The World's First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast
Episode 205: Memento mori
Nov 18 2021
1 hr 23 mins
Episode 205: Memento mori
“Memento mori” opens with a long conversation about a scientific paper from 2003 that studies female users of a certain unnamed dating app and their preferences in the men that they contact. The topics then move on to: Quantum Leap, getting her nose where the sun don’t shine, eating in the car, odd news commentary, Nippon news, and what we had for lunch. Double X Quantimino. Height to income dateability ratio, an Interview with Dr Smartman - These Clams Don’t Appreciate Short Kings: How Much Short Guys Need to Make to Be Attractive Brian explains Quantum Leap to Gen Z. The Back Nine: How to get her nose in your b-hole Eating in the car This Is The Newz. There is already a company called Meta and it is asking for several million to give the name to Mark Zuckerberg M'sia company’s name & logo last 3 years was Meta before Facebook's Meta rebrand 2021 National Toy Hall of Fame Inductees Announced - The Strong Museum of Play Venomous sharks found in London's Thames river Burrito’s Nippon Newz. We buy chocolate fish in a can from a store in Akihabara Mochi ice cream ramen: Noodles will never be the same again Crazy shiitake crane game out lets you win mushrooms by winning mushrooms that aren’t mushrooms Japan’s oldest McDonald’s worker defies age barriers, inspires everyone at the age of 93 Japan’s Bear Paw Cafe: A safe space for staff with mental health challenges More Newz. Woman claims her life is harder because she is ‘attractive’ ‘Plus-size Hooters’ in booty shorts spark debate: We are ‘sexy and confident’ Waitress reveals she made only ONE PENNY during six-week pay period What I Had For Lunch Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz.
Nov 18 2021
1 hr 23 mins
Episode 204: Sure to Make the Bodies Drop
Your favorite part-time friends invite you to indulge in The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast packed with thought-provoking conversations sprinkled with ideas and jokes to get you through your day. Bring a change of clothes. Double X Quantimino. Arthur the Arbiter Versus Veganism Arby’s wings Brian’s top 5 human fluids Godzilla turned 67. “I am become death.” Hedorah Slam poetry is boring. Franksplaining. This Is The Newz. Student-staff lap dances at Kentucky high school lead to disciplinary actions Taiwanese teacher uses adult video platform Pornhub to teach mathematics ‘This why my packages always late’: Viral TikTok shows woman in the back of Amazon worker’s truck, sparking speculation Porn site BangBros just bid $10 million for Miami's NBA stadium to become the 'BangBros Center' Ontario man says he found rocks in President's Choice frozen berries and was offered $300 in points if he kept quiet Mom banned as Orange elementary school volunteer after anonymous letter reveals OnlyFans page Elon Musk wants to start a university with a very immature name Japan startup targets supercar users with $700,000 hoverbike Texas woman points gun at 7-year-old for trick-or-treating outside her home Burrito’s Nippon Newz. Class up your campsite with these Japanese sake pouches designed for the outdoors Japanese office disaster: man pees in drink bottle of woman coworker because “he liked her” Sapporo man attempts to rob store with lighter, goes as you’d expect Could you eat 50 beef cutlet refill pieces? If so, this Japanese restaurant will let you eat for free More Newz. 1,000 Andy Warhol sketches offered for $250 each -- but only one is real I'm a doctor & this is how to get rid of an unwanted erection in just 30 seconds A COVID-19 victim's body that was supposed to be used for medical research was dissected in front of a live audience in a hotel ballroom without the family's consent Florida teacher won't face charges for showing R-rated film The McPlant tastes just like any McDonald's burger Men with ‘golden penis syndrome’ are ruining sex and dating for women The McRib Is Back at McDonald's. It's Also an NFT Tom Hanks says he refused to pay $28 million to join Jeff Bezos in space What I Had For Lunch Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz.
Nov 12 2021
1 hr 37 mins
Episode 203: Cautiously Optimistic
Ladies, gentlemen, and scholars! The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast brings you Four Dudes in a Booth recording from the Thicccum Farmz Compound in the Beaded Curtain District. Bring a change of clothes. Double X Quantimino. Perspectives - If you were told that your remains could become long pig, would you let the humans eat your flesh or not? What if you had no choice but knew that you would be the main course of a food review video on YouTube? Lawn gnomes What makes Cowboy Bebop a great anime series Dune 2021 Just Egg - The commercials annoy Arthur, but the product annoys him even more. Spirited away - If jizz were ghosts In the room where it happened (not a Hamilton reference) Burrito hates Pearl Jam and R.E.M. This Is The Newz. Hooters waitress left in tears by customer's rude message on receipt This is how you run a £37,000 tab in a London restaurant Man ordered to trim his bush which he’s been growing for 20 years Egypt detains artist robot Ai-Da before historic pyramid show 'Testicle bath' birth control device earns Germany's Dyson Prize Burrito’s Nippon Newz. Japanese roller coaster keeps breaking riders’ bones, now under federal investigation Japan’s number-one cosplayer Enako reveals shocking amount she earns from manga gravure modeling Osaka man arrested for smearing poo on teen’s backpack Japanese man says “I’m a Vietnamese” while pointing knife at convenience store worker to rob her More Newz. New Owners of Wu-Tang Clan Album 'Once Upon a Time in Shaolin' Revealed Rare ‘flesh-eating’ STD on the rise in UK, doctor warns Woman shocked to find whole potato in a bag of Aldi crisps Felony Charges Filed In KFC Drive-Thru Rage Kellogg’s sued for $5M over alleged lack of strawberries in Pop-Tarts Hundreds of rolls of toilet paper spilled onto California highway What I Had For Lunch Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz.
