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The WonderLand

Geoff Healey

These days, we all need to hear something uplifting; and Australian musician/singer/songwriter/recording artist/humourist/amateur barista Geoff Healey’s take on life is exactly that. And he’s got lots of things on his mind that you need to hear before he forgets what they are...

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Episode 78 (SEASON FINALE) - Home sweet prison?
4d ago
Episode 78 (SEASON FINALE) - Home sweet prison?
Geoff suspects that innovators are getting bored and ponders the resale value of dead birds; and Little Kev tries not to kill elderly people with his iPhone...   TRANSCRIPT:
Episode 78 (SEASON FINALE) - Home sweet prison?
4d ago
Episode 78 (SEASON FINALE) - Home sweet prison?
Geoff suspects that innovators are getting bored and ponders the resale value of dead birds; and Little Kev tries not to kill elderly people with his iPhone...   TRANSCRIPT:
Episode 77 - Butt-naked and tax-free
Jun 10 2022
Episode 77 - Butt-naked and tax-free
Geoff explains how nature could be its own worst enemy; that sleeping might be lucrative, and why mosquitoes could be smarter than we thought; while Little Kev tries turning right on a red light...   TRANSCRIPT:
Episode 76 - The puffy coat gamble
May 26 2022
Episode 76 - The puffy coat gamble
Geoff ponders accidental telecommunications, wonders if we're all natural-born bargain addicts, and identifies a problem with a popular women's winter fashion trend; whilst Little Kev makes a call from prison...   TRANSCRIPT:
Episode 75 - Caring by not caring
May 12 2022
Episode 75 - Caring by not caring
Geoff offers some relaxed relationship advice, considers the Loop Of Annoyance, and Little Kev tries not to look in the mirror for a really long time...   TRANSCRIPT:
Episode 74 - Finding the fun in failure
Apr 28 2022
Episode 74 - Finding the fun in failure
Geoff contemplates clowns, explains why not having a clue can be advantageous and listens for unbearable noises; whilst Little Kev admits to having friends who resemble Hobbits... TRANSCRIPT:
Episode 73 - It wasn’t me, it was the cat
Apr 14 2022
Episode 73 - It wasn’t me, it was the cat
Geoff reveals an effective way to deflect personal blame for an unfortunate social faux pas, contemplates a revolution in podcasting, and explains why small talk is bigger than we think; and Little Kev considers an ecological question...   TRANSCRIPT:
Episode 72 - Blame it on Big Nose
Mar 31 2022
Episode 72 - Blame it on Big Nose
Geoff threatens his audience with FOMO, comes up with a brilliant solution to a everyone's biggest problem, and takes a good look at looking good; while Little Kev suggests dial-a-clown for weasel control...   TRANSCRIPT:
Episode 71 - Sleeping as a way of life
Mar 17 2022
Episode 71 - Sleeping as a way of life
Geoff wonders if we all might literally be living the dream; questions whether adversity makes people nicer; contemplates refrigeration mechanics posing as cardiologists... and Little Kev tries stay on his toes whilst sitting down.   TRANSCRIPT:
Episode 70 - When self-help doesn’t help
Mar 3 2022
Episode 70 - When self-help doesn’t help
Geoff suspects that (1) understanding stuff is overrated; (2) we all look a lot better than we think, and (3) anger can be healthy; whilst Little Kev considers being vaguely vegan...   TRANSCRIPT:
Episode 69 - To hell with the microbes!
Feb 17 2022
Episode 69 - To hell with the microbes!
Geoff ponders self-improvement whilst tucking into his favourite Norwegian indulgence and accidentally discovering the next big thing in dairy beverage trends; and Little Kev forgets to remember stuff...   TRANSCRIPT:
Episode 68 - When honesty is the worst policy
Feb 10 2022
Episode 68 - When honesty is the worst policy
Geoff talks gym membership psychology whilst explaining (a) how to avoid a punch in the face, and (b) why certain social gatherings suggest the need for an industrial-strength umbrella...
Episode 67 - My sauce is the source
Feb 3 2022
Episode 67 - My sauce is the source
Geoff contemplates large goldfish and explains why expectations and multi-tasking could be the greatest threats to creative genius; while little Kev mulls the positives and negatives of language mathematics...
Episode 66 - Why Mark Zuckerberg might actually be my mum
Jan 27 2022
Episode 66 - Why Mark Zuckerberg might actually be my mum
Geoff reveals the joy of not giving a monkey's, gives his opinion of your opinions, and identifies yet another place where "free" isn't exactly free...
Episode 65 -  Political correctness: woke when it ain’t broke
Jan 20 2022
Episode 65 - Political correctness: woke when it ain’t broke
Geoff predicts the failure of the latest attempt to make life less fun, gets the jump on cheesecake temptation and avoids the existential questions; while little Kev fakes his own life and makes with the pillow talk already... TRANSCRIPT:
Episode 64 - The foot revolution is at hand!
Jan 13 2022
Episode 64 - The foot revolution is at hand!
Geoff goes in boots and all and socks it to the fashionistas, ponders a rectangular chicken, and gets out the binoculars for a bit of compulsively judgemental people-watching...   TRANSCRIPT:
Episode 63 (SEASON PREMIERE) - Stop singing, I’m trying to eat
Jan 6 2022
Episode 63 (SEASON PREMIERE) - Stop singing, I’m trying to eat
Geoff questions the value of background music, confesses an inability to multitask and calls for an upgrade to the human waterworks, whilst Little Kev tries to not wake up when he wants to...   TRANSCRIPT:
Episode 62 (SEASON FINALE) - The joy of zero control
Nov 25 2021
Episode 62 (SEASON FINALE) - The joy of zero control
Geoff ponders the maximum feel-good factor, musically identifies the crazies and embraces his inner adult, whilst Little Kev has trouble saying hello... TRANSCRIPT:
Episode 61 - Strategic pessimism and the thong thing
Nov 18 2021
Episode 61 - Strategic pessimism and the thong thing
Geoff prepares to be surprised, exposes the dangers of chewing gum and toilet paper, explains why saliva might be the next wave, and Little Kev turns up in swimmers...   TRANSCRIPT:
Episode 60 - God for a week
Nov 11 2021
Episode 60 - God for a week
Geoff reveals why we need bad language, plays the piano, and identifies non-existence as possibly the ultimate public relations challenge...   TRANSCRIPT:
Episode 59 - Bloodshed, shopping and the agony of youth
Nov 4 2021
Episode 59 - Bloodshed, shopping and the agony of youth
Geoff suspects that Swiss retailers are about to take a literal approach to killing time, concludes that the kids are doing it tough, and Little Kev recommends the emu ears... TRANSCRIPT: