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Nick & Paul
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A podcast by two normal brothers in a not so normal world
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Mar 3 2022
Episode 1 - A Test
This is a test of our live stream
Season 5
May 21 2024
S5 Ep1 LIVE - Substance for Days on Youtube!
In this our first LIVE episode of season 5, we take our listeners on a new journey, from Audio to Video, as we embark on content creation for the YouTube universe.
May 21 2024
S5 Ep2 LIVE - Robin Thick for Days
In this LIVE episode, we discuss the success of our first Video episode, the ups and downs, the trials and tribulations of "the clap".
May 21 2024
S5 Ep3 LIVE - The Chicken Wing Story
In this live episode, co-host Nick takes us through his daring feat at taking on the second hottest chicken wings in the world. Spoiler, it doesn't end well.
Jun 6 2024
S5 Ep4 LIVE - How Rude of Us, Adrenochrome Anyone?
In this live episode, we talk through the highs and lows of horse racing and discuss an old myth surrounding taking the blood from innocent children for fame and glory.
Jun 6 2024
S5 Ep5 LIVE - Nonce News Returns!
In this live episode, we talk about what happens when you take The Wrong Turn and the latest in nonce news, namely the Schneider scandal.
Jun 28 2024
S5 Ep6 LIVE - Ruby The Alien
In this live episode, we talk about the new arrival to the wider family, the amount of investment made into proving the existence of Aliens, and The Acolyte.
Jul 4 2024
S5 Ep7 LIVE - Tik Tok, its the Alternator!
In this live episode, co-host Paul tells all, lays bare the joys of a vehicle mishap and co-host Nick joins Tik Tok.
Jul 11 2024
S5 Ep8 LIVE - Election Special!
Its election day folks! Who goes? YOU Decide...
Jul 23 2024
S5 Ep9 LIVE - Is It Coming Home?
In this LIVE episode, the final showdown is upon us. Will England bring home the victory after 58 years of consistent failure?
Aug 7 2024
S5 Ep10 LIVE - Sparkling Experience
In this LIVE episode, the mystery of Jay Slater is solved and our hosts take a small dive into the Death of Slim Shady.
Aug 7 2024
S5 Ep11 LIVE - Picnic Bench
In this LIVE episode, an epiphany and a celebration. Co-host Nick arrives at the startling conclusion of the worlds intelligence and Co-host Paul has an announcement to make about Producer Sam.
Aug 22 2024
S5 Ep12 LIVE - Insect Jealousy
In this LIVE episode, we recap on the swift arm of the law in the face of the UK riots, and the swift arm of the Olympic shooter.
Aug 22 2024
S5 Ep13 LIVE - Professional Ballbag
In this LIVE episode, we hop around and wax lyrical with many different substances, landing firmly on post apocalyptic podbean and how the world will recover.
Sep 26 2024
S5 Ep14 LIVE - Morning Achiever
With growing concerns over the fate of Papa D, what do our co-hosts think of the latest in a long standing series of nonce news?
Sep 26 2024
S5 Ep15 LIVE - A Beautiful Soul, No one knows it
If the co-hosts have got a door, they are going to close it. Not the co-hosts, "they". Who are they, you ask? Listen to the show and find out for yourselves!
Sep 26 2024
S5 EP16 LIVE - Stagatha Crispy
Oh it's nearly here, the time is upon us where we put all our differences aside and go lose ourselves for the weekend. We can't wait.
Sep 26 2024
S5 EP17 LIVE - Truffle Pig
New ideas, new skills, new nicknames. In this live episode, our co-hosts talk the listeners through their first time holding a deadly weapon in their hands and the art of sniffing out food no matter where it lies.
Oct 18 2024
S5 EP18 LIVE - Clammy Otter
The time is drawing near folks, the chaos is upon us. Who will be the agent of destruction? Why, P Diddler of course...
Oct 18 2024
S5 EP19 LIVE - Ding Dong
He's getting married in the morning, Ding Dong the bells are gonna chime... In this live episode, we prepare for the greatest matrimony in history; Co-host Paul and Producer Sam. Also, we thank Beyonce Knowles.
Nov 28 2024
S5 EP21 LIVE - Sea Unicorns
So it turns out aliens live amongst us, in the ocean. Our two co-hosts, along with the rest of the world, somehow don't seem to be that phased considering everything else going on in 2024.