Nov 5 2021
1 hr 37 mins
Episode 202: Ride or Die
Brutally honest and humorous, just the show you’ve been looking forward to all week, every week. Intergalactic boba runners bring you conversations to get you through your existence. Pre-show. Drops of Jupiter. Gemini’s grade school history project Tila Tequila. Sodium one-liner. Double X Quantimino. Superman. Catwoman: Lonely City. Lilith. The Beatles. Ruby Tuesday. Brian’s Botched Circumcision. Intermission. Botched circumcision commentary. Gemini tells a joke. “student council” This Is The Newz. Pablo Escobar's Cocaine Hippos Are Legally People, Court Rules Melissa Joan Hart becomes the first to win $1 million on 'Celebrity Wheel of Fortune' Disgraced ‘Billionaire’ Says He Faked His Way Onto the Rich Lists I found an Amazon folder with thousands of audio recordings from my home gadgets Burrito’s Nippon Newz. Japanese firework catapults a teddy bear into the sky Electronic grandchild “Ami-chan” developed by Takara Tomy “World’s most spacious public toilet” baffles the mind in Japan Man in Kyoto leaves bag of red-stained knives in front of stranger’s house More Newz. West Japan man arrested for alleged sale of porn videos with pixelated images altered by AI - The Mainichi Museum Starts OnlyFans Account After Its TikTok Is Banned for Posting Nudes I went dumpster diving at my local Whole Foods and found $1,000 worth of fresh baked goods, produce Local TV Station Apologizes For Playing Porn During Weather Report Penis plant in bloom in Leiden; Third time ever in Europe Worker exposes how fast-food ice can make you sick in viral TikTok Taco Bell Fans Are Mourning the Sudden End of This Beloved Item What I Had For Lunch Burrito ate Burger King. Clam jam. Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz.
Oct 29 2021
1 hr 53 mins
Episode 201: Pressure Makes Diamonds
Change of plans. You’re chillaxing with your favorite part-time friends on The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast recorded in the Beaded Curtain District especially for you and everyone you know. Double X Quantimino. Zero spending days are a myth. Band logos. The new Batman movie: The Batman 2019 film Lighthouse Chilledcow lo-fi hip hop on vinyl Bomb Queen Perspectives: Taking a shit on the clock Burrito updated his 6-disc CD changer. Let’s taco bout it. Thursday - Full Collapse Strung Out - An American Paradox Coheed and Cambria - Good Apollo I'm Burning Star IV: Part 2: No World For Tomorrow Rage Against the Machine - The Battle of Los Angeles Gorillaz - Demon Days The Mars Volta - Deloused in the Comatorium Arthur the Arbiter: Sandwich shop drive-thru This Is The Newz. Man orders 100 tacos on first date, asks woman to pay for them Man plunges nine stories from NJ high-rise, lands on BMW — and survives UK Man Wears Fatsuit, Disguises Himself as a Black Woman Before Carrying Out Acid Attack on Ex-Girlfriend Burrito’s Nippon Newz. Cup Noodle now has cute cats and judgmental foxes waiting underneath its lids Honda releases official doggy wheel accessories, Shiba Inu shift selectors for your car Food delivery service’s payment processing error allows some people to eat for free…for 3 years Furious train otaku in Japan confront foreign bicyclist after he gets in the way of their cameras Kadokawa president apologizes and takes pay cut for his comments about censoring manga More Newz. Shoppers are shocked after learning 'correct' way to pronounce 'IKEA' Banksy artwork that was shredded after auction sells for 20 times its pre-shredded price What I Had For Lunch Unhealthy snacks Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz.
Oct 22 2021
1 hr 36 mins
Episode 200: Word Museum, Wax Bottles, or Pride of Lions
We have the greatest conversations ever had by any living beings in the universe and quadruple dare you to disagree. You won’t hear any recordings better with dudes in a booth discussing the most interesting topics of the week. Double X Quantimino. Canned water. Wax bottles. What is in Burrito’s 6-disc CD changer? An old friend that Brian is not that close with asked Brian to donate his liver to him. Maria Bamford. Brian bombed at comedy open mic. This Is The Newz. McDonald’s McRib is McBack to McTantalize your McTastebuds IKEA cites 'health and safety' for hidden cameras in toilets Burrito’s Nippon Newz. Krispy Kreme Japan creates doughnut burgers that are a meal and two desserts all in one Who’s ready to make poop cakes with this Japanese cooking gadget? You put WHAT in your curry? Japanese netizens reveal their favorite secret ingredients Japanese artist sells people’s darkest secrets encased in concrete Saitama man repeatedly steals food from store by making his phone say “PayPay♫” More Newz. Crypto CEO threatens customers after mistakenly sending them millions Kate Moss' daughter Lila walks the ramp at Milan Fashion Week wearing her insulin pump What I Had For Lunch. Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz.
Oct 15 2021
1 hr 24 mins
Episode 199: Gold Mothra
This episode opens with a discussion of a story of a man who ejaculates from his anus followed by a two-part “Plug In & Hate” session about long lines and mis-delivered packages. Then we talk about Rodan from Godzilla, a crazy girl, Brian’s dating life, and today’s rock star lifestyle. Newz, BNN, Lunch, then we’re done but not for long. Double X Quantimino. A Rare Medical Complication Caused a Man to Ejaculate from His Anus. Plug In & Hate Part 1: Waiting in lines where the end of the line is inefficient. Plug In & Hate Part 2: Receiving mis-delivered packages. Re-visiting anime television series Godzilla Singular Point. True or False? 19-year-old arrested for the death of a man who died after being set on fire at his home. Inquiring minds want to know: First dates with Brian in the dating app game. Do today's rock stars still battle the same substance abuse demons like their predecessors or have the late Millennials and Gen Z learned their lesson? Or are the musicians with demons not idolized like the rock stars that didn't survive? Or is Big Brother Records keeping the cap on the bottle and grooming today's rock stars to know they will be quickly dismissed if the demons take over? This Is The Newz. Video shows woman pulling out gun in Chipotle after store closes early. A North Carolina family finds an unknown woman in mother's casket. Impossible's new vegan nuggets taste better than McNuggets. Sadly, that's not saying much. This animal has survived for centuries without having sex. (Avengers #200) Man Almost Fights His Way Into an Airplane Cockpit on Flight From Boston. Scientists Working on a Toilet That Identifies You by Your Butthole. Haunted house actor accidentally stabs an 11-year-old boy. Keen spirit: Australian cyclist uses GPS to recreate Nirvana’s Nevermind cover. Burrito’s Nippon Newz. Tokyo cafe serves special drinks and desserts for your anime crush, welcomes otaku/fujoshi diners. Aomori police are on the lookout for a man shouting unsolicited advice at kids about dating and ramen. Is Japan’s new Super Combined Cup Noodle series really as great as it claims to be? Cup Noodle Sodas: Culinary innovation or beverage abomination? Cup Noodle pouch satisfies our never-ending need for instant ramen. More Newz. (Fake) FBI raid at NSA employee's home reveals over 16,000,000 'dick pics'. Dubstep artist Skrillex could protect against mosquito bites. A California burger joint bans customers under 18 from dining without parents, saying young people threw fries at staff and stuck candy to the ceiling. Car-exhaust drug craze alarms Congo's capital. A museum says they gave an artist $84,000 in cash to use in artwork. He delivered blank canvases and titled them "Take the Money and Run.". Jake Gyllenhaal: ‘Women? They’re superior to men’. Internet stunned by ‘ridiculous’ prices at Salt Bae’s new London restaurant. Limp Bizkit officially release new single 'Dad Vibes'. What I Had For Lunch. Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz.
Oct 8 2021
1 hr 47 mins
Episode 198: Strange You Never Knew
We saved you a seat at the lunch table where the conversation is a roller coaster of witty exchanges of knowledge, jokes, and laughter unmatched by everything that you’ve heard before. Bring a change of clothes. Double X Quantimino. Arthur wonders how the cohosts feel about the recent Apple zero-day and Pegasus spyware. Get the phrase "blessed like Peter North" in the zeitgeist. Your favorites from Wendy’s one last time if the restaurant closed. Saddest song of the 90s. Gender bending James Bond. Swearing Is Actually a Sign of More Intelligence - Not Less - Say Scientists. Kuchisabishii “lonely mouth” The feeling of wanting to eat when you aren’t hungry. What is your go to lonely mouth snack? Words in other languages that English can only describe in sentences. This Is The Newz. Polish sells parts of her BODY as NFTs including G-spot and nipples. Jar of Elvis Presley's hair auctioned for $72,500. Michael Jordan's used underwear up for auction. The U.S. Treasury Is Auctioning Off an Entire JDM Project Car Collection. One Man's Journey To Document The Strangest McDonald's In The World. National Toy Hall of Fame 2021 Finalists Revealed. Samuel Adams' latest potent beer is illegal in 15 states. Men take a vehicle with ‘free car’ sign, find a body in the trunk. Headstone used to make fudge was restored to a Michigan gravesite after 146 years. Where it was for most of the time it was missing is a mystery. Burrito’s Nippon Newz. Drunk droning arrest first of its kind in Aichi Prefecture. Sega of America taken to court in a five million dollar lawsuit, accused of deceiving users. Arcade game Key Master is set so users can't win until they've lost enough times. Japan is so polite even its hanko stamps bow to show respect. 23 flavors, five top recommendations for the wide world of Kikkoman soy milk. More Newz. Japanese grapes are some of the most expensive grapes in the world. In 2020, one bunch sold for $12,000. Just one bunch of Ruby Roman grapes sold for $12,000 at auction in 2020. That's about $400 per grape. Attack On Titan Gets Freaky-Looking Trash And Recycling Bins. 3 people were shot at a Pennsylvania baby shower after an argument over gifts. Mum gives birth to 'eBaby' after ordering an artificial insemination kit online. Chinese netizens angry at Gong Li for wearing Adidas, point out that she's not a Chinese citizen. Stern Unveils 'Godzilla'-Themed Pinball Machine. Two men arrested for alleged illegal smuggling of Kentucky Fried Chicken. Texas mom erupts at school board over 'anal sex' passage in middle schoolers' book. What I Had For Lunch. Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Blo-N-Go Hair Dryers.
Oct 1 2021
1 hr 38 mins
Episode 197: All My Friends Have Meaty...
With your headphones on and pants tight, treat yourself to The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast recorded at the Thicccum Farmz Compound in the Beaded Curtain District with entertaining fellas that your mother warned you about. Bring a change of clothes. Double X Quantimino. Burger King introduces Keep It Real Meals after banning 120 artificial ingredients. BK celebrity meals with Nelly, LILHUDDY, and Anitta. If you met someone who has never heard of Weezer and could only pick one song, which Weezer song would you pick? Arthur missed a 10% Off opportunity. Brain got ripped off by a funeral home. If you had to give up meat or cheese for the plant-based alternative, which one would you give up? Last man on earth. This Is The Newz. Rapper Dan Sur has gold chains surgically attached to his head instead of hair. A Maryland man whose attack on a woman with a semen-filled syringe was caught on camera was sentenced to 10 years. Lab-grown woolly mammoths could walk the Earth in six years if a geneticist's new start-up succeeds. The Great Wall of Vagina. Spotify's King of Sleep Music Outstreams Lady Gaga, Somehow Taco Bell's New Taco Lover's Pass Offers 30 Days of Tacos for One Low Price Cat-astrophe averted as fans catch falling feline using flag at American football game The Ballet Shoe Stew of 1842 What I Had For Lunch. Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Blo-N-Go Hair Dryers.
Sep 24 2021
1 hr 23 mins
Episode 196: Literally Countless Stars
From tip to taint, Slam City covers the happenings of four dudes in a booth, odd news commentary, and food. Recorded at the Thicccum Farmz Compound in the Beaded Curtain District, your all-time favorite part-time friends bring you a triple uranium podcast that makes people laugh deep inside. Double X Quantimino. Thrice. Misuse of the word “countless”. Arthur the Arbiter: Bacon Wrapped Hot Dogs and “Never, never share your ramen!”. Pronounce “incongruous”. “Damb” in the wild. Guy in a Coma. Fitted FUBU Shirt. Bug chasers. Open campus. Quiznos. The Wes Burrito, custom burrito. This Is The Newz. Colombia Navy Seizes $60 Million Worth of Cocaine Found Inside a Semi-Submersible Vessel. Dog The Bounty Hunter says he thought he had a pass to use the N-word "like Eminem". A giant Cinnamon Toast Crunch mascot at a Marlins game became nightmare fuel for so many MLB fans. McDonald's customer vows to go vegan after finding 'pig nipple' in bacon roll. The Surprisingly Popular Chocolate Bars Made With Blood. (BNN false start, dog water). Burrito’s Nippon Newz. Excessive dog pee is to blame for traffic light collapse, Japanese police think. A South Korean university develops a toilet that converts poop to power and pays you for "deposits". Evangelion LCL ice cream is real and the new taste of summer in Japan. Domino’s Pizza Japan apologizes for freaking out Londoner with fish and chips pizza, and offers free pie. Lawson Japan serves up carbs on carbs with their new French Fry Bread. More Newz. A man was arrested on suspicion of stealing more than 700 pieces of women's underwear from coin laundromats. Texas man caught trying to smuggle 350 lbs of meat across the border. Lil Uzi Vert says fans ripped his $24 million diamond out of his forehead. Tom DeLonge: “The secret to playing fast is masturbating. If you don’t masturbate, you can’t play punk rock!”. What I Had For Lunch. Survey Monkey changes its name to Momentive. Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz.
Sep 19 2021
1 hr 49 mins
Episode 195: Druthers Brothers
Intergalactic radio giants landed on Earth in a magical place called the Beaded Curtain District in Slam City where they recorded thought-provoking conversations for someone like you. Double X Quantimino. Brian McFly attempts to tame his adult language (Spoiler alert: Fail). Pronounce “Moog”. “Dill” with it. Rugrats. Arthur the Arbiter went to KFC again. Brown Gravy. Is cereal a soup? Which Lucky Charms marshmallow would you keep? Chuckold Cheese. An epic debate about what constitutes a sandwich. This Is The Newz. Jeff Bezos Dick Rocket Goes on Sale for $69 in Scale Model Form. Woman who hid 26 kids behind a false wall at daycare is guilty. Woman Has Made More Than $25,000 Selling Her Farts. Train crashes into semi-truck with wind turbine blade attached. How a shady high school football team faked its way onto ESPN. Florida Man Refuses To Sell Family House Now Swallowed By Massive Development. Illinois woman arrested for using fake vaccine card to travel to Hawaii. FTC investigating McDonald's and why their ice cream machines are "always broken". Burrito’s Nippon Newz. Japan’s lap-pillow ear-cleaning salons aren’t just for pervy guys. Nagoya man driving stolen Lexus RX steals Lexus LX. Anime masterpiece Akira seemingly banned in Russia due to fears of mentally damaging kids. The best-looking ramen in Japan? New store creates beautiful noodle bouquets. Mister Donut becomes Mister Pizza? Japan’s favorite donut chain now sells pizza too. More Newz. KFC Japan Releases Recipes for Fried Chicken Ramen. New Study Shows Hot Dogs Shorten Lives - Ripley's Believe It or Not!. Dairy Queen customer urinates at counter after mask dispute on Vancouver Island. A breathing tube through the butt could be an alternative to mechanical ventilators. Fired NY credit union employee nukes 21GB of data in revenge. China bans men it sees as not masculine enough from TV. Abba delights fans with a new 10-song album and virtual concert. What I Had For Lunch. Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz.
Sep 10 2021
1 hr 56 mins
Episode 194: The Third Pickle
Voted Best Podcast that You Have Never Heard and You Are Missing Out. When someone tells you that you can’t handle it, prove them wrong. This show might not be for you, but you should find out first. Not every listener is a first-time listener, but we strive to keep it that way. Double X Quantimino. Blue Knuckles - The Finger King Denied. The Nearly Perfected Arthur Dood Meal Inspired by Travis Scott. Tegan and Sara. Hypothetical Situation: Time Travel Part 2. The phrase “long in the tooth”. This Is The Newz. Woman who claims she is ‘having an affair’ with a chimp was banned from visiting him by zoo staff. Meet Grace, the ultra-lifelike nurse robot. The FAA wants to fine a passenger $45,000 for throwing luggage and putting his head up a flight attendant's skirt. Flight attendants warned 'never use duct tape' after a spate of incidents. Firefighters discover 'body in the river' was a swimmer relaxing. 'I spent £14k on my new big bum now I can't sit down – but I have no regrets'. Burrito’s Nippon Newz. A Japanese TV show about women sprinting up hills and panting adds its first-ever male performers. An Ibaraki woman was arrested for attacking the Olympic torch with a water gun. Beat the heat with "chilled katsudon," fried pork cutlet served with rice in ice-cold broth. Cup Noodle instant ramen topping ice cream is on sale now, Nissin reminds/threatens us. $100 ramen in Tokyo: Overpriced or totally worth it? More Newz. Woman attacked by an alligator says 'I love him' and it shouldn't face any consequences. Georgia man steals mortuary van, dead body rolls out ahead of police chase. Lil Nas X calls out the double standard of Tony Hawk’s blood-infused skateboard. (Mary Steenburgen Bloody Pad) Hayley Williams is now credited as co-writer on Olivia Rodrigo's Good 4 U. The Baby On The Cover Of The Nirvana Album "Nevermind" Is Suing The Estate Of Kurt Cobain For Sexual Exploitation Of Minor. Reversing A Planned Ban, OnlyFans Will Allow Pornography On Its Site After All. What I Had For Lunch. Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz.
Sep 3 2021
1 hr 39 mins
Episode 193: Future Baristas Time Capsule
Serving you a hot cup of conversations about donuts, nu metal, odd news, and what they had for lunch, your fearless and greasy hosts bring you a show so hot that you’ll feel like the old lady who was scalded by McD’s coffee in the drive-thru. This is a unique collection of segments called Slam City. Double X Quantimino. Krispy Kreme Just Unveiled Hershey’s S’mores Donuts That Are Oozing With Marshmallow. Mentions of Duck Donuts and Voodoo Doughnut. Double X Quantiminü: If you met someone that never heard music from the genre "nu metal” and you could only show them with one song by one artist, which song would that be? Arthur picked “Blind” by Korn. Brain picked “Youth of the Nation” by P.O.D. Gemini picked “Break Stuff” by Limp Bizkit. Burrito picked “Freak on a Leash” by Korn. Lost Prophets discussion. True or False?: Awkwafina. Brian the Professional has mommy issues. When you become a future barista, what would your signature drink on the specials menu be? Doesn't have to be a coffee drink but it's served at an indie coffee house where the cool kids congregate. “Tubthumping” by Chumbawumba. This Is The Newz. A British mom makes jewelry out of her own breast milk. First ever 'Taco Bell Defy' to open in Minnesota. Hermit crabs are sexually attracted to plastic pollution in the ocean. Furious Twitter debate starts over how much meat people eat off chicken wings. Florida woman arrested after 'lewd' jail visit with inmate. Florida man who killed his mother and toddler develops bizarre social media following: 'Too cute'. Burrito’s Nippon Newz. New Licca-chan doll from Japan has unnervingly rapid hair growth. Three people become first arrested in Japan for posting a 10-minute movie recap on YouTube. Bury your face in this Pokémon’s butt for the softest, soundest, and weirdest nap ever. Beautiful cans of cake have become a viral hit in Japan. More Newz. Neon Genesis Evangelion comes to Blu-ray for the first time in 11-disc ‘Ultimate Edition’. A Supercomputer Just Calculated Pi to a Record 62.8 Trillion Digits. So What? — Popular Mechanics. Nude man stabs second nude man on Seattle sidewalk. OnlyFans is banning porn, the very thing that made it big. Pumpkin spice-flavored ramen cup noodles coming this fall. (Cheesecake Pie Debate) (Resonating Mushrooms) Little Caesars Unveils New Pizza and Calzone Hybrid Called the Crazy Calzony. What I Had For Lunch. Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz.
Aug 30 2021
1 hr 43 mins
Episode 192: Whatever of the Year Every Year
Join your part-time friends at the Thicccum Farmz Compound in the Beaded Curtain District for thought-provoking conversation, sing-alongs, odd news commentary, and What I Had For Lunch, The World’s First Quantimino Powered™ Guessing Game. Double X Quantimino. Two-digit rule. T.I. Plug In and Hate - Annoying Insects: Mosquito Hawks, Cockroaches, Houseflies, Mosquitoes. Eating bugs. The Earth is a Big Turtle. Double X QuantimEMO. If you met someone that never heard music from the genre "emo" and you could only show them with one song by one artist, which song would that be? Thursday’s Full Collapse album discussion. Taking Back Sunday - “Cute Without The ‘E’ (Cut From the Team)”, Dashboard Confessional - “Vindicated”, Brand New - “Play Crack the Sky”, Jimmy Eat World - “Just Watch The Fireworks”, Jimmy Eat World’s Clarity album discussion. Emo search engine. Honorable mention: The Used - “Taste of Ink”. Double X Quantimino (continued). Thighs at Wing Bars. General life advice from Gemini. Wes Burrito drops off before the Saweetie Meal discussion. Cutting Crew - “I Just Died In Your Arms”. Minecraft. McDonald’s limited time celebrity meals discussion: The Saweetie Meal. Wes Burrito reviews The Suicide Squad movie. Starro. Willem Dafoe. Hypothetical Meta-Analysis: Your friend's dog swallows one of your AirPods Pro earbuds (retail $249/pair with charging case) because you left it in reach of the curious canine. Recover the ear bud or replace it ($89). D!ck pizza and ice cream. This Is The Newz. PepsiCo and Boston Beer to create alcoholic Mountain Dew drink. Los Angeles Air Traffic Control Warns ‘Jetpack Guy Is Back’. An Ankeny man accused of bomb threat over McDonald’s dipping sauce faces a lesser charge. Woman's terrible date goes viral after he starts flirting with a waitress. Man has a nail removed from scrotum after shooting himself with a nail gun. Burrito’s Nippon Newz. Starbucks releases 47 new Frappuccinos in Japan, one for every prefecture. “Raw Pepsi,” the most refreshing flavor ever, is out in Japan, but how does it taste? Burger King unleashes the Tokyo Teriyaki Tower in Japan. Mario isn’t number one? Nintendo plumber doesn’t win Super Mario series character popularity poll. "Conbini warp" is an increasing traffic problem for businesses and authorities across Japan. More Newz. Best man was ordered to leave the wedding by the bride after a risky joke in speech backfires. Pompeii’s fast food joint unearthed in 2019 opens to the public. Aerosol cans cleaned up after a semi explosion in Big Cabin. New Penelope Cruz film poster showing leaking nipple censored online. What I Had For Lunch. Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz.
Aug 20 2021
1 hr 49 mins
Episode 191: Milkweed Assassins
The power of Quantimino™ continues from Thicccum Farmz Compound in the Beaded Curtain District with conversations, jokes, and odd news commentary to make your day that much better. Double X Quantimino. A group of comedy clubs put together a contest where comedians submitted a photo of themselves on stage with one of their best jokes typed on the photo social media style. We chose our favorite from the final round. Arthur the Arbiter versus KFC. Classic game shows on BUZZR. Mel Gibson’s Apocalypto. Brian’s return to open mic night. Mile High Fight Club: Is fighting on an airplane the new bar fight? Fear boners. This Is The Newz. Study: Neanderthals Sexed Themselves to Death With Humans. Woman with the world's largest mouth was awarded the Guinness World Record for 6.52cm gob. 'My mum's husband is so cheap he makes us eat kids' meals at restaurants'. Burrito’s Nippon Newz. A Japanese love doll mistaken for a drowned corpse, saved by emergency services anyway. (Metal band name: Neanderthal Blood Disorder). Honda has created a GPS navigation system for your shoes. Real life doesn’t work like anime – Tokyo man arrested after letting schoolgirl live with him. A Wakayama man stealing a uniform from school was caught by a mysterious man in the restroom in the middle of night. More Newz. Pasco Sheriff’s Office letter targets residents for ‘increased accountability’. San Francisco restaurant's $72 fried rice. Capital G Grill gimmick appetizer suggestions. What I Had For Lunch. Summer sausage. On a scale of 1 to 10, how crazy are you? Brian’s Couch: Tinder messaging. After Party: Watching Movies in the Theater. Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz.
