French's made ketchup popsicles, which is a parents nightmare for multiple reasons.
A man in Austria had unprotected sex with a prostitute in Cambodia and then contracted super-gonorrhea. SHOCKING!
A bunch of idiots broke into an $8 million home, threw a party, then posted videos about it on Snapchat and Instagram.
A woman is married to a rag doll, and now they have a baby.
I had a dream Tom Cruise fired me from a movie he was in. Tom was taunting me and said "Scott shits his pants" while I was being fired. I explain how this ties into the latest Doctor Strange movie.