Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

Erik Lane

If you’ve ever thought you’ve done something really stupid, just listening to this podcast will improve your attitude! Message me your comments/questions or stupid story, or email at ShoutOut@InsaneErikLane.com. Real-time updates & story links on the TELEGRAM Channel at https://t.me/InsaneErikLane! (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill; "It's A Great Big Stupid World". Copyright © 1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) https://www.amazon.com/Great-Big-Stupid-World/dp/B005EPKL14 Logo by the "Free Online Logo Maker": DesignEvo https://www.designevo.com/logo-maker Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support

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It's A Stupid World-So Come Get Stupid
Stupid Monkey Business, Mother's Day Thongs, & A High School Prank That "Jumped The Shark"
When you mix stupid people with monkeys, you're going to get some great material for a podcast. When you mix a thoughtful Mother's Day idea with a careless Catholic school, you get major embarrassment. When you mix high school seniors with a stupid idea for a prank you get in trouble with the PETA as one FL high school found out. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Gudro", knows about this particular high school since it happened in the very area where his parents live! "Pancho" will also answer some more questions from people who "ASK PANCHO" about hiding a tattoo from your parents & what to do when your significant other isn't a fan of your silliness." And there's more stupidity to amaze you...  Man proposes to woman at her father’s funeral: ‘Pure disrespect’; A Woman Threw Pee When She Got Upset Over a Pooping Chicken; A Man Who Was Arrested 3 Times for DUI Drove to Court...Drunk; There's a "Kool-Aid Man" Trend That's Causing Broken Fences in NE; Passenger With No Flight Experience Lands Small Plane in Miami; A School Held a Burial for a Classroom Skeleton, Which Had Real Bones; Couple Receives Wrong Hotel Room Key, so They Went in & Stole Stuff; A Teacher's Aide Asked a Middle Schooler to Move His Truck, & They Hit 3 School Buses; More Than 60% of Americans Are Hiding Something from Their Employer; Leaders at San Jose church confirm they conducted ritual to rid 3-y/o of ‘evil spirits,’ leading to her death; Worst Mother's Day Gifts Ever: An Xbox Controller & a Gunshot Wound; A Thief Stole "Gazing Balls"...That Contained Ashes of the Victim's Parents; Online Searches for Vasectomy Info Soars Since Roe v. Wade Opinion Leak; A Woman Tried to Frame Her Husband by Putting Child Porn on His Phone; Home Depot Rep Forces Man to Physically Return 240 Sq. Ft. of Defective, Unrolled Pine Straw.  "Pancho" will also try to solve more questions in the weekly "Insane Game Show", that you can play along with as well...and see if you can guess better than he can! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support
3d ago
1 hr 30 mins
A Famous Farting "Fido", Sexually Harassing Bald Men, & Cookie-Flavored UnderwearAn EPIC Scammer Prank, A Weed Vending Machine, & NASA Nudes In Space
Have you ever wanted to see some Karma given to those annoying scammers who bilk people out of millions of dollars? Well, you now have your chance & my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", says it is the most righteous prank EVER! You'll also find out why "Pancho" has a grave dug in his back yard. He had his own stupidity happen at his FL home! If you've ever spotted a vending machine & sudden got the "munchies", now you'll hear about a vending machine that could ultimately GIVE you the "munchies". NASA wants to contact extraterrestrial life with naked pictures from Earth...and it's sounds out of this world! Plus, there's more "other-worldly" stupidity waiting in this week's episode...  Why Your Farts Smells So Much Nastier in the Shower; Woman Pees Off the Side of Disneyland’s "Pirates of the Caribbean" Ride; A Burglar Stole a Lawn Mower...But Mowed the Victim's Front & Back Lawns with It First; Some Perv in FL FaceTimed Random People with His Junk Out; Guy Thought He Saw a Guy Stealing from Grocery Store...So He Shot Him; A Guy Didn't Add Milk to His Cereal, & It Punctured His Lung; A Trespasser Tried to Hide from Police by Draping a Sheet Over Himself; 7-y/o Girl Goes Viral On TikTok After 1st Communion “Wine Chug”; ‘Dead’ woman bangs on coffin to say she’s alive during her own funeral; An Alligator Broke into a Couple's Garage and Drank Their Diet Coke; CDC Tracked Millions of Phones to See If Americans Followed COVID Lockdown Orders; Husband Expects His New-Mom Wife To Cook For Him At 2AM; 2 Hospitalized After Fight Over Doughnuts; Satanic Temple Sues PA School Over Rejection of ‘After School Satan Club’; A Guy Who Had to Grow a New Weiner on His Forearm Is Finally Whole Again; What Your Hand Would Look Like if It Was Designed for Self-Pleasure.  The wisdom of my Insane FL Nephew is being tapped again by 2 more who want to "ASK PANCHO" about "I'm In A Mouse Hunt" & "I'm In A Mouse Hunt". We'll have more "Insane Games" to play along with "Pancho" to see if you can guess the answer faster than he can! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support
May 14 2022
1 hr 30 mins
6-Pack (Tattooed) Abs, Take Your Kid To Crime Day, & A Real Alfred Hitchcock NightmareRotary Dial Cell Phones, Orange Juice Cereal, & A Fictosexual Relationship Crisis
Do you miss rotary dial phones? If so, there's a new cell phone waiting for you...to assemble yourself! If you've ever run out of milk for your cereal for breakfast in the morning, now you can just use OJ...thanks to Tropicana. There's been people who have married animals, trees, themselves...but what about marrying a digital computer-synthesized fictional character? And what happens when the relationship develops "communication problems"? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will elaborate on this one. These are some of the stupid situations we'll sort through in this episode. And we're just at the tip of the iceberg...  A Guy Threatened Someone with a Magic Wand;  4-y/o Orders $230 Of Starbucks & Dunkin’ On Grandma’s UberEats Account;  Controversial Theory: Ancient ‘Hobbits’ Are Still Alive;  Lady Who Coughed on Uber Driver Now Accused of Stealing Nurse's ID;  A Man Was Arrested for Public Urination 3 Times in 10 Days;  A Sheriff's Volunteer Was Caught Selling Drugs Out of His Patrol Vehicle;  Half of Parents Still Financially Support Their Adult Children;  IL Main Finds 60-y/o McDonald’s Meal In His Wall During Renovation;  A Guy Hooked His Microwave Up to AI, & It Tried to Murder Him;  A Woman Ran Up to a Urinal & Stabbed a Guy in the Butt;  Parents Angry After Teacher Confiscates Daughter’s Phone For A Week— & Uses It As Her Own;  Woman Marries Her Cat To Try To Get Landlord To Let Her Keep The Animal;  Woman Goes Viral On LinkedInN After Revealing She Sits Under Her Desk Whenever She Needs To Escape ‘Overstimulation’ In The Office;  An Evil Twin Used a Good Twin's ID to Steal $72,000 in Military Benefits;  Hikers, Brace Yourselves for a New Poop Protocol!  And "Pancho" has more wisdom to share for 2 more who want to "ASK PANCHO: about "My Mom Makes Me So Insecure" & "“I Went On A Date With A Guy Who Looks Like My Best Friend's Husband"! We'll also play along with "Pancho" with our weekly "Insane Game Show"! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support
May 7 2022
1 hr 30 mins
FL Dancing Drunk Drivers, A Reincarnated Kissing Jesus, & Snapchat's Selfie DroneCrappy Coaster Crisis, A Crap House Catastrophe, & A "Crap-tastic" Son
If someone ever tells you that a roller-coaster would scare the $#!* out of them, you'd better take them at their word. It actually happened at Bush Gardens. If you ever drop your phone in an outhouse, you may just want to pass at the opportunity to fetch it. As my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will tell you, you could wind up like one woman in Washington state: Upside down in crap... If you have a son who keeps his incapacitated father locked up in a room full of crap, it's time to cut him out of the will. Which should have been the case for one stupid FL man. And more crappy stories of stupidity...  A Study Found It's Not Your Fault Your Mother-in-Law Hates You;  Scammer Promised to Leave Easter Eggs in People's Yards, Then Didn't Show;  A Bride & a Caterer Secretly Drugged Their Wedding Guests;  Tough on Meth Sheriff's Daughter Arrested for Meth;  14% of Men Want a Urinal in Their House...91% of Women Do Not;  Man found stealing sacks of crawdads from LA pond around midnight;  A Jockey & Racehorse Both Tested Positive for Meth;  A Guy Inhaled a Drill Bit at the Dentist;  A Guy Named Aaron Burr Was Arrested for Pointing a Gun at Someone;  A College in UT Is Offering a 'Pornography Studies' Class;  Man Exposes Himself to Entire Hair Salon;  229 Lbs. Of Marijuana Discovered After Woman Runs Out Of Gas On Bridge;  Boy born with 2 penises has the larger one chopped off by doctors;  People with Kids Are More Likely to Have Road Rage;  CNN+ Streaming Service Shuddered Less Than 1 Month After Debut;  Lifehacker's Best & Worst Ways to Legally Get High.  "Pancho" will have some wise advice to some of life's questions as we hear from 2 more folks wanting to "ASK PANCHO" about situations like, "Help, I'm Too Embarrassed to Go Back to My Bank" and "My Favorite Foods Give Me Gas". Play along with "Pancho" to see if you can guess the right answers in this week's "Insane Game Show"! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support
Apr 30 2022
1 hr 39 mins
"Pizza Rat" Meet "Smoking Roach", A Cold-Footed Former Cop Robber, & Scottish Lovers!Kindergarten Koctails, Grand Theft Golf Cart, & The Loch Ness Monster May Be A "Phalus Erectus"
A big mix-up in Kindergarten class results in some mixed drinks for the kiddies. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" breaks down how it happened. A man who ran a golf cart stealing operation finally met the long arm of the law after stealing 63 carts in 7 states! "Pancho" also has some revealing information from a professor in England about a new "theory" on the Loch Ness Monster. And it's a WHALE of a tale. Plus there's these samples of stupidity... All Over TikTok, People Are Kissing Their Best Friends;  Shirtless FL man breaks into restaurant; Steals lava cake, cobbler & ice cream;  Cheating Wives Are More Likely to Own a Cat Than Any Other Pet;  Neighbor’s Warning Sign: ‘Do Not Buy That House’;  A USFL Player Got Fired for Wanting Pizza Instead of Chicken Salad;  Study: Your Mother-In-Law Bickers With You Due To Evolution;  Bizarre 75-Foot-Wide ‘Portal From Hell’ Opens Up In Lake In CA;  NJ drug bust nets $243K, 100+ lbs. of weed at drug ‘convenience store’;  Cockatiel lost for 3 years identified with help from TV theme song;  Portable nuclear device missing from stolen vehicle in PA;  $2,000 stimulus checks could be coming for people in this state;  Teacher Would Rather Be Redeployed to Iraq Than Go Back to a Classroom;  Driver Says His Tesla Car Computer Froze at 83 MPH on Freeway;  A Man Was Awarded $450,000 Because He Didn't Want a Birthday Party...But His Boss Surprised Him Anyway;  Man Accused Of Ruining Pal’s Wedding After Sneaking Pizza In For Hungry Guests;  Easter Bunny Accidentally Hands Out Condoms at Elementary School.  Also, "Pancho" offers his sage wisdom to 2 more people who will "ASK PANCHO" about "Do You Keep The Past A Better Memory?" & "I Don't Want To Go To My Neighborhood Party". We'll also have another round of the "Insane Game Show" where you can play along with "Pancho" to see who can guess better! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support
Apr 23 2022
1 hr 31 mins
More "Self-Pleasuring" Injuries, PlayStation Bomb Scare, & A Domino's Cat Thief
S3E70 ~ BONUS Midweek Episode! -  Some people still will try anything to achieve pleasure with themselves. And nearly every time, they land in the ER. Such is the case with this Swiss man who nearly collapsed as lung while working SOLO. When you order a pizza delivery. you would expect the have the delivery person leave with something...like a tip...but not your pet cat. Imagine having your plane delayed due to a bomb scare. Then you find out it was caused by a gaming console that the TSA agents THOUGHT was a bomb... And there's more stupidity from people faking government agents for personal gain & more... A Woman Arrested for Car Theft Drove to a Court Appearance in Another Stolen Car;  A Guy Pretended to Be a DEA Agent to Get a Discount at Wendy's;  A Man Trying to Steal an Audi at a Dealership Claimed He's a US Marshal;  Babysitter Accused of Putting Child in Dryer & Spinning Him Around;  53-Y/O Crashed Through 8 Headstones While Learning to Drive in a Cemetery;  Who's the Biggest A-Hole You Know? It's Probably One of These 3 People;  Rich People Paying "Professional Baby Namers" $10K to Name Their Kid.  This week's current events couldn't get any stupider...but I certainly try with the weekly "Insane Week In Review". Plus the geniuses of stupidity get honored with another set of "Genius Awards"! They're like the "Darwin Awards" but these idiots just SURVIVE their stupidity! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support
Apr 20 2022
55 mins
A Grandma's "White Witchery", "The Sports Bra" Womens Sports BAR, & A Pre-Schooler's Naughty Card For The Teacher
You're going to get arrested if you assault a law enforcement officer. But what if you cast some "white witchery" on one? You'll get arrested! Just ask one PA Granny. A new sports bar trend sporting decor about womens sports has started up with a FANTASTIC name. Don't leave your naughty sexy greeting cards lying around the house if you have a pre-schooler. As my "Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" explains, they just may use it for their teacher. And there's more insane stupidity crammed into this week's show... Man Mortified After Submitting STD Results Instead Of Cover Letter For ‘Dream Job’;  A Woman Used Her Cat as a Weapon During a Domestic Dispute;  A Guy's Pile of Stolen Bikes Was So Big, You Could See It on Google Maps;  Cawthorn: “DC Elite” Invited Him to ‘Orgy,’ Did Cocaine in Front of Him;  Teacher Tries to Get Kids Interested in Science...by Setting a Student's Hands on Fire;  A Thief Made a Guy Pinky Swear He Wouldn't Call the Cops;  Start Digging in Your Sofa for Much-Needed Coins;  A Woman Who Wrote "How to Murder Your Husband" Is on Trial for...Murdering Her Husband;  A Guy Told Cops Throwing Bottles at Unsuspecting People Is Just a Thing He Enjoys Doing;  A Man Found a 7-Ft. Snake Hiding in His Couch Cushions/Top Really Clever Things the Guy Who Found a 7-Ft. Snake in His Sofa Should've Said;  Justin Bieber Got Booed for Dissing Montreal...During a Gig in Montreal;  A Zoo Is Worried That Teenage Gorillas Are Spending Too Much Time Looking at Cell Phones;  Town Removes 1,000 Daffodils from a Park So The Kids Don't Eat Them;  Move Over Jacksonville–An OK city probing source of foul mystery odor;  A Guy Didn't Want to See His Future In-Laws, so He Sent His Twin Brother.  "Pancho" will also offer his sage wisdom to a couple of folks who want to "ASK PANCHO" about some advice on "Is It Worth Risking A Friendship For Romance" & “My Elderly Neighbor Thinks My Girlfriend Is My Ex-Wife" Don't miss another round of the "Insane Game Show" & play along with "Pancho" to see if your guesses are as stupid as his! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support
Apr 16 2022
1 hr 47 mins
A Bird-flipping Fetus, Male Libido Shock Therapy, & A Weaponized Commode"Jackassery" Senate Confirmations, Houseplant Hotel, & A Strip Club Smackdown
Do cameras in the Senate Confirmation hearings cause "jackassery"? One Senator thinks so & he wants them out. Who takes their houseplants with them when they stay in a hotel? Enough of you to warrant a hotel in KY to cater to you! Ladies, if you want to stop your man from sneaking out to strip clubs, just remember the old adage: "If you can't beat 'em, JOIN 'em!" My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has one example of what one woman did to the shock of her boyfriend. And there's plenty more "jackassery" to follow...  Woman Impersonates the Family Member of a Hospital Patient;  A Guy Broke Into a Gas Station But Couldn't Get to the Register...So He Just Stole Some Candy;  The Portland Unipiper's Unicycle Was Stolen from His Car;  71-y/o released from jail after marking pickleball court;  Milk Cartons Filled with Sanitizer Served to Students;  IL woman keeps getting ugly shoe deliveries from UPS;  Lawmaker Apologizes For Claiming Children Want Litter Boxes In Schools;  Guess What Happened: A School Photo Company Used a Green Screen...on St. Patrick's Day;  Scottish Conservation Group Builds World’s Largest Insect Hotel;  A 12-Ft. Alligator Moved into a New Home Right Before an Open House;  A Guy Hacked an Airline's Website & Found His Lost Luggage Himself;  Dyson Has Headphones That Strap an Air Purifier Across Your Face;  A Job Offer Text Ended with, "Are You Still Interested in the Position, You Piece of Crap?";  A Man in China Has Lived at an Airport for 14 years...Because He Doesn't Want to Give Up Smoking & Drinking;  TX Dad Admits the Skeleton in His Kitchen Is Son Who Died in 2018;  ‘Pizza Eggs’ Gain Steam On TikTok As A Protein-Packed Dish.  And "Pancho" gives more advice to people seeking his wisdom & you can also play along with "Pancho" in the weekly round of the "Insane Game Show"! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support
Apr 9 2022
1 hr 27 mins
Improve Attractiveness With A Cat Poop Parasite, A Chocolate Bunny Assault, & Baked Bean Retaliation
Apr 6 2022
1 hr 1 min
911 Chicken Emergency, Urn Cleaner Coffee, & Trapped Farts In The E.R.
Do NOT get between a hangry woman & her chicken. One irate KFC customer who claims she was stiffed in her chicken count, calls 911 for a rescue. I've always thought Starbucks coffee tasted like urn cleaner... but I never expected Starbucks to actually SERVE urn cleaner. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", will "let it rip" about a woman who was too timid to "toot" in front of her boyfriend & wound up with trapped farts & severe stomach pains in the E.R. Need more stupidity? I've got you covered:  A Woman Ends Up Dating the Real Man Behind a Photo That Was Used to Catfish Her;  Someone Dumped Their Dog at a Shelter Because He's "Gay";  Study: Medical Marijuana Use May Lead To Addiction, Not Aid Health;  Demand for Psychedelic Toad Venom Leads to Fears for Species’ Survival;  400 Years After Extinction, Beavers Return To UK To Combat Flood Concerns;  Teen Driver Miraculously Drives Away After Tornado Flips His Truck;  Venice hotels arming guests with water guns to ward off seagulls;  WiFi will be on the moon in just 2 years;  A Dad Just Found Out He's Been Eating Dog Treats For 20 Years;  Tiny bird, abandoned by flock, nests in UK woman’s hair for 84 days;  A Kid Narc'd on His Mom During a DUI Arrest;  A Thief Stole 20 Left-Footed Sneakers from a Shoe Store;  2 People Tried to Poison Their Boss by Putting Eye Drops in His Coffee;  Woman Meets Dog Wearing The Exact Same Sweater As Her;  Woman Sues Over Delivery Of Chocolate Penis With ‘No Redeeming Qualities’;  CO School District Will No Longer Name Valedictorians.  Advice-seekers will "ASK PANCHO" about critical questions about allergies & COVID & having a "support hamster". Plus, you can play along with "Pancho" in the "Insane Game Show" to see if you can guess better than he can! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support
Apr 2 2022
1 hr 40 mins
Oscar-Winning Stupidity, Father & Son Dope Bust, & Farmer's Market WeedDog Privacy In Google Maps, A $5,900 Ukraine Uber Ride, & A Tinder Date In SpongeBob PJs
We may argue that all dogs go to Heaven, but do they care if they're seen on Google Maps "Street View" shots? Google thinks so. You may have heard warnings to never order anything from Amazon while consuming alcohol. As you'll hear from my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", this also would include calling Uber for a ride, as one British lady found out. First impressions are everything & for one divorced mom, this was a stupid one for both her experience with Tinder...& her date. Pancho also tells of yet another account of how foreign objects find their way inside the body cavities of humans. Like the lady who discovered a shot glass somehow wound up in her BLADDER for 4 years! There's also these stories of stupidity...  A Dentist Cracked People's Teeth on Purpose so He Could Charge More;  A Guy Is Begging Pranksters to Remove the Giant Kmart "K" They Put in His Front Lawn;  A Refrigerator Repairman Stole $30,000 Worth of Turtles;  A Guy Moved into His Cubicle to Avoid Rent and Protest His Low Pay;  Someone Stole an Actual Fork in the Road;  Flock Of Escaped Chickens Ride Shotgun To Dunkin’ Drive-Through;  PA Firefighters Rush To Rescue Pet Stuck On Roof Only To Find A Happy Dog Who Likes Heights;  Professor Suing Students for Copyright Infringement to Try to Find Cheaters After Exam Posted Online;  Someone Stole an Actual Fork in the Road;  Rich Guy Gave Away $200,000 in Free Gas, Causing Huge Traffic Jams;  TikToker Secretly Stalks Her Ex While He Stalks Her Instagram for 3 Years;  Cricket juice healthier than orange juice? Insects loaded with antioxidants, research shows;  New Health Trend: Drinking Fish Tank Cleaner to Stay Young;  A Guy Slept in a Stranger's House After Mistaking It for His Airbnb;  Putin Cut Off From Precious Botox Supply Due to War Against Ukraine;  JetBlue passengers left waiting on plane after airport crew leaves for night.  More sage wisdom for 2 more folks who want to "ASK PANCHO" about some advice such as: "What's The Best Flavored Seltzer" & "I Found Out My Daughter Has Business Cards To Write Fellow Student's Essays". And play along with "Pancho" with the weekly "Insane Game Show"! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support
Mar 26 2022
1 hr 34 mins
Paid For Your Poop, Auto-correct Causes Pittsburgh Panic, & A Ding-Dong Dinner Hack"Bacon" The Pig On The Loose, Huffing Right Guard, & A Weaponized Sea Gull
I promise I'm not trying to be inappropriate when I say that there's a story about police & pigs in Houston, TX. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has a bizarre tale of a woman in FL who was busted for DUI when cops saw she was using deodorant...but not the way it was supposed to be used. "Pancho" also advises that when engaging in a fight, you may be left with using any weapon you can find, even if it has wings & feathers. If these weren't stupid enough, there's more...  Wife Wants Husband to Pay $50K to Have Baby...;  A Guy Stole $800 from a Lost Wallet, & It Got Him Busted for Drugs;  Woman gets trapped in cruise ship water slide suspended over the ocean;  Border Authorities Find 52 Reptiles Hidden in Man’s Clothing;  A Guy Got Hit by a Car and Asked if His Beer Survived;  A Guy Asked 911 to Come Test His Meth;  Scientists use algorithm to figure out what pigs are saying;  French Restaurant Claims It Was Threatened By Patrons Who Thought Poutine Was Named After Putin;  2 YouTubers Were Arrested for Having a Sleepover at Target;  Ast. Principal Fired for Reading Children's Book, 'I Need a New Butt,' to 2nd-Graders;  Walmart Now Has Mac-&-Cheese Ice Cream & Pizza Ice Cream;  A Mother Charges Her Kids Rent at 16...But Gives It All Back When They Leave the House;  ‘Mummified Body’ Found in Wall at Abandoned Oakland Convention Center;  Jussie Smollett's Family Is Worried He'll Get Beaten Up in Jail;  Elderly woman dubbed ‘the hugging bandit’ pickpocketed victims after pretending to know them;  500-lbs. Man Chained Himself to a McDonald's That Was Closing in Russia.  There's 2 more folks who want to "Ask Pancho" for some advice about... "I Literally Follow My Friend Around With A Dust Buster" & "I'm A Plant Killer". And we'll play along with Pancho" for another round of our "Insane Game Show"...and you can play at home, too! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support
Mar 19 2022
1 hr 44 mins
"Sologamy" Stupidity, "Charizard" COVID Relief, & Pusillanimous Poopers