Aug 13 2021
1 hr 24 mins
Episode 190: Correlation Is Not Causation
Ladies, gentlemen, and scholars! Your fearless and greasy hosts of The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast are back at the studio in the Compound to bring you the best conversation topics and odd news commentary curated over a week. The show closes with their original guessing game, What I Had For Lunch. This work of art would not have been possible without the support of Thicccum Farmz, The Crazy One, Julio Tejas, and you, the listener. Double X Quantimino. Ska revival. If you had to give someone their first impression of ska with one third wave ska song, which song? Ska’d 4 Lyfe. Burrito Reviews: MOTU: Revelation. Arthur’s First World Problem: "McBell" or "Taco Donald's"? Virtue signaling. “Chosis” and red flags. True or False: Lacey Sturm circa 2019. Brian’s No Go Window. From Tip to Taint: The Slam City Documentary. Gemini’s coloring book idea. The Etymology of Felching. This Is The Newz. Man caught naked in a stable with a pony covered in massage oil denies wrongdoing. Man finds real-life bat cave under his new home. Woman labels date 'worst ever' after man said she looked 'fatter in person'. Man’s proposal at a baseball game goes horribly wrong in a cringeworthy scene. Feds Sell Martin Shkreli's Sole Copy Of Wu-Tang Clan Album. Oregon man knocks out, hogties active shooter, according to Portland police. (Brian McFly Throat Fucks Active Shooter) Burrito’s Nippon Newz. Rolled up balls of paper win 1st and 3rd place in the Tokyo Tech paper airplane contest. Busy morning in Sapporo as bear attacks coincide with naked man walking around town. Restaurant worker putting pubes on curry heralds return of baito-terror. Japanese man deported for eating cats. Kanna Hashimoto wins the Guinness World Record for getting tissues really fast. More Newz. Two rare white orcas are spotted off the coast of Japan. Olympic track and field athlete responds to cardboard beds in the Olympic Village. Olympics Spanish swimmer.had to leave breastfeeding son at home. Mother makes roadblock to force drivers to stop at her children's lemonade stand. Astronomers see the back of a black hole for the first time, proving Albert Einstein was right. What I Had For Lunch. McFly had Quizno’s. Fast Food debate. Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz.
Aug 5 2021
1 hr 19 mins
Episode 189: The Weighted Blanket Era
No other podcast with four dudes in a booth goes longer, faster, or harder than the World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast. Bring a change of clothes. Double X Quantimino. Burrito's Thoughts on Godzilla Singular Point. Thom Yorke’s Idioteque Dance; Radiohead’s music is a metal blanket. Santa Claus is a kaiju. Home Improvement. Researchers explore employee perceptions of bullshit in the workplace with the “Organizational Bullshit Perception Scale”. Brian’s Couch: P-in-V sex isn't that good. American Men Suffer a Friendship Recession. Brian’s Fingerhut. True or False: Lauren Mayberry of Chvrches, Snoop Dogg’s Daughter. This Is The Newz. Arizona Woman Arrested For Using Craiglist To Find A Horse To Have Sex With. (Dental talk interlude) Fuming mum interrupts young daughter's eulogy as fiancé, 68, lists her 'flaws'. 'I make jewellery from the teeth of dead loved ones to help people grieve'. Wakefield kitten born without an anus saved in emergency operation. (My Gato Needs An Assholo) Video shows woman taped to seat after trying to open plane door on American Airlines flight. (The No McFly List) SF/Fantasy Bookstore Sues Neighboring Hotel, Includes Comic Book Version of Factual Allegations in Amended Complaint. Robot Cockroach Features Engineering that Does Not Get Crushed, Moves Fast like the Insect. (Upskirt Insect) Burrito’s Nippon Newz. Japanese sento bath house creates a genius system to show how busy the baths are. New Silent Theater in Tokyo lets you lounge on couches with headphones while watching movies. English teacher arrested in Japan for smuggling cannabis oil inside hair treatment bottles. Japan created its first law requiring permits for crossbow possession. You can now visit Evangelion’s Misato’s apartment dining room in real-life Tokyo. New Godzilla mobile game lets you raise your own Godzilla, race it against other monsters. More Newz. Which bottle of wine at a restaurant has the biggest markup? The answer may surprise you. This ‘Chinese Lego’ Brand Takes Its Toy Space Mission VERY Seriously. 3 shot outside barber shop after argument between 2 men over who won a foot race a month ago. An unopened Legend of Zelda game from 1987 sells for $870,000. A Sealed Copy Of 'Super Mario 64' Has Just Sold for $1.56 Million USD. Would You Eat This KFC Cheesy Zinger Triple Down? What I Had For Lunch. Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Daddy Juice Energy.
Jul 30 2021
1 hr 52 mins
Episode 188: Flow State
Your part-time friends from the Beaded Curtain District join forces to unleash in-depth conversations about custom trading cards, relationships, hypothetical meta-analysis, odd news, and what they had for lunch. This product may cause sudden bursts of uncontrollable laughter. Double X Quantimino. Brainstorming Session: Jaymark is in talks about Slam City trading cards. For the info on the back, the designers are including the nicknames of our fearless and greasy hosts. What nicknames do we have and what other info could we consider including on the back of our trading cards? Brian’s Couch: Tinder Exit Interviews. What questions would Brian ask his failed Tinder dates? Hypothetical Meta-Analysis: If Brian had the opportunity to date someone on Tinder that made more money than him, would he take up the offer? Obviously yes (maybe) but would he up the ante (i.e. wax his crack). True or False?: Jeremy Meeks. The (International) Noise Conspiracy. This Is The Newz. Woman breaks into a dental office and pulls 13 teeth from a clueless patient. Free heroin, cocaine and meth handed out outside of the Vancouver Police Department. Do new options mean men will have responsibility for birth control? Mum makes a face mask out of her breast milk to 'bond' with her newborn baby. Fans insist a nun looks 'two decades younger' because she lives without men. Academics Rush to Defend Teacher Who Taught ‘Pornography Literacy’. Burrito’s Nippon Newz. Killing Machine appears at Japanese baseball stadium, and Dragon Quest fans are thrilled. Flying beef bowls?!? Yoshinoya completes drone delivery of its signature gyudon. Japan's first pulled pork specialty store opens in Tokyo. You can now rent “fat people” in Japan. Booze made from wood is coming soon in Japan. More Newz. Japan Just Shattered the Internet Speed Record at 319 Terabits per Second. Out-of-control monkey breaks into liquor store, drinks bottle of Kahlua. A Movie About A Woman Being Impregnated By A Car Just Won The Palme D'Or At Cannes. Woman bemuses people by showing off her mum's cupboard of food 'that never goes off'. Subway Tried To Hand Out 1 Million Subs To Promote Its Revamped Menu This Week. Instead, Some Franchisees Said They Struggled To Give Away Free Sandwiches. Dino dumps: World’s largest fossilized carnivore poop now on display at the Orlando Science Center. What I Had For Lunch. Rice Talk. Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz.
Jul 23 2021
1 hr 33 mins
Episode 187: Slow-Spinning Redemption
The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast is recorded at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District and features star players Gemini Jackson, Wes Burrito, Brian McFly, and Arthur Dood. Bring a change of clothes. Pre-show: Brian’s credit, Hockey, Little Caesars. Double X Quantimino. School mascots: ants, echidnas, fish, Shin Godzilla. Captain Planet and the Planeteers. Robert the Builder. Etiquette. How to properly eat a sandwich. Arthur the Arbiter: Chicken wing shortage, $2 surcharge for every 5 wings. This Is The Newz. Taco Cabana sells to a national franchisee for $85M in cash; parent company shifts focus to Pollo Tropical. The Internet Is Losing It Over the 'Eye of Fire' Burning in Mexican Waters. Templeton man agrees to stop mowing his lawn naked after a SLO County sheriff visit. Dashboard Confessional, Sparta, The Mars Volta, and Brian’s Archetype Emo Girl. Burrito’s Nippon Newz. Saitama Police chief arrested busted for stealing toilet paper. Cops in Japan use a police box as shag shack, one goes on to have a second affair with another officer. Please take Tokyo Olympics condoms back to your home country and use them there, organizers say. Bukkake udon gets a new name in the U.S.A. from Marugame Udon. Burger King Japan's Ugly Burgers go head-to-head in a battle for flavour. "Beef Candy" blurs the line between sukiyaki and candy. More Newz. After a flight is delayed, then canceled, a passenger uses the emergency exit of the plane on tarmac at Charlotte airport. ‘They said I don’t exist. But I am here’: one woman’s battle to prove she isn’t dead. A Nation Conceived in Liberty Confronts Its Queasiness With the “MILF Mobile”. What I Had For Lunch. After Party: Brian’s Eurotrip. Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Daddy Juice Energy.
Jul 17 2021
1 hr 14 mins
Episode 186: DAMB.
This that Be Praised Mayo, that DJE, that TED Talk, ayy Watch our soul speak, you let the meds talk, ayy Double X Quantimino. Godzilla. Allison Mack. Iron Kids bread. Wes Burrito watched Trese on Netflix. Gemini’s road rage incident. Swapping boba back and forth. Human spice. High school graduation songs. Johnny Quest Thinks We’re Sellouts. Britney Spears is bringing ska back. Brian’s Tinder dates get stranger. This Is The Newz. Nashville woman sues state officials over license plate deemed 'offensive' 10 years later. 17 Injured After Planned Detonation Of Seized Illegal Fireworks Ends In Explosion. Brewdog: Watchdog urged to probe solid gold can prize claim. Baton Rouge family surprised by $50B mistaken deposit. Customer leaves $16,000 tip on $37 bill at New Hampshire bar. White Influencer Now ‘Classifies As Korean’ After Receiving Surgery To Look Like A Pop Star. Man upset over lack of dipping sauce makes explosive threat to McDonald’s. Burrito’s Nippon Newz. Crackdown on illegal maid cafes looks to be making maids a rarer sight on streets of Akihabara. Japanese cook shaves his head in apology after gross customer complaint, then things get weird. Kappa Sushi rents out conveyor belts for diners to use at home. Reserve your own spot on an uninhabited Japanese island for an unforgettable camping experience. Talking Attack on Titan anime character robot vacuum promises to clean your “shitty” room. More Newz. Peculiar parasitic fungi discovered growing out of the rectum of a 50 million-year-old fossilized ant. Spectator who caused massive crash at Tour de France missing after fleeing the country. Something’s fishy: The fight over Subway’s tuna sandwiches opens up a can of worms. ‘God told me to come here’ Louisiana man arrested after getting high and driving to prison. A Wyoming man calls to ask why he wasn't arrested, is arrested. Discovery of 'Dragon Man' skull in China prompts rethink of human evolution. Police break up an exorcism at a Home Depot. Wont. Whet. Coined phrases: Joe Rogan rich. Damb. What I Had For Lunch. Tater Tots. Jimmy Thicccum, Thicccum Farmz. After Party: Fun Guy, Battle of the Buns, Hint of Human, Overcornified: Cuman Bean. Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Daddy Juice Energy.
Jul 9 2021
1 hr 53 mins