart Monitors Sound effects from j1987, n-a-n-i, meezcel, williamjmeyer, bsumusictech, michael-klier, sebbas414, nicolas4677, xumr, nachtmahrtv, colinbf423, daby291, danrules213, 13f-panska-koprivikova-klara, beeproductive, craigsmith, harrisando, magnuswaker, and previously credited artists via freesound.org
Episode 11: Kurt
Dec 16 2021
Episode 11: Kurt
A new janitor arrives at the hospital, but when everyone wants a piece of him, the biggest battle may just be in who can hold his attention for long enough.   Season 1, Episode 11    — Content Warnings at the bottom of the description —   If you enjoyed this episode, please leave us a rating and review so that others can as well! It would be much appreciated 🙂   [NOTE: SIRENS IN THIS SHOW MAY RESEMBLE ACTUAL SIRENS IF YOU LISTEN IN THE CAR. USE CAUTION WHILE LISTENING]   Transcripts – https://patient33.com/listen-now/transcripts/    Written by Courtney Archerd and Eve Gershon Directed by Courtney Archerd   Nicole Shadi Tchounga as Nurse Jennie Justin Stirewalt as Dr. Why Ian Simmons as Kurt Jake Needham as Dr. Cartwright Eve Gershon as Detective Crunch Spencer Frankeberger as Dr. Terrier Kira Goldberg as Dr. Homely   Sound Editing and Design by Courtney Archerd, Abby Little, and Jake Needham Music by Ryan Lew Graphic Design by Lucille Wright   FOLLOW US: WEBSITE: https://patient33.com    INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/patient33pod/?hl=en    TWITTER: https://twitter.com/patient33pod    TUMBLR: https://patient33.tumblr.com    CONTENT WARNINGS: Hospitals/ComasMentions of Death and LossSirens/Ambulances/Heart Monitors   Sound effects from gabytoledosce, erikh2000, freefire66, handfan, johnsonbrandediting, abolla, splicesound, panska-koprivikova-klara, herraportti, cloe-king, coral-island-studios, williamjmeyer, daboy291, and previously credited users via freesound.org
Episode 12: Kurt 2
Jan 7 2022
Episode 12: Kurt 2
Everyone continues to welcome Kurt into the hospital. Jennie grows concerned that Kurt knows about her and Terrier’s secret.   Season 1, Episode 12    — Content Warnings at the bottom of the description —   If you enjoyed this episode, please leave us a rating and review so that others can as well! It would be much appreciated 🙂   [NOTE: SIRENS IN THIS SHOW MAY RESEMBLE ACTUAL SIRENS IF YOU LISTEN IN THE CAR. USE CAUTION WHILE LISTENING]   Transcripts – https://patient33.com/listen-now/transcripts/    Written by Courtney Archerd and Eve Gershon Directed by Courtney Archerd   Justin Stirewalt as Dr. Why Ian Simmons as Kurt Jake Needham as Dr. Cartwright Nathan Zingg as Dr. Blue Eve Gershon as Detective Crunch Spencer Frankeberger as Dr. Terrier Nicole Shadi Tchounga as Nurse Jennie Kira Goldberg as Dr. Homely Sound Editing and Design by Courtney Archerd, Abby Little, and Jake Needham Music by Ryan Lew Graphic Design by Lucille Wright   FOLLOW US:   WEBSITE: https://patient33.com    INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/patient33pod/    TWITTER: https://twitter.com/Patient33pod    TUMBLR: https://patient33.tumblr.com    CONTENT WARNINGS: Hospitals/Comas/DeathSirens/Ambulances/Heart Monitors   Sound effects from korgms2000b, josh-herman, daboy291, abolla, beeproductive, horcasitas, maajora, senorsolo007, ultradust, bedeen, qubodup, buzzatseathunnderquads, trip2000, templeofhades, 15fpanska-hecl-filip, johnsonbradediting, and previously credited users via freesound.org
Episode 13: Something's Fishy
Feb 25 2022
Episode 13: Something's Fishy
Things heat up at Hope’s Memorial as Jennie strengthens her relationship with Kurt. Meanwhile, Cartwright and Blue decide to take Kurt’s investigation into their own hands.   Season 1, Episode 13   — Content Warnings at the bottom of the description —   If you enjoyed this episode, please leave us a rating and review so that others can as well! It would be much appreciated 🙂   [NOTE: SIRENS IN THIS SHOW MAY RESEMBLE ACTUAL SIRENS IF YOU LISTEN IN THE CAR. USE CAUTION WHILE LISTENING]   Transcripts – https://patient33.com/listen-now/transcripts/    Written by Courtney Archerd and Eve Gershon   Directed by Courtney Archerd   Ian Simmons as Kurt   Jake Needham as Dr. Cartwright   Nathan Zingg as Dr. Blue   Eve Gershon as Detective Crunch   Spencer Frankeberger as Dr. Terrier   Nicole Tchounga as Nurse Jennie   Kira Goldberg as Dr. Homely Sound Editing and Design by Courtney Archerd and Abby Little   Music by Ryan Lew   Graphic Design by Lucille Wright   FOLLOW US:   WEBSITE: https://patient33.com    INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/patient33pod/    TWITTER: https://twitter.com/Patient33pod    TUMBLR: https://patient33.tumblr.com  CONTENT WARNINGS: Explicit LanguageGun Violence / Gun HandlingThreats of ViolenceSexual ContentHospitals/ComasSirens/Ambulances/Heart Monitors   Sound effects from aldebarancw, niwki, albertomarun, billyoftenwilliampalmer, trip2000, korgms2000, hja, daboy291, ultradust, yottasound, andyab, indigoray, tmcenaney, badeen, maajora, qubodup, williamjmey, horcasitas, nachtmahrtv, and previously credited users via freesound.org.
Episode 14: The Case of the Dying Patients
Mar 26 2022
Episode 14: The Case of the Dying Patients
Patient 33’s health takes a turn for the worse. The doctors try to do everything they can to save him as Kurt’s investigation continues to escalate. Season 1, Episode 14: "The Case of the Dying Patients"  — Content Warnings at the bottom of the description — If you enjoyed this show, please leave us a rating and review so that others can as well! It would be much appreciated 🙂 [NOTE: SIRENS IN THIS SHOW MAY RESEMBLE ACTUAL SIRENS IF YOU LISTEN IN THE CAR. USE CAUTION WHILE LISTENING] Transcripts – https://patient33.com/listen-now/transcripts/    Written by Courtney Archerd and Eve Gershon   Directed by Courtney Archerd   Justin Stirewalt as Dr. Why Ian Simmons as Kurt Jake Needham as Dr. Cartwright Eve Gershon as Detective Crunch Spencer Frankeberger as Dr. Terrier Nicole Tchounga as Nurse Jennie Kira Goldberg as Dr. Homely Additional Voices provided by Will Peters   Sound Editing and Design by Abby Little and Courtney Archerd Music by Ryan Lew Graphic Design by Lucille Wright   FOLLOW US: WEBSITE: https://patient33.com  INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/patient33pod/  TWITTER: https://twitter.com/Patient33pod  TUMBLR: https://patient33.tumblr.com    CONTENT WARNINGS: Explicit LanguageGun Violence / Gun HandlingMild Verbal AbuseHospitals/ComasSirens/Ambulances/Heart MonitorsMentions of Death   Sound effects from antwash, squareal, kyles, breviceps, mariethompson, sheyvan, marty20k, pogotron, hja, daboy291, beeproductive, williamjmeyer, horcasitas, and previously credited users via freesound.org