ALT TITLE: Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi , Bobby Kennedy & Ashley Babbitt

BREAKING Ted Cruz News!!

This Just In: Ted Cruz is a dangerous putz!! And so is Lindsey Graham! All evidence points to the fact that he and The Former Guy are gaslighting the country and eagerly anticipating “riots in the streets,” from those white supremacist social justice warriors, the Oath Keepers, the Proud Boys and the Pillow Guy.

Also, Lady Lindsey is riling up the lady Demwits, with his bill to label them incompetent and unable to make big-girl decisions, all by themselves. Who wouldn’t want to vote for such an awesomely titled piece of legislation, “Protecting Pain-Capable Unborn Children from Late-Term Abortions Act?”

Shout out to “Captain Obvious,” on the Twitter @TheFungi699 for his awesome gaslighting joke we stole from him!

On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Marjorie Taylor Greene, Ted Cruz, Lindsey Graham, Donald Trump, Mitch McConnell, Elmer Stewart Rhodes the Third, of Granbury Texas, Mike Flynn,  & the worst of all, Twatty Carlson.

If you enjoyed our show, please consider putting your support behind Marcus Flowers, an army veteran running to unseat Marjorie Taylor Green in Georgia.

Engineering and Sound Design by the infinitely talented @DJBrianVasquez

PodArt by the ENDLESSLY talented Jennifer Dahbura