Thank you all for listening every morning Monday through Thursday, because without U, we'd just be FN. And while Anahita Ardashir and Perennial Eschner might be going their separate ways for a few months, at least we have the memories we've shared over these last 100 episodes. Also tinnitus. Fake News Update is a Spoke Media original. Texas Tax rate at 80% of 8.25%

Today we're remembering the guest of the bests. The best of the nest. The less of the... oh just forget about it.  Fake News Update is a Spoke Media original. Texas Tax rate at 80% of 8.25%

Gee, we sure have had a lot of great segments over the past 96 episodes. Hey, remember when Perennial was way into scatting? Whatever happened to that bit?  Fake News Update is a Spoke Media original. Texas Tax rate at 80% of 8.25%

After saving the world, our heroes are packin' up the ole FNStudio before they take a well deserved break. I wonder what memories we'll uncover...cover...cover...cover... Fake News Update is a Spoke Media original. Texas Tax rate at 80% of 8.25%

Will Anahita and Perennial save the world? If I was a bettin' description writer, I'd say probably not.  Fake News Update is a Spoke Media original. Texas Tax rate at 80% of 8.25%

Who’s that hot guy galloping toward us on that hot horse?  Fake News Update is a Spoke Media original. Texas Tax rate at 80% of 8.25%

He's too sexy for his ring, and he's our only hope.  Fake News Update is a Spoke Media original. Texas Tax rate at 80% of 8.25%

This episode is brought to you in part by the 20/20 terror of Moroth: harbinger of doom and new overlord of Earth.  Fake News Update is a Spoke Media original. Texas Tax rate at 80% of 8.25%

We're starting to think these Moroths might be the same Moroth...  Fake News Update is a Spoke Media original. Texas Tax rate at 80% of 8.25%

Something about Annual's new agent just don't sit right with the Crime Puma. Fake News Update is a Spoke Media original. Texas Tax rate at 80% of 8.25%

Anahita absorbed her twin. And in so doing... she found a sister.  Fake News Update is a Spoke Media original. Texas Tax rate at 80% of 8.25%

It's bring your sibling to work week! The holiest week of the year! But where's Anahita's sibling to bring to work? Fake News Update is a Spoke Media original. Texas Tax rate at 80% of 8.25%

Sometimes learning to love is learning to let go.  Fake News Update is a Spoke Media original. Texas Tax rate at 80% of 8.25%

Anahita's in love! Isn't it fabulous?  Fake News Update is a Spoke Media original. Texas Tax rate at 80% of 8.25%

Anahita's got that glow. And TENGO's got that power of basic speech? Something's going on here!  Fake News Update is a Spoke Media original. Texas Tax rate at 80% of 8.25%

Sometimes you don't need to look any farther than your boy-anchor's Tamagotchi. Fake News Update is a Spoke Media original. Texas Tax rate at 80% of 8.25%

Can Perennial and Anahita put aside their differences at these Nickelodeon's Kid's Choice Awards? Will Colonel Gravy go home with the orange? Is Rosie O' Donnell gonna be okay? Only one way to find out!  Fake News Update is a Spoke Media original. Texas Tax rate at 80% of 8.25%

Remember, kids. Don't be a lush, stay away from the gush. Fake News Update is a Spoke Media original. Texas Tax rate at 80% of 8.25%

Looks like Anahita is finally ready to step into the slimelight! Fake News Update is a Spoke Media original. Texas Tax rate at 80% of 8.25%

The Fake News Update is back from hiatus with a shiny new coat of slime colored paint. Now let's reach those TEENS!  Fake News Update is a Spoke Media original. Texas Tax rate at 80% of 8.